Why are there no mail order husbands?

[angel]

I did a quick google search, and all I found was this. (http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/)

But for mail order brides, there are tons of options.

It doesn't seem fair.

[Katipan]

because men need to be test driven, and women just need to be pretty.

[Simplex3]

It's because women have no money. We men don't let them have any.

[Wile_E_Coyote]

try FredEx?

[siberian khatru]

I'll PM you my address and SKU number.

[SLAG]

Vagina is a More Valuable Comodity than penis

[Coach]

Mail order?

Why there are a few options. UPS, DHL, FedEx...

Oh, wait. You mean Mail Order Husbands? Never mind. Carry on.

[Bootlegged]

For the past 7 years I've been a mail order jigalo

[ChiefsfaninPA]

No need, women find suckers to make marry them for free. Plus when it ends we have to give them half.

[angel]

Can't you just pick one up down at the corner store, Angel?
I just figure it would be easier if I could custom order one :shrug:

[Donger]

Supply and demand.

[Coach]

I just figure it would be easier if I could custom order one :shrug:

Well, there are blow-up dolls that you could make him as a husband.

http://www.nancysloventhings.com/blowup/bud_1959-01.JPG

[Skip Towne]

For the past 7 years I've been a mail order jigalo
Balderdash, you can't even spell gigolo.

[RedNFeisty]

Come on, do you really want to pay for your own leash and harness!?!

[ChiefsfaninPA]

Well, there are blow-up dolls that you could make him as a husband.

http://www.nancysloventhings.com/blowup/bud_1959-01.JPG


How much research did it take you to produce this, or is this from your personal collection?

[Coach]

How much research did it take you to produce this, or is this from your personal collection?

Researched it on the web.

Hey, I'm just helping out, that is all.

[angel]

Come on, do you really want to pay for your own leash and harness!?!
I thought they came equipped with that

[angel]

Well, there are blow-up dolls that you could make him as a husband.

http://www.nancysloventhings.com/blowup/bud_1959-01.JPG

blow up dolls can't cook or fix things around the house

[RedNFeisty]

I thought they came equipped with that


That's my point, why pay for it when you can get them for free. Go to any bar on any given night, shout free pussy and you will have a line of them to chose from.

ROFL

[mike_b_284]

Come on, do you really want to pay for your own leash and harness!?!

Well if your into that sort of thing I guess I would provide those for free.

[Skip Towne]

Come on, do you really want to pay for your own leash and harness!?!
Zing!!

[RedNFeisty]

Free pussy? I think she should try to fanagle some drinks along the way. Why give away what you can sell?

Well, of course, I was just making an example.

[angel]

That's my point, why pay for it when you can get them for free. Go to any bar on any given night, shout free pussy and you will have a line of them to chose from.

ROFL
I don't think that's the kind of "husband" I would want to choose from.

[Simplex3]

blow up dolls can't cook or fix things around the house
Ask any married woman how well that's working out for them.

[angel]

Ask any married woman how well that's working out for them.
That's my point-- if it's one that you ordered, he'd have to do all the things you want, or you could send him back for one that's not damaged... or get a refund at the very least.

[Skip Towne]

I don't think that's the kind of "husband" I would want to choose from.
Have you ever got a surprise coming.

[Simplex3]

That's my point-- if it's one that you ordered, he'd have to do all the things you want, or you could send him back for one that's not damaged... or get a refund at the very least.
ROFL

Uh, no. He'd wait 3 years, divorce you, take half and get his citizenship, just like the mail order brides are doing.

[Clint in Wichita]

I think the original question has been answered:


There are few mail-order husbands because only the most hideous, beastly females would actually pay for access to a penis.

Think about some of the ghastly women you've seen with either a man or with children.

They got di_k at no cost.

Now imagine the putrid pile of poo that would actually pay to have a man shipped overseas.

[angel]

ROFL

Uh, no. He'd wait 3 years, divorce you, take half and get his citizenship, just like the mail order brides are doing.
Well for those three years he'd do whatever I told him to, right?

[angel]

Whoa... is that how it works for them mail order brides? I could have a new wife every week!

Can I just order one for spare parts? I'd like to find one who's a match for me for kidney and liver transplants and whatnot and just keep her around as an insurance policy of sorts.
see that's what I figured it's like... and I don't see why more people aren't taking advantage of it

[Simplex3]

Well for those three years he'd do whatever I told him to, right?
No. I actually read some interviews with guys that had ordered brides and while a couple got what they asked for, a subserviant, loving spouse, for most the honeymoon was over the minute annullment was no longer an option.

[Skip Towne]

Well for those three years he'd do whatever I told him to, right?
Angel, you're strange.

[angel]

No. I actually read some interviews with guys that had ordered brides and while a couple got what they asked for, a subserviant, loving spouse, for most the honeymoon was over the minute annullment was no longer an option.
at what point is annullment no longer an option?

