Sexual arousal in a can

[Stinger]

'Banned' Aphrodisiac Soda To Be Sold In Stores
Makers Claim Cherry Soda Will Arouse Drinkers


A new soda promising to sexually arouse the person drinking it will soon be available in stores nationwide, according to a Local 6 News report.

The drink, called Turn On, is made with guarana, ginseng and caffeine.

The soda was banned in France and Denmark, but makers insist it is safe and works as an aphrodisiac.

People who have tested the soda said it tastes like cherry soda.

"We watched a film and then afterwards I felt like my senses were more like turned on, like I could feel more, I felt more on my skin," a tester said.

Doctors have already warned that the drink is not for everyone. Children, pregnant women and people with high blood pressure and diabetes should avoid the drink, according to the report.

A warning label on the can claims, "This beverage will arouse you."

Turn On is sold online for $3.50 a can and will soon be available in stores, the report said.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.

LINK (http://www.local6.com/news/6807099/detail.html)

[Halfcan]

$3.50 a can-buy a freaking Playboy.

[4th and Long]

I remember the first time I was sexually aroused in her can ...

[tk13]

Now there's a pick up line. "Hey baby, would you like to climb Mountain Dew?"

[Spicy McHaggis]

I prefer to crush up X in my dr. pepper.

[Dunit35]

$3.50 a can-buy a freaking Playboy.


No kidding...a Playboy is what 7.99 or something and could be used a lot longer.

[Halfcan]

No kidding...a Playboy is what 7.99 or something and could be used a lot longer.

"Used" a lot lot longer- :whackit:

[Pants]

I prefer to crush up X in my dr. pepper.

ROFL

[Dunit35]

"Used" a lot lot longer- :whackit:


son of a...I was hoping no one would catch that.

[ClevelandChief]

i just pour cherry coke on my member and let my girl lick it off

[Extra Point]

Now there's a pick up line. "Hey baby, would you like to climb Mountain Dew?"
Joke Classic!

[sedated]

I still prefer a good roofy.


Leaves less doubt

(and unconsiousness is so sexy)

[Kerberos]

Heh

I've had some pretty good blow jobs from a chick while in the bathroom.

That was some of the BEST sexual arousal in a CAN!


:D


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[Wile_E_Coyote]

you're wanting to buy it to arouse yourself














:skip:

[Frankie]

$3.50 a can-buy a freaking Playboy.
ROFL
I suppose the difference is you don't have to pee it away in an hour.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Is this legit? That's hilarious. Although who would buy this stuff?

[Donger]

George Michael would be a fantastic spokesman for this product.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

George Michael would be a fantastic spokesman for this product.

Not necessarily. Because he didn't need a can of love juice to make his own...