I hate my wife

[siberian khatru]

We're watching the commercial advertising Steelers Super Bowl championship merchandise (T-shirts, hats, etc.). You can buy a "kit" for $69.95.

I tell my wife, "You know, when the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, I'm gonna have to buy all that crap. Just letting you know in advance so you won't complain when I spend all that money."

She replies: "Well, I don't think they'll be winning it anytime soon, so I've got nothing to worry about."

:deevee: :deevee: :deevee:

[Hammock Parties]

F*ck her brains out.

[007]

We're watching the commercial advertising Steelers Super Bowl championship merchandise (T-shirts, hats, etc.). You can by a "kit" for $69.95.

I tell my wife, "You know, when the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, I'm gonna have to buy all that crap. Just letting you know in advance so you won't complain when I spend all that money."

She replies: "Well, I don't think they'll be winning it anytime soon, so I've got nothing to worry about."

:deevee: :deevee: :deevee:
ROFL ROFL Shoot her. ROFL

[JBucc]

Divorce

[gblowfish]

Sometimes the truth really hurts.

[Bowser]

Sounds like she is asking for anal sex in a roundabout way.

[greg63]

We're watching the commercial advertising Steelers Super Bowl championship merchandise (T-shirts, hats, etc.). You can by a "kit" for $69.95.

I tell my wife, "You know, when the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, I'm gonna have to buy all that crap. Just letting you know in advance so you won't complain when I spend all that money."

She replies: "Well, I don't think they'll be winning it anytime soon, so I've got nothing to worry about."

:deevee: :deevee: :deevee:

:spock:

[mcan]

Divorce


Well stated.

[NJ Chief Fan]

what a rotten thing to say :shake: tell her to STFU

[leviw]

Be sure she reads this thread and understands the impact of her words worldwide.

[Dunit35]

its reach around time.

[KCFalcon59]

Pure evil

[siberian khatru]

Anal sex is exactly what she's looking for. So to get back at her, I'll just give her boring missionary sex instead. Then to really punish her, I won't let her have our usual threesome with the Polynesian neighbor chick this week.

[BigMeatballDave]

Sounds like she is asking for anal sex in a roundabout way.
ROFL

[DomerNKC]

no austrailian kisses for 6 months.

[dilligaf]

Now I hate her, too. :cuss:

[Woody Paige]

Your wife is a whore.

[SPchief]

Whoa, someone forgot to log out of their dupe account

[dilligaf]

Nobody has to pay you fifty first, do they? :cuss:

[Chief Henry]

F*ck her brains out.




rep ROFL

[ck_IN]

Wow, an honest woman. I didn't know those existed.

[Extra Point]

Sounds like she is asking for anal sex in a roundabout way.
ROFL beedybeedy Hole in one, Buck

[Garcia Bronco]

We're watching the commercial advertising Steelers Super Bowl championship merchandise (T-shirts, hats, etc.). You can buy a "kit" for $69.95.

I tell my wife, "You know, when the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, I'm gonna have to buy all that crap. Just letting you know in advance so you won't complain when I spend all that money."

She replies: "Well, I don't think they'll be winning it anytime soon, so I've got nothing to worry about."

:deevee: :deevee: :deevee:

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[Fat Elvis]

It seems like your wife understands that Carl Peterson is the GM.

[Skip Towne]

Smart girl.

[ptlyon]

It is only the truth that hurts.

[memyselfI]

We're watching the commercial advertising Steelers Super Bowl championship merchandise (T-shirts, hats, etc.). You can buy a "kit" for $69.95.

I tell my wife, "You know, when the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, I'm gonna have to buy all that crap. Just letting you know in advance so you won't complain when I spend all that money."

She replies: "Well, I don't think they'll be winning it anytime soon, so I've got nothing to worry about."

:deevee: :deevee: :deevee:

She's brutally honest and married to a YES fan...

I like her. :)

[memyselfI]

Sounds like she is asking for anal sex in a roundabout way.

ROFL

[Chiefs Express]

What kind of jail time are you facing?

[Inspector]

Anal sex is exactly what she's looking for. So to get back at her, I'll just give her boring missionary sex instead. Then to really punish her, I won't let her have our usual threesome with the Polynesian neighbor chick this week.
Get her where it hurts...

[QuikSsurfer]

We're watching the commercial advertising Steelers Super Bowl championship merchandise (T-shirts, hats, etc.). You can buy a "kit" for $69.95.

I tell my wife, "You know, when the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, I'm gonna have to buy all that crap. Just letting you know in advance so you won't complain when I spend all that money."

She replies: "Well, I don't think they'll be winning it anytime soon, so I've got nothing to worry about."

:deevee: :deevee: :deevee:

i would divorce the crap out of her. Or just do her anal.

[David.]

Sounds like she is asking for anal sex in a roundabout way.

ROFL

[Iowanian]

If she's going to talk like a br0nc0 fan...she might as well catch a donkey punch.

[tk13]

Sounds like she is asking for anal sex in a roundabout way.
It's no long distance runaround, that's for sure.

[Chiefs Express]

If she's going to talk like a br0nc0 fan...she might as well catch a donkey punch.

Is that anything like a monkey bite?

[SPchief]

Is that anything like a monkey bite?


Don't lie, you've been on the recieving end of a donkey punch.

[Chiefs Express]

Don't lie, you've been on the recieving end of a donkey punch.

Can't say so. Wrong era.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I'm on my 4th marriage. First three wives passed away.
1st wife died from eating poison mushrooms.
2nd wife died from eating poison mushrooms.
3rd wife was shot.
Because she wouldn't eat the poison mushrooms.