Salem (my cat) photos :)

[QuikSsurfer]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/Salem%209months/IM000143.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/Salem%209months/IM000139_1.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/Salem%209months/IM000136.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/Salem%209months/IM000135.jpg

[banyon]

Does your cat look like some dude's a**?

[QuikSsurfer]

Does your cat look like some dude's a**?
sh*t.. should i take that one off?
those are very low cut jeans, btw

[Ultra Peanut]

I now want another cat, just so I can name it Nick Bakay.

[QuikSsurfer]

I now want another cat, just so I can name it Nick Bakay.

"livin the dream"

[Otter]

You're a glutton for punishment

[Saulbadguy]

An economy pack of cereal. Yep, he's a stoner alright.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

You dropped a joint on the floor.

PS - KEEP DOOR SHUT!

[MOhillbilly]

i bet your house smells like a mix between a headshop & a open toliet(litter box).
hippy smellum,pentagram and some kinda ye chang rock pile on the table = dirty communist.

[greg63]

This is outdated, but I feel it needs reiterating:


Say no to crack!

[ZootedGranny]

Is your belt a guitar strap?

[MOhillbilly]

Is your belt a guitar strap?

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[CoMoChief]

Cats are good for target practice - No more.

[Inspector]

Looks like your plumber.

Did he get the sink fixed?

[milkman]

Buy some jeans that fit, QockSlurper.

Your cat is never gonna come up behind you and lick your ass, no matter how much you would like her to.

[Katipan]

What a faggot.

Hip huggers are for girls.

[greg63]

Buy some jeans that fit, QockSlurper.

Your cat is never gonna come up behind you and lick your ass, no matter how much you would like her to.


ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[greg63]

I recommend this size for your pic.

[greg63]

...Or better yet.

[QuikSsurfer]

An economy pack of cereal. Yep, he's a stoner alright.

lol shit

[QuikSsurfer]

Is your belt a guitar strap?

that's funny u should ask, asshole. yes i do have a guitar strap that matches my belt.. also have one in black and white if ur interested

[QuikSsurfer]

i bet your house smells like a mix between a headshop & a open toliet(litter box).
hippy smellum,pentagram and some kinda ye chang rock pile on the table = dirty communist.

next time i should take a picture of the roll of $100's on my bedside table?

[QuikSsurfer]

Buy some jeans that fit, QockSlurper.

Your cat is never gonna come up behind you and lick your ass, no matter how much you would like her to.

"him"

[Brock]

Looks like where I used to go buy weed.

[MOhillbilly]

next time i should take a picture of the polish roll of $100's on my bedside table?

from the looks of your pad id have to say ' ya dont have to lie to kick it'

and i fixed your post.

[Mr. Kotter]

Okay, this dude has GOT to be another username for a regular (who travels, hence different IPs), or a former member who's moved to a new IP.

No fuggin' way this dude is for real.....I mean, he may exist and the pics may be real, but this dude AND the workings of his brain, as illustrated in his posts, is definitely NOT REAL.

No fuggin' way.... ROFL

[seclark]

a pic of a cat watching you play with his cat toy...cool.

let me look around. i got a pic somewhere of my labs watching me swimming through a bunch of cattails w/a duck in my mouth.
sec

[KC Dan]

I bet "Rufus" would like to meet your cat!

[MOhillbilly]

bwaaahhaaaaahhaaaaaaa

sec knocks one outta the park.

[Katipan]

Did you name him Salem because you watch Sabrina the Teenage Witch? Or because you run around on a broom?

[NewChief]

a pic of a cat watching you play with his cat toy...cool.

let me look around. i got a pic somewhere of my labs watching me swimming through a bunch of cattails w/a duck in my mouth.
sec

ROFL

[ChiefsFire]

do you let your girlfriend wear your jeans too?

[milkman]

do you let your girlfriend wear your jeans too?

His cat doesn't wear clothes.

[QuikSsurfer]

do you let your girlfriend wear your jeans too?

if she wants to try them on, that's fine.

[MOhillbilly]

that is a cool looking cat tobad youre a gaymo emo doucebag.

****ing says it all.

[QuikSsurfer]

that is a cool looking cat tobad youre a gaymo emo doucebag.

****ing says it all.

you wanted to be on the ignore list right?? THERE ya go PBJ :)

[Katipan]

you wanted to be on the ignore list right?? THERE ya go PBJ :)

Awesome. For making the idiot crack, I bestow upon you, Mohillbilly, lots of disease free 20 year old perfect snatch and liquor.

[milkman]

you wanted to be on the ignore list right?? THERE ya go PBJ :)

It really is too bad that the morning after pill wasn't available the day after you were concieved.

[MOhillbilly]

Awesome. For making the idiot crack, I bestow upon you, Mohillbilly, lots of disease free 20 year old perfect snatch and liquor.

thats cool but i already have some 20 year old goodness and booze.

life of Riley.

[Katipan]

I dont really keep a stockpile of puss laying around anymore anyways.

It kept attracting all the dogs in the neighborhood.

[QuikSsurfer]

It really is too bad that the morning after pill wasn't available the day after you were concieved.

were you adopted?

[QuikSsurfer]

Awesome. For making the idiot crack, I bestow upon you, Mohillbilly, lots of disease free 20 year old perfect snatch and liquor.

all looks good, but i don't drink

[MOhillbilly]

I dont really keep a stockpile of puss laying around anymore anyways.

