Planet Hotties

[sedated]

Who is hotter between JennyGump and kcchiefqt?

Anyone seen them both that could compare?


What are the chances we can arrange a mud-wrestling match? I'll bring the punch and pie.


(Hopefully this will lead to them both posting pics in the skimpiest of clothing, lingerie, bikini, whatever, so we can see for sure)

[keg in kc]

A new low.

[|Zach|]

(Hopefully this will lead to them both posting pics in the skimpiest of clothing, lingerie, bikini, whatever, so we can see for sure)
Best of luck with that.

[mike_b_284]

I like the way you think. VD mud wrestling














(valentine's day, not vanerial disease)

[keg in kc]

I like the way you think. VD mud wrestlingI'm sure they both appreciate you saying they have std's.

[Eleazar]

Something tells me that this might not work out like you planned.

[Demonpenz]

no blowjob compitition?

[Dunit35]

A KY match would be funner. Someone could be Blue (without the dying part).

[Gonzo]

no blowjob compitition?

You stay classy.

[Hammock Parties]

Kcchiefsqt is hot.

I'm assuming JennyGump is fairly ugly, since we've never seen her. That's usually how it goes with women on the internet.

[vailpass]

You stay classy.

Are you retarted or just and idiot?

[BigMeatballDave]

A new low.Heh. I believe Floridachief said it before. It went something like..."Just when you're seen the nadir of this place, someone inevitably grabs a shovel and digs for China..."

[BigMeatballDave]

Are you retarted or just and idiot?I thought he was being facetious...

[beer bacon]

Hay guys lets get some girls to have a blowjob competition on the internet.

[Gonzo]

I thought he was being facetious...
There you go. :thumb:

[|Zach|]

Hay guys lets get some girls to have a blowjob competition on the internet.
ROFL

[DeepSouth]

Why isn't Luv2Rite & Angel included in this?

[mike_b_284]

Why isn't Luv2Rite & Angel included in this?

That is what I was thinking, Mer too.




Simmer down new delt, I meant the mud wrestling, not the BJs

[luv]

Why isn't Luv2Rite & Angel included in this?
1. I'm not witty.
2. I'm not hot.
3. If I was hot, I still wouldn't post pictures of myself like that.

Trust me, I'm not feeling left out by being left out.

[Hammock Parties]

Why isn't Luv2Rite & Angel included in this?

Neither of them are as hot as kcchiefsqt. Why even bother?

[BigMeatballDave]

Neither of them are as hot as kcchiefsqt. Why even bother?I think you're the hottest one around, you sexy bitch...

[luv]

Neither of them are as hot as kcchiefsqt. Why even bother?
If you can't even spell her username right, why bother? :p

[mike_b_284]

Neither of them are as hot as kcchiefsqt. Why even bother?
wtf?

have you seen Angel? Don't get me wrong chiefsqt looks good, but kind of skinny.

[Katipan]

A number of people here have been blown by Planet women. Do we rotate now, or just compare notes?

Alright. **** it. I'll rotate.

[DeepSouth]

1. I'm not witty.
2. I'm not hot.
3. If I was hot, I still wouldn't post pictures of myself like that.

Trust me, I'm not feeling left out by being left out.
Maybe someone could point us to current pictures of all the women in question? How can we judge who is hot and who is not otherwise?

"Not Witty"? I beg to differ.

[go bo]

Kcchiefsqt is hot.

I'm assuming JennyGump is fairly ugly, since we've never seen her. That's usually how it goes with women on the internet.we have...

misplaced chiefs fan went to dinner with jenny and i've seen her picture and chiefsqt's...

they're both hot...

and don't forget rednfeisty - i've seen her too...

and katipan's pics...

and pink in person...

and katie in person...

and angel in person...

and jazzlover in person...

and ks smitty in person...

and stevie ray's wife in person...

and more... (sorry if i forgot you...)

i've seen pics or real people of all of them and they're all hot...

so there!

[Katipan]

Sure. Whatever.

Who wants a blowjob? Apparently this is something I do.

[mike_b_284]

commence thread-jacking in 5...4...3...2...1...now

[luv]

we have...

misplaced chiefs fan went to dinner with jenny and i've seen her picture and chiefsqt...

they're both hot...

and don't forget rednfeisty - i've seen her too...

and pink...

and katie...

and jazzlover...

and ks smitty...

and stevie ray's wife...

and more... (sorry if i forgot you...)

i've seen pics or real people of all of them and they're all hot...

so there!
We've almost got enough for a calendar. Any guys care to dress in drag? I'm sure some of you would make fine looking women. :p

[go bo]

We've almost got enough for a calendar. Any guys care to dress in drag? I'm sure some of you would make fine looking women. :pi would, but i'm having trouble finding dresses in a 5x... :(

[Hammock Parties]

wtf?

have you seen Angel? Don't get me wrong chiefsqt looks good, but kind of skinny.

kcchiefsqt's got junk in her trunk.

[beer bacon]

I am really sick of women in this country getting all uppity just because they are asked to participate in a simple blowjob contest. This shit didn't fly back in the 50s.

[luv]

I am really sick of women in this country getting all uppity just because they are asked to participate in a simple blowjob contest. This shit didn't fly back in the 50s.
I wouldn't win one of those either. I don't get as much practice as I'd like.

[mike_b_284]

I wouldn't win one of those either. I don't get as much practice as I'd like.

how many pm's did that get you? :)

[Carlota69]

I am really sick of women in this country getting all uppity just because they are asked to participate in a simple blowjob contest. This shit didn't fly back in the 50s.

I tell you what, a blowjob contest as long you guys agree to a pussy-eating contest--or at least a pussy-eating class.

[Boon]

I tell you what, a blowjob contest as long you guys agree to a pussy-eating contest--or at least a pussy-eating class.


Uh--OK.

