Study Hall "Pocket Pool"

[Mr. Kotter]

After 13 years in the classroom, I had a first today....

A male sophomore student created a disruption in study hall by engaging in self-stimulation; specifically.....shall we say, "disciplining his primate." Once the disruption became clear and had been brought to my attention by other students, I thought he'd quit and give me an "out," and we could pretend it wasn't happening....so we could "ignore" it. Alas, he insisted on spending 20 seconds to "finish." Thus he had to be sent to the office....

:banghead:

I guess the dude had a Valentine letdown.....but I also wonder if it had something to do with this week's release of SportsIllustrated's annual swimsuit issue..... ;)

Either way, the dude needs to develop some social skills. We are thinking he almost assuredly was "under the influence" of something....because he's a pretty normal kid, otherwise. :shake:

[Dunit35]

I just don't understand why teenagers can't just wait to go home and do that.

[SLAG]

kid is just starving for attention

[Mr. Kotter]

I just don't understand why teenagers can't just wait to go home and do that.

Yup, that was the collective question his classmates had too.

[Saulbadguy]

He be strokin.

http://strokinwank.ytmnd.com/

[htismaqe]

Normal teenage boys whack it.

I don't know of any normal ones that whack it in STUDY HALL.

That's ****ed up.

[Kclee]

Is study hall still in the cafeteria? It's bad either way, but the fact that he could be doing that where people eat...

[Dunit35]

I understand if your sexually playing with a lady somewhere in the school bulding during class hours. I have and my ex and I almost got caught. Principal saw us walking out of a closet and later asked me what we were doing alone in there. "I had my hand up her shirt, sir."

I found out before if you told our principal the truth about something like that, that he never believed you. So I told him the truth and it worked.

[seclark]

Normal teenage boys whack it.

I don't know of any normal ones that whack it in STUDY HALL.

That's ****ed up.
but, i was done w/my algebra dad...
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[Chiefnj]

That'll teach Kotter not to wear his leather chaps without skivvies to class.

[Dunit35]

Normal teenage boys whack it.

I don't know of any normal ones that whack it in STUDY HALL.

That's ****ed up.


If a person has to do it during class hours he's got a severe problem. Wait 8 hours and do it when you get home.

[Mr. Kotter]

Is study hall still in the cafeteria? It's bad either way, but the fact that he could be doing that where people eat...

That would give one pause about asking for Mayonaise with their sandwich, I suppose.... ROFL

No. It's a regular classroom. No one wanted to sit anywhere near his desk after he left....

[Dunit35]

When I was in HS a girl got caught blowing a boy in the back of a freshman science class. Yes, during lecture.


Hahaha...that would be hilarious to see them get caught.

[Mr. Kotter]

That'll teach Kotter not to wear his leather chaps without skivvies to class.

I know. Or at least I won't wear the "assless" ones next time....

:p

[Dunit35]

Do they have section eight to get out of high school?


I guess I'm stupid and don't get it.

[Chiefnj]

Sometimes when the train leaves the station, there's just no coming back to the platform.

[Mr. Kotter]

Normal teenage boys whack it.

I don't know of any normal ones that whack it in STUDY HALL.

That's ****ed up.

I suspect there are some issues that have emerged recently, if they weren't all ready there....nothing in his record to indicate it, though.... :shake:

[Dunit35]

Watch Full Metal Jacket.

I got that DVD. I guess I'll have to watch it again.

[Mr. Kotter]

When I was in HS a girl got caught blowing a boy in the back of a freshman science class. Yes, during lecture.

Heh. We've had that with a male and female gym teacher caught in the locker room after practice......about 10-12 years ago.

IIRC, it also happened with music students in an unsupervised choir room, and in the restrooms on a couple of occaisions over the years.

It also happened on a school bus with between a female "team trainer" and some football players....this year, actually. They are still sorting that one out....

[Dunit35]

We had a girl with size AA's decided to show her boobs to everyone on the bus once. She got OSS for 3 days because of it.

[Hammock Parties]

Heh. We've had that with a male and female gym teacher caught in the locker room after practice......about 10-12 years ago.

IIRC, it also happened with music students in an unsupervised choir room, and in the restrooms on a couple of occaisions over the years.

It also happened on a school bus with between a female "team trainer" and some football players....this year, actually. They are still sorting that one out....

You're getting me all hot.

[Mr. Kotter]

You're getting me all hot.