It kept attracting all the dogs in the neighborhood.

i already have a stockpile and since im the meanest dog on my block no worries here.
11 years isnt that big a diffrence.:hmmm:

[SLAG]

I think Quickies Mom should have used that Morning after pill

the best part of him ran down the crack of his mommas ass and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress

[milkman]

were you adopted?

Let me guess.
You're going to try to come up with a clever insult based on the answer to this question.

Let me clue you in.

You'll say something clever at just about the same time that you **** Jessica Simpson.

Go ahead, try, so I can laugh in derision.

[greg63]

I think Quickies Mom should have used that Morning after pill

the best part of him ran down the crack of his mommas ass and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress


ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[greg63]

...Again

[fan4ever]

A quick question; did you get the tattoo on your arm to match your belt, or the belt to match the tattoo on your arm? What happens when the belt wears out? Did you buy like 40 of them?

[MOhillbilly]

pfff dont you know?
you get nautical stars so you can always tell whichway is north when your cat runs off and you spend a week lookin for him.

DUH!

[Saulbadguy]

Edward Furlong??

[NewChief]

pfff dont you know?
you get nautical stars so you can always tell whichway is north when your cat runs off and you spend a week lookin for him.

DUH!

I thought it was so you could identify fellow thailors :thailor:

[QuikSsurfer]

Let me guess.
You're going to try to come up with a clever insult based on the answer to this question.

Let me clue you in.

You'll say something clever at just about the same time that you **** Jessica Simpson.

Go ahead, try, so I can laugh in derision.

lol
i'm sorry.. i don't mean to laugh at you but.. it's just funny when you try to act intelligent. :)

[QuikSsurfer]

A quick question; did you get the tattoo on your arm to match your belt, or the belt to match the tattoo on your arm? What happens when the belt wears out? Did you buy like 40 of them?

got the tattoo about a year and half ago.. i've always had a thing for 5-point stars. i got the belt because again, i like stars :) red/black
i wasn't able to buy 40 of the belts.. they didn't have that many at the time. but i preordered 47 of them

[munkey]

You may want to invest in a vaccum...

[SLAG]

if i had to live in that house i would run away as well

[chagrin]

I thought it was so you could identify fellow thailors :thailor:


ROFL

[blueballs]

do you wake up in the morning with the cat using your pee erection as a scratching post. sick bastard

[milkman]

lol
i'm sorry.. i don't mean to laugh at you but.. it's just funny when you try to act intelligent. :)

Ahhh......There's that unparlleled QockSurfer wit.

I'll bet your preschool classmates are just bursting at the seams with pride to be associated with a person of such uncanny wit.

You're just a man among boys!

[QuikSsurfer]

You may want to invest in a vaccum...

neighbor has it :)
the rug is being cleaned.. at any rate, pay attention to the cat yes?

[QuikSsurfer]

Ahhh......There's that unparlleled QockSurfer wit.

I'll bet your preschool classmates are just bursting at the seams with pride to be associated with a person of such uncanny wit.

You're just a man among boys!

everything you say is boring.

[Bwana]

Looks like a crack house.

[Skip Towne]

Looks like a crack house.
Only two classes of people are allowed to have their underwear showing. Infants and plumbers.

[Iowanian]

Oh, how cute.

more of quick's Scat photos.

[SLAG]

Only two classes of people are allowed to have their underwear showing. Infants and plumbers.


Dont let him fool you

He is an infant

[QuikSsurfer]

Only two classes of people are allowed to have their underwear showing. Infants and plumbers.

ENOUGH about my ass!! i don't wear underwear btw STFU

[Iowanian]

please dunk your head in kerosene and spark one up.

[SLAG]

ENOUGH about my ass!! i don't wear underwear btw STFU


ROFL ROFL


he had to take it down

ROFL

[Skip Towne]

ENOUGH about my ass!! i don't wear underwear btw STFU
TMI

[KChiefsQT]

Dude...go find a girlfriend or just go paparazi and snap some shots of a hot girl on the streets. I bet the guys would enjoy that more then some pictures of your cat. Afterall, according to Mullet Girl, ROFL (sorry)the planet women live and die to please the men on this board. Heh. So... uhh yeah... you should too. Repeat this three times: TITS not salem the cat.

[QuikSsurfer]

Dude...go find a girlfriend or just go paparazi and snap some shots of a hot girl on the streets. I bet the guys would enjoy that more then some pictures of your cat. Afterall, according to Mullet Girl, ROFL (sorry)the planet women live and die to please the men on this board. Heh. So... uhh yeah... you should too. Repeat this three times: TITS not salem the cat.

hmmm well i do have a very attractive g/f.. maybe i'll get her to strike a pose for the boys.. those that aren't on my ignore list.. all 10 of them

[QuikSsurfer]

Looks like a crack house.

because it isn't a farm or what?

[KChiefsQT]

hmmm well i do have a very attractive g/f.. maybe i'll get her to strike a pose for the boys.. those that aren't on my ignore list.. all 10 of them
post away.

[KcMizzou]

Cool cat.

[Saulbadguy]

It is actually a good looking cat. Pure black, not a speckle of white or color on it. Even its nose is pure black.

[Bwana]

hmmm well i do have a very attractive g/f

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.ROFL Something tells me you couldn't get a slot of tail in an oil field full of hookers with a fist full of hundreds.

[QuikSsurfer]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.ROFL Something tells me you couldn't get a slot of tail in an oil field full of hookers with a fist full of hundreds.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/bekah.jpg
Bekah

[QuikSsurfer]

It is actually a good looking cat. Pure black, not a speckle of white or color on it. Even its nose is pure black.

thnx. he had a few lil white hairs on him when he was a kitten.

