Employees Wanted Soon

[KC Dan]

For anyone with Mechanical/Electrical equipment work experience desiring a job change to the High Tech arena, my company will be ramping up openings very soon. We are Kokusai Semiconductor Equipment Corporation (division of Hitachi Kokusai) and provide manufacturing service/support for Semiconductor Diffusion furnaces that we sell to our customers (Intel, AMD, Micron, Samsung, etc..). Our main offices are in Vancouver, Washington and San Jose, Ca. We have service engineers at our customer sites at all Intel & Micron facilities in the US (Portland, Phoenix, Boston, Albuquerque, Colorado Springs, Manasas VA, Boise ID, and a new Micron facility opening soon in Utah. We also employ traveling engineers for equipment installations and troubleshooting. We offer a good salary with decent benefits and will be interviewing soon.

So anyone desiring a change to the High Tech world, shoot me a PM for resume and whatnot.

[DeepSouth]

Is this a spin off of Rainman's joke thread?

[Dartgod]

Them bums finally going to hire some help for you?

[KC Dan]

Is this a spin off of Rainman's joke thread?
Nope, we are seriously looking for experienced technicians. We just got a 142 machine order from Micron in Utah, Boise & Virginia & are going to need people at those sites. And, we always have some small turnover at the Intel sites. Just had another one in Phoenix come up yesterday. The guy got his MBA and moved on. No joke.

[KC Dan]

Them bums finally going to hire some help for you?
Heh, I think they finally got sick of my bitching about working to 8pm every day. Plus, the customers want more techs on site.

[Dartgod]

Heh, I think they finally got sick of my bitching about working to 8pm every day. Plus, the customers want more techs on site.
Yeah, I think I know how they feel. :p

[jspchief]

I'm really looking for a career change, but unfortunately don't have any experience in the field.

[ENDelt260]

Is there ample Planet surfing time?

[Dartgod]

Is there ample Planet surfing time?
Pssssst...

Check his post count. 4,000 posts in four and a half years?

[ENDelt260]

Pssssst...

Check his post count. 4,000 posts in four and a half years?
Screw that, then. I'm staying put.

[KC Dan]

Yeah, I think I know how they feel. :p
The good thing is that they don't work for me just with me indirectly. That is a GOOD thing. Ya beeotch!!!

And yes, surfing time is limited for those service engineers as they are usually in the facility most of the time without Internet hookup. I, on the other hand, am at a desk in our office.

[Skip Towne]

Would I have to do actual work?

[KC Dan]

Would I have to do actual work?
Yeah, this isn't DTV....

[stevieray]

Good Luck!

I hope you find good people.

[Rain Man]

Is this a spin off of Rainman's joke thread?


The pay is $170,000 per year. You'll be based in Paris, but will be in charge of the Mediterranean and South Pacific regions. Upon being hired, you will report to our induction and training facility in Lagos, Nigeria.

[Mr. Kotter]

Your company looking for someone to train employees? :hmmm:

[Rain Man]

Your company looking for someone to train employees? :hmmm:

Yes. Be on the first flight to Lagos Monday morning, and the job is yours. The pay is $210,000 per year.

[ptlyon]

The pay is $170,000 per year. You'll be based in Paris, but will be in charge of the Mediterranean and South Pacific regions. Upon being hired, you will report to our induction and training facility in Lagos, Nigeria.

Bene's?

[Mr. Kotter]

Yes. Be on the first flight to Lagos Monday morning, and the job is yours. The pay is $210,000 per year.

Lagos? Is that anywhere near Kansas City?

[ENDelt260]

Define "near".

[Chiefs Express]

What is considered a "good salary"?

What experience would be required?

Programming? What type of programming? State? Function Block? Ladder? Sequential Function Chart?

Graphics Interface? Full Factory link? Managerial monitoring? Ethernet connectivity? Fiberoptics?

Troubleshoting?

Exactly what type of equipment are we talking about? Board assembly equipment? Wave soldering? Assemble and test? Assembly line?

Does it use Robotics? What type of robot? 4 axis? 6? 8?

What type of environment? Explosion Proof? IP55? IP66? IP67?

[Rain Man]

What is considered a "good salary"?

What experience would be required?

Programming? What type of programming? State? Function Block? Ladder? Sequential Function Chart?

Graphics Interface? Full Factory link? Managerial monitoring? Ethernet connectivity? Fiberoptics?