I wouldn't be surprised.

I suspect you can "relate" to this kid.... :p

[Hammock Parties]

I wouldn't be surprised.

I suspect you can "relate" to this kid.... :p

Uh, no. The one time I needed to bust a nut at school, I did it in a stall.

OK so there was one other time, but I was alone in the room and I locked the door.

[beavis]

Uh, no. The one time I needed to bust a nut at school, I did it in a stall.

OK so there was one other time, but I was alone in the room and I locked the door.
You need many years of therapy. Many, many, many f*ckin' years of therapy.

[mike_b_284]

I'll bet this kid changes schools by the end of the month. I doubt any high school kids will let him live this one down.

[Phobia]

That was simply his version of seduction, Rob. He wants you.

[Skip Towne]

You can hardly blame the kid. "Brokeback" Kotter is one sexy dude.

[Mr. Kotter]

That was simply his version of seduction, Rob. He wants you.

Eh. Wrong gender. Otherwise, I might be flattered. Heh.

You can hardly blame the kid. "Brokeback" Kotter is one sexy dude.

Do you know that guy, personally? :p

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I swear to God this is true, When I worked on a farm in North Carolina we had a labor hand we sent out to plow up a small field. He didn't come back for quite some time so we decided to go check on him and we drove up from behind and he was just sitting there with the tractor running. We got out and walked around and sure enough he was sittin there wackin his carrott. He also dug a hole one time with the backhoe for burying dead hogs, when he got done he picked the boom and stabilizer legs up and proceeded to drive right in the hole. We should have just covered him up but we did'nt.

[Rain Man]

Was he sitting behind a particularly attractive teenage girl, with her hair flowing back and forth all silky smooth and lustrous, and her derriere sticking out between the seat and that first wooden slat on the back so that he could see the small of her back tapering down toward a thong waistband and then beginning to flare into her pert nether regions, and then perhaps just the slightest curve of perky teenage breast where it swells beyond her rib cage so that it's visible from behind?

[mcan]

Was he sitting behind a particularly attractive teenage girl, with her hair flowing back and forth all silky smooth and lustrous, and her derriere sticking out between the seat and that first wooden slat on the back so that he could see the small of her back tapering down toward a thong waistband and then beginning to flare into her pert nether regions, and then perhaps just the slightest curve of perky teenage breast where it swells beyond her rib cage so that it's visible from behind?


Uh... Yeah! Come to think of it... You put it that way, and I can't see how anyone could possibly NOT whack it in a study hall.

[mike_b_284]

Was he sitting behind a particularly attractive teenage girl, with her hair flowing back and forth all silky smooth and lustrous, and her derriere sticking out between the seat and that first wooden slat on the back so that he could see the small of her back tapering down toward a thong waistband and then beginning to flare into her pert nether regions, and then perhaps just the slightest curve of perky teenage breast where it swells beyond her rib cage so that it's visible from behind?
ROFL ROFL
makes me miss high school

[Wile_E_Coyote]

things have changed since I was in school. You can't spank the kids, but they can spank themselves

[Nzoner]

Heh. We've had that with a male and female gym teacher caught in the locker room after practice......about 10-12 years ago.

Was she a howler?

[Hammock Parties]

Mmmmmm...perky teenage breast.

[Dartgod]

I can't believe no one else has said it.

If you had only licked his baows, like he asked...

[mike_b_284]

I can't believe no one else has said it.

If you had only licked his baows, like he asked...

?
Did I miss something here?

[Dartgod]

?
Did I miss something here?
Most likely.

[Rain Man]

Heh. We've had that with a male and female gym teacher caught in the locker room after practice......about 10-12 years ago.


I don't get it. Were they seducing a female student, or were they just looking at Playboys?

[ArrowheadHawk]

this thread sucks.....or is the right word beats

[SLAG]

The best thing about High school girls....

I get older..

They stay the same age....

[Mr. Kotter]

I can't believe no one else has said it.

If you had only licked his baows, like he asked...

Not the same kid. Nor my preferred gender anyway. :p


?
Did I miss something here?

A previous thread.....heh.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=84654

[chefsos]

Was she a howler?
Heh.

"But why do they call her 'Lassie'?"

"Up there, my boy, and all will become clear. Aoooooooooooo!"

[blueballs]

email him this
http://www.1greatadultstore.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=1&Product_Code=RD102

[CoMoChief]

Gotta give the guy credit for being able to finish in 20sec after being caught I guess.........???