[KChiefsQT]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/bekah.jpg
Bekah
Let's see one of YOU and BEKKKAH.

[Bwana]

because it isn't a farm or what?

Ummm no, because it looks like a fuggen crack house Spacoli.

[Skip Towne]

I'm not a cat lover but that is a beautiful cat.

[Katipan]

Dude...go find a girlfriend or just go paparazi and snap some shots of a hot girl on the streets. I bet the guys would enjoy that more then some pictures of your cat. Afterall, according to Mullet Girl, ROFL (sorry)the planet women live and die to please the men on this board. Heh. So... uhh yeah... you should too. Repeat this three times: TITS not salem the cat.

Oh duh. I forgot.

http://members.cox.net/merisssa/kitten-1.jpg

[cdcox]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/bekah.jpg
Bekah

In order to prove she is really your girlfriend, we'er going to need a picture of her in a red bikini, in front of the George Brett statue at Arrowhead, holding up a sign that says "ChiefsPlanet.com".

[Bwana]

Bekah

A girl and a mystery hand? What the hell does that have to do with you Spacoli?

[KcMizzou]

In order to prove she is really your girlfriend, we'er going to need a picture of her in a red bikini, in front of the George Brett statue at Arrowhead, holding up a sign that says "ChiefsPlanet.com".ROFL

[QuikSsurfer]

Let's see one of YOU and BEKKKAH.

you don't believe me? lol okay
well tell me what u want us to do in a picture and i'll post it for you. this could be fun

[KChiefsQT]

Oh duh. I forgot.

http://members.cox.net/merisssa/kitten-1.jpg
But honey, it's in our mission statement. You can't forget. The pussies made up for it. :clap:

[milkman]

Dude...go find a girlfriend or just go paparazi and snap some shots of a hot girl on the streets. I bet the guys would enjoy that more then some pictures of your cat. Afterall, according to Mullet Girl, ROFL (sorry)the planet women live and die to please the men on this board. Heh. So... uhh yeah... you should too. Repeat this three times: TITS not salem the cat.

He could post pictures of the most beautiful, sexy woman I've ever seen, and as far as I'm concerned, he'd still be a little twuntboy that likes licking cats and sucking qock.

[QuikSsurfer]

In order to prove she is really your girlfriend, we'er going to need a picture of her in a red bikini, in front of the George Brett statue at Arrowhead, holding up a sign that says "ChiefsPlanet.com".

i was thinking something sexual would be more appropriate.

[QuikSsurfer]

He could post pictures of the most beautiful, sexy woman I've ever seen, and as far as I'm concerned, he'd still be a little twuntboy that likes licking cats and sucking qock.

1 more to the ignore list :)
WELCOME!
GOODBYE!

[KChiefsQT]

you don't believe me? lol okay
well tell me what u want us to do in a picture and i'll post it for you. this could be fun
fun or repulsive?? I just ate a bunch of pizza and drank some beer. I don't want to taste this puke. But, tell BeKah to take of her shirt, show us some skin or titties, and you can stick your arm in the picture with your teh ghey tattoo. Deal?

[QuikSsurfer]

fun or repulsive?? I just ate a bunch of pizza and drank some beer. I don't want to taste this puke. But, tell BeKah to take of her shirt, show us some skin or titties, and you can stick your arm in the picture with your teh ghey tattoo. Deal?

no nudity.. i don't mind fun or repulsive... but let's keep it away from NC-17
but i will put my tattoo in the picture. she will be over in about 20 to 30. lol she will love this

[Bwana]

Yeah, what's up with the star Tat? Are you some kind of closet Dallas Cowboy fan or what?

[QuikSsurfer]

fun or repulsive?? I just ate a bunch of pizza and drank some beer. I don't want to taste this puke. But, tell BeKah to take of her shirt, show us some skin or titties, and you can stick your arm in the picture with your teh ghey tattoo. Deal?

and don't call my tattoo "ghey". i don't call you ugly

[Skip Towne]

Looks like it's lights out for you, Sidewinder. Hahaha

[KChiefsQT]

and don't call my tattoo "ghey". i don't call you ugly
If you did, ya think I'd give a shit. :hmmm: nahhhh. Sorry men with rainbow colored tattoos, messy homes, red bracelets or bracelets in general, scraggly as **** hair, and NOT attractive aren't top on my "Do I care what he thinks of me" list.

All circuits are busy right now, hang up and try again later. No matter how many hours you dial, this same message will be played.

[QuikSsurfer]

Yeah, what's up with the star Tat? Are you some kind of closet Dallas Cowboy fan or what?

lol no. are you color blind?

[DJay23]

i don't call you ugly
That's because she's not.

[QuikSsurfer]

If you did, ya think I'd give a shit. :hmmm: nahhhh. Sorry men with rainbow colored tattoos, messy homes, red bracelets or bracelets in general, scraggly as **** hair, and NOT attractive aren't top on my "Do I care what he thinks of me" list.

All circuits are busy right now, hang up and try again later. No matter how many hours you dial, this same message will be played.

sounds like u have self esteem issues.. that sucks. i'd pray for you but i'd rather sleep. so do u still want that picture or what?

[milkman]

Looks like it's lights out for you, Sidewinder. Hahaha

Damn, and it's so much fun to tell him what putrid little low life he is.

[QuikSsurfer]

That's because she's not.

Djay and QT sittin in a tree

[KChiefsQT]

sounds like u have self esteem issues.. that sucks. i'd pray for you but i'd rather sleep. so do u still want that picture or what?
Put me on your IGNORE list fag boy.