Troubleshoting?

Exactly what type of equipment are we talking about? Board assembly equipment? Wave soldering? Assemble and test? Assembly line?

Does it use Robotics? What type of robot? 4 axis? 6? 8?

What type of environment? Explosion Proof? IP55? IP66? IP67?

Personally, I would insist that my workplace be explosion proof.

[Phobia]

What is considered a "good salary"?

What experience would be required?

Programming? What type of programming? State? Function Block? Ladder? Sequential Function Chart?

Graphics Interface? Full Factory link? Managerial monitoring? Ethernet connectivity? Fiberoptics?

Troubleshoting?

Exactly what type of equipment are we talking about? Board assembly equipment? Wave soldering? Assemble and test? Assembly line?

Does it use Robotics? What type of robot? 4 axis? 6? 8?

What type of environment? Explosion Proof? IP55? IP66? IP67?

Impressive. You're hired.

[Chiefs Express]

Impressive. You're hired.

I didn't know you were in the equation. You don't have enough money to hire me.

[sedated]

do you drug test?

[Chiefs Express]

Personally, I would insist that my workplace be explosion proof.

I guess you misunderstood the concept. Electrically explosion proof.

[Phobia]

I didn't know you were in the equation. You don't have enough money to hire me.

Good luck, Tom. I hope you find some work.

[Skip Towne]

Do you run background checks?

[Chiefs Express]

Good luck, Tom. I hope you find some work.
I'm gainfully employed. However, if I were unemployed I still would stand by the fact that you don't have enough money to hire me.

[Rain Man]

I guess you misunderstood the concept. Electrically explosion proof.


That's not good enough. I would insist on protection against other types of explosions as well. That's non-negotiable.

[Phobia]

I'm gainfully employed. However, if I were unemployed I still would stand by the fact that you don't have enough money to hire me.

You're probably right.

[Bearcat]

That's not good enough. I would insist on protection against other types of explosions as well. That's non-negotiable.


It took a long time, but putting "explosion proof workplace" in the keyword list of monster finally paid off for me. Haven't even seen a fire yet...

[Chiefs Express]

You're probably right.

No probably about it, I've worked for an asshole before. Never again.

[Skip Towne]

Hahaha Phobia. I guess he told you.

[Phobia]

No probably about it, I've worked for an asshole before. Never again.

I'm actually very easy to work for. I've had people from this board work for me.

[Chiefs Express]

I'm actually very easy to work for. I've had people from this board work for me.

Which proves nothing. Even if you could gather up 100 people to say that you were great to work for it wouldn't make any difference. You still would not have enough money to make me even consider working for you. You can fool some of the people, but you can't fool me. I know your tendencies.

[|Zach|]

Which proves nothing. Even if you could gather up 100 people to say that you were great to work for it wouldn't make any difference. You still would not have enough money to make me even consider working for you. You can fool some of the people, but you can't fool me. I know your tendencies.
Phil isn't in the business of hiring cowards I imagine...

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Which proves nothing. Even if you could gather up 100 people to say that you were great to work for it wouldn't make any difference. You still would not have enough money to make me even consider working for you. You can fool some of the people, but you can't fool me. I know your tendencies.

{Conrad Dobler} Pretty strong words! {Conrad Dobler}

Dinny

[Bearcat]

It's a slow night, but I still need more entertaining drivel than:

"I wouldn't ever work for you"

"Probably right"

"Damn straight"

"Yep"

"I mean, I'd never work for you"

"I believe you"

"Never"

"Ever."

"Yeah."

[|Zach|]

It's a slow night, but I still need more entertaining drivel than:

"I wouldn't ever work for you"

"Probably right"

"Damn straight"

"Yep"

"I mean, I'd never work for you"

"I believe you"

"Never"

"Ever."

"Yeah."
ROFL

[sedated]

I'm actually very easy to work for. I've had people from this board work for me.


I need a job.

do you drug test?

I come cheap



(and have a degree in journalism [no joke])

[Chiefs Express]

Phil isn't in the business of hiring cowards I imagine...

What a jerk! Yup. You will never be hired as you've been branded as a coward (and a jerk).

[Chiefs Express]

It's a slow night, but I still need more entertaining drivel than:

"I wouldn't ever work for you"

"Probably right"

"Damn straight"

"Yep"

"I mean, I'd never work for you"

"I believe you"

"Never"

"Ever."