[ChiefsFire]

I tell you what, a blowjob contest as long you guys agree to a pussy-eating contest--or at least a pussy-eating class.
dont ladies have those battery operated gizmos to take care of that for us??

[Carlota69]

dont ladies have those battery operated gizmos to take care of that for us??

Yeah--BOB--Battery Operated Boyfriend.

[kaplin42]

I tell you what, a blowjob contest as long you guys agree to a pussy-eating contest--or at least a pussy-eating class.


Where's the dotted line, and should I bring the altoids?

[Katipan]

Mine is called B-Rabbit.

[Saulbadguy]

Would you let the hottest Chiefsplanet hotty piss on your chest?

[Phobia]

Sure. Whatever.

Who wants a blowjob? Apparently this is something I do.

Do we take numbers or stand in line jacking?

[Phobia]

Would you let the hottest Chiefsplanet hotty piss on your chest?
I have.

[Katipan]

Do we take numbers or stand in line jacking?

Awesome. If we keep it in our little circle, it doesn't really count.

[listopencil]

Sure. Whatever.

Who wants a blowjob? Apparently this is something I do.


Well, now that you mention it, I could use a blowjob if you're offering.

[listopencil]

I tell you what, a blowjob contest as long you guys agree to a pussy-eating contest--or at least a pussy-eating class.


I don't need a class, I graduated Some Come Loudly a long time ago.

[ChiefsFire]

gochiefs....stop pming me asking if you can be in the blowjob competetion

[Boon]

I love Valentines Day!
Blowjob offers and pussy eating classes!!
This is a great country.

[sedated]

gochiefs....stop pming me asking if you can be in the blowjob competetion


sorry, that was me.

this banana just doesn't do it for me.

[JimNasium]

I'm assuming JennyGump is fairly ugly, since we've never seen her. That's usually how it goes with women on the internet.
You couldn't be further from the truth. I've seen her, Zach's seen her, Rausch has seen her and I'm pretty sure that Phil and Brian have seen a pic of her from an old avatar.

[Baby Lee]

I tell you what, a blowjob contest as long you guys agree to a pussy-eating contest--or at least a pussy-eating class.
What we have here is a proposal completely devoid of a downside.

[JimNasium]

What we have here is a proposal completely devoid of a downside.
When I read that I could almost hear Al Swearengen saying it.

[sedated]

What we have here is a proposal completely devoid of a downside.


no sh!t.

I'll have one of everything on the menu...better make it 2

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I just jacked off an 800 pound Boar. Anybody want to smell my hand ?

[listopencil]

I just jacked off an 800 pound Boar. Anybody want to smell my hand ?


Nice to see that there are still a few true romantics out there getting into the holiday spirit.

[Baby Lee]

Nice to see that there are still a few true romantics out there getting into the holiday spirit.
Saw that post and said, 'well that was some unecessary imagery from left field.' Then I saw who posted it and realized 'he's telling the God's honest truth.'

ROFL ROFL

[Predarat]

as long you guys agree to a pussy-eating contest--or at least a pussy-eating class.
I'll win the contest and then teach the class.

[Baby Lee]

I'll win the contest and then teach the class.
Muff diving? :thumb:
Teaching other dudes to muff dive. :shake:

Just direct the lost souls to the last 15 minutes of Robin Williams' last HBO special. ROFL ROFL

[sedated]

I came here to study the great American art of muff diving.

To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand!

You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby.

And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that sh!t, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much

[Eleazar]

this place is really going downhill. :spock:

[sedated]

this place is really going downhill. :spock:


what do you expect from a bunch of lonely computer dorks on Valentine's Day? :shrug:

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I came here to study the great American art of muff diving.

To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand!

You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby.

And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that sh!t, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much


Sounds like you've got what it takes to be a semen collector on a hog farm. Yes , you may be my assistant. First job, Hold this bag of semen.

[go bo]

this place is really going downhill. :spock: yeah, ain't it grand? :D :D :D

[go bo]

Sounds like you've got what it takes to be a semen collector on a hog farm. Yes , you may be my assistant. First job, Hold this bag of semen.you mean you don't just let the hogs...

well, do it...

themselves?

and, regarding your collection of semen, do you have all breeds of hogs or just some?

and what do you do with your specimens?

mount them like butterflies? :shrug:

[Baby Lee]

I came here to study the great American art of muff diving.

To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand!

You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby.

And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that sh!t, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much
Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

[Baby Lee]

I just jacked off an 800 pound Boar. Anybody want to smell my hand ?
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you!

[vailpass]

I thought he was being facetious...

And what did yo think I was being? Did the Planet spellings not tip you off?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

you mean you don't just let the hogs...

well, do it...

themselves?

and, regarding your collection of semen, do you have all breeds of hogs or just some?

and what do you do with your specimens?

mount them like butterflies? :shrug:


I have 19 boars to breed 1200 sows 2.5 times per year. The Hog industry now uses Artificial Insemination to spread better genetics to more sows. We have to Jack off(collect) the 19 boars, dilute and bag the semen, and fugg the sows ourselves. Hey, them pork chops you eat don't just grow on a tree.

As far as the breeds- We take a Yorkshire sow and breed it to a Landrace boar. We take the LY offspring and breed it to a Nebraska Index Line Boar (NIL) to make a NILLY. Then we take the NILLY and breed it to a DRU boar which is half Duroc and Half Muscolar. That makes a market hog. Aren't you glad you asked .

[Boon]

I have 19 boars to breed 1200 sows 2.5 times per year. The Hog industry now uses Artificial Insemination to spread better genetics to more sows. We have to Jack off(collect) the 19 boars, dilute and bag the semen, and fugg the sows ourselves. Hey, them pork chops you eat don't just grow on a tree.