[Katipan]

Damn, and it's so much fun to tell him what putrid little low life he is.

If we all take turns quoting you, it'll be like you're still here for him.

He'd appreciate that, I know.

[SPchief]

Djay and QT sittin in a tree


Wow, you're so cool. Remind me again how old you are??

[Saulbadguy]

They are both potheads.

[KChiefsQT]

sounds like u have self esteem issues.. that sucks. i'd pray for you but i'd rather sleep. so do u still want that picture or what?

yeah, send me a picture, I'll photoshop Richard Simmons bending you over and have a mod place it in your sig line. Cracker.

[KChiefsQT]

They are both potheads.
Are notttttttt! Well.. I don't know about him. I smoke every now and again when I feel like getting giddy.

[milkman]

Put me on your IGNORE list Rump Ranger boy.

If everyone tries, he will have all of us on ignore, and all his conversations will be with himself.

To bad he still won't find anyone that has any respect for him to talk to.

[QuikSsurfer]

yeah, send me a picture, I'll photoshop Richard Simmons bending you over and have a mod place it in your sig line. Cracker.

haven't been called a cracker since 6th grade... thanks for the public school memory. good times

[milkman]

If we all take turns quoting you, it'll be like you're still here for him.

He'd appreciate that, I know.

You're absolutely beautiful!

[Saulbadguy]

Are notttttttt! Well.. I don't know about him. I smoke every now and again when I feel like getting giddy.
Yeah. Perhaps you two should get a room.

[KChiefsQT]

haven't been called a cracker since 6th grade... thanks for the public school memory. good times
You were hitting the shit back then too??? Actually... doesn't suprise me. Just calling it like I see it fag.

[KChiefsQT]

Yeah. Perhaps you two should get a room.
I'll kindly decline.

[Jenny Gump]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/Salem%209months/IM000143.jpg


Dude...really...the couch...and chair...come on.

[QuikSsurfer]

Dude...really...the couch...and chair...come on.

the couch you're talking about is pretty much the most comfortable couch in the world. the orange one. it has like 20 pillows :)

[Jenny Gump]

the couch you're talking about is pretty much the most comfortable couch in the world. the orange one. it has like 20 pillows :)

That cat would make a nice 21st one.

[SLAG]

That cat would make a nice 21st one.


You can make pillows from the cats skin after i fatten it up and call it dinner

[KChiefsQT]

That cat would make a nice 21st one.
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL You are so getting it from GBlow.

[QuikSsurfer]

That cat would make a nice 21st one.

sorry u don't love animals

[Jenny Gump]

sorry u don't love animals

Oh I do, I just don't love yours. To be quite honest, for some reason, your cat looks like an asshole.

See, if I had my own cat, I would love it. Kind of like kids. If you had kids, I would call them assholes as well.

[KChiefsQT]

Oh I do, I just don't love yours.
Seriously though, I love animals... but those damn black cats. I let the supersticious shit get to me. I'd rather run one over then have that bitch cross my path.

[milkman]

Oh I do, I just don't love yours. To be quite honest, for some reason, your cat looks like an asshole.

See, if I had my own cat, I would love it. Kind of like kids. If you had kids, I would call them assholes as well.

Think about it Jenny.
You're the cat.
You're owned by twuntboy, who probably digs through the neighborhood trash cans for used rubbers to lick.

Wouldn't you be an asshole?

[Jenny Gump]

This is a cute cat.

[Katipan]

Think about it Jenny.
You're the cat.
You're owned by twuntboy, who probably digs through the neighborhood trash cans for used rubbers to lick.

Wouldn't you be an asshole?

Hi SideWinder!!

[SLAG]

Think about it Jenny.
You're the cat.
You're owned by twuntboy, who probably digs through the neighborhood trash cans for used rubbers to lick.

Wouldn't you be an asshole?

Honestly..

Who likes Silverchair?


:Lin:


twuntboy looks like a sorry wanna be goth kid who cant stop shoving his dick up the cats ass

[Jenny Gump]

Why do "we" dislike QuikSurfer?

[SLAG]

Why do "we" dislike QuikSurfer?


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=135774

[Jenny Gump]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=135774

This really doesn't tell me anything. I don't have anything against him, other than he has an ugly couch and an assholish cat.

[milkman]

This really doesn't tell me anything. I don't have anything against him, other than he has an ugly couch and an assholish cat.

This should answer your question.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=132784&page=4&pp=80

[KcMizzou]

he has an ugly couch and an assholish cat.If a guy's gonna have a cat, he might as well have one that looks like he wants to eat your soul while you sleep. I think the cat's awesome.

[Jenny Gump]

If a guy's gonna have a cat, he might as well have one that looks like he wants to eat your soul while you sleep. I think the cat's awesome.

I had a hamster once. I think I've told this story...

[Bwana]

This should answer your question.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=132784&page=4&pp=80

Bingo

[Jenny Gump]

Ok, so in my hiatus, I missed the belly aching thread. Still don't understand the wrath?

We all have problems. Grow up, get a job, don't snort anything in your nose. Yadda yadda.

[KcMizzou]

Ok, so in my hiatus, I missed the belly aching thread. Still don't understand the wrath?
Eh.. normal Planet stuff. Quik's alright. He just got a pile-on started.

[milkman]

Ok, so in my hiatus, I missed the belly aching thread. Still don't understand the wrath?

We all have problems. Grow up, get a job, don't snort anything in your nose. Yadda yadda.

He didn't want advice or help.
He wanted sympathy.

He ignored or insulted people that did set out with good intentions in that thread.