[ChiefsCountry]

Kid should go to Arizona State when he graduates, then you can do in the library.

[Rain Man]

Gotta give the guy credit for being able to finish in 20sec after being caught I guess.........???

At first, one would think that the distraction of being caught would quell the process, but then again I remember being 17.

[Rain Man]

On a slightly different topic, I remember being in sophomore English class in high school when two friends of mine got into a fight. They were both very nice guys and not troublemakers at all, and I have no idea what happened. Apparently, one of them took exception to something the other one did, and it all escalated in silence while we were all reading. All of a sudden - BAM! - they were both up whaling away at each other and the teacher was running towards them like a girl. I never did figure out what happened.

[KcMizzou]

This reads like the first part of a letter to the NAMBLA newsletter forums.

[SLAG]

This reads like the first part of a letter to the NAMBLA newsletter forums.


And what pray tell were you doing over there?

:hmmm:

[Mr. Kotter]

Was she a howler?

No. That was Porky's IIRC.....

Actually, this woman was much, much hotter; they ended up married. Heh.

[keg in kc]

Did you rub his nose in it afterwards?

[Mr. Kotter]

Was he sitting behind a particularly attractive teenage girl, with her hair flowing back and forth all silky smooth and lustrous, and her derriere sticking out between the seat and that first wooden slat on the back so that he could see the small of her back tapering down toward a thong waistband and then beginning to flare into her pert nether regions, and then perhaps just the slightest curve of perky teenage breast where it swells beyond her rib cage so that it's visible from behind?

Eh, no....as a matter of fact. Sounds like you might have "known" someone like that though..... ROFL

[Mr. Kotter]

Did you rub his nose in it afterwards?

No. But I overheard one of the suspected "high mileage" girls from class say to one of the other girls....."what a waste." I don't know if she meant him, or his secretion.

I just suppressed a laugh, and shook my head. She turned really, really red once she realized I had heard the comment....

[SLAG]

No. But I overheard one of the suspected "high mileage" girls from class say to one of the other girls....."what a waste." I don't know if she meant him, or his secretion.

I just suppressed a laugh, and shook my head. She turned really, really red once she realized I had heard the comment....


You could have said..


Ive got a full tank for you right here baby.... and a A+ in the class if you mind the boys

[Mr. Kotter]

You could have said..


Ive got a full tank for you right here baby.... and a A+ in the class if you mind the boys

Sad to say, I've gotten past that. I admire their beauty, but no serious sensual thought involving them ever crosses my mind. They are kids.

My preferences have moved into MILF territory....sometimes my male colleagues and I do compare notes after parent-teacher conferences over how many we had that evening.

[SLAG]

Sad to say, I've gotten past that. I admire their beauty, but no serious sensual thought involving them ever crosses my mind.


your a better man than me

:huh:

[keg in kc]

Someday I guess I'll give in to MILF watching, but right now, the 24-29 window is about all I can see. Younger than that and they're immature, older than that, all the decent ones are taken, leaving you with the fatties, the uglies, those with kids and those with overwhelming baggage.

Out of fairness, I'm in the fatty, ugly, overwhelming baggage group myself, but that doesn't impact my vision.

[Jenny Gump]

When I was in HS a girl got caught blowing a boy in the back of a freshman science class. Yes, during lecture.

I just saw that in a porn the other night.

[Mr. Kotter]

Someday I guess I'll give in to MILF watching, but right now, the 24-29 window is about all I can see. Younger than that and they're immature, older than that, all the decent ones are taken, leaving you with the fatties, the uglies, those with kids and those with overwhelming baggage.

Out of fairness, I'm in the fatty, ugly, overwhelming baggage group myself, but that doesn't impact my vision.

Aim high, Kyle. Nothing wrong with that....

[Mr. Kotter]

I just saw that in a porn the other night.

Wow. A female Chief's fan....who has a sense of humor....and watches porn.

Zach is a lucky fella.

[Mr. Kotter]

your a better man than me

:huh:

I'm also nearly twice your age! :banghead:

:(

[keg in kc]

Aim high, Kyle. Nothing wrong with that....I aim for nothing, only look.

Single dude for the duration. Once was enough. I'm not all that interested in finding my next ex.

[KcMizzou]

Zach is a lucky fella.Oh wow.

[Jenny Gump]

Wow. A female Chief's fan....who has a sense of humor....and watches porn.