As far as the breeds- We take a Yorkshire sow and breed it to a Landrace boar. We take the LY offspring and breed it to a Nebraska Index Line Boar (NIL) to make a NILLY. Then we take the NILLY and breed it to a DRU boar which is half Duroc and Half Muscolar. That makes a market hog. Aren't you glad you asked .


Which one enjoys it the most?
The boars? The sows? You?

[listopencil]

Which one enjoys it the most?
The boars? The sows? You?


Were you born on Halloween in 1988?

[Boon]

Were you born on Halloween in 1988?


Guess again donkey boy.

[listopencil]

Guess again donkey boy.




Your IQ, the jersey number of your favorite Chief and your mother's pant size?

[Baby Lee]

So this thread has gone from a BJ/MD free for all to Spanky Ham.
And with Endo's new lurve, we can't even joke about him not even blinking an eye at the transition.

[SquirrellyBastard]

Your IQ, the jersey number of your favorite Chief and your mother's pant size?

I'm going with the combination to your High School Locker.

Come to think of it, I'm not sure they go up to 88, but I'll stick with it.

[kcfanXIII]

first of all, the thread title: if jennygump is hotter than qt, i wanna see.

now to address the rest of this hysterical nonsense. ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Boon]

Your IQ, the jersey number of your favorite Chief and your mother's pant size?


Guess again donkey boy.

[phxchief]

Are you retarted or just and idiot?

Yes, he's retarted.

[KC Kings]

we have...

misplaced chiefs fan went to dinner with jenny and i've seen her picture and chiefsqt's...

they're both hot...

and don't forget rednfeisty - i've seen her too...

and katipan's pics...

and pink in person...

and katie in person...

and angel in person...

and jazzlover in person...

and ks smitty in person...

and stevie ray's wife in person...

and more... (sorry if i forgot you...)

i've seen pics or real people of all of them and they're all hot...

so there!

Is it just me, or did anybody else picture Go Bo typing up this post with TG Sheppard playing in the background?

[chagrin]

I think sedated is donger in disguise...geesh

[go bo]

I have 19 boars to breed 1200 sows 2.5 times per year. The Hog industry now uses Artificial Insemination to spread better genetics to more sows. We have to Jack off(collect) the 19 boars, dilute and bag the semen, and fugg the sows ourselves. Hey, them pork chops you eat don't just grow on a tree.

As far as the breeds- We take a Yorkshire sow and breed it to a Landrace boar. We take the LY offspring and breed it to a Nebraska Index Line Boar (NIL) to make a NILLY. Then we take the NILLY and breed it to a DRU boar which is half Duroc and Half Muscolar. That makes a market hog. Aren't you glad you asked .yes, i am glad i asked...

that's one of the great things about the planet, you get a chance to learn all sorts of interesting things...

[go bo]

who's tg sheppard?

[Baby Lee]

who's tg sheppard?
Early 80s country-lite. Think Don Williams, Mac Davis, Barbara Mandrell.

[Boomer=GOD]

I tell you what, a blowjob contest as long you guys agree to a pussy-eating contest--or at least a pussy-eating class.


Count me in for all of the above!!! How many redo's will I be allowed (for the class)?

[Baby Lee]

Count me in for all of the above!!! How many redo's will I be allowed (for the class)?
The moment has passed. now the best you can wish for 'round here is a few tugs on a hog cock.

[Chief Henry]

I have 19 boars to breed 1200 sows 2.5 times per year. The Hog industry now uses Artificial Insemination to spread better genetics to more sows. We have to Jack off(collect) the 19 boars, dilute and bag the semen, and fugg the sows ourselves. Hey, them pork chops you eat don't just grow on a tree.

As far as the breeds- We take a Yorkshire sow and breed it to a Landrace boar. We take the LY offspring and breed it to a Nebraska Index Line Boar (NIL) to make a NILLY. Then we take the NILLY and breed it to a DRU boar which is half Duroc and Half Muscolar. That makes a market hog. Aren't you glad you asked .


Do they still make "Boar Power" caps...?????? I had a yellow one as a kid.

[Chief Henry]

Early 80s country-lite. Think Don Williams, Mac Davis, Barbara Mandrell.


....big, little or short or tall. I loved'em all.

[sedated]

I think sedated is donger in disguise...geesh


I don't know whether to be sad or glad about such an accusation.


(I guess it's better than being called RedRum in disguise)

[The Bad Guy]

Who is hotter between JennyGump and kcchiefqt?

Anyone seen them both that could compare?


What are the chances we can arrange a mud-wrestling match? I'll bring the punch and pie.


(Hopefully this will lead to them both posting pics in the skimpiest of clothing, lingerie, bikini, whatever, so we can see for sure)

This place has really gone to shit over the last year.

With internet porn, do you really have to post this stuff?

This reeks of pathetic.

[sedated]

Sounds like you've got what it takes to be a semen collector on a hog farm. Yes , you may be my assistant. First job, Hold this bag of semen.


you don't get the semen with your mouth, do you?

if so...do you drug test?

[kaplin42]

you don't get the semen with your mouth, do you?

if so...do you drug test?

Why you want a job as a collector.

Whats the matter your Vitamin E not high enough?

[KChiefsQT]

This thread is the ultimate of teh ghey. Ughhh Dieeeeeeeeeee!

[JohnnyV13]

this thread is totally worthless without pics

[Calcountry]

I think you're the hottest one around, you sexy bitch...ROFL

[Calcountry]

Do we take numbers or stand in line jacking?I understand, you don't get threads like this at warpaint.

[OldTownChief]

I've heard tell around the tailgate that Jenny is hot and Chiefs Planet faithfull NEVER lie.

[Donger]

I think sedated is donger in disguise...geesh

Peh. I know better than to compare women.

[Phobia]

I understand, you don't get threads like this at warpaint.

They're loosening up. I'm not sure I'd go quite THAT crude yet but most the site is dudes - footballs fans. They're no different from anybody here.

