2nd Honeymoon Wardrobe... what should I wear?

[Braincase]

OK, flying to Las Vegas tomorrow, staying at the Hilton there... catching a show Saturday night ("O" at the Bellagio), and flying home Sunday around lunchtime.

I want to look good for my lady, but full plastic surgery to become a swimsuit model is out of the question.

I'm thinking along the lines of silk, denim and leather, with maybe a black cashmere sport coat for the show. What do you think?

[Phobia]

Red Crocs.

[Phobia]

HAHAHAHA First.

[Phobia]

Oh - congrats, BTW.

She doesn't care what you wear. Mix in some color. That will shock her.

[keg in kc]

I'd go with assless chaps, your dong hanging out the front with all your chest hair shaved to create a giant downward-pointing arrow.

[ck_IN]

Ok you're on a 2nd honeymoon and you're going someplace where people actually wear clothes? The only thing worse then that is doing that on a 1st honeymoon.

If you're on a trip and the word honeymoon is involved her wardrobe should start and end with bikini. Trunks and a tshirt for you.

[ck_IN]

Keg that's a mental image I <b>did not</b> need. Thanks.

[keg in kc]

I live to serve.

[Donger]

I'm thinking along the lines of silk, denim and leather, with maybe a black cashmere sport coat for the show.

Silk? What would a man wear that is silk, other than a tie?

I'm not being a smartass. I'm quite the retart when it comes to clothes.

[keg in kc]

Silk boxers.

[sedated]

since I have no idea what you look like, I'll assume you're fat as hell.

I'd go with a mumu and house slippers.

or one of those gettups women in the MIddle East wear that covers their face

[Donger]

Silk boxers.

Oh yeah. I've got two of those, I think.

But, I assume that he wasn't referring to underwear.

Less'n he's a weirdo.

[Braincase]

Red Crocs.

Dear god... I have a pain in my gut.

[keg in kc]

But, I assume that he wasn't referring to underwear.I think he was referring to underwear when he said 'leather'.

[ct]

Honeymoon = birthday suits, don't leave the hotel room.

[Braincase]

Oh yeah. I've got two of those, I think.

But, I assume that he wasn't referring to underwear.

Less'n he's a weirdo.

I have a nice, comfortable silk and lycra black t-shirt I really like.
I'm big, but I wouldn't classify mysef, as sedated so kindly put it, "fat as hell". 6'2", 267, working my way south.

[Donger]

I think he was referring to underwear when he said 'leather'.

ROFL

I just asked my wife if I still own any silk boxers. She said, "No, honey. I threw them away." Naturally, I asked why. Her response: "Because, you idiot, you used to get erections from the silky friction when we were out in public!"

I love that woman.

[keg in kc]

Get yourself a pair of stirrups, drench your chrome dome in ky and say "honey, I've always wanted to try this". Make sure you have a camera for the look on her face.

[keg in kc]

"Because, you idiot, you used to get erections from the silky friction when we were out in public!"Yes, the inherent danger of the silk unmentionables.

[Donger]

I have a nice, comfortable silk and lycra black t-shirt I really like.
I'm big, but I wouldn't classify mysef, as sedated so kindly put it, "fat as hell". 6'2", 267, working my way south.

Oh. Aren't most lycra products skin-tight?

[Braincase]

Oh. Aren't most lycra products skin-tight?

Yeah, but this has just a little bit of lycra to give the shirt a nice fit.

And in my case, black t-shirts are typically worn underneath another article of clothing, unless it has a band name on it.

[Donger]

And in my case, black t-shirts are typically worn underneath another article of clothing, unless it has a band name on it.

So, they are not skin-tight?

[dtrain]

A nice bright Hawaiian shirth a pair of speedos black socks and sandals and to top it all off a man purse! Smokin!

[Jilly]

A nice pair of dark bootcut jeans, a pink button down shirt, and a khaki blazer.... just shave your balls, be sure and scrub underneath, and don't wear underwear.

[chiefs4me]

Silk? What would a man wear that is silk, other than a tie?

I'm not being a smartass. I'm quite the retart when it comes to clothes.





more importantly...what are you doing????? I knew you lied to me again......:deevee:

[Baby Lee]

A nice pair of dark bootcut jeans, a pink button down shirt, and a khaki blazer.... just shave your balls, be sure and scrub underneath, and don't wear underwear.
Shaved, no underwear, and denim

AP - Dateline 02/17/05 - Chiefsplanet denizen bursts into flame in crotchal region in misguided attempt at romanticism.

[Jilly]

I'm not a guy, so does that hurt? If it does...don't do it. Well, don't shave anyways, but always ALWAYS scrub underneath!!!

[Baby Lee]

I'm not a guy, so does that hurt? If it does...don't do it. Well, don't shave anyways, but always ALWAYS scrub underneath!!!
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