Where is the complaint department? [Archive]

Chief Pote

02-20-2006, 11:14 AM

The offseason is a mother ****er. You people sure post some senseless crap. Isn't there anything interesting going on in the world?

RedNFeisty

02-20-2006, 11:22 AM

Why don't you enlighten us since we are so senseless? We evidently have no worldly knowledge or no idea what current events are taking place.

Stupid dumb ****, perhaps some of us come here for useless nonsense. Me for example, if I wanted to read about current events I would got to MSN.com or some other news site. Or I might check out the Political thread.

Hootie

02-20-2006, 11:24 AM

dude, they found a cure for AIDS...

BigMeatballDave

02-20-2006, 11:24 AM

That is just the way it is here. Love it or leave it.

Scaga

02-20-2006, 11:27 AM

The complaint department????
Oh yeah...sure...it's here:

www.orangemane.com

Send them our regards.

chagrin

02-20-2006, 11:31 AM

It gets worse dude, you might ought to hang out somewhere else online for a while. Then again there IS the draft forum, lots of football talk there, but I have to warn you - you probably should actually know something about football to hang out in there, or just copy and paste a bunch of mock draft links...

chagrin

02-20-2006, 11:32 AM

P.S. there is a decent thread about the CHIEFS younger players just a few down from this one.

Chief Pote

02-20-2006, 11:34 AM

Temper, temper folks.

Lzen

02-20-2006, 11:35 AM

Yes sir, there is a complaint dept. Here is the link.

www.gof***yourself.com

:D enjoy

Katipan

02-20-2006, 11:35 AM

troll, troll, troll, folks.

RedNFeisty

02-20-2006, 11:35 AM

It is a PMS'ing thing!

Hootie

02-20-2006, 11:38 AM

troll, troll, troll, folks.
so, who ISN'T a troll?

Chief Pote

02-20-2006, 11:41 AM

jspchief

02-20-2006, 11:43 AM

That is just the way it is here. Love it or leave it.Actually, that says it best.

This place is what it is.

Katipan

02-20-2006, 11:47 AM

so, who ISN'T a troll?

Everyone that didn't register in January 06.

Chief Pote

02-20-2006, 11:49 AM

Everyone that didn't register in January 06.

Oh come on...what's the definition of a "troll"?

BigRedChief

02-20-2006, 11:50 AM

The offseason is a mother ****er. You people sure post some senseless crap. Isn't there anything interesting going on in the world?

http://www.forumspile.com/Newbie-Bad.jpg

Katipan

02-20-2006, 11:52 AM

Oh come on...what's the definition of a "troll"?

The act of posting for a negative reaction.

The sad little obsessive people that populate the Internet.

The ugly things in Willow.

Chief Pote

02-20-2006, 11:52 AM

http://www.forumspile.com/Newbie-Bad.jpg

ROFL ROFL Newbie likey!

Hootie

02-20-2006, 11:53 AM

Everyone that didn't register in January 06.
well mother ****er

Chief Pote

02-20-2006, 11:54 AM

The act of posting for a negative reaction.

The sad little obsessive people that populate the Internet.

The ugly things in Willow.

I like that...well said. Hmmmm, now which one do I pick?

Chief Pote

02-20-2006, 11:55 AM

well mother ****er

Sorry Hootie....I think I started something I can't finish.

Hootie

02-20-2006, 11:59 AM

Sorry Hootie....I think I started something I can't finish.
well obviously the more posts one has the more knowledge one possesses. That's internet common sense.

KChiefsQT

02-20-2006, 12:07 PM

well mother ****er
That's Miss Mother****er to you, Hootie.

Clint in Wichita

02-20-2006, 12:09 PM

troll, troll, troll, folks.

Maybe, but at least his dumb f_cking topic won't rack up 1,000 useless replies and be on the front page for 2 weeks.

RedNFeisty

02-20-2006, 12:09 PM

Why is when people walk into your living room and take a shit in the middle of the floor they are shocked by the reaction they get?

This is our house, if you don't like the people or the clutter, I hope the door splinters in your ass on your way out!

SPchief

02-20-2006, 12:10 PM

well obviously the more posts one has the more knowledge one possesses. That's internet common sense.

Actually, I go by the rule that if someone looks like a dipshit, acts like a dipshit, and talks like a dipshit. Well you are probably a dipshit.

Hootie

02-20-2006, 12:11 PM

That's Miss Mother****er to you, Hootie.
My bad.

Hootie

02-20-2006, 12:11 PM

Actually, I go by the rule that if someone looks like a dipshit, acts like a dipshit, and talks like a dipshit. Well you are probably a dipshit.
So, what does a dipshit look like?! Care to do a google image search for me?

Hootie

02-20-2006, 12:12 PM

So, what does a dipshit look like?! Care to do a google image search for me?
oh and posting a picture of Darius Rucker isn't going to do it for me, but I like the thought process...

Predarat

02-20-2006, 12:12 PM

Maybe, but at least his dumb f_cking topic won't rack up 1,000 useless replies and be on the front page for 2 weeks.
Its a slow day at the office today so I could find that thread and bump it up for you if you like.