"Yeah."

I would suggest that you find another forum to post in!

[|Zach|]

What a jerk! Yup. You will never be hired as you've been branded as a coward (and a jerk).
Nah, I don't need ladies to answer phone calls for me when situations arise.

Coward.

Luckially my employer hires jerks. :)

[Bearcat]

I would suggest that you find another forum to post in!

But this is the busiest one :deevee:

[Chiefs Express]

Nah, I don't need ladies to answer phone calls for me when situations arise.

Coward.

Luckially my employer hires jerks. :)

OK chickenshit, explain to me why you think I'm a coward. Got some facts to back up you claim?

[|Zach|]

OK chickenshit, explain to me why you think I'm a coward. Got some facts to back up you claim?
I would love to but it is classified information.

[|Zach|]

But this is the busiest one :deevee:
I wouldn't work for you.

[|Zach|]

OK chickenshit
Reverting to name calling only demeans you.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3026225&postcount=77

[Chiefs Express]

I would love to but it is classified information.

Now that is being a coward. You have nothing to substantiate your claim.

That is really chickenshit. The mods need to change your name to chickenshit.

[sedated]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3026225&postcount=77


ROFL :) ROFL :) ROFL :) ROFL

touche

[Chiefs Express]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3026225&postcount=77

Your response is worthless, just like you!

[|Zach|]

Your response is worthless, just like you!
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3026225&postcount=77

[|Zach|]

Now that is being a coward. You have nothing to substantiate your claim.

That is really chickenshit. The mods need to change your name to chickenshit.
Really, lets just talk on the phone and sort this out. I look forward to your wife doing the talking for you.


Coward.

[Chiefs Express]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3026225&postcount=77

Brain frozen? You are having trouble substantiating your claim.

Go away boy, ya bother me.

[Chiefs Express]

Really, lets just talk on the phone and sort this out. I look forward to your wife doing the talking for you.


Coward.

You have no clue as to what went on that evening. So you have no basis for comment.

[Phobia]

Tom, I hope you have a nice weekend man.

[Chiefs Express]

Tom, I hope you have a nice weekend man.

Shut up Phil.

[|Zach|]

ROFL

[Chiefs Express]

ROFL

Shut up zacH.

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

People, people PEOPLE!!!!!!!

KCDan has offered a wonderful opportunity for the unemployed planet member to turn around their life, and y'all have turned this into a "let ME get the last word in" match.

20 push-ups and 3 hail-mary's, and let's get back to the matter at hand, mmmkay?

Dinny

[Bob Dole]

Does "love of pie" qualify Bob Dole for a position with Hitchatichi-Mackanunu or whatever the hell it is?

[Chiefs Express]

People, people PEOPLE!!!!!!!

KCDan has offered a wonderful opportunity for the unemployed planet member to turn around their life, and y'all have turned this into a "let ME get the last word in" match.

20 push-ups and 3 hail-mary's, and let's get back to the matter at hand, mmmkay?

Dinny

DINNY, I don't even know Mary, why would I tell her to go to hell?

[Chiefs Express]

Does "love of pie" qualify Bob Dole for a position with Hitchatichi-Mackanunu or whatever the hell it is?

Only if it's Apple!

[|Zach|]

Shut up zacH.
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/zachishere/95210081/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/42/95210081_0344c6c616.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Reflections Of Springfield" /></a>

[Phobia]

People, people PEOPLE!!!!!!!

KCDan has offered a wonderful opportunity for the unemployed planet member to turn around their life, and y'all have turned this into a "let ME get the last word in" match.

20 push-ups and 3 hail-mary's, and let's get back to the matter at hand, mmmkay?

Dinny

I hope that you have a lovely evening Dinny.

[Bearcat]

I wouldn't work for you.


You couldn't work for me!!!



No, really, I don't have a business or anyone below me at my job... I guess you could do my taxes or go to WalMart or something... I'll let you know if something comes up, and maybe I'll consider you, even though I've never had much work to offer to an out-of-work college basketball coach.

[sedated]

DINNY, I don't even know Mary, why would I tell her to go to hell?


I think ChiefsExpress had a few too many bourbons during happy hour today

[|Zach|]

I think ChiefsExpress had a few too many bourbons during happy hour today
It was the Roy Thomas happy hour special.

[|Zach|]

You couldn't work for me!!!