[Calcountry]

They're loosening up. I'm not sure I'd go quite THAT crude yet but most the site is dudes - footballs fans. They're no different from anybody here.Its all godd dude, when I need a football fix, and this place is crashing, you know where I go to lurk. I dont' post much, cause I don't know chit about football, never played and all. It's amazing how I won the gambling thread? :shrug:

[Phobia]

I'm sure Jenny and QT are hot, but there is none hotter than this ChiefsPlanet broad:

http://tinypic.com/nv63ap.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

I'm sure Jenny and QT are hot, but there is none hotter than this ChiefsPlanet broad:


I'm going to have to agree.

:drool:

[ChiefsFire]

who is she?

[Phobia]

She's some fatasses wife.

[htismaqe]

I'm sure Jenny and QT are hot, but there is none hotter than this ChiefsPlanet broad:

http://tinypic.com/nv63ap.jpg

Is that Arrowheadlouder?

[wutamess]

Gimpy fatasses wife.

[Hammock Parties]

who is she?

She does my tech support.

[ChiefsFire]

no ****in way.....someone on heres actually hittin something that sweet?

[Frazod]

I don't know if she ever posted here, but Mark M's wife is drop-dead gorgeous.

[ChiefsFire]

maybe we need a significant other pic thread

[Chief Pote]

So why hasn't kchiefsqt posted here? Or badgirl? Or jennygump?

[htismaqe]

So why hasn't kchiefsqt posted here? Or badgirl? Or jennygump?

Because these slobberfest posts are fairly lame.

[Hog Rider]

maybe we need a significant other pic thread


I'll show you mine, if you show me yours! ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Phobia]

I'll show you mine, if you show me yours! ROFL ROFL ROFL

Okay - where's yours?

[htismaqe]

Okay - where's yours?

Standing by the George Brett statue...

[Saulbadguy]

Because these slobberfest posts are fairly lame.
It's the one constant that follows each and every internet message board out there.

[Bowser]

So why hasn't kchiefsqt posted here? Or badgirl? Or jennygump?

Because they have pride.

[Chief Pote]

Because they have pride.

****a buncha pride, hell we know they're reading this crap. Okay I'll say it....."this thread is worthless without alot of pics".

Phobia, at least you're trying to save this thread.

[ChiefsFire]

Okay - where's yours?
so that was Mrs Kloster?

[Phobia]

I'm just trying to get as much mileage as possible out of part of my valentines day gift.

[htismaqe]

I'm just trying to get as much mileage as possible out of part of my valentines day gift.

Does it vibrate?

[Phobia]

Does it vibrate?

If I perform as usual.

[htismaqe]

If I perform as usual.

At least you're honest.

I'll bet she appreciates that.

[Phobia]

You misunderstand. "She" is the other part of my valentines day gift. Yes, SHE does vibrate and shudder if I perform as usual.

[Donger]

I'm sure Jenny and QT are hot, but there is none hotter than this ChiefsPlanet broad:

http://tinypic.com/nv63ap.jpg

Meh. My wife's hotter.

[Hammock Parties]

Meh. My wife's hotter.

As an impartial judge, I am awarding the trophy to Pink. Especially since we've only seen your wife from the neck up.

[Donger]

As an impartial judge, I am awarding the trophy to Pink. Especially since we've only seen your wife from the neck up.

That's because I don't want kill you.

You'd be apoplectic.

Sorry, Spanky.

[Hammock Parties]

That's because I don't want kill you.

You'd be apoplectic.

Sorry, Spanky.

Whoa, I just learned a word.

[Donger]

Whoa, I just learned a word.

What word? Spanky?

[Nzoner]

I'm sure Jenny and QT are hot, but there is none hotter than this ChiefsPlanet broad:

I like this pic of her too :D

[Phobia]

Yeah - she looks much better sober. Heh. I'm glad there are no photos of 12 hours after that pic....

[ChiefsFire]

awwwww damn whos the blonde on the right side of the pic???

[Phobia]

That's Katie. I hope my wife looks that damn good at 50+. So far I like my chances.

[Donger]

I can't believe that no one's posted a picture of chiefs4me yet.

Now, THAT's hot.

[ChiefsFire]

hell yea

she aint bad for fitty

[Donger]

That's Katie. I hope my wife looks that damn good at 50+. So far I like my chances.

Your wife is in the middle in that picture, yes?

[Nzoner]

Yeah - she looks much better sober. Heh. I'm glad there are no photos of 12 hours after that pic....

If you're teeing that up intentionally I'm not swinging,I caught hell the last time I posted it.

[Phobia]

Your wife is in the middle in that picture, yes?

Yeah, but her face is picking up some really bad lighting glare off Joe's head. I kinda prefer her professional shots, but that's just me.

FWIW, the pic of my wife above was shot by the same photographer that did the Warpaint Calendar. She's a very attractive woman, but I've not frequently seen her looking that good. Here's a picture of her "O" face. I've cropped my junk out of the picture.

[Donger]

Yeah, but her face is picking up some really bad lighting glare off Joe's head. I kinda prefer her professional shots, but that's just me.

FWIW, the pic of my wife above was shot by the same photographer that did the Warpaint Calendar. She's a very attractive woman, but I've not frequently seen her looking that good. Here's a picture of her "O" face. I've cropped my junk out of the picture.

Pretty lady. My congratulations.

I've never really liked the pro shots of my wife. Nor she, for that matter. Seems unnatural somehow.

[ChiefsFire]

nice work Phil....shes a keeper

[Skip Towne]

These women are lovely. I wish I could post a pic of my ex but I can't. All I have are topless and even more explicit. Sorry.

[Donger]

These women are lovely. I wish I could post a pic of my ex but I can't. All I have are topless and even more explicit. Sorry.