Zach is a lucky fella.

Zach?

[SPchief]

Zach?


Zach, Clint, Saul, Whoever

[keg in kc]

Maybe all of the above?

[Mr. Kotter]

Zach?

ZachKC...

It has to be true; I read it here on the Planet, on the internet.

Another example of Clint's warning to us to heed the dangers of cyber-flirting....;)

[keg in kc]

The ambiguously gay teacher has a point.

[Jenny Gump]

ZachKC...

It has to be true; I read it here on the Planet, on the internet.

Another example of Clint's warning to us to heed the dangers of cyber-flirting....;)


Oh I see. The Zachie Poo thing. I've actually been stalking a different Planeteer as of late.

[SPchief]

Oh I see. The Zachie Poo thing. I've actually been stalking a different Planeteer as of late.


You've been sitting in your car outside of Gochiefs house haven't you??

[Jenny Gump]

You've been sitting in your car outside of Gochiefs house haven't you??

Shhhhhhhh.....

[Mr. Kotter]

Oh I see. The Zachie Poo thing. I've actually been stalking a different Planeteer as of late.

Be careful. Skip's too old to be stalking. His heart wouldn't be able to take it...

[keg in kc]

I was going to go with a "Jenny bangs her head on the underside of gochiefs desk" joke here, but the suspension of disbelief is just too much.

[keg in kc]

Shhhhhhhh.....Put the earplug back in, your brains are leaking out again.

[keg in kc]

Grey matter/offwhite goo. Not much difference.

[Logical]

I don't want to read the entire thread but was this student literally engaged in pocket pool or did he actually have it out and was whacking it for everyone to see?

[Jenny Gump]

I don't want to read the entire thread but was this student literally engaged in pocket pool or did he actually have it out and was whacking it for everyone to see?

This is why I adore Vlad.

[keg in kc]

I was going more for the old "Quayle's wife blowing in his ear" joke... but, whatever.It's late and I'm sober. Ugly combination.

[Mr. Kotter]

I don't want to read the entire thread but was this student literally engaged in pocket pool or did he actually have it out and was whacking it for everyone to see?

ROFL

He was....eh, "discrete".....kinda.

Baggy pants, with a small pup tent as he left....too bad Khaki's show moisture pretty quickly. He had no chance of denial at that point....

[keg in kc]

Oh man, now we've crossed the line.

[Mr. Kotter]

Oh man, now we've crossed the line.

That would be a first, here....

[keg in kc]

Not quite yet... but, I'm working on it.Good work, that.

[Logical]

Oh man, now we've crossed the line.You know you were just not quite ready to ask.

[SLAG]

damn the whole time i thought he was playing this

http://www.9ballpool.co.uk/images/amazon/B000059WZT.02.MZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Mr. Kotter]

He should've gotten the Stain Defender khaki's. Then Kotter could've stared at the kid's crotch all day and not noticed.

ROFL

Hardly...no pun intended.

Actually, as I wrote the pass with him standing in front of my desk, me seated....it was difficult not to notice. Especially after a few small girls squealed......"Ooooooooooohhhhhhhh! That's sick!"

[keg in kc]

with him standing in front of my desk, me seated....it was difficult not to notice.

Love is in the air...

[Mr. Kotter]

Love is in the air...

ROFL THAT would be Clayton...

It was all I could do to keep from not laughing out loud until the kids were out of the room....I was literally laughing so hard, I was crying as I recounted it later to colleagues.

[Mr. Kotter]

I think Kotter's making this worse with the truth than any of us could try to.

Often, real life is more difficult to believe than fiction.... :shake:

[keg in kc]

What a difference a word makesUntil the kids were out of the room....I was literally so hard, I was crying as I recounted it later to colleagues.

[Mr. Kotter]

What a difference a word makes

ROFL


:spock:


Wait, you mean ME..... :hmmm:



:cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

[keg in kc]

You wear a trenchcoat to work, don't you.

[Mr. Kotter]

You wear a trenchcoat to work, don't you.

You got me...

[Jenson71]

When did you decide to become a teacher, Rob?

[Mr. Kotter]

When did you decide to become a teacher, Rob?

Thought about it in HS; didn't become serious until I was about 26....

[Jenson71]

Thought about it in HS; didn't become serious until I was about 26....

Why'd you want to become a teacher?