No, really, I don't have a business or anyone below me at my job... I guess you could do my taxes or go to WalMart or something... I'll let you know if something comes up, and maybe I'll consider you, even though I've never had much work to offer to an out-of-work college basketball coach.
http://www.aaardvarksark.com/icq/bluesbrothers/Pic-businessmen.jpg

[Bearcat]

http://www.aaardvarksark.com/icq/bluesbrothers/Pic-businessmen.jpg


You currently work for careerbuilder.com?

Good, because you couldn't ever work for me!

[Chiefs Express]

I think ChiefsExpress had a few too many bourbons during happy hour today

Chiefs Express doesn't drink.

[Skip Towne]

I think ChiefsExpress had a few too many bourbons during happy hour today
No, this is his usual charming self. That is why he is so popular on this board. He's a real sweetheart.

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

DINNY, I don't even know Mary, why would I tell her to go to hell?


I think hail mary's have something to do with Catholics, although I confess ignorance as my only Catholic experience has to do with a wedding and reception I played that lasted for a whole month in only one night.

Why don't you fuggers grow a pair, let 'em drop, and help us poor unemployed, yet skilled sorry mofo's join the ranks of taxpaying productive members of society.

I envy you ****ers who have never truly earned "soul", yet pity your misunderstanding.

Dinny

[|Zach|]

You currently work for careerbuilder.com?

Good, because you couldn't ever work for me!
I am actully a personal secretary to Neil Smith. I have to dictate for him. Tough work...tough work indeed.

[Bearcat]

I am actully a personal secretary to Neil Smith. I have to dictate for him. Tough work...tough work indeed.


:hmmm: Fluent in Neilbonics... nope, still couldn't work for me.

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

I hope that you have a lovely evening Dinny.


I don't get it.

Dinny

[|Zach|]

:hmmm: Fluent in Neilbonics... nope, still couldn't work for me.
I am done trying to get your job. I am just flaunting all my skills at this point. The dictation and being able to dress monkies in suits.

[Chiefs Express]

No, this is his usual charming self. That is why he is so popular on this board. He's a real sweetheart.

If that's not the pot calling the kettle black I dont' know what is!

[Phobia]

I don't get it.

Dinny

It's a standard greeting. Have a nice evening.

[|Zach|]

I dont' know what is!
Yes, we know.

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

It's a standard greeting. Have a nice evening.

In that case, I hope your evening is exceptionaly ducky, as well.

And while I'm at it, may you have a wonderful day tomorrow.

But I still don't get it.

Dinny

[Chiefs Express]

Yes, we know.

Now you're just showing your ass, which is easily confused with your head.

[sedated]

In that case, I hope your evening is exceptionaly ducky, as well.



wtf?

[Rain Man]

If you all are interviewing, you aren't doing a very good job at it.

[Chiefs Express]

If you all are interviewing, you aren't doing a very good job at it.

Is this really a test? I didn't even study!

[|Zach|]

Now you're just showing your ass, which is easily confused with your head.
Burn.

[sedated]

If you all are interviewing, you aren't doing a very good job at it.


I talk the same at all my interviews.

I've never had a problem getting a job


(the people that hire jiz-moppers aren't very particular)

[Rain Man]

Okay. Let's practice. I'm your interviewer.

"Okay, job seeker. What color is your brain?"

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

FWIW.

I have "worked" for Phobia in an indirect, roundabout way at a couple of 37Forever functions, and I have nothing but props for the man.

I would alive be the luckiest troubador if only all those having a dance were just so.

Dinny

[Phobia]

Okay. Let's practice. I'm your interviewer.

"Okay, job seeker. What color is your brain?"

You are worthless and you couldn't afford me.

[Chiefs Express]

You are worthless and you couldn't afford me.

I'm sure he can pay the $1.75 an hour you would demand.

[sedated]

I would alive be the luckiest troubador if only all those having a dance were just so.

Dinny

:BLVD:

[Skip Towne]

FWIW.

I have "worked" for Phobia in an indirect, roundabout way at a couple of 37Forever functions, and I have nothing but props for the man.

I would alive be the luckiest troubador if only all those having a dance were just so.

Dinny
Really? I heard he liked to taunt the bands. Like change their names and such.

[Skip Towne]

If that's not the pot calling the kettle black I dont' know what is!
You certainly don't know what is. There is absolutely no comparison between your popularity and mine. None!