[Mr. Kotter]

Eh.. normal Planet stuff. Quik's alright. He just got a pile-on started.

He's your little bro, eh? :spock:

[Jenny Gump]

He didn't want advice or help.
He wanted sympathy.

He ignored or insulted people that did set out with good intentions in that thread.

Oh. So, the point is, he can't sit with us during lunch right?

[QuikSsurfer]

If a guy's gonna have a cat, he might as well have one that looks like he wants to eat your soul while you sleep. I think the cat's awesome.

lol yes he can be Satan every once in a while

[QuikSsurfer]

Oh. So, the point is, he can't sit with us during lunch right?

oooh **** that shit

[keg in kc]

Well, hell, two outta three ain't.... wait... one out of three ain't bad.Oh, man, I'm totally f*cked.

[milkman]

Oh. So, the point is, he can't sit with us during lunch right?

Hell, I don't care if he ever eats.

That thread is why a lot of people began to dislike him.

Myself, I couldn't stand the little afterbirth before that.

[Halfcan]

Sorry but Dicksurfer, looks like Damion of the Memphis Three killers. But that doesn't surprise me much.

[QuikSsurfer]

this thread needs a lil more cat.. lemme see... so this scratch post was equiped with the lil white mouse (u can see on the floor of one of the pics) until salem freed it. i had to tie another mouse on there to keep salem happy so luckily, one night when i had eatin 7 grams of shrooms, i saw a mouse, vibrant in colour, scamper across my living room. i caught it, studied it, and hung it. observe:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/Salem%209months/IM000145.jpg

[Katipan]

Hell, I don't care if he ever eats.

That thread is why a lot of people began to dislike him.

Myself, I couldn't stand the little afterbirth before that.

Cats eat the placenta!

[milkman]

Cats eat the placenta!

So what you are saying is that he's more disgusting than even that.

I agree.

[Halfcan]

7 grams of shrooms, yeah right and you drank 3 fiths of Jack and snorted a pound of coke at the same time. Bragging about doing drugs-that is impressive.

[SPchief]

Quicksurfer, you still haven't showed us pitcures of you WITH your girlfriend yet.

[alnorth]

I honestly dont believe this guy is real. If he is... well thats sad. It really isnt that hard to make it in this country with the proper motivation.

Regardless, I think the cat looks cool. The cat shouldnt be trashed on just because his owner may or may not be a dips***

[QuikSsurfer]

Quicksurfer, you still haven't showed us pitcures of you WITH your girlfriend yet.

what did u want us to do again?

[greg63]

Quicksurfer, you still haven't showed us pitcures of you WITH your girlfriend yet.


I thought they were at the top of the thread. :shrug:

[Demonpenz]

stop emu haircuts and crappy tatoo's

[Jenson71]

what did u want us to do again?

How about both look into the camera and smile.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Please do not read this and make some witty/asshole comment because... i'm seriously concerned here. I know that there are a lot of elders on this board and I honestly need some advice.. In a nutshell:

I am a recent 5th year senior drop out at Ole Miss (The University of Mississippi). All I have to show for a education right now is a minor in biology and a near BA in liberal arts (psychology). I have no future plans to go back to school. College is for some people - not me.
My family is a total wreck. It has been that way for as long as I can remember. My mother is a bad mother by all standards. Take my word for it. My mother and father both can be viewed as a mirror of misery.
Okay so I'm a, nearly, 23 year old recovering cocaine addict. Boom!! now that that's out My family (mother's side; the one that matters) "officially" disowned me this xmas holiday. My mother came up from Jackson, MS a few days before xmas and took my car. She was paying for it anyway. I can't even begin to think about what's going on in my life right now. One thing is for sure, I smoke way too much ganja It is used for a "no feeling" feeling. I'm sure a few of you know what i'm talking about. Well this feeling is 100% necessary for me to live a pretty happy life. At any rate, I'm out of school and just gave my two weeks notice to my job. I was a computer repair technician, not A+ certified (i would take and pass the test if i had the money to take the blasted thing!). I had to quit because their office is moving across town and there is no possible way for me to communte to and from.
Job opportunity?? In my home town - Madison, MS?? I need this job working for Apple in Madison. Problem is, there are a lot of horrific events that had taken place in my childhood, in Madison. Every time that I'm around my mother or even in that town I am flooded with these bad memories. I cannot live there.
My grandparents live about 20 minutes from Madison and offer me a place to stay and transportation. I could manage to live with them but it would be very, very hard. My grandparents are very firm believers in the "word of god". I'm a little more open minded, you could say
I want to stay in Oxford but simply cannot afford to live on my own right now. A lot of bad decisions that I've made in the past are really catching up to me, financially. Oxford is a better fit for me emotionally but ****ing Madison could help solve my financial and drug issues... maybe.. i don't know. What do you guys think? Despite the lack of details that you would probably need in order to understand my situation a bit more, what would you do if you were me?


Soapbox Time: (Right Wingers, feel free to lambaste me for being a bleeding-heart liberal)

The guy is a recovering cocaine addict, and it's somehow a reason to pile on him? That's pathetic. I wonder how some of you would feel about people with drug problems if they were closer to you than some person on an internet message board. Those of you that hack away at someone that don't know anything about how easy it is to become addicted are grade A ass clowns. If this is all you have in your lives to make you feel better about yourself, well I'd rather be in rehab, because you are moral cripples with souls of dogshit.

Let the neg rep pile on...

[QuikSsurfer]

How about both look into the camera and smile.
slightly stoned
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/stoners.jpg

[QuikSsurfer]

:tumble weeds:

[Katipan]

You must have good stuff to get her.

