Impressive woman seeks a cast for Return of The Jedi themed orgy

[FringeNC]

This is floating around the net is pretty funny:

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cas/127643468.html

Evah since I been a lil girl i always be thinkin that it would be nasty (in a good way) to have a couple of men act out that scene from Star Wars where Luke comes to rescue Princess Leah from Jabba the hut.

Here's what i want: Four men (Luke, Jabba, Hans Solo, and Chewy) to come over to my house, tie me up by the neck and then beat me around for a while before reenacting the entire portion of the film that takes place at Jabba's palace (i will provide copies of the script for you to memorize or read before we commence and i have created costumes from fabric and pieces of plastic i had lying around the house).

* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

http://b.im.craigslist.org/V6/Rs/uVDFamcd799Gz2IK3cyMDC7wPQfr.jpg http://a.im.craigslist.org/dT/XF/bIsSfN0F1Pa3pWzU1ngdfeVXmHV8.jpg

[FAX]

This poor woman appears to have been following Jabba's diet plan.

FAX

[bishop_74]

Oh my good lord!!!

[tk13]

This is obviously part of Hollywood's Intergalactic orgy agenda.

[kcfanXIII]

ok, as a starwars fan that has always had a crush on princess leia, let me start by.....hhhhmmmppphhhhhh....
sorry, just lost my lunch on my keyboard. that chick is NASTY

[FringeNC]

This is obviously part of Hollywood's Intergalactic orgy agenda.

Actually, it's Buffalo I think. Maybe it's the Bills' girl.

...Also, I think GoPaint should audition for a role. He might get "hired" for this one, being the Star Wars fan.

[sedated]

Disgusting that one is.

*shudder*

[el borracho]

Poor girl. What will she do now that Brian is in love?

[KcMizzou]

Not safe for... anything.

[foxman]

There's not a Light Saber in the Galaxy for that.

[Bootlegged]

augh...can you imagine the stench?

[FAX]

Jabba the butt?

FAX

[Stinger]

All she is asking for is a little Wookie .... I mean nookie

[foxman]

Jabba the butt?

FAX


ROFL

[mike_b_284]

ROFL

You smartasses are the only thing that gets me through my day when I am hung over.

[MOhillbilly]

id hit it.

[tk13]

id hit it.
With your truck.

[MOhillbilly]

With your truck.


ssshhhh dude theyll call me a racist again.

[mike_b_284]

ssshhhh dude theyll call me a racist again.
racist

[Smed1065]

Racist truck driver!

[Stinger]

That's a hell of a way to treat your truck.

:hmmm: Wonder if this is what he had in mind?

http://www.elph.com.au/thiesspl.jpg

[Psyko Tek]

IT'S JABBA THE SLUT
AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH

[Deberg_1990]

id hit it.

I wouldnt hit that with GoChiefs dick.

[4th and Long]

http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/4331/rancor23gi.gif

[dilligaf]

Giggity.

[TinyEvel]

I've got a bad gut feeling about this one.

[listopencil]

.

[Hammock Parties]

Nein.

[luv]

That is just wrong on so many levels. :shake:

[greg63]

That is just wrong on so many levels. :shake:


Yup!

[greg63]

With your truck.


ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[StcChief]

NFW.

This is a throw flour to find the 'wet spot' deal.

[Smed1065]

That is just wrong on so many layers! :shake:

I fixed your post for you. :)

[dilligaf]

NFW.

This is a throw flour to find the 'wet spot' deal.
Or you just flip throught the folds until you smell sh1t, then flip back one.