[Mr. Kotter]

When he found out he could stare at young boys crotches and get away with it... even occassionally write them notes... I'm guessing.

If I catch a glimpse of somone, it's definitely not the boys. You're confusing me with the band and music teachers, heh....

But as I said earlier, they all seem like children to me, so even the very attractive girls don't inspire anything more than, "She's very attractive" sorts of thoughts....

[Mr. Kotter]

Why'd you want to become a teacher?

Uh, to teach. :shrug:

I enjoy academia, and working with kids; I like seeing them learn, grow, and improve.... yadda, yadda.....

If you are going somewhere with this, just be direct....

[Jenson71]

How direct would you like me to be?

[Jenson71]

How direct would you like me to be?

Okay, just kidding. No I'm just wondering cause I think I've a calling for teaching.

[Jenson71]

Being in high school, I often wonder what those teachers talk about privately when they're at lunch or something.

[Jenson71]

Being in high school, I often wonder what those teachers talk about privately when they're at lunch or something.

This would make a great satirical film.

[Mr. Kotter]

Okay, just kidding. No I'm just wondering cause I think I've a calling for teaching.

From what I've seen of you here, I can see it. Go for it....but be well aware of the financial sacrifice involved. It's substantial, given the education that is required of you....compared to similarly educated professionals, even when you adjust salaries to a per hour basis. I figure it works out to about $25-30 per hour...similar occupations and education will earn twice that, easily.

It's easy to be idealistic and say, eh....I can live off that. Kids and family can change that though; and the economic reality is driving a lot of good teachers out of the profession....in droves.

[Mr. Kotter]

This would make a great satirical film.

It would be.....I've got enough anecdotes for a decent short book already....

[Jenson71]

I like that "go to inner city school and the system will pay off your college loans" plan.

[Mr. Kotter]

Being in high school, I often wonder what those teachers talk about privately when they're at lunch or something.

Eh, the same things as other people.....some bitch and complain, I try to avoid them for the most part. I try to hang with those who are positive and have a sense of humor, and can find the lighter side to some serious and some sad situations--but never, ever, in a mean-spirited sort of way.

All but a very few teachers I know, are professional, intelligent, and have kids and their well-being as their foremost priority. But it's not that way everywhere; we have a good district and good kids, overall. You gotta enjoy what you do, and 90% of the time I love going to work--look forward to getting to school. To me, that's important. However, the finances are causing me to rethink my options....

[Mr. Kotter]

I like that "go to inner city school and the system will pay off your college loans" plan.

Just know what you are getting into. I greatly admire teachers who can do that well. The broken homes, dysfunctional families, poverty, lack of respect for education in those neighborhoods, and the financial constraints of some of those districts make "teaching" in those schools really tough. It almost becomes more of a "let's get this kid to care about school, and understand the importance of education, and help them to make good choices" kind of job. It shouldn't be that way, but first things come first. If kids don't like school or care about getting a diploma or see the "light" at the end of the tunnel.....they aren't going to learn what you are teaching them. Unfortunately, that means the real academics and education they get....tends to be substandard.

I don't know if I'm making sense or not....but.....that's my view.

[Jenson71]

All but a very few teachers I know, are professional, intelligent, and have kids and their well-being as their foremost priority. But it's not that way everywhere; we have a good district and good kids, overall. You gotta enjoy what you do, and 90% of the time I love going to work--look forward to getting to school. To me, that's important. However, the finances are causing me to rethink my options....

Iowa teachers make an average 28K I read. That's just too little for me. A science teacher at my school has been there for over 15 years, makes $35K. Still doesn't look good.

[Demonpenz]

sometimes i would just slide a half empty bottle of vapor rub in my pants and just go at it in the library. Everyone just thought i had a cold.

[Mr. Kotter]

Iowa teachers make an average 28K I read. That's just too little for me. A science teacher at my school has been there for over 15 years, makes $35K. Still doesn't look good.

It's discouraging, that's for sure. If you get married, and the wife is a professional....two decent salaries put you in the 60-70K or more range, which you should be able to be "comfortable" with....but it's certainly not lavish, in the least. Then kids and childcare costs, and medical expenses with kids can really eat into that....and you begin to look around and say, "I have more education......I work harder..... I am more intelligent....and have better interpersonal and communicative skills than a whole lot of people" who make a whole lot more money than you will. That's tough. But money isn't everything either.....depends on one's priorities.