KChiefsQT

02-20-2006, 12:13 PM

My bad.
Yeah... it is. Facts straight before you start throwing blows, maam.

Clint in Wichita

02-20-2006, 12:17 PM

I'm sure he'd be in favor of it. You certainly wouldn't find that many of those useless replies are him being a dipshit.

Sorry I offended your chick! ROFL

Katipan

02-20-2006, 12:18 PM

Maybe, but at least his dumb f_cking topic won't rack up 1,000 useless replies and be on the front page for 2 weeks.

Holy shit, you're still bitter.

I think it's awesome more people embrace our short happiness over your lengthy ugliness.

chagrin

02-20-2006, 12:23 PM

Maybe, but at least his dumb f_cking topic won't rack up 1,000 useless replies and be on the front page for 2 weeks.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Phobia

02-20-2006, 12:25 PM

So, what does a dipshit look like?! Care to do a google image search for me?
http://xdd.xanga.com/5ad88b6163d3130670458/b21406700.jpg

Hootie

02-20-2006, 12:26 PM

http://xdd.xanga.com/5ad88b6163d3130670458/b21406700.jpg
the xanga.com says it all...

Dartgod

02-20-2006, 12:29 PM

So, what does a dipshit look like?! Care to do a google image search for me?
Look here..

http://www.madlantern.com/clipart/clips/glamour/hand-mirror.gif

Hootie

02-20-2006, 12:32 PM

Look here..

http://www.madlantern.com/clipart/clips/glamour/hand-mirror.gif
through a magnifying glass?

SPchief

02-20-2006, 12:33 PM

through a magnifying glass?

We don't need to know what you use to find your pecker.

chagrin

02-20-2006, 12:33 PM

That's fuggin hilarious phobia!!!

Hootie

02-20-2006, 12:33 PM

I knew the google image search idea was going to somehow turn into this. Great idea Rick, great idea.

Hootie

02-20-2006, 12:34 PM

We don't need to know what you use to find your pecker.
why would I want to find something that serves me no purpose?!

COME ON, KEEP 'EM COMING!

SPchief

02-20-2006, 12:36 PM

Its gotta be matrix

Braincase

02-20-2006, 12:37 PM

We have a report out of Arrowhead that Boomer Grigsby has a pimple on his ass... film at 11...

Dartgod

02-20-2006, 12:37 PM

through a magnifying glass?
Ummmm, that's a mirror. :spock:

Chief Pote

02-20-2006, 12:38 PM

Come on Hootie...I started this useless thread and you're taking the heat.

Hootie

02-20-2006, 12:39 PM

Ummmm, that's a mirror. :spock:
well, it should've been obvious that I knew it was a mirror, especially to such a scholar like yourself.

Hootie

02-20-2006, 12:41 PM

Come on Hootie...I started this useless thread and you're taking the heat.
taking the heat?! If this is heat, then these people are featherweights. I get better flaming at ratemybody.com than over here.

OH I CAN ONLY GUESS WHAT THE NEXT POST IS GOING TO BE!

Dartgod

02-20-2006, 12:43 PM

well, it should've been obvious that I knew it was a mirror, especially to such a scholar like yourself.
Sorry, I was thrown off the trail when you called it an magnifying glass. :rolleyes:

SPchief

02-20-2006, 12:46 PM

well, it should've been obvious that I knew it was a mirror, especially to such a scholar like yourself.

luv

02-20-2006, 12:47 PM

You can tell the children are out of school today.

Hootie

02-20-2006, 12:47 PM

Sorry, I was thrown off the trail when you called it an magnifying glass. :rolleyes:
It should be obvious to someone so amazingly intelligent why I referred to it as a magnifying glass. Let's think about it.

I ask someone to do a google image search and show me what a dipshit looks like. I quickly reply saying a picture of Darius Rucker, Hootie and the Blowfish, wasn't what I was looking for. So, mr. funny guy decides to post a picture of a hand-mirror. Now, instead of admitting that it was a decent post, I instead play dumb and play it off as if it's a magnifying glass. Why you ask?! Because I'm just THAT good at the internet. I'm like, the Cheryl Miller of chiefsplanet.com. The male version of Cheryl Miller, anyways. Call me Reggie, if it's easier to remember.

SPchief

02-20-2006, 12:48 PM

wow, just wow

Hootie

02-20-2006, 12:49 PM

well, you know you have people truly stumped when they can only come up with the coveted 'JPG' replies. It's like the ultimate compliment. Yes, yes, I know I'm amazing at the internet.

Dartgod

02-20-2006, 12:49 PM

It should be obvious to someone so amazingly intelligent why I referred to it as a magnifying glass. Let's think about it.

I ask someone to do a google image search and show me what a dipshit looks like. I quickly reply saying a picture of Darius Rucker, Hootie and the Blowfish, wasn't what I was looking for. So, mr. funny guy decides to post a picture of a hand-mirror. Now, instead of admitting that it was a decent post, I instead play dumb and play it off as if it's a magnifying glass. Why you ask?! Because I'm just THAT good at the internet. I'm like, the Cheryl Miller of chiefsplanet.com. The male version of Cheryl Miller, anyways. Call me Reggie, if it's easier to remember.
I'm speechless...

