My Milf (safe for work)

[Chief Henry]

Over this past weekend I was in Dubuque, Iowa attending the Iowa games. Saturday morning were on the way to the gym when this older
style van drives past me. The license plate read "My Milf" ....Some
middle age man was driving it. I made sure to get a good look too.

I was so surprised at the plate that I don't remember what the color of the van was. It think it was gray or burgandy . I'm surprised that was put on a license plate.

I wish I had a picture of the plates but you'll just have to take my word for this. It was Iowa plates.

Any similar License plates out there ?

[Simplex3]

I knew a guy named Clayton that had "A550RGY" in MO. Here's a nice shot of a similar plate in FL:

[htismaqe]

I always thought it was funny that Cheech's "Love Machine" in Up in Smoke had "MUF DVR" on his license plate.

As far as in the real world, I know the state of Iowa is into a new tech program that weeds out more and more of these weird license plates.

One of my buddies in college actually had "BLUNTZ" on his plates...

[Bwana]

There was a van around here with.

DOU12FK

Do you want to F**K

[ptlyon]

"Not sure I'd agree with your detective work Norm. Remember the joke about the guy who wanted personalized plates so the changed his name to 356 VFD?"

"Oh yah, dat was a good one."

[Coach]

This would make one hell of a license plate.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/HornyWagon.jpg

Works good if you have a station wagon like this.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/horniewagon.jpg

[Hoover]

That was my Dad!

[Bwana]

heh!

[Bwana]

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[Chief Henry]

heh!



ROFL

I have some clients that just purchased a Hummer. I'll have to tell them this :)

[Phobia]

ROFL

I have some clients that just purchased a Hummer. I'll have to tell them this :)

They didn't buy it from Lee Tamahori did they?

[Dunit35]

heh!


That one is sweet.

[Mile High Mania]

http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/pms.jpg

[Mile High Mania]

http://www.dataste.com/blog/wordpress/wp-images/smilies/oral.jpg

[Pitt Gorilla]

Assman?

[beavis]

Assman?
heh, someone here at work has the plates "MULVA"

[Mile High Mania]

I actually recall a guy from high school that wanted to get "BVRETR" on his plates... I don't know if it worked out.

[sedated]

Assman?

Have you ever met a proctologist? They usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never. It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way... 'It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one.

[Bwana]

I try not to put things on my car that would encourage a police officer to conduct a field sobriety test or search my car.

Heh! On one of my sports cars years ago I had:

WHY ME HP

Seriously, it got me out of at least 2 tickets.

[Boozer]

I try not to put things on my car that would encourage a police officer to conduct a field sobriety test or search my car.

PLYRH8R?

[Bwana]

PLYRH8R?

Heh! Or... I bet they would warm up to this one. :hmmm:

COPKILR

Cop Killer

[Saulbadguy]

Here is a pic I took at a Royals game.

[OnTheWarpath15]

I try not to put things on my car that would encourage a police officer to conduct a field sobriety test or search my car.

My dumbass ex-boss at Anheuser-Busch had BUD-MAN on his red porsche.

11 tickets and 1 month later, he was back to standard issue.

[banyon]

I misread the name of this thread when I first glanced at it.

I thought it said "My MILF safe word"

[Katipan]

ahem.

"alpaca!! alpaca!!"

[banyon]

Alpaca! Alpaca!
ahem.

"alpaca!! alpaca!!"
ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Mecca]

Here is a pic I took at a Royals game.

I would have hung around to see if that was a hot chick........and if it was, I would have offered my number.

[RedDread]

Saw some dude in a 70's caddy with

1BAMF

1 Bad Ass Mother F*****

[ptlyon]

A buddy of mine has "LMDN" for his cycle. When asked by the DOT what it meant, they stopped short and said, "Oh yeah, they are initials, aren't they?". He agreed, even though his initals were "MH". He didn't dare tell them that it stood for "Lick My Dirty Nutz".

Also have another buddy on his cycle has "Hamms1", which of course, he drinks Hamms.

[Chief Henry]

They didn't buy it from Lee Tamahori did they?


I have no idea who they bought it from? Why ? Maybe I don't want to know...

[Chief Henry]

ahem.

"alpaca!! alpaca!!"


:shrug:

please, a little help

[bkkcoh]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ESjoRB4_-iAecM:static.flickr.com/24/43153447_704256f287_m.jpg

found this one on google image search.... get the heck away from her....