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NJ Chief Fan
01-31-2006, 06:29 PM
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/nfl/jake-plummer-the-new-cher-140085.php


Jake Plummer, The New Cher

plummerstache.jpgYou had heard all about the (ultimately successful) petition to bring back Broncos quarterback Jake Plummer’s moustache, and, if you’re like us, you might have thought, hey, as long as he’s giving mustache rides to cheerleaders, all is pretty much fine.

But check it out: Jake Plummer is, inexplicably, starting to become a gay icon. Why? You guessed it: The mustache. Prominent gay bloggers are picking up on the “pornstache,” and even putting together greatly amusing photo montages of Plummer in various states of pseudo-gaydom.

Jake Plummer, in the span of a year, has gone from an erratic guy who sometimes throws with his lift hand into an MVP candidate, an anti-war protestor and a potential gay icon. God bless America, ya know?

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|Zach|
01-31-2006, 06:34 PM
11/30/2005

Extra Point
01-31-2006, 06:39 PM
Fitting.

(Pardon the double entendre.)

milkman
01-31-2006, 07:23 PM
This picture kicks ass.

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4161/1545/1600/1plummer_porn.jpg

Yeah, little red X's always kick ass.

Bowser
01-31-2006, 08:23 PM
This picture kicks ass.

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4161/1545/1600/1plummer_porn.jpg

Does the red x mark the spot on the ass where it kicks?

redfan
01-31-2006, 08:26 PM
I think the title is funny as all get out!
After his perfomance in the donx last game, it's an insult to Cher.

KCChiefsMan
01-31-2006, 08:30 PM
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Hammock Parties
01-31-2006, 08:54 PM
Sure is nice to have a QB who isn't the laughingstock of the league.

Taco John
01-31-2006, 08:59 PM
Sure is nice to have a QB who isn't the laughingstock of the league.



Is it better when your whole team is the laughing stock?

Hammock Parties
01-31-2006, 09:07 PM
Is it better when your whole team is the laughing stock?

I don't know, ask the Raiders.

Rausch
01-31-2006, 09:09 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar1101_13.gif

ROFL

ck_IN
01-31-2006, 09:18 PM
Somehow this whole story is just so fitting for Denver. Especially with them talking to TO.

SoCalBronco
01-31-2006, 09:21 PM
Sure is nice to have a QB who isn't the laughingstock of the league.

Sure is nice to have a front office that isnt the laughingstock of the league.

Hammock Parties
01-31-2006, 09:22 PM
Sure is nice to have a front office that isnt the laughingstock of the league.

Yep, those poor Detroit Lions.