I gotta hit the rack, Jens. PM me if you have questions. I'd be happy to share my thoughts....good night.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

It's discouraging, that's for sure. If you get married, and the wife is a professional....two decent salaries put you in the 60-70K or more range, which you should be able to be "comfortable" with....but it's certainly not lavish, in the least. Then kids and childcare costs, and medical expenses with kids can really eat into that....and you begin to look around and say, "I have more education......I work harder..... I am more intelligent....and have better interpersonal and communicative skills than a whole lot of people" who make a whole lot more money than you will. That's tough. But money isn't everything either.....depends on one's priorities.

I gotta hit the rack, Jens. PM me if you have questions. I'd be happy to share my thoughts....good night.

If it makes you feel any better, the stipend that I get for teaching College Freshman Comp is 7900 bucks.

On a brighter note, perhaps your kid was just trying to get a section 8, like Handjob in FMJ.

[Mr. Kotter]

sometimes i would just slide a half empty bottle of vapor rub in my pants and just go at it in the library. Everyone just thought i had a cold.

Hope you didn't ever mistake the Icy Hot for Vicks.....heh. :p

If it makes you feel any better, the stipend that I get for teaching College Freshman Comp is 7900 bucks.

On a brighter note, perhaps your kid was just trying to get a section 8, like Handjob in FMJ.

If you're a TA who's younger, and getting tuition and fees paid along with it, that's not a bad deal....

I think the section 8 is only for military folks, heh.

UPDATE:

I'm already hearing from students that the dude won a $100 bet with a kid that he would do it....like I said, he's a pretty "normal" kid otherwise really, so that would surprise me.

If he was that hard up for $100 bucks, I don't know whether to pity him, or admire him.... :hmmm:

[SLAG]

UPDATE:

I'm already hearing from students that the dude won a $100 bet with a kid that he would do it....like I said, he's a pretty "normal" kid otherwise really, so that would surprise me.

If he was that hard up for $100 bucks, I don't know whether to pity him, or admire him.... :hmmm:
When I was in HS.

Id get a plate full of nothing but condiments and tell everyone that if there was enuff money on the table i would smash my face in the condiments.

It would be a Concotion of Ketchup, Mustard, Mayo, BBq Sauce, and what ever else we could find that day.

Usally worth a good 20-40 bucks.

Not bad for just having to wash your face.

[Boozer]

Hope you didn't ever mistake the Icy Hot for Vicks.....heh. :p



If you're a TA who's younger, and getting tuition and fees paid along with it, that's not a bad deal....

I think the section 8 is only for military folks, heh.

UPDATE:

I'm already hearing from students that the dude won a $100 bet with a kid that he would do it....like I said, he's a pretty "normal" kid otherwise really, so that would surprise me.

If he was that hard up for $100 bucks, I don't know whether to pity him, or admire him.... :hmmm:

$100 for snapping one off...This kid get suspended? So he gets off, gets a hundy, and gets to miss school? Genious.

[chagrin]

"You don't have to worry about me sir, I won a contest."

[Mr. Kotter]

When I was in HS.

Id get a plate full of nothing but condiments and tell everyone that if there was enuff money on the table i would smash my face in the condiments.

It would be a Concotion of Ketchup, Mustard, Mayo, BBq Sauce, and what ever else we could find that day.

Usally worth a good 20-40 bucks.

Not bad for just having to wash your face.

:hmmm: I suppose; just a trip to the restroom....

How much would it have taken you to do what this kid did, though? :spock:

I can't imagine that.... :shake:

[Mr. Kotter]

$100 for snapping one off...This kid get suspended? So he gets off, gets a hundy, and gets to miss school? Genious.

Yeah. I just hope it doesn't start a trend.... :shake:

[Boozer]

Yeah. I just hope it doesn't start a trend.... :shake:

Think of the upside. With enough experience, you might be able to parlay this into a porn set cleaning job in the summers. I hear the San Fernando Valley is great that time of year.

[el borracho]

My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

[Mr. Kotter]

Think of the upside. With enough experience, you might be able to parlay this into a porn set cleaning job in the summers. I hear the San Fernando Valley is great that time of year.

:Lin:

:shake:


That mental image is gonna scar me for life. :banghead:

[sedated]

"You don't have to worry about me sir, I won a contest."

I think this qulaifies as the anti-"contest"


i can't belieive someone would shame themselves for life for $100.

he should have to register as a sex offender, like that guy who f*cked a sheep.