We've seen There's Something About Mary.

Thanks, though.

[Donger]

Damnit. I'm in a f*cking hotel room on Valentine's Day, and I can't find a picture of my wife. Who, mind you you, is apparently nursing a vomiting two year old at home.

Gochiefs?

[Saulbadguy]

I be strokin.

http://strokinwank.ytmnd.com/

[Skip Towne]

Damnit. I'm in a f*cking hotel room on Valentine's Day, and I can't find a picture of my wife. Who, mind you you, is apparently nursing a vomiting two year old at home.

Gochiefs?
I wish she was nursing me. I'm breast fed.

[Phobia]

He sent me this earlier. I don't know if you knew Brian hung out at your place when you were out of town....

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/9509/enddoger3bm.jpg

[Donger]

I wish she was nursing me. I'm breast fed.

ROFL

Touche.

[stevieray]

He sent me this earlier. I don't know if you knew Brian hung out at your place when you were out of town....

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/9509/enddoger3bm.jpg

meh. my wife's hotter.

[Stinger]

I wish I could post a pic of my ex but I can't.

http://home.hccnet.nl/e.bergsma/Cave_woman.gif

Sorry skip this was just beggin for a pic :D

[Donger]

He sent me this earlier. I don't know if you knew Brian hung out at your place when you were out of town....

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/9509/enddoger3bm.jpg

Well, there's the Internet equivalent of one's Mom knocjking on the bathroom door.

Thanks.

[Donger]

meh. my wife's hotter.

There's always someone better.

[stevieray]

There's always someone better.

I know. that was kinda my point, but mainly just messin with you.

I think we're all damn lucky.

[Donger]

I know. that was kinda my point.

I think we're all damn lucky.

Actually, I settled for that.

I've had much hotter.

[Phobia]

This picture is being posted as encouragement to gochiefs. Even fatasses get lovin, buddy. Check out this pic.

http://i1.tinypic.com/nv9ydw.jpg

[Lonewolf Ed]

We've almost got enough for a calendar. Any guys care to dress in drag? I'm sure some of you would make fine looking women. :p

Sorry, I think my chest hair poking above my collarbone would ruin it. Or it damn sure should ruin it.

[stevieray]

Actually, I settled for that.

I've had much hotter.


did you just actually say that about your wife...on Valentine's Day...while she's at home alone nursing your sick child?

"oh wow"

ROFL

[Nzoner]

I think we're all damn lucky.

I agree with that.

I think the only pic I have of the mrs is the one where delt squeezed her ass.

[BIG K]

[QUOTE=Phobia]This picture is being posted as encouragement to gochiefs. Even fatasses get lovin, buddy. Check out this pic.

Even when you pee yourself and are out cold? :)

[Donger]

did you just actually say that about your wife...on Valentine's Day...while she's at home alone nursing your sick child?

"oh wow"

ROFL

Hell, she'd say the same.

[Phobia]

Even when you pee yourself and are out cold? :)

That pic was actually staged for a very good reason. I just didn't realize I had put on quite that much weight over the winter. I'm not eating again until I'm <200.

[stevieray]

This picture is being posted as encouragement to gochiefs. Even fatasses get lovin, buddy. Check out this pic.

http://i1.tinypic.com/nv9ydw.jpg

That catapillar really got you off?

[stevieray]

Hell, she'd say the same.

Ahhh...Settlers.

[Phobia]

Why didn't you tell me I looked like Shamu lying in the ENDelt pose?

[stevieray]

I agree with that.

I think the only pic I have of the mrs is the one where delt squeezed her ass.

:)

[BIG K]

That pic was actually staged for a very good reason. I just didn't realize I had put on quite that much weight over the winter. I'm not eating again until I'm <200.

funny pic anyway!

[stevieray]

Why didn't you tell me I looked like Shamu lying in the ENDelt pose?


I was too busy backing up to get you in focus.

[Donger]

Ahhh...Settlers.

No. She just fell for it. That's all.

[ChiefsFire]

That catapillar really got you off?
its hard to tell from this angle,but hes actually being violated by a rather insatiable groundsquirrel

[Phobia]

I was too busy backing up to get you in focus.

That's brutal. I may cry myself to sleep.

[stevieray]

No. She just fell for it. That's all.

damn lucky.

[Nzoner]

The mrs just informed me that the title said Planet Hotties and wanted to make sure this one made it on the thread.

[Donger]

damn lucky.

Luck had nothing to do with it.

[stevieray]

The mrs just informed me that the title said Planet Hotties and wanted to make sure this one made it on the thread.

you go now! you be here four hour!

[Donger]

The mrs just informed me that the title said Planet Hotties and wanted to make sure this one made it on the thread.

Looks like something out of a Terry Gilliam movie.

[stevieray]

Luck had nothing to do with it.

it's a joke. and a bad one at that. I'm happy for your vagueness.

[Nzoner]

you go now! you be here four hour!

We got no more beer

[Hammock Parties]

This picture is being posted as encouragement to gochiefs. Even fatasses get lovin, buddy. Check out this pic.


I've never passed out drunk and pissed myself either. So I've got that going for me.

[Donger]

it's a joke. and a bad one at that. I'm happy for your vagueness.

I was being silly. I'm lucky to have her.

[Donger]

I was being silly. I'm lucky to have her.

Six left. Wow.

[Hammock Parties]

Six left. Wow.

Six what? Horcruxes? (was reading Harry Potter VI last night)

[stevieray]

I was being silly. I'm lucky to have her.

silly rabbitt, tricks are for gochiefs!

[Donger]

Six what? Horcruxes? (was reading Harry Potter VI last night)

I'm gone at 15,000

[stevieray]

Six what? Horcruxes? (was reading Harry Potter VI last night)

15k

[Phobia]

I've never passed out drunk and pissed myself either. So I've got that going for me.

