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Okay. There's a guy that I'm interested in at work. We're friends and co-workers, but nothing more. Not even sure I've made it too clear that I'm interested. Anyway, I bought some cards to go along with some boxes of chocolates that I got a few people at work. What do you think of the following card?
Hammock Parties
02-13-2006, 12:57 AM
Re-attach to another post.
Dunit35
02-13-2006, 01:01 AM
Cute..It would show me that we are friends and you were being nice and giving me something for Vday...
greg63
02-13-2006, 01:08 AM
Nice Luv; go for it! :D
CoMoChief
02-13-2006, 01:17 AM
Tell him you want to get his head wet. Phrases like that are what us men call......"attention getters".
Demonpenz
02-13-2006, 01:20 AM
thats gay. i would probably make fun of you and throw it away.
Phobia
02-13-2006, 01:22 AM
Is this the same guy you posted about MONTHS ago?
You need to be a little more forward than a jackass card.
Smack him on the ass - with your tongue.
'Hamas' Jenkins
02-13-2006, 01:31 AM
After you give him the card, wait a week and see if he wants to go out for drinks with you and some fellow friends/coworkers. It's much easier to hit it off outside of the workplace. (P.S., if you know a lot of people at work, who are of a reasonable age, you could have a party at your place and invite a bunch of people and then see what happens as well).
thats gay. i would probably make fun of you and throw it away.
That's what I'm afraid of. It's the only one that I could find that wasn't girly, but not meant for a significant other or family member.
greg63
02-13-2006, 02:05 AM
That's what I'm afraid of. It's the only one that I could find that wasn't girly, but not meant for a significant other or family member.
How well do you know him Luv? I guess anything is possible but, to coin what is sure to be dubbed by those who post here as a worthless and cliché phrase; nothing ventured, nothing gained.
J Diddy
02-13-2006, 02:26 AM
That's what I'm afraid of. It's the only one that I could find that wasn't girly, but not meant for a significant other or family member.
GOD DAMNED WOMAN. How many times I got to tell you....
THE KEY TO A MAN'S HEART IS NACHOS.
Archie F. Swin
02-13-2006, 07:46 AM
dont date co-workers
Hog's Gone Fishin
02-13-2006, 07:54 AM
Luv, Just to let you know, men don't like to play games. If your really interested in him you should walk right up to him and grab his schlong while telling him you don't want to be a virgin any longer.
Skip Towne
02-13-2006, 08:00 AM
That card is probably alright. But as a clincher I'd enclose a gift certificate for a BJ.
morphius
02-13-2006, 08:09 AM
I'm not sure if this is a good or a bad thing, honestly. But it beats the hell out of, "If you were single would you go out with me?".
stumppy
02-13-2006, 09:00 AM
When you get the chance "accidently" rub your tits on him, say 'OOPS' and give him one of those 'I could do it again if you like' looks/smiles.
GUARANTEED to get the info you are seeking.
Baby Lee
02-13-2006, 09:17 AM
I choo-choo-choose you.
NewChief
02-13-2006, 09:20 AM
I choo-choo-choose you.
Would you BEE my valentine?
Brock
02-13-2006, 09:37 AM
.
keg in kc
02-13-2006, 09:56 AM
dont date co-workersGood advice.
BigMeatballDave
02-13-2006, 10:00 AM
Tell him you are on a high-protein diet, and you swallow...
Luv, Just to let you know, men don't like to play games. If your really interested in him you should walk right up to him and grab his schlong while telling him you don't want to be a virgin any longer.
While I do need to be more forward, I don't need a sexual harrassment suit. I'll stick with the card and chocolates just like I got everyone else. I'll just write a little note in his.
chagrin
02-13-2006, 06:44 PM
email him a pic of your shaven clam
giggitty!
chagrin
02-13-2006, 06:45 PM
p.s. what kind of faig are you hot for, that will file a sexual harrassment suit, AGAINST A WOMAN WHO WANTS TO DO HIM???
mike_b_284
02-13-2006, 06:52 PM
Luv, Just to let you know, men don't like to play games. If your really interested in him you should walk right up to him and grab his schlong while telling him you don't want to be a virgin any longer.