[Halfcan]

Soapbox Time: (Right Wingers, feel free to lambaste me for being a bleeding-heart liberal)

The guy is a recovering cocaine addict, and it's somehow a reason to pile on him? That's pathetic. I wonder how some of you would feel about people with drug problems if they were closer to you than some person on an internet message board. Those of you that hack away at someone that don't know anything about how easy it is to become addicted are grade A ass clowns. If this is all you have in your lives to make you feel better about yourself, well I'd rather be in rehab, because you are moral cripples with souls of dogshit.

Let the neg rep pile on...


Yes an addict that still does drugs every chance he gets and brags about it on an internet site. Should we feel sorry for him or pat him on the back he can do 7 grams of shrooms?

[SLAG]

Yes an addict that still does drugs every chance he gets and brags about it on an internet site. Should we feel sorry for him or pat him on the back he can do 7 grams of shrooms?

damn those shrooms must suck if hes taking 7g

[Abba-Dabba]

7 grams of shrooms, yeah right

7 grams of shrooms is very possible if they were wet. Dried shrooms have about 10x the potency of wet shrooms.

[QuikSsurfer]

You must have good stuff to get her.

thank you :rolleyes:

[jspchief]

This thread should be required reading for the next anti-drug campaign.

[greg63]

slightly stoned
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/stoners.jpg

[luv]

Nice looking cat. To help keep it's coat shiny like that, feed it a raw egg every once in awhile. I used to have a black cat, and I would scramble up a raw egg to put in her food bowl once a month or so.

[QuikSsurfer]

This thread should be required reading for the next anti-drug campaign.

:LOL: rep++

[QuikSsurfer]

bastard!! :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:
sex+drugs=bad hair

[jspchief]

:LOL: rep++Dude, I'm laughing at you, not with you.

Seriously. Either the drugs have really got you jacked up, or you are mildly retarded.

[QuikSsurfer]

Nice looking cat. To help keep it's coat shiny like that, feed it a raw egg every once in awhile. I used to have a black cat, and I would scramble up a raw egg to put in her food bowl once a month or so.

i never knew anything about the egg. i'll consider.. i don't like to give salem people/alien food.

[greg63]

bastard!! :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:
sex+drugs=bad hair

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Hey, just tryin to help.

[TheBurryMan]

Nice looking cat. To help keep it's coat shiny like that, feed it a raw egg every once in awhile. I used to have a black cat, and I would scramble up a raw egg to put in her food bowl once a month or so.

Actually a better and healthier option is to drop a tablespoon full of flax seed oil on the cat's food. It's an all-around tonic for pets.

[QuikSsurfer]

Dude, I'm laughing at you, not with you.

Seriously. Either the drugs have really got you jacked up, or you are mildly retarded.

that's unfortunate.

[greg63]

So, did you give any thought to resizing your pics?


It would be nice not to have to scroll over just to read each post.

[QuikSsurfer]

So, did you give any thought to resizing your pics?


It would be nice not to have to scroll over just to read each post.

eh.. i will next time.. this thread is dead =)

[Demonpenz]

is your girlfriend related to jay leno?

[MOhillbilly]

what a ****in gaymo. my cat ran off im a doper i cant get my life together boo ****in hoo....

[greg63]

eh.. i will next time.. this thread is dead =)


Agreed, now people are asking you about your girl friends family tree. :shake:

[QuikSsurfer]

is your girlfriend related to jay leno?

please post a picture of you and your significant other :)

[QuikSsurfer]

Agreed, now people are asking you about your girl friends family tree. :shake:

typical. a few guys are having medicare issues :shrug:

[Donger]

Do you own a vacuum cleaner?

[QuikSsurfer]

Do you own a vacuum cleaner?

god damnit, didn't i already answer this?
yes, i have one. these pictures aren't in real-time or anything... still images. should i take a photo of my living room (now) to show it's steamclean-like brillance?

[MOhillbilly]

should i take a photo of my living room (now) to show it's steamclean-like brillance?

no you should just go ahead and shut the **** up already ya attention whore.

[Donger]

god damnit, didn't i already answer this?

I don't know. I've not read the entire thread.

yes, i have one. these pictures aren't in real-time or anything... still images.

I'm confused. Are you suggesting that moving images would show your floor to be clean?

should i take a photo of my living room (now) to show it's steamclean-like brillance?

Yes, that would be lovely. Thanks.

[QuikSsurfer]

I don't know. I've not read the entire thread.



I'm confused. Are you suggesting that moving images would show your floor to be clean?



Yes, that would be lovely. Thanks.

It's not a matter of my carpet's cleanliness, it's a simple matter of weight ratio. a five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut. am i right?

and no, i will not take a picture of my floor. :shake:

[Donger]

It's not a matter of my carpet's cleanliness, it's a simple matter of weight ratio. a five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut. am i right?

An African Swallow can.

[QuikSsurfer]

An African Swallow can.

oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. that's my point.

[QuikSsurfer]

but then of course a... African swallows are non-migratory.

[Saulbadguy]

god damnit, didn't i already answer this?
yes, i have one. these pictures aren't in real-time or anything... still images. should i take a photo of my living room (now) to show it's steamclean-like brillance?
It's not a question of cleanliness.

He's wondering if you have one just in case your girlfriend got pregnant.

[Donger]

It's not a question of cleanliness.

He's wondering if you have one just in case your girlfriend got pregnant.

See? Saul's rather wise.

Just make sure it's a wet/dry vac, at least 2 hp.