Um. Before this picture spins into a pink socks yarn, let me clarify....

Pulled up to Sportsnutz for a promotional event. Parked car and phone rings. Juggling car keys, door handle, cell phone, AND diet coke is not wise when you're in a hurry....

Diet all down my lap. Guess who is on the phone?

Steve.

He's standing 10 feet from me. I hustled to answer the phone and dude is within spitting distance.

So, he suggested assuming the ENDelt pose.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm gone at 15,000

Ah.

[stevieray]

He's lying, this was after he got Boomers autograph.

[BIG K]

Um. Before this picture spins into a pink socks yarn, let me clarify....

Pulled up to Sportsnutz for a promotional event. Parked car and phone rings. Juggling car keys, door handle, cell phone, AND diet coke is not wise when you're in a hurry....

Diet all down my lap. Guess who is on the phone?

Steve.

He's standing 10 feet from me. I hustled to answer the phone and dude is within spitting distance.

So, he suggested assuming the ENDelt pose.

Your with friends now Phil, it's ok. We're here to help you and we care. The first step though is all on you, you must admit you have a problem for us to help.......




:p

[Phobia]

I have a problem, Keith. I'm not bright enough to know better than posting a picture that is obviously going to earn me YEARS of grief from this crowd. Instead of remembering who the hottest woman was in this thread, all they'll remember is my fatass lying on the ground. :banghead:

[Mosbonian]

That's Katie. I hope my wife looks that damn good at 50+. So far I like my chances.

My wife is 48 and still looks like she is much younger.....I think it's one of those "Picture of Dorian Gray" things....she and her pictures are looking younger and I keep getting older and grayer....

mmaddog
*******

[BIG K]

I have a problem, Keith. I'm not bright enough to know better than posting a picture that is obviously going to earn me YEARS of grief from this crowd.

Welcome to my world...... :harumph:

[Hammock Parties]

I have a problem, Keith. I'm not bright enough to know better than posting a picture that is obviously going to earn me YEARS of grief from this crowd.

That's interesting. I've actually gotten little grief from what I've posted here. But the Orange Mane did whip this up:

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/7096/347115245204dw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[stevieray]

, all they'll remember is my fatass lying on the ground. :banghead:

overcome with emotion..."I really think he liked my sweater...he kept looking at my..."

...faints...splooges...

[Katipan]

I'm gone at 15,000

That's not ****ing funny.

[Donger]

That's not ****ing funny.

It's not meant to be.

[chiefs4me]

I'm gone at 15,000







What do you mean, are you leaving for good??

[Donger]

What do you mean, are you leaving for good??

Yes. Donger is leaving for good.

No hard feelings, you f*cking idiot.

[leviw]

Yes. Donger is leaving for good.

No hard feelings, you f*cking idiot.

You're a good man Donger.

[Hammock Parties]

Yes. Donger is leaving for good.

No hard feelings, you f*cking idiot.

Why?

[Katipan]

It's not meant to be.

Your picture is going to be my avatar if you leave me.

[chiefs4me]

Yes. Donger is leaving for good.

No hard feelings, you f*cking idiot.





no feelings at all for you...BYE

[Donger]

Your picture is going to be my avatar if you leave me.

I would hope that you wouldn't do that, but that's up to you.

[Donger]

no feelings at all for you...BYE

Oh now. I think you know that's not true.

Anyway, best of luck to you all.

Goodbye.

[58-4ever]

15,000 on the dot. BYE!

[Katipan]

no feelings at all for you...BYE

You know... I try and keep an open mind. I figure women act out on the Internet because of a lack of attention at home. I don't really want you dressing like a slut and shaking your ass at a club, so I support you using the Internet as a toilet for your bile.

But I'm told... Over and over. That you're just a nasty, bitter, ugly, stupid bitch that brings every iota of negative attention upon her own stringy tresses.

Usually a girl can be a slut. She can be stupid. She can have the self esteem of a crack whore. And I'd be hoo rah sisterhood. I'd still feel affection for the dumb twat.

You on the other hand could die tomorrow and I don't think I'd even bother posting in your eulogy thread.

Unless ENDelt or Donger started it.

[Halfcan]

So long Donger.

[Halfcan]

You know... I try and keep an open mind. I figure women act out on the Internet because of a lack of attention at home. I don't really want you dressing like a slut and shaking your ass at a club, so I support you using the Internet as a toilet for your bile.

But I'm told... Over and over. That you're just a nasty, bitter, ugly, stupid bitch that brings every iota of negative attention upon her own stringy tresses.

Usually a girl can be a slut. She can be stupid. She can have the self esteem of a crack whore. And I'd be hoo rah sisterhood. I'd still feel affection for the dumb twat.

You on the other hand could die tomorrow and I don't think I'd even bother posting in your eulogy thread.

Unless ENDelt or Donger started it.

Tell us how you really feel.

[chiefs4me]

[QUOTE=Donger]Oh now. I think you know that's not true.

Anyway, best of luck to you all.

Goodbye.







:hmmm:

[chiefs4me]

You know... I try and keep an open mind. I figure women act out on the Internet because of a lack of attention at home. I don't really want you dressing like a slut and shaking your ass at a club, so I support you using the Internet as a toilet for your bile.

But I'm told... Over and over. That you're just a nasty, bitter, ugly, stupid bitch that brings every iota of negative attention upon her own stringy tresses.

Usually a girl can be a slut. She can be stupid. She can have the self esteem of a crack whore. And I'd be hoo rah sisterhood. I'd still feel affection for the dumb twat.

You on the other hand could die tomorrow and I don't think I'd even bother posting in your eulogy thread.

Unless ENDelt or Donger started it.