FOR REAL, when are you ladies going to learn. Direct and to the point.
Nachos and schlong grabbing, what better combination could you ask for.
|Zach|
02-13-2006, 06:57 PM
Beer and a blowjob.
Hallmark's "I want to drain your crotch with my mouth" line is still a few months from hitting the shelves.
chagrin
02-13-2006, 06:58 PM
Beer and a blowjob.
Zing!
mike_b_284
02-13-2006, 07:01 PM
Beer and a blowjob.
That will get you fired every time. Remember she is at work.
Sure-Oz
02-13-2006, 07:05 PM
Beer and a blowjob.
steak, beer and a blowjob.
Eleazar
02-13-2006, 07:14 PM
THE KEY TO A MAN'S HEART IS NACHOS.
Damnit man, don't give away all our secrets.
Skip Towne
02-13-2006, 07:23 PM
While I do need to be more forward, I don't need a sexual harrassment suit. I'll stick with the card and chocolates just like I got everyone else. I'll just write a little note in his.
OK, we're trying to give you the benefit of our experience yet you insist on doing it your way. How successful has your way been? My BJ gift certificate is a sheer stroke of genius. Why can't you see that? :p
Skip Towne
02-13-2006, 07:30 PM
OK, let's start with what guys want in a woman. Basically they want a beautiful, mute, nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store. If you don't meet any of these criteria, then your act needs work. Also, refer to my gift certificate post. That sometimes works.
Smed1065
02-13-2006, 07:30 PM
OK, we're trying to give you the benefit of our experience yet you insist on doing it your way. How successful has your way been? My BJ gift certificate is a sheer stroke of genius. Why can't you see that? :p
And will prove effective, at least for an hour anyway! :)
P.S. Is the note you are going to include x-rated?
Skip Towne
02-13-2006, 07:34 PM
And will prove effective, at least for an hour anyway! :)
P.S. Is the note you are going to include x-rated?
Notes are soo high school. This requires in depth analysis of human behavior. I have outlined this in a previous post.
ChiefsFire
02-13-2006, 07:39 PM
Luv...dont listen to these aholes....
follow your heart...do what ever your comfortable with
who knows,he may be as shy as you are and justs needs a lil incentive
Eleazar
02-13-2006, 07:49 PM
OK, let's start with what guys want in a woman. Basically they want a beautiful, mute, nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store. If you don't meet any of these criteria, then your act needs work. Also, refer to my gift certificate post. That sometimes works.
You forgot the nachos.
ExtremeChief
02-13-2006, 07:54 PM
men love poetry..
here, try this:
I hope your Valentine's Day goes well,
And your evening is really swell,
Flowers, candy, kisses and cake,
Wanna F&CK?????
Archie F. Swin
02-13-2006, 07:59 PM
Wings, beer and a blowjob.
fixed your post
KCChiefsMan
02-13-2006, 08:22 PM
just ask him if he would like to sleep with you, guys like that.
Halfcan
02-13-2006, 10:46 PM
Funny card, it's a lot better than the one you sent me.
Jenny Gump
02-13-2006, 11:05 PM
Front:
OMG!@!@@! We have the same mousepad. You're freaking me out.
Halfcan
02-13-2006, 11:20 PM
OMG!@!@@! We have the same mousepad. You're freaking me out.
I have that one too!!!!!
Not really.
Jenny Gump
02-13-2006, 11:25 PM
I have that one too!!!!!
Not really.
OMG, you're such a jokester. Really had me going there for 2/10 of a second.
Archie F. Swin
02-13-2006, 11:28 PM
Who picks wings over a steak? Communist!
well, steak then.....make mine chicken fried!
Katipan
02-13-2006, 11:31 PM
Ohhhhh.... you're woman.
...
Hootie
02-13-2006, 11:37 PM
is this ho hot or what?!
