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BIG_DADDY
02-06-2006, 05:23 PM
On David Letterman

10. "Your saddle is Versace"

9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"

8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"

7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"

6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"

5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"

4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"

3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea"

2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"

1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse"
FloridaChief
02-06-2006, 05:33 PM
Three weeks ago, this would have been clever...
Mr. Laz
02-06-2006, 05:44 PM
11. You want Jerome Bettis to suck your ass
CoMoChief
02-06-2006, 05:45 PM
Leno is better than Letterman IMO. Though OReilly got OWNED by Letterman on his show a couple weeks ago.
CoMoChief
02-06-2006, 05:46 PM
11. you listen to Coldplay.
FloridaChief
02-06-2006, 05:53 PM
12. You think Leno is better than Letterman...
dj56dt58
02-06-2006, 05:59 PM
I never watch letterman. I've always watched Leno, Conan, and Kimmel
CoMoChief
02-06-2006, 06:06 PM
Conan is indeed better than both of them. Wish he had better muscial guests though. Oh well he'll get that in 2008.
FAX
02-06-2006, 06:12 PM
13. You bring Kleenex to a shoot out.

FAX
sedated
02-06-2006, 06:28 PM
I figured butt-less chaps would be the first indication
Dunit35
02-06-2006, 08:29 PM
"You know how I know you two are gay? You're holding each other ever so gently."- 40 Year Old Virgin
ChiefsfaninPA
02-06-2006, 08:40 PM
#14. You read this post just to make sure you didn't meet any of the signs.
Simply Red
02-06-2006, 08:42 PM
You have a flamming keyboard as your avatar and try so hard to be masculine to the point it is obvious that you are trying to hide something. Ohh, also you are worried everyone else is gay. That is a give away regarding insecurity of sexuality. The cowboy thing I am not sure of yet.
Simply Red
02-06-2006, 08:43 PM
I figured butt-less chaps would be the first indication

Too amusing!
ChiefsfaninPA
02-06-2006, 08:45 PM
You have a flamming keyboard as your avatar and try so hard to be masculine to the point it is obvious that you are trying to hide something. Ohh, also you are worried everyone else is gay. That is a give away regarding insecurity of sexuality. The cowboy thing I am not sure of yet.

Hey I think I have seen him around.
JBucc
02-06-2006, 09:08 PM
#15-You shove your dick in another man's ass
ChiefsfaninPA
02-06-2006, 09:19 PM
#15-You shove your dick in another man's ass

But what if it was dark and.......
KCWolfman
02-06-2006, 09:31 PM
I figured butt-less chaps would be the first indication
Chaps aren't made with butt coverage, if they were we would call them something like "Pants".
CanadianChief
02-07-2006, 10:04 AM
16. You like eating pudding.
BIG_DADDY
02-07-2006, 11:19 AM
17. If you have spur marks on your side and a dick in your ass you just might be a gay cowboy.
listopencil
02-07-2006, 11:29 AM
Just remember- it's not the "in the ass" part that makes you gay, it's the "with another man" part that makes you gay.
BIG_DADDY
02-07-2006, 12:12 PM
18. If your mouth tastes like cock and you're wearing boots.
picasso
02-07-2006, 12:18 PM
19. You walk like John Wayne and talk like Capote.