[angel]

Angel, you're strange.
o:-)

[angel]

I think you should just do your own scouting. Don't trust a service. Go on vacation to some impoverished nation that has guys you find attractive. Find some poor starving bastard and promise three squares a day and a clean warm bed in return for clean dishes, an in-shape house, and a tongue on your clit regularly. He'll never know what hit him.
eh, too much work

[mike_b_284]

I live in an impoverished state

[Simplex3]

at what point is annullment no longer an option?
Depends on your state. The issue is cost, you have to fly over there for "dates", etc. Then it's basically a bidding war of expensive gifts for the hottest one against the other socially inept rich nit-wits.

[angel]

Depends on your state. The issue is cost, you have to fly over there for "dates", etc. Then it's basically a bidding war of expensive gifts for the hottest one against the other socially inept rich nit-wits.
you sure do know a lot about this subject... :hmmm:

[FringeNC]

I did a quick google search, and all I found was this. (http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/)

But for mail order brides, there are tons of options.

It doesn't seem fair.


Same reason porn actors make less than porn actresses...

On a somewhat serious note, women are concerned about getting their emotional needs taken care of. They can get their physical needs taken care of anytime. Women want an emotional committment.

[mike_b_284]

Same reason porn actors make less than porn actresses...

On a somewhat serious note, women are concerned about getting their emotional needs taken care of. They can get their physical needs taken care of anytime. Women want an emotional committment.

thanks dr. phil

:)

[RedNFeisty]

I don't think that's the kind of "husband" I would want to choose from.


Well, you are just wanting a maid right? This way you are not having to pay for it.

[Clint in Wichita]

Well, you are just wanting a maid right? This way you are not having to pay for it.


Sounds like she needs a maid service and a Sybian.

[FringeNC]

thanks dr. phil

:)

Hey now, Dr. Phil would never talk about the wage disparity in the porn industry.

[angel]

Well, you are just wanting a maid right? This way you are not having to pay for it.
I don't think that guys I find in a bar will clean up anything for me-- maybe I'm stereotyping, but really, I don't think they would.

By mail order husband, I mean: some hot guy who will cook, clean, fix things, give massages, and get a job to support my extravagant lifestyle.

[RedNFeisty]

I don't think that guys I find in a bar will clean up anything for me-- maybe I'm stereotyping, but really, I don't think they would.

By mail order husband, I mean: some hot guy who will cook, clean, fix things, give massages, and get a job to support my extravagant lifestyle.

You are talking about a Cabanna(sp) boy!

[RedNFeisty]

Sounds like she needs a maid service and a Sybian.


ROFL

[angel]

You are talking about a Cabanna(sp) boy!
Oh, okay--- so where can I get one of those?

:)

[BIG_DADDY]

The reason there are no mail order husbands is because the best males are already in the United States that's why women are looking to hook up with them globally.

[RedNFeisty]

Oh, okay--- so where can I get one of those?

:)

Jamacia baby!! Or any other South American place or Islands in tropical locations!!

[BIG_DADDY]

The other reason is because social status is much more important to women than men. Where is Pedro really going to get ya?

[BIG_DADDY]

Lastly women are used to being taken care of to some degree in this country and the idea of having to actually pay to take care of Pedro is simply unthinkable.

[Iowanian]

Its simple really.

Its because while you have half of the brains...you have ALL of the hooha.

[BIG_DADDY]

Poor Pedro.

ROFL Which leads to the American woman. Pedro would be in WAY over his head with a woman like that anyway. "Can I lick your box my queen?" LOL

[Otter]

Want me to PM you my address?

[patteeu]

at what point is annullment no longer an option?

Something greater than 12 years (http://www.cwnews.com/news/viewstory.cfm?recnum=4697) according to Joe Kennedy and The Archdiocese of Boston.

[Skip Towne]

Jamacia baby!! Or any other South American place or Islands in tropical locations!!
You seem to know a lot about this.

[Skip Towne]

I think she is looking for Raoul, not Pedro.

[angel]

mmhmm, vote for Raoul

[Valiant]

CollegeHumor has a link to a couple of husband ones in their archives.. Also a new one popped up for teen girls expecting, and the baby's daddy left them, so these nobles of men will marry them and take care of them and their baby...

[Braincase]

Free pussy? I think she should try to fanagle some drinks along the way. Why give away what you can sell?

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FREE PUSSY.

Although some turns out to be an incredible value.

[keg in kc]

What's happening to this place?

[luv]

What's happening to this place?
Off-season?

[angel]

Off-season?
that, and all the love/hate threads prompted my inquiry

[luv]

that, and all the love/hate threads prompted my inquiry
Like sands through an hourglass, so are the days of ChiefsPlanet.

:)

[Eleazar]

Guys don't need to be ordered, they will just show up at your door.

[alanm]

The question is do you want new or a faithfully maintained and in excellent condition used model? With a fully vested pension no less. :hmmm: :)

[keg in kc]

Off-season?It's not the offseason yet.

