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Bob Dole
02-08-2006, 04:28 PM
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Hi,

My name is Paul and I am one of the people that profiled in this segment.

I just thought I would post right away and say that I will be watching this thread as closely as I can and trying to answer questions and comments as best I can about the segment and my life for those of you that want to know.

Please feel free to be as candid or as honest as you want in your questions and comments.

~Paul

Source (http://www.drphil.com/messageboard/topic/993)
Reaper16
02-08-2006, 04:31 PM
That episode aired today.
Bob Dole
02-08-2006, 04:31 PM
Heh... why is Bob Dole browsing the Dr. Phil messageboards?

Bob Dole expected that...

FAX wanted to post it, but was afraid he would have to answer that question.
Bob Dole
02-08-2006, 04:32 PM
Dear Paul,

Did you leave any ****ing pie for the rest of us?
SnakeXJones
02-08-2006, 04:33 PM
Atlast we found gilbert grape's father.
Skip Towne
02-08-2006, 04:34 PM
Get in mah belly.
foxman
02-08-2006, 04:38 PM
Get in mah belly.
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Hammock Parties
02-08-2006, 04:38 PM
I just posted one of ENDelt's quips, but I think they screen replies.
Ultra Peanut
02-08-2006, 04:38 PM
Delicious murder.
chefsos
02-08-2006, 04:40 PM
Dear Paul,

Your shoe's untied.
Rooster
02-08-2006, 04:44 PM
Dear Paul,

Gotta Sister???
foxman
02-08-2006, 04:45 PM
Dear Paul,

Gotta Sister???

Not since having a dream about a marshmellow. They never did find her.
Ultra Peanut
02-08-2006, 04:46 PM
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/heaviest.htm

I WASH MYSELF WITH A RAAAAG ON A STIIIIICK
FloridaChief
02-08-2006, 04:46 PM
Dear Paul,

Did you ever suck the jelly out of a jelly doughnut and then fill it with chocolate swirl ice cream?...
Rooster
02-08-2006, 04:50 PM
Dear Paul,

Is that nacho cheese you're wearing?
Donger
02-08-2006, 04:52 PM
Dear Paul,

I was wondering, HEY! QUIT CHEWING ON MY F*CKING ARM!
chefsos
02-08-2006, 04:55 PM
Dear Paul,

What's your 40 time?
12.62 seconds, if he pours a sip for his homies first.
Rooster
02-08-2006, 05:01 PM
Dear Paul,

Are you charged double at 'All you can eat buffets'?
Donger
02-08-2006, 05:06 PM
Dear Paul,

Approximately how many pounds of fat hit the floor when you're on the can?
Baby Lee
02-08-2006, 05:21 PM
Delicious murder.
Kids on the beat, kids on the street, beat kids, BEAT KIDS!!!
Baby Lee
02-08-2006, 05:22 PM
Would like a mint? Eets waffer theen.
chefsos
02-08-2006, 05:22 PM
Dear Paul,

How about a wafer-thin mint? Just one?
chefsos
02-08-2006, 05:23 PM
Would like a mint? Eets waffer theen.
I've been owned.
Ultra Peanut
02-08-2006, 05:24 PM
Kids on the beat, kids on the street, beat kids, BEAT KIDS!!!
Who have you exploited today?
Hammock Parties
02-08-2006, 05:26 PM
Dear Paul,

betcha can't eat just one!

http://www.cvcoffee.com/prod_images_large/Lays_Single_Serve.jpg
journeyscarab
02-08-2006, 05:28 PM
Dear Paul,

You were only supposed to eat one six inch sub per meal *not* an entire Subway each meal!

Love,
Jerod
KC Dan
02-08-2006, 05:37 PM
Dear Paul,

Do you mind if my kids jump on your belly like a trampoline?
You two already have kids???
Troy1220
02-08-2006, 06:16 PM
Does your wiener look like a button on a fur coat?
Sure-Oz
02-08-2006, 06:19 PM
Dear paul,

get off the cpu.
Rain Man
02-08-2006, 08:08 PM
I have to admire someone that finds a way to be unique and then pursues it singlemindedly. Good for Paul.
Bob Dole
02-08-2006, 08:21 PM
I have to admire someone that finds a way to be unique and then pursues it singlemindedly. Good for Paul.