I wouldn't expect you to care...we don't know each other...He knew what I meant, as I knew what he meant..:rolleyes:


oh yea, have the four people I have actually met from this board been telling you what a nasty bitch I am........that's what I thought, :D we will get along fine, when you realize that unlike others, I don't care what these "boys" think of me..:thumb: now have a nice day.

and nite nite

[Katipan]

Yah see that's the fun part, bitter girl. I did ignore the boys. For quite a long time. I've even yelled at Brian.

But no more. You're just a nasty bitch.

I may not accelerate when I see you crossing the street, but hell if I'm going to brake.

[Hammock Parties]

Chiefs4me is nice in person. People just turn into ogres on the internet. And she is indeed an inter-ogre. But I don't hold that against her.

[luv]

how many pm's did that get you? :)
None.

[KChiefsQT]

You know... I try and keep an open mind. I figure women act out on the Internet because of a lack of attention at home. I don't really want you dressing like a slut and shaking your ass at a club, so I support you using the Internet as a toilet for your bile.

But I'm told... Over and over. That you're just a nasty, bitter, ugly, stupid bitch that brings every iota of negative attention upon her own stringy tresses.

Usually a girl can be a slut. She can be stupid. She can have the self esteem of a crack whore. And I'd be hoo rah sisterhood. I'd still feel affection for the dumb twat.

You on the other hand could die tomorrow and I don't think I'd even bother posting in your eulogy thread.

Unless ENDelt or Donger started it.
A- ****ing - Men girl!

[kregger]

Are all V-day threads this romantic? I'm awash with emotion. Think I'll have a beer and check some other BB's.

[KChiefsQT]

Yah see that's the fun part, bitter girl. I did ignore the boys. For quite a long time. I've even yelled at Brian.

But no more. You're just a nasty bitch.

I may not accelerate when I see you crossing the street, but hell if I'm going to brake.
ROFL

[luv]

oh yea, have the four people I have actually met from this board been telling you what a nasty bitch I am........that's what I thought, :D we will get along fine, when you realize that unlike others, I don't care what these "boys" think of me..:thumb: now have a nice day.

and nite nite
Actually, I call BS on this one. I don't know how many times you've accused me of saying things just because the "boys" would like it. Who gives a flying **** what the boys think? I say what want to say when I want to say it. I've seen you accusing others of doing the same thing. Why the **** do you care what other females are saying and why? Just because we don't agree with what you say, we're trying to impress someone? Man, and people say I'M the drama queen. I think you care more about what they think than any of us do. Why else would it irritate you so much?

[KChiefsQT]

Actually, I call BS on this one. I don't know how many times you've accused me of saying things just because the "boys" would like it. Who gives a flying **** what the boys think? I say what want to say when I want to say it. I've seen you accusing others of doing the same thing. Why the **** do you care what other females are saying and why? Just because we don't agree with what you say, we're trying to impress someone? Man, and people say I'M the drama queen. I think you care more about what they think than any of us do. Why else would it irritate you so much?
Cause she's an old cranky bitch and we're fun.

[The Bad Guy]

Yah see that's the fun part, bitter girl. I did ignore the boys. For quite a long time. I've even yelled at Brian.

But no more. You're just a nasty bitch.

I may not accelerate when I see you crossing the street, but hell if I'm going to brake.

That is just awesome.

I think if Clint ever divorces red, he should get with Chiefs4me.

It would be a lovely pairing.

[luv]

That is just awesome.

I think if Clint ever divorces red, he should get with Chiefs4me.

It would be a lovely pairing.
Ouch.

[QuikSsurfer]

Something tells me that this might not work out like you planned.

:stupid:

[QuikSsurfer]

You know... I try and keep an open mind. I figure women act out on the Internet because of a lack of attention at home. I don't really want you dressing like a slut and shaking your ass at a club, so I support you using the Internet as a toilet for your bile.

But I'm told... Over and over. That you're just a nasty, bitter, ugly, stupid bitch that brings every iota of negative attention upon her own stringy tresses.

Usually a girl can be a slut. She can be stupid. She can have the self esteem of a crack whore. And I'd be hoo rah sisterhood. I'd still feel affection for the dumb twat.

You on the other hand could die tomorrow and I don't think I'd even bother posting in your eulogy thread.

Unless ENDelt or Donger started it.

work on that keeping an open mind thing. :shake:

[Bob Dole]

Yeah - she looks much better sober. Heh. I'm glad there are no photos of 12 hours after that pic....

Bob Dole missed a golden blackmail opportunity with that one.

[sedated]

Are all V-day threads this romantic? I'm awash with emotion. Think I'll have a beer and check some other BB's.


these threads tend to get a little nasty at 2am.

I'm not sure if it's the liquor, or the loneliness mixed with animalistic sexual desire.

[Katipan]

work on that keeping an open mind thing. :shake:

Why? Are you a disgusting piece of shit too?

[Saulbadguy]

Another BakedBeans4me thread?

[jspchief]

Are any of these chicks really "hotties"? Or are they just hot for internet football bulletin board members?

It reminds me of when I was in high school and you'd talk about which teacher you'd like to bang. Your buddies are saying "Oh, Mrs. So-and-so is hot". But the reality is she's only hot in comparison to the other teachers around her. Out in the real world, you'd just see her as some lady who's a little too old to have that many buttons undone on her blouse. I call it "teacher hot". Other examples are "co-worker hot" and "neighbor hot". It all just stems from the man's need to rank women in every facet of life, determining which one is best suited to bear the fruit of his loins.

The reality is, none of the girls I've seen on here are hot. Some are decent, cute, and maybe even out of my league. But I'm not going to lie to myself and call them hot, just because they are the best of a bad lot.

[Baby Lee]

Are any of these chicks really "hotties"? Or are they just hot for internet football bulletin board members?