I mean, obviously the dude isn't interested or he would've already made his move. If you're lucky though, talk him into drinking with you, buy him several shots, and you'll get a good one nighter. Do him a favor though, leave before he wakes up the next morning...there's nothing worse than looking at the ho you drunk banged the night before, especially if she's a fatty.
Halfcan
02-13-2006, 11:41 PM
Luv is not a ho dumbazz.
Hootie
02-13-2006, 11:42 PM
Luv is not a ho dumbazz.
sounds like a ho to me...
Halfcan
02-14-2006, 12:22 AM
sounds like a ho to me...
Go back to searching for gay porn troll!!!
Rausch
02-14-2006, 12:28 AM
sounds like a ho to me...
Can't be, I've never touched 'er.
Back in the box GIMP!
Halfcan
02-14-2006, 12:30 AM
Back in the box Usurper GIMP!
Rausch
02-14-2006, 12:32 AM
Back in the box Usurper GIMP!
http://tigert.gimp.org/gimp/gimp-splash-history/splashes/1.14.png
greg63
02-14-2006, 12:51 AM
Back in the box Usurper GIMP!
DITTO!
is this ho hot or what?!
I mean, obviously the dude isn't interested or he would've already made his move. If you're lucky though, talk him into drinking with you, buy him several shots, and you'll get a good one nighter. Do him a favor though, leave before he wakes up the next morning...there's nothing worse than looking at the ho you drunk banged the night before, especially if she's a fatty.
While I may be a fatty, I am no ho. Proof of which is only a ho would give you the time of day. I never would. So I only have two words for you, good sir.
F*CK OFF
Halfcan
02-14-2006, 01:11 AM
While I may be a sexy, beautiful, smart, Goddess of Luv, I am no ho. Proof of which is only a ho would give you the time of day. I never would. So I only have to words for you, good sir.
F*CK OFF Usurper GIMP
Called you a Ho on your own Valentine thread. Pretty low.
greg63
02-14-2006, 01:14 AM
Called you a Ho on your own Valentine thread. Pretty low.
The guy is obviously off in a dark corner somewhere, sucking his thumb saying: "Find a happy place. Find a happy place!"
Halfcan
02-14-2006, 01:32 AM
The guy is obviously off in a dark corner somewhere, sucking his thumb saying: "Find a happy place. Find a happy place!"
Maybe the Gimp went back in his box?
greg63
02-14-2006, 01:35 AM
Maybe the Gimp went back in his box?
...Yup, where he/she belongs.
I wouldn't give him the attention it takes to neg rep him. Some people thrive on pissing people off. Sorry, not going to give him the satisfaction. :D
greg63
02-14-2006, 01:40 AM
I wouldn't give him the attention it takes to neg rep him. Some people thrive on pissing people off. Sorry, not going to give him the satisfaction. :D
True, and you are definately a class act. :)
Well, I'm gonna catch some Olympic re-run action, and then head off to bed.
Nite all!
alanm
02-14-2006, 01:53 AM
Happy Valentines Day luv2rite!! :) :) :)
chagrin
02-14-2006, 06:53 AM
Luv...dont listen to these aholes....
follow your heart...do what ever your comfortable with
who knows,he may be as shy as you are and justs needs a lil incentive
ROFL
You have the complete Dan Folgelberg Anthology, don't you?
:p
Hog's Gone Fishin
02-14-2006, 07:34 AM
You could just offer him a pencil and a condom.
kaplin42
02-14-2006, 11:34 AM
Luv,
There are two schools of thought here.
1.) Thow shalt not get thy meat where thy makes thine bread!!
2.) While he is reading your card, drop to your knees and start unzipping his zipper, all the while licking your lips.
With all the poor humor aside, the best way would be just to walk up to him and ask him if he would like to grab a drink or a cup of coffee after work. If he says yes, then you are pretty much in, if he says no, then feel free to poor sugar in his gas tank. I wish you nothing but the best and hope it goes the way you want it.
P.S. Its obvious youre not a ho, and the troll who said that should have a rabid badger stuffed down his pants.