[sedated]

It's not a question of cleanliness.

He's wondering if you have one just in case your girlfriend got pregnant.


I don't no whether to laugh or :shake:

[QuikSsurfer]

It's not a question of cleanliness.

He's wondering if you have one just in case your girlfriend got pregnant.

abortion?? hmmm this calls for a link: watch the movie.. it's too funny http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=85361

[Saulbadguy]

I don't no whether to laugh or :shake:
i dont no lol oh my gawd whut is goin on

[KCChiefsMan]

you all give this guy too much attention

[Calcountry]

please dunk your head in kerosene and spark one up.Shhh, he just might be dumb enough to do it.

[Calcountry]

Dude...go find a girlfriend or just go paparazi and snap some shots of a hot girl on the streets. I bet the guys would enjoy that more then some pictures of your cat. Afterall, according to Mullet Girl, ROFL (sorry)the planet women live and die to please the men on this board. Heh. So... uhh yeah... you should too. Repeat this three times: TITS not salem the cat.ROFL

[Calcountry]

hmmm well i do have a very attractive g/f.. maybe i'll get her to strike a pose for the boys.. those that aren't on my ignore list.. all 10 of themIt would be a start, but, watch out for your girlfriend.

[Katipan]

I have a great picture for this thread, but I think it would get me banned. :(

[Calcountry]

Actually a better and healthier option is to drop a tablespoon full of flax seed oil on the cat's food. It's an all-around tonic for pets.That would be good for their haircoat, but too much will give em the chits, and we all know how this dumbass will respond to your advice.

[Calcountry]

1 more to the ignore list :)
WELCOME!
GOODBYE!Soon, you will log onto the planet, and there will be nobody posting here. lol

[Donger]

I have a great picture for this thread, but I think it would get me banned. :(

Okay. Consider my interest piqued.

[Donger]

I think she should toy with your emotions. She owes you one after the whole "I'm leaving" thing.

I didn't mean to cause any consternation.

[Calcountry]

Soapbox Time: (Right Wingers, feel free to lambaste me for being a bleeding-heart liberal)

The guy is a recovering cocaine addict, and it's somehow a reason to pile on him? That's pathetic. I wonder how some of you would feel about people with drug problems if they were closer to you than some person on an internet message board. Those of you that hack away at someone that don't know anything about how easy it is to become addicted are grade A ass clowns. If this is all you have in your lives to make you feel better about yourself, well I'd rather be in rehab, because you are moral cripples with souls of dogshit.

Let the neg rep pile on...About the only time this turd shows up in the main forum, and it is to defend sssss,sssss uuuuhhh, quiickkk, sssss, sssssurrrfer.

[Calcountry]

but then of course a... African swallows are non-migratory.O.k, o.k, now I know who you are, you are that dipshit burner I fired about 5 years ago.

[Calcountry]

I have a great picture for this thread, but I think it would get me banned. :(Just post a link to it instead.

[Calcountry]

I don't know if you want to see it.Why, is it that bad? nudity, in the act, pron?

[Katipan]

I think she should toy with your emotions. She owes you one after the whole "I'm leaving" thing.

I made him work for it almost as hard as I made you work for it.

[Katipan]

I don't know if you want to see it.

Was it not an accurate visual representation of this thread?

[Donger]

I made him work for it almost as hard as I made you work for it.

It?

[Katipan]

awesome.

I ****ing rule.

[Skip Towne]

Okay. Consider my interest piqued.
She's just making that up. She doesn't really have one.

[Iowanian]

poor quicksurfer's parents were first cousins AND dyslexic.

They had to pay a dollar just to visit him down at hte carnival.

[Donger]

She's just making that up. She doesn't really have one.

well...i dont really care anyway... :harumph: :(

[Skip Towne]

well...i dont really care anyway... :harumph: :(
Me either.

[Donger]

Good lord, Mer.

[Katipan]

well...i dont really care anyway... :harumph: :(

Or you could have checked your email like 20 minutes ago.

EDIT: :D :D :D :D xoxo donger

[Katipan]

Me either.

The only way I wanna be responsible for your heart attack is if I'm naked and on top of you.

[Skip Towne]

The only way I wanna be responsible for your heart attack is if I'm naked and on top of you.
Sounds good to me.

[Donger]

The only way I wanna be responsible for your heart attack is if I'm naked and on top of you.

Why would you want to be naked and on top of Skip?

[Katipan]

This so didn't go the way I expected.

[ChiefsFire]

The only way I wanna be responsible for your heart attack is if I'm naked and on top of you.
did you fall off the pole and hit your head last nite?

[Katipan]

did you fall off the pole and hit your head last nite?

No. When choking on the cocks of your high school soccer team did you always swallow or was that just a special victory thing?

[ChiefsFire]

No. When choking on the cocks of your high school soccer team did you always swallow or was that just a special victory thing?

hehe

why so bitter tonite hon??

did ya get picked up by the cops for turnin tricks down by the free clinic again?

[Katipan]

hehe

why so bitter tonite hon??

did ya get picked up by the cops for turnin tricks down by the free clinic again?

So that was a yes?

[ChiefsFire]

So that was a yes?
sure hon

if me saying that yes,i am a homosexual ex soccer player with a love for cock will make your depressing life somewhat brighter....then yes

[Katipan]

Right on.

Next time you want to flex your internet muscles by spewing your vomit where it's not wanted, lemme know.

[ChiefsFire]

Right on.