[Mr. Kotter]

In my HS biology class we dissected a squid. Some dude at a squid's eye... remember, these things had been in formaldehyde or whatever... for something ridiculous like 5 or 10 dollars.

He got sick later in the day. I'm guessing he regrets taking that bet.

:Lin:

At least he still had his dignity, which is more than this kid's gonna be able to say.....

[Katipan]

:Lin:

:shake:


That mental image is gonna scar me for life. :banghead:


HEY!

The Valley is beautiful. :p

[Mr. Kotter]

Heh... do any students at your school know you post on this site?

Can't wait for word to spread through the halls that the Masturbating Bandit is "internet famous".

Nope. No one I know, knows--that I know of....heh (except the IT guy who's given me tips to avoid having the site "flagged.") That's been by design. ;)

HEY!

The Valley is beautiful. :p

It's not the Valley, it's the cleaning of the "set" that would be frightening. :shake:

[SLAG]

Nope. No one I know, knows--that I know of....heh (except the IT guy who's given me tips to avoid having the site "flagged.") That's been by design. ;)



It's not the Valley, it's the cleaning of the "set" that would be frightening. :shake:


What are those tips?

[Mr. Kotter]

What are those tips?

With our firewall and software... he said just interchange using my login with using the "guest" login....change "usernames" on the site, every other day or so....change computers, or at least logins, every few hours....

Our system isn't as sophisticated as a lot of businesses though....:shrug:

[Seek]

My 8th grade teacher pleasured herself once in front of the whole class but rubbing her Taco over the corner a desk over and over while giving a lecture. Like we didn't know what she was doing.

[Mr. Kotter]

ROFL Hahahaha.... so it's all been at the IT guy's suggestion, huh?

ROFL

Not at all. It just reinforced the idea. :D

[Mr. Kotter]

My 8th grade teacher pleasured herself once in front of the whole class but rubbing her Taco over the corner a desk over and over while giving a lecture. Like we didn't know what she was doing.

Wish my 8th Grade English teach had done that....she was hot.

[mike_b_284]

Was it $1000 or $100, I would do it for a grand. How much trouble did he get in. Three day vacation from school and $1000.00 doesn't sound like a bad deal.

[sedated]

what's the big deal?

I rub one out at my desk every day.

keep it in a jar in the fridge, next to my boss' pudding snacks.

[Jilly]

so, in Grad School, this guy I knew decided it would be funny if in the middle of class he started spanking it. He grabbed his leather coat and layed it over his lap....I was sitting in back of him and looked over his shoulder and he actually showed it to me....I have no idea if he finished.. I didn't know if I should laugh or cry. It's good to know guys like that grow up??!

[Mr. Kotter]

so, in Grad School, this guy I knew decided it would be funny if in the middle of class he started spanking it. He grabbed his leather coat and layed it over his lap....I was sitting in back of him and looked over his shoulder and he actually showed it to me....I have no idea if he finished.. I didn't know if I should laugh or cry. It's good to know guys like that grow up??!

You didn't offer to help him? :shake:

:p

[Extra Point]

My 8th grade teacher pleasured herself once in front of the whole class but rubbing her Taco over the corner a desk over and over while giving a lecture. Like we didn't know what she was doing.

Wasn't English class, was it? Must have had the same teacher.

[The Bad Guy]

The only really good HS stories I have were:

Freshman year shop class. This smoking hot sophomore was a total whore. The teacher left, she gets up and says she'll dance and strip for all the boys for dollar a piece. Everyone immediately got their dollars.

The girl goes into the side classroom and takes off her top and hikes up her skirt and the shop teacher comes in.

The girl starts crying and I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself.

11th grade in English, the teacher caught a girl giving a handjob in the back of the class. It was hysterical because she caught them just as he was finishing. She got manchowder all over the sleeve of her sweater.

Ahh, high school.

[Seek]

Wasn't English class, was it? Must have had the same teacher.

Actually yes it was English class. Did you attend a private school north of the river?

[Rain Man]

The only really good HS stories I have were:

Freshman year shop class. This smoking hot sophomore was a total whore. The teacher left, she gets up and says she'll dance and strip for all the boys for dollar a piece. Everyone immediately got their dollars.

The girl goes into the side classroom and takes off her top and hikes up her skirt and the shop teacher comes in.

The girl starts crying and I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself.




So did the teacher kick in a buck too, or did he stop the process?