It reminds me of when I was in high school and you'd talk about which teacher you'd like to bang. Your buddies are saying "Oh, Mrs. So-and-so is hot". But the reality is she's only hot in comparison to the other teachers around her. Out in the real world, you'd just see her as some lady who's a little too old to have that many buttons undone on her blouse. I call it "teacher hot". Other examples are "co-worker hot" and "neighbor hot". It all just stems from the man's need to rank women in every facet of life, determining which one is best suited to bear the fruit of his loins.

The reality is, none of the girls I've seen on here are hot. Some are decent, cute, and maybe even out of my league. But I'm not going to lie to myself and call them hot, just because they are the best of a bad lot.
Did you miss the part where they posted on a FB BB, which brings up the probability that they LIKE FOOTBALL!!??

'teacher hot' + likes FB = hot enough for me.

[milkman]

Why? Are you a disgusting piece of shit too?

No, he's not.

He'd have to take several hundred steps up to reach that high level.

[jspchief]

Did you miss the part where they posted on a FB BB, which brings up the probability that they LIKE FOOTBALL!!??

'teacher hot' + likes FB = hot enough for me.That may be true. Certainly in real life.

But at least for me, on the internet, where true hotness is just a link away, it's not enough to make me act like a hormone charged 14 year old like a lot of these morons do.

[Saulbadguy]

That may be true. Certainly in real life.

But at least for me, on the internet, where true hotness is just a link away, it's not enough to make me act like a hormone charged 14 year old like a lot of these morons do.
In the back of their mind, they think they "have a chance."

[KC Dan]

Yah see that's the fun part, bitter girl. I did ignore the boys. For quite a long time. I've even yelled at Brian.

But no more. You're just a nasty bitch.

I may not accelerate when I see you crossing the street, but hell if I'm going to brake.
You & Brian are a match made in heaven. That would be exactly what I would expect him to say. mouthpiece in the background???


brian, are you there.....

[Baby Lee]

In the back of their mind, they think 'if Endelt has a chance . . . '
Fixed your post.

[KC Dan]

I was only watching and laughing. She's far more creative than I am.
It's a shame that I only have a 1 hour layover in PHX on Monday on my way to tourist spot Albuquerque for Tuesday meeting. I would have liked seeing you again and meeting that female Iowanian impersonator you have there. I'll be in Phoenix soon, I'm sure cause Intel is building a new 300mm fab there and we have to man it with 8 new people.

[sedated]

That may be true. Certainly in real life.

But at least for me, on the internet, where true hotness is just a link away, it's not enough to make me act like a hormone charged 14 year old like a lot of these morons do.


that's a good point and i definitely agree.

but, having overwhelming hotness only a click away, we men have gotten spoiled when it comes to beauty.

We cannot compare normal women to the ones on TV or the internet.

Just as you said, we must keep them in their proper category. "Chiefs fan hot" vs. "Celebrity hot"

[Katipan]

It's a shame that I only have a 1 hour layover in PHX on Monday on my way to tourist spot Albuquerque for Tuesday meeting. I would have liked seeing you again and meeting that female Iowanian impersonator you have there. I'll be in Phoenix soon, I'm sure cause Intel is building a new 300mm fab there and we have to man it with 8 new people.

awwww

For that compliment, the first 5 shots of Jager are on me.

[KC Dan]

awwww

For that compliment, the first 5 shots of Jager are on me.
Could this be true! ROFL

[KC Dan]

She means she's buying, damnit.
killjoy

[jspchief]

awwww

For that compliment, the first 5 shots of Jager are on me.So does Endelt do Lemon Drops while you and the other boys drink Jaeger?

[Katipan]

Now they know you're lying.
When are you ever quiet?

[milkman]

Now they know you're lying.
When are you ever quiet?

When he's passed out?

[Nzoner]

When he's passed out?

Hell no,he snores,loudly.

[cadmonkey]

She means she's buying, damnit.


hey, cut the sh*t. when did you become so possesive? time to share kid.

[QuikSsurfer]

Why? Are you a disgusting piece of shit too?

sometimes :)

[QuikSsurfer]

So does Endelt do Lemon Drops while you and the other boys drink Jaeger?

ROFL

[milkman]

Hell no,he snores,loudly.

I was expecting this answer to my question.
But I was expecting it from Katipan (seems strange to type that instead of "Mer").

And you know this how, cowboy? :)

[Nzoner]

I was expecting this answer to my question.
But I was expecting it from Katipan (seems strange to type that instead of "Mer").

And you know this how, cowboy? :)

37 Forever Weekend

[milkman]

37 Forever Weekend

Oh yes.

I remember reading about that now.

[Katipan]

Oh yes.

I remember reading about that now.

In Penthouse, huh.

[milkman]

In Penthouse, huh.

No. I'm poor.
I don't live in a penthouse.

[chiefs4me]

Actually, I call BS on this one. I don't know how many times you've accused me of saying things just because the "boys" would like it. Who gives a flying **** what the boys think? I say what want to say when I want to say it. I've seen you accusing others of doing the same thing. Why the **** do you care what other females are saying and why? Just because we don't agree with what you say, we're trying to impress someone? Man, and people say I'M the drama queen. I think you care more about what they think than any of us do. Why else would it irritate you so much?






Try and keep up luv...I was talking to donger, not you, not mer, not anyone else but donger...she thru her 2 cents in, and now here comes your nickle...read what you just wrote, you said you are not trying to impress anyone, and neither am I......I simply replied to her comment, once again, if it doesn't concern you, stay the **** out of it....:D now have a nice day, because I am........

[Katipan]

Yeah Luv. Stay out of it with your facts and shit.

[Jenny Gump]

I'm sure Jenny and QT are hot, but there is none hotter than this ChiefsPlanet broad:



Here here. I second that motion.

[go bo]

I'm sure Jenny and QT are hot, but there is none hotter than this ChiefsPlanet broad:

http://tinypic.com/nv63ap.jpgis that katie?

she looks younger somehow...