Here you go guys, she's back on the "market"!!

[Kylo Ren]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,183703,00.html

[Coach]

Cool

[BIG_DADDY]

Still haven't figured out the ctrl C ctrl V function yet?

[Bootlegged]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/191961/0_21_020306_locklear_sambora.jpg


I love her man!




The one on the right that is

[Baby Lee]

Yeah, umm. I harbor no embarassment regarding my ween. But I don't think I'd like to be the guy who follows Tommy AND Ritchie.

[Amnorix]

It's fair to say I've lusted after Locklear ever since she was on TJ Hooker...

[BIG_DADDY]

Yeah, umm. I harbor no embarassment regarding my ween. But I don't think I'd like to be the guy who follows Tommy AND Ritchie.

You know you like sloppy 2nds or 3rds in this case.

[Kclee]

I thought this thread was about kchiefsqt.

[Baby Lee]

Anybody catch when she called Ritchie 'Tommy' by accident in an interview in just the last year or so? Can't remember now if it happened on Howard, or if it happened on some other show and Howard ran with it. That HAS to be relevant somehow.

Something along the line of;

Q: So tell me, how's your man these days?

A: Oh, Tommy's, . .. Ritchie's great. OMG!! Sorry honey.

[Bootlegged]

Yeah, umm. I harbor no embarassment regarding my ween. But I don't think I'd like to be the guy who follows Tommy AND Ritchie.


How do you know the dimensions of Richie's unit?

[Baby Lee]

How do you know the dimensions of Richie's unit?
Howard has interviewed Heather, as well as a number of pre-Heather Bon Jovi groupies, about that very subject.

[ChiefsOne]

Who's her next rocker man?

[Bootlegged]

Howard has interviewed Heather, as well as a number of pre-Heather Bon Jovi groupies, about that very subject.

Dr. Dean is apparently a dirty, dirty man then.

[morphius]

Howard has interviewed Heather, as well as a number of pre-Heather Bon Jovi groupies, about that very subject.
Man, and I thought my brain was filled with useless crap I didn't need to remember.

egahd.

[chefsos]

I'd say a nice solo pic is required at this time.

http://www.bartcop.com/heather_locklear_1.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full

[Amnorix]

Howard has interviewed Heather, as well as a number of pre-Heather Bon Jovi groupies, about that very subject.

So you're basically saying she's a size queen? Dear God, talk about ruining my image of her. OTOH, she DID date two rockers, so I need to get past that All-American face...

[siberian khatru]

I'd say a nice solo pic is required at this time.

http://www.bartcop.com/heather_locklear_1.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full

Wow, nice hang in that pic.

[Kylo Ren]

No one is bothered by the fact that she's 44 years old? I'm NOT. But I thought someone would have mentioned it by now.

[Amnorix]

No one is bothered by the fact that she's 44 years old? I'm NOT. But I thought someone would have mentioned it by now.

44 ain't THAT much older than me.


http://www.ownedforums.com/pics/albums/Hitit/hit-it-bush2.jpg

[Mr. Laz]

couldn't you of just copy and pasted so people didn't have to follow the link. :shrug:


like it was some kind of suspenseful surprise :spock:



Locklear Files for Divorce From Sambora
Friday, February 03, 2006

http://www.foxnews.com/images/191961/0_21_020306_locklear_sambora.jpg

LOS ANGELES — After 11 years of marriage, actress Heather Locklear has filed for divorce from rocker Richie Sambora, her publicist said Thursday.

"This is a private matter and there will be no further comment at this time," CeCe Yorke said in a statement.

Locklear, 44, first gained fame in 1981 as sexy Sammy Jo Dean Carrington on the TV series "Dynasty."

In the 1990s, she took on the role of cold-hearted Amanda Woodward on TV's "Melrose Place" and played mayoral love interest Caitlin Moore on "Spin City."

Sambora, 45, is a founding member and lead guitarist for the rock band Bon Jovi. He has also released two solo albums.

Locklear and Sambora were married in 1994. Their daughter, Ava Elizabeth, is 8.

Locklear was previously married to Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee.

[phxchief]

You'd hit it, but there's infinitely better looking women out there.

[alanm]

No one is bothered by the fact that she's 44 years old? I'm NOT. But I thought someone would have mentioned it by now.
No, not when you're 47 :)

[alanm]

Besides, there'd be no breaking in period. ROFL

[Amnorix]

You'd hit it, but there's infinitely better looking women out there.

Somehow I doubt that "infinitely" better looking women are strewing themselves, naked, covered in rose petals, at your feet. :D :p

[phxchief]

Somehow I doubt that "infinitely" better looking women are strewing themselves, naked, covered in rose petals, at your feet. :D :p

Sadly, and it is very sad, you're right. :banghead:

[Amnorix]

Sadly, and it is very sad, you're right. :banghead:


I know I am. The infinitely better looking naked women strewn at my feet are NEVER covered in rose petals! :cuss:



:LOL:

[sedated]

No one is bothered by the fact that she's 44 years old? I'm NOT. But I thought someone would have mentioned it by now.


You can f*ck her while watching "Murder, She Wrote". She'll like that

You should f*ck her and then have her send you $12 on your birthday

[phxchief]

I know I am. The infinitely better looking naked women strewn at my feet are NEVER covered in rose petals! :cuss:



:LOL:

ROFL ROFL ROFL

[ZepSinger]

No, not when you're 47 :)

Or 50. :) :)

[rtmike]

Don't forget to strap a 2 x 4 on yer' arse.

[Scanlonsux]

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=1574314

[Donger]

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=1574314

Wow. What a f*cking idiot:

"I wish," he said. "I mean it just gets to the point where women just go, 'I don't want to go through that again.' For us it's easy — we point and shoot."

While fatherhood is demanding, Sambora said he enjoys it. "At the end of it, it's worth it, yeah, but I mean, really, it's a good two years of your life, you know, for each kid."

[Halfcan]

The bitch has been calling me non stop wanting to hook up.

I am like damm ritchie, my gate don't swing that way.

[Skip Towne]

No, not when you're 47 :)
Or 60.