Thanks for the "advice" and encouragement. I'm not necessarily trying to get this guy down my pants (although that would be nice). Just a friendly gesture. No different than what I got a few other people at work. He knows I'm interested. I'm not exactly hard to read. Time to just sit back and see what happens. If nothing, then I'll know I need to move on.
Hootie
02-14-2006, 01:36 PM
lmao.
I knew she was a fatty. Only fatties are desperate enough to do something like this.
Dudes either notice you or they don't. So like I said, your only chance is the 'lure the guy out SOMEHOW (it'll be tough) and get him shitfaced wasted...otherwise you have no chance!'
It's a tough world out there, even tougher for the fatties...go get 'em tiger!
Halfcan
02-14-2006, 03:25 PM
lmao.
I knew she was a fatty. Only fatties are desperate enough to do something like this.
Dudes either notice you or they don't. So like I said, your only chance is the 'lure the guy out SOMEHOW (it'll be tough) and get him shitfaced wasted...otherwise you have no chance!'
It's a tough world out there, even tougher for the fatties...go get 'em tiger!
The only fat on this thread is the "FAT" pile of shit between your ears. Just when I thought you couldn't sound like a bigger asshole, you post again. Nice job Matrix Jr.
chiefs4me
02-14-2006, 06:12 PM
Okay. There's a guy that I'm interested in at work. We're friends and co-workers, but nothing more. Not even sure I've made it too clear that I'm interested. Anyway, I bought some cards to go along with some boxes of chocolates that I got a few people at work. What do you think of the following card?
I just don't understand why you don't just ask him out....:shrug:
stumppy
02-14-2006, 08:06 PM
lmao.
I knew she was a fatty. Only fatties are desperate enough to do something like this.
Dudes either notice you or they don't. So like I said, your only chance is the 'lure the guy out SOMEHOW (it'll be tough) and get him shitfaced wasted...otherwise you have no chance!'
It's a tough world out there, even tougher for the fatties...go get 'em tiger!
Like I said when I neg rep'd you.
How about you suck on the snotty end of my fugg stick.
Iowanian
02-14-2006, 08:10 PM
There was a thread last year(or maybe the year before)....on valentines, where a horde of poems and valentineless stories were posted.
I can't find it for the life of me....it was awesome.
Major Award for person to find that thread.
The only fat on this thread is the "FAT" pile of shit between your ears. Just when I thought you couldn't sound like a bigger asshole, you post again. Nice job Matrix Jr.
I'm beginning to wonder what exactly he has against me. Does he have a deep seeded fear of fat chicks? Is he afraid we'll get hungry and bite while giving a bj? Oh well, definitely not going to get a complex over it.
Demonpenz
02-15-2006, 02:52 AM
Its all about the ladder. You just try to climb up the ladder until your with the best girl you can get too. Hope everything works out though with this guy or any guy.
Dartgod
02-15-2006, 07:13 AM
There was a thread last year(or maybe the year before)....on valentines, where a horde of poems and valentineless stories were posted.
I can't find it for the life of me....it was awesome.
Major Award for person to find that thread.
I don't know about that thread, but here's an email I received yesterday...
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT ... THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND
LINE:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you,
because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling
lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
greg63
02-15-2006, 08:23 AM
The only fat on this thread is the "FAT" pile of shit between your ears. Just when I thought you couldn't sound like a bigger asshole, you post again. Nice job Matrix Jr.ROFLROFLROFLROFL
What's sad, I think, is that this quality smack is almost wasted on his undoubtedly very small cranium. It's highly unlikely that he has the mental capacity to read or comprehend even the first three words of your post, not to mention the heart of your statement. :D
MOhillbilly
02-15-2006, 08:29 AM
lmao.
I knew she was a fatty. Only fatties are desperate enough to do something like this.
Dudes either notice you or they don't. So like I said, your only chance is the 'lure the guy out SOMEHOW (it'll be tough) and get him shitfaced wasted...otherwise you have no chance!'
It's a tough world out there, even tougher for the fatties...go get 'em tiger!
This might get me banned, but i dont care.
If you ever go to a KC game please feel free to let me MATT in on it. Id be more than happy to send you to ICU.
This isnt tough internet talk, i mean it.
goodday.
greg63
02-15-2006, 08:32 AM
This might get me banned, but i dont care.
If you ever go to a KC game please feel free to let me MATT in on it. Id be more than happy to send you to ICU.
This isnt tough internet talk, i mean it.
goodday.
I have the feeling you'd have to get in line. :D
MOhillbilly
02-15-2006, 08:35 AM
ill be in KC the 24th-27th
no mess/no fuss.
milkman
02-15-2006, 08:43 AM
While I may be a fatty, I am no ho. Proof of which is only a ho would give you the time of day. I never would. So I only have two words for you, good sir.
F*CK OFF
Very nice.
Succinct, and to the point.
greg63
02-15-2006, 09:11 AM
Very nice.
Succinct, and to the point.
I thought so too.
Baby Lee
02-15-2006, 09:23 AM
While I may be a fatty, I am no ho. Proof of which is only a ho would give you the time of day. I never would. So I only have two words for you, good sir.
I said GOOD DAY!!!
http://www.pmpnetwork.com/images/Dated/cast_fez.jpg
lmao.
I knew she was a fatty. Only fatties are desperate enough to do something like this.
Dudes either notice you or they don't. So like I said, your only chance is the 'lure the guy out SOMEHOW (it'll be tough) and get him shitfaced wasted...otherwise you have no chance!'
It's a tough world out there, even tougher for the fatties...go get 'em tiger!
Wow... talk about a piece of worthless trash. It's quite obvious you suffer from very low self-esteem... and the only way to convince yourself that your life isn't as worthless as it is is to bring down other people. And not just bring down others, but to do it in the most hateful way you can. Someone shares an innocent Valentines crush and you feel the need to stomp on it and throw out hateful comments. Your hate will consume you and you will die angry and alone. Have fun with that.
luv..... you are a strong and caring person. I hope you didn't waste so much as a sigh on this insignificant troll. If it makes you feel any better, know that there are a few guys out there who have never met you but would still beat this guy senseless because they care about you. Hope you had a decent Valentines...............
greg63
02-15-2006, 09:45 AM
Wow... talk about a piece of worthless trash. It's quite obvious you suffer from very low self-esteem... and the only way to convince yourself that your life isn't as worthless as it is is to bring down other people. And not just bring down others, but to do it in the most hateful way you can. Someone shares an innocent Valentines crush and you feel the need to stomp on it and throw out hateful comments. Your hate will consume you and you will die angry and alone. Have fun with that.
luv..... you are a strong and caring person. I hope you didn't waste so much as a sigh on this insignificant troll. If it makes you feel any better, know that there are a few guys out there who have never met you but would still beat this guy senseless because they care about you. Hope you had a decent Valentines...............
I agree; it's sad that the only way some people can build themselves up is by trying to tear others down.
Rep 4 you. :D
Skip Towne
02-15-2006, 08:22 PM
I'm beginning to wonder what exactly he has against me. Does he have a deep seeded fear of fat chicks? Is he afraid we'll get hungry and bite while giving a bj? Oh well, definitely not going to get a complex over it.
Seated, not seeded. How did that whole Valentine thing come out for you? Didja get any?
teedubya
02-15-2006, 08:45 PM
Hey luv, just simply ask him to go out for a couple drinks after work sometime... just you and him away from it all.
Remember, you don't get anything in life that you dont ask for.
Jenny Gump
02-15-2006, 10:03 PM
Hey luv, just simply ask him to go out for a couple drinks after work sometime... just you and him away from it all.
Remember, you don't get anything in life that you dont ask for.
I didn't ask for my grandma to die, but I still got that didn't I?
Halfcan
02-15-2006, 10:46 PM
This might get me banned, but i dont care.
If you ever go to a KC game please feel free to let me MATT in on it. Id be more than happy to send you to ICU.
This isnt tough internet talk, i mean it.
goodday.
Better look out, Hootie is a real tough guy-picks on girls on Valentine's day.
Seated, not seeded. How did that whole Valentine thing come out for you? Didja get any?
Nope. Didn't get any.
He asked me where I live tonight. He lives in a subdivision like 2 miles from my apartment, so there have been a few times when we've followed each other home.
I think I'm gonna tell him that he's welcome to come over and have a beer or watch a movie after work if he feels like it. I'm trying to throw the ball in his court.
greg63
02-16-2006, 12:47 AM
Nope. Didn't get any.
He asked me where I live tonight. He lives in a subdivision like 2 miles from my apartment, so there have been a few times when we've followed each other home.
I think I'm gonna tell him that he's welcome to come over and have a beer or watch a movie after work if he feels like it. I'm trying to throw the ball in his court.
:thumb: Go for it. ;)
kaplin42
02-16-2006, 11:55 AM
Luv, I would like to request an update. How goes the sexxing up the co-worker. I hope all is going according to your plan.
Luv, I would like to request an update. How goes the sexxing up the co-worker. I hope all is going according to your plan.
LOL...
Any updates on my lovelife would make for a very long, uninteresting story. Right now, we're friends. More in the future, who knows? I'm not worried about it. Hopeful, but not concentrating on it.
Jilly
02-16-2006, 01:46 PM
honestly, if you like him, it's 2006, you really ought to just ask him out...for God's sake, do NOT ask him over to your place....he might end up being some psycho and then he'd know where you live. That's an AWFUL first date idea..... if he's a coworker, go to lunch....that's easiest, or drinks after work....something casual.
sedated
02-16-2006, 01:53 PM
Lunch is the better option. We don't get out of work until 12:30AM, and most bars are closing about that time.
just combine the 2, get drunk at lunch.
seriously, lunch is perfect.
it shows interest, but if things go sour, it can always be interpreted as a "friend" move.
just be flirtacious(sp?). you want to make it known you are interested. you MUST refer/allude to sex at some point during lunch, or congratulations, you've got a new friend
(why delete your post? at least I was able to quote first)
just combine the 2, get drunk at lunch.
seriously, lunch is perfect.
it shows interest, but if things go sour, it can always be interpreted as a "friend" move.
just be flirtacious(sp?). you want to make it known you are interested. you MUST refer/allude to sex at some point during lunch, or congratulations, you've got a new friend
Uhhhh, not getting drunk before going in to work. We're both in supervision. We usually eat dinner together at work. We were talking about neighbors last night. I told him I have some that have to be newlyweds or something. Opened up the conversation a bit.
keg in kc
02-16-2006, 02:08 PM
If you're really so interested, and you don't think dating a coworker is bad hoodoo, stop overthinking it and just ask him out. The worst that can happen is "no".
Jilly
02-16-2006, 02:11 PM
Luv, I hate to say it, but it looks like you might have already moved into the "friend" zone. Did he bite at all with the newlywed thing? Because if he didn't, then I'm sorry, he's gay or it's too late.
sedated
02-16-2006, 02:18 PM
Uhhhh, not getting drunk before going in to work. We're both in supervision. We usually eat dinner together at work. We were talking about neighbors last night. I told him I have some that have to be newlyweds or something. Opened up the conversation a bit.
why, cause you always hear them fuggin? was this the topic that "Opened up the conversation"?
that's a good start, just keep talkin bout sex and make eye contact, give him "the look"
but you should be able to tell what he wants by his actions. we men understand that it's our responsibility to make the first move. so maybe he isn't interested.
what kind of guy is he? shy? describe him. (heaven't read first 6 pages, so maybe you already have)
Eleazar
02-16-2006, 02:39 PM
I agree with whomever said this is 2006 and asking a guy out does not make a woman a leper.
For all the modern empowerment and stuff, you'd think that would be acceptable by now.
Hootie
02-16-2006, 03:10 PM
wait...
correct me if I'm wrong, but did someone try to start an e-fight with me?! Ahahahahaha.
Nice.
You'd think all of you internet 'veterans' could do better than that.
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