Next time you want to flex your internet muscles by spewing your vomit where it's not wanted, lemme know.
ohhhhhh
so my vomit is not wanted around here,but your shit is??

too bad theres not any female mods on here so i can screw my way to the top

[Katipan]

ohhhhhh
so my vomit is not wanted around here,but your shit is??

too bad theres not any female mods on here so i can screw my way to the top

Find me a girl on the Internet that would have anything to do with you, and we'll see about campaigning her way to moderatorship.

[ChiefsFire]

Find me a girl on the Internet that would have anything to do with you, and we'll see about campaigning her way to moderatorship.

[Katipan]

Yeah I thought it was a long shot too.

[4th and Long]

WTF is going on here?

I thought FloridaChief was banned?

:D

[ChiefsFire]

maybe you can get one of your fellow camsluts from trailerparktrashcam.com to come on over to the planet?

[Katipan]

maybe you can get one of your fellow camsluts from trailerparktrashcam.com to come on over to the planet?

Wouldn't you have a better shot with drunkdruggeddiseasedandamputated.com ?

[ChiefsFire]

Wouldn't you have a better shot with drunkdruggeddiseasedandamputated.com ?
wow

i knew you looked familiar

your pics were in the breast amputee file right?

[Katipan]

WTF is going on here?

I thought FloridaChief was banned?

:D

FC is ****ed because of drugs. This one is just sad because he's never had a moment in the spotlight. Eventually he'll get tired of generic insults and maybe we can get him to stretch his imagination to figure out one that actually fits.

I'm all for helping boys become men.

[4th and Long]

FC is ****ed because of drugs. This one is just sad because he's never had a moment in the spotlight. Eventually he'll get tired of generic insults and maybe we can get him to stretch his imagination to figure out one that actually fits.

I'm all for helping boys become men.
I can see your point but it seems to me he's standing there, spread eagle, daring someone to kick him in the junk.

I'm just waiting for Brian to show up, wearing a pair of steel toed boots and take him up on it.

[ChiefsFire]

FC is ****ed because of drugs. This one is just sad because he's never had a moment in the spotlight. Eventually he'll get tired of generic insults and maybe we can get him to stretch his imagination to figure out one that actually fits.

I'm all for helping boys become men.
yea
i hear you give lessons on how to do DP while its that time of the month

[Katipan]

wow

i knew you looked familiar

your pics were in the breast amputee file right?

Is your fantasy world a product of being dropped on your head or just a general lack of comprehension of the female body?

[Katipan]

yea
i hear you give lessons on how to do DP while its that time of the month

From who?

[ChiefsFire]

Is your fantasy world a product of being dropped on your head or just a general lack of comprehension of the female body?
its a product of spending time with alot of gorgous women and not having to keep feeding them dollar bills....

well i can say its been fun
im off,some of us actually have to train for our jobs...but im sure it takes alot of practice sliding down the pole inverted

[Donger]

This Mer person frightens me.

[Katipan]

its a product of spending time with alot of gorgous women and not having to keep feeding them dollar bills....

well i can say its been fun
im off,some of us actually have to train for our jobs...but im sure it takes alot of practice sliding down the pole inverted


Feeding them $20s, huh?

[4th and Long]

I try to stay out of her way and let her work.
I can see why. :)

[Katipan]

This Mer person frightens me.

ROFL

Whats scary about a female iowanian impersonator webcam girl that strips at night?

[ChiefsFire]

Feeding them $20s, huh?
nah
simple things like change the oil in their car,take them to sporting events,hang their xmas lights...

the women i tend to associate with dont really like getting double headed dildos as birthday presents

[ChiefsFire]

I'm guessing by this point in the thread Mer's PM box and rep page must be full of, "You know I'm just kidding, right hon? Say, got any pics?" comments.

If it weren't for drugged out whackjobs like FC, ChiefsFire would be about the most pathetic specimen of Internet male there was. Trying to flex nuts publicly and look like a big man to the rest of the boys, all the while behind the scenes begging like a little kid for any positive validation.
wow ..hey
Delts here....did she letya outta your tiny lil cage long enough to kiss her ass and post a few uncomprehensible posts???

[Katipan]

nah
simple things like change the oil in their car,take them to sporting events,hang their xmas lights...

the women i tend to associate with dont really like getting double headed dildos as birthday presents

Why do you keep referring to "women" ??

[ChiefsFire]

Why do you keep referring to "women" ??
lemme check the dictionary...

im pretty sure women is the plural of woman..meaning multiple or more than one

[ChiefsFire]

I thought you were out of here to go to your night vo-tech class to train to be an A/C repairman?
oh im sorry

hows that truck driving school workin for ya??

[Katipan]

lemme check the dictionary...

im pretty sure women is the plural of woman..meaning multiple or more than one

bahaahahahaahahaahahahaahahah


and i fed unicorns daisies and truffles on my way to the rainbow of happiness

[Skip Towne]

So we're not allowed to do drugs on the Planet? Where did that rule come from?

[ChiefsFire]

I know you are but what am I? Are you f*cking kidding me? I should ban your lame ass on general principal.
ohhhhh

so you can ban me on principal???

gotta love this place

its ok for one person to imply something but other people arent

[Katipan]

I know you are but what am I? Are you f*cking kidding me? I should ban your lame ass on general principal.

It's the only kind of humor he knows. You can't take a crutch away from a cripple, baby.

We can just chuck beer bottles at him.

[ChiefsFire]

It's the only kind of humor he knows. You can't take a crutch away from a cripple, baby.

We can just chuck beer bottles at him.
cripple huh?

funny i was able to pass severel national certification tests in emergency medicine

lets hope ya never need a paramedic in kc