Already this year's shaping up as a weird one.

And who needs mail-order when you can use match.com, e-harmony, chiefsplanet.com or one of the ten trillion other hook-up sites.

Much like with women, it's not hard to find a man who's willing to pretend to be what he thinks you think you're looking for.

[bkkcoh]

I did a quick google search, and all I found was this. (http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/)

But for mail order brides, there are tons of options.

It doesn't seem fair.


It seems as if this might be a business opportunity for you, if you think this is a worthy venture..... :toast: :clap:

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Vibrator=mail order husband, no?

[angel]

It seems as if this might be a business opportunity for you, if you think this is a worthy venture..... :toast: :clap:
I never thought of that...

But there have been many good points made on here that there's not much of a market for the mail order husbands. The whole supply-demand thing. Besides, I'm not much of a business person. So, I guess if anyone else wants to use the idea, you can go right ahead. I don't even really need any finder's fee or whatever. I wish you good luck with your project.

I'll just go to the dog park instead.

[BIG_DADDY]

I did a quick google search, and all I found was this. (http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/)

But for mail order brides, there are tons of options.

It doesn't seem fair.

It's the law of supply and demand. International women are seeking American men. International men are not seeking American women. :)

[AustinChief]

I'll just go to the dog park instead.

What is it with the dog park nowadays... it seems like any guy (myself) without a dog is being severly cut out of one of the more active "pick up" venues.

This cheeses me off!

[angel]

I go to the dog park because I love it there. I love dogs, and my dog loves to go and play with all the other dogs. I have not used it as a meeting place-- mostly because everyone else there is married. I think it's the neighborhood I'm in.

But you don't have to have a dog to go to one. Or like ENDelt said, you could borrow one.

[Donger]

I'm no longer allowed to go to the dog park. It's a shame because everyone was really friendly there.

[AustinChief]

I go to the dog park because I love it there. I love dogs, and my dog loves to go and play with all the other dogs. I have not used it as a meeting place-- mostly because everyone else there is married. I think it's the neighborhood I'm in.

But you don't have to have a dog to go to one. Or like ENDelt said, you could borrow one.

sure sure... I ahve heard that it is the best place (outside of bars, etc) to pickup women... of course ENDelt will porolly argue that a BBS is the best place ...

[bkkcoh]

What is it with the dog park nowadays... it seems like any guy (myself) without a dog is being severly cut out of one of the more active "pick up" venues.

This cheeses me off!


find a neighbor with a dog and take him

[Donger]

Were there charges filed?

No. I had to sleep on the couch for a few days though.

[angel]

sure sure... I ahve heard that it is the best place (outside of bars, etc) to pickup women... of course ENDelt will porolly argue that a BBS is the best place ...
I think I'm going to the wrong dog park... there are no single guys where I go- only married couples

[sedated]

I'm no longer allowed to go to the dog park. It's a shame because everyone was really friendly there.


bes·ti·al·i·ty ( P )
n. pl. bes·ti·al·i·ties

- Sexual relations between a human and an animal.

[Skip Towne]

I'm no longer allowed to go to the dog park. It's a shame because everyone was really friendly there.
Just go into your dumb act and get reinstated to the dog park.

[Donger]

I'm getting the feeling the true story may actually top any joke I can make here.

No. Just me being completely unaware of what was going on.

[AustinChief]

I think I'm going to the wrong dog park... there are no single guys where I go- only married couples

Go to one in Austin... they are THE place for singles around here... that and the Greenbelt/running/biking trails.

[Donger]

What were you unaware of?

Being hit on.

[Donger]

Male, female, or canine?

Female. Although there was an Afghan there that caught my eye once.

[Katipan]

The turban gave it away?

[Katipan]

I think I won, baby.

[angel]

Afghan Hound--- beautiful dogs, I had one when I was younger, she was a great dog. This isn't her, but it's an Afghan:
http://www.wagmytail.com/images/afghanhound1.jpg

[Donger]

The turban gave it away?

No. It was humping my leg.

[Katipan]

No. It was humping my leg.

I could see why the wife was upset.

That's one sexy dog.

[Donger]

I could see why the wife was upset.

That's one sexy dog.

ROFL

[KcMizzou]

Good lord. That dog's a freak of nature.

[Braincase]

That's complete bullshit.

Hah.

You might not pay now, you might not pay cash, you might not pay much, but somehow, somewhere, someway... you're gonna pay.

[alanm]

Afghan Hound--- beautiful dogs, I had one when I was younger, she was a great dog. This isn't her, but it's an Afghan:
http://www.wagmytail.com/images/afghanhound1.jpg
Afgans are too high maintenance. You'd have to be constantly brushing the dog. I've had a few Irish setters (Which BTW are much better looking dogs) and I had to brush them all the time which is a pain in the ass. Plus their high strung as hell. I love setters to death but give me a good Lab or English pointer or German shorthair these days. :thumb: