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Rain Man
02-13-2006, 09:57 PM
Poll coming. Keep your hands where I can see them.
Hammock Parties
02-13-2006, 09:59 PM
I hope you list a British Constable on your poll. I like those hats, and truncheons are badass.
Simplex3
02-13-2006, 10:00 PM
I hope you list a British Constable on your poll. I like those hats, and truncheons are badass.
Yet more proof you have no place to store a pencil.
tk13
02-13-2006, 10:02 PM
An off duty one.
kcfanXIII
02-13-2006, 10:05 PM
i didn't see crooked on there. if i was a cop teenagers would hate me. i'd track down the potheads every weekend, confiscate their stash, then let them go. keep the shit, and smoke it myself.
Simplex3
02-13-2006, 10:06 PM
Undercover cop. Literally a permanant get out of jail free card while you get to live the easy life.
Eleazar
02-13-2006, 10:08 PM
The motorcycle cop gig looks fun.
stevieray
02-13-2006, 10:10 PM
CSI or Murder Investigator.

motorcycle close third.
Hammock Parties
02-13-2006, 10:11 PM
Motorcycle cop would rule. The thrill of the chase. Busted! And possibly, free blowjobs.
KChiefsQT
02-13-2006, 10:12 PM
I think it would be loads of fun to be a crime scene investigator. But that's probably because I am obsessed with C.S.I.
recxjake
02-13-2006, 10:28 PM
Secret Service
Prince22
02-13-2006, 10:39 PM
i didn't see crooked on there. if i was a cop teenagers would hate me. i'd track down the potheads every weekend, confiscate their stash, then let them go. keep the shit, and smoke it myself.


You beat me to it.
Nzoner
02-13-2006, 10:39 PM
I voted murder investigator,however,if I could have Olivia as a partner sign me up for SVU.

http://tinyurl.com/dyp4c
Logical
02-13-2006, 10:46 PM
Motorcycle cop would rule. The thrill of the chase. Busted! And possibly, free blowjobs.I bet if you would go to freeway rest stops you could find people to let you give them free blow jobs without becoming a cop.
BIG K
02-13-2006, 10:51 PM
I bet if you would go to freeway rest stops you could find people to let you give them free blow jobs without becoming a cop.



:Lin:
alanm
02-13-2006, 10:58 PM
I voted murder investigator,however,if I could have Olivia as a partner sign me up for SVU.

http://tinyurl.com/dyp4cThey only look that way on TV.
:)
alanm
02-13-2006, 10:59 PM
What!!! No Federal law enforcement listed in the poll??
Ban him!! :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:
stumppy
02-13-2006, 11:02 PM
Pretty much about any of them. As long as I get to shoot people. Anything has got to be better than having to get rid of the body and cleaning up all the incriminating evidence.
Yea, as long as I get to shoot people.
BIG K
02-13-2006, 11:11 PM
What!!! No Federal law enforcement listed in the poll??
Ban him!! :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

Aren't you guys too busy chasing Al Kida and internet porn???

The real fun is being a Sheriff. In my county we're Sheriff and Coroner...

Shoot em' AND poke sticks at them afterwards.....
Hammock Parties
02-13-2006, 11:13 PM
I bet if you would go to freeway rest stops you could find people to let you give them free blow jobs without becoming a cop.

Fock you.
greg63
02-13-2006, 11:16 PM
...A sit behind the desk answering the phone and typing stuff cop. :D
listopencil
02-13-2006, 11:20 PM
"Cop who goes to schools with puppets, teaching kids right and wrong"

...got my vote.
BIG K
02-13-2006, 11:22 PM
...A sit behind the desk answering the phone and typing stuff cop. :D

...Guessing you never had the 24-hour training of "skull cracking-101"...?

It animates things quite a bit for you....