That's not what you said about Browquest©.
wazu
02-08-2006, 09:03 PM
I had a rough day at work today. Oh well, it could be worse. I could weigh over a THOUSAND ****ING POUNDS!

Holy shit. How do you get that big? That goes beyond over-eating. You'd almost have to not stop eating even long enough to go buy more food! I'm surprised he finds time to even go on shows or view message boards in between bites.
Extra Point
02-08-2006, 09:05 PM
No castor oil for Lard Ass....
WilliamTheIrish
02-08-2006, 10:43 PM
Dear Paul,

I resign as one of your (60) pall bearers.

PS:

You fat f*ck.
Rooster
02-09-2006, 11:36 AM
Dear Paul,

When you go to the beach do the locals try to roll you into the ocean?
Hoover
02-09-2006, 01:12 PM
As a fellow fat guy I would like to say



























AT LEAST I'M NOT THAT EFFIN FAT
Inspector
02-09-2006, 01:17 PM
Dear Paul,

May I have my Volkswagon back now?
Inspector
02-09-2006, 01:18 PM
Dear Paul,

The goodyear people called. They're ready for the blimp now.
Inspector
02-09-2006, 01:19 PM
Dear Paul,

I know you're not aware of this, but a small child was right behind you and then you sat down and now....well....

THAT POOR LITTLE KID...............
Inspector
02-09-2006, 01:34 PM
Dear Paul,

Elephant steaks on sale at Price Chopper - hurry!
Inspector
02-09-2006, 01:34 PM
Dear Paul,

Have you considered eating at Subway? Worked for Jared.
Inspector
02-09-2006, 01:35 PM
Dear Paul,

There are others on Earth who want to eat too, ya know.
sedated
02-09-2006, 01:35 PM
Dear Paul,

When you go to the beach do the locals try to roll you into the ocean?


is anyone here a marine biologist?
Rooster
02-09-2006, 02:36 PM
Dear Paul,

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? :shake:
Mr. Kotter
02-09-2006, 02:47 PM
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Source (http://www.drphil.com/messageboard/topic/993)


:spock:

Bob Dole hangs out on Dr. Phil's boards? That explains a lot.
Duck Dog
02-09-2006, 02:49 PM
Dear Paul,
How on earth do you wipe your ass?

Signed,
Curious in Charminville
Calcountry
02-09-2006, 03:02 PM
Dear Paul, the Chiefs could use an upgrade at DT.
Mr. Kotter
02-09-2006, 03:07 PM
Almost a full 24 hours late. Impressive.

I've got you on ignore.

(I obviously just reacted without reading the thread--you know, like normal..... :p )
DJJasonp
02-09-2006, 03:15 PM
Dear Paul,

1. How does it feel to have more chins than a chinese phone booth?

2. When (if you can) go outside, do kids think an eclipse is occurring?

3. What bra size do you wear, and are they custom made?

4. Is there a toilet big enough for your huge ass or do you just say f**k it, and go in your pants?
KCChiefsMan
02-09-2006, 03:20 PM
child neglect....at least for that little girl that weighs 200 lbs in that source. The parents should go to jail imo
Demonpenz
02-09-2006, 03:27 PM
theres the new ted washington
Rooster
02-09-2006, 05:03 PM
Dear Paul,

You are beautiful on the inside and I still believe in you. Here is my brand new work out video Sweatin to the the Oldies VI.

Your Pal,
Richard Simmons
Ultra Peanut
02-09-2006, 05:23 PM
Dear Paul,

1. How does it feel to have more chins than a chinese phone booth?Book.

God.
WilliamTheIrish
02-09-2006, 06:49 PM
Dear Paul,

1. How does it feel to have more chins than a chinese phone booth?


Phone booth?
EDIT: Late again..
DJJasonp
02-10-2006, 12:10 AM
Phone booth?
EDIT: Late again..


Yeah, I know guys.....

I have to sneak in postings in between piles of work....so no time for editing.

But you obviously got the point.
DJJasonp
02-10-2006, 12:16 AM
This is going on your Permanent Record, y'know.


I know....it cost me half a point with the Russian judge too!
greg63
02-10-2006, 12:49 AM
Get in mah belly.


ROFLROFLROFLROFL
greg63
02-10-2006, 12:58 AM
Won't you dry out if they don't get you back in the ocean soon?


:hmmm:...did I type that or just think it?