SPchief

02-20-2006, 12:50 PM

great job, want a cookie??

Hootie

02-20-2006, 12:52 PM

I'm speechless...
that's ok, just flash another one of those JPG's that used to be funny back in 1999!

Hootie

02-20-2006, 12:52 PM

great job, want a cookie??
your originality is just, dumbfounding.

luv

02-20-2006, 12:53 PM

well, you know you have people truly stumped when they can only come up with the coveted 'JPG' replies. It's like the ultimate compliment. Yes, yes, I know I'm amazing at the internet.
Great. Go master something else.

Hootie

02-20-2006, 12:54 PM

Great. Go master something else.
someone didn't get her lunch break yet!

luv

02-20-2006, 12:56 PM

someone didn't get her lunch break yet!
Someone must need to get laid. Taking frustrations out on us poor, unintelligent losers on the internet? :shake:

If I give you a quarter, will you go buy a clue?

vailpass

02-20-2006, 12:57 PM

I got your Complaint Department:

Hootie

02-20-2006, 12:59 PM

Someone must need to get laid. Taking frustrations out on us poor, unintelligent losers on the internet? :shake:

If I give you a quarter, will you go buy a clue?
ONE NINE HUNDRED, NINETY-SEVEN, JENNY!

luv

02-20-2006, 01:02 PM

ONE NINE HUNDRED, NINETY-SEVEN, JENNY!
Just so you know, my self-esteem is in tact. I just happen to be shy. If you really think you're insulting me, you're only fooling yourself. You can keep trying though. Your pathetic attempts are halfway entertaining.

Clint in Wichita

02-20-2006, 01:55 PM

Holy shit, you're still bitter.

I think it's awesome more people embrace our short happiness over your lengthy ugliness.

ROFL

Katipan

02-20-2006, 01:57 PM

ROFL

Dartgod

02-20-2006, 02:13 PM

ROFL ROFL

BigRedChief

02-21-2006, 12:13 AM

great job, want a cookie??
Someone say
http://www.forumspile.com/Cookie-Loads.jpg

listopencil

02-21-2006, 12:25 AM

NSFW

I heard the complaint department is located at

http://goatse.ragingfist.net/

Maybe you should check into it.

Logical

02-21-2006, 12:29 AM

The offseason is a mother ****er. You people sure post some senseless crap. Isn't there anything interesting going on in the world?Clearly not in your thread.

J Diddy

02-21-2006, 12:32 AM

that's ok, just flash another one of those JPG's that used to be funny back in 1999!

or post another post that never was......

J Diddy

02-21-2006, 12:33 AM

Clearly not in your thread.

I'm thinking we need an official Chiefsplanet department of immigration. They are over running the borders.

Bugeater

02-21-2006, 12:45 AM

Wow, a spam post right off the bat. He didn't waste any time.

Miles

02-21-2006, 01:02 AM

The pig says "my wife is a slut."

Ultra Peanut

02-21-2006, 01:07 AM

well, you know you have people truly stumped when they can only come up with the coveted 'JPG' replies. It's like the ultimate compliment. Yes, yes, I know I'm amazing at the internet.Amazering.s

Rausch

02-21-2006, 01:12 AM

The offseason is a mother ****er. You people sure post some senseless crap. Isn't there anything interesting going on in the world?

Somewhere, some chick is getting hamm5r5d by a goat.

Thanks for playing...

greg63

02-21-2006, 01:13 AM

Someone must need to get laid. Taking frustrations out on us poor, unintelligent losers on the internet? :shake:

If I give you a quarter, will you go buy a clue?

Ya mean a brain, Luv, a brain. :D

J Diddy

02-21-2006, 01:20 AM

Somewhere, some chick is getting hamm5r5d by a goat.

Thanks for playing...

Somehow I find that coming up quite a bit short of interesting.

Rausch

02-21-2006, 03:19 AM

Somehow I find that coming up quite a bit short of interesting.

Says the guy with an avatar of a dog who bangs chicks.....

Rausch

02-21-2006, 03:25 AM

BigRedChief

02-21-2006, 09:21 AM

I have a complaint..............

Why hasn't Steak and Blowjob Day become an "Official" Planet holiday?

Chief Pote

02-21-2006, 10:59 AM

Clearly not in your thread.

I know...I'm standing off in the corner and watching. My only mission was to reach 100 posts. Oh how close it is.

ROYC75

02-21-2006, 11:01 AM

The offseason is a mother ****er. You people sure post some senseless crap. Isn't there anything interesting going on in the world?

WPI ............

Chief Pote

02-21-2006, 11:17 AM

I started a thread when I hit 100 posts. Ah, those were the days...

Sorry Mr. Delt....may I call you Mr. Delt? I'm really feeling like a major noob right about now.

Wile_E_Coyote

02-21-2006, 12:04 PM

The offseason is a mother ****er. You people sure post some senseless crap. Isn't there anything interesting going on in the world?

if you're wanting to be entertained, check out other teams sites. The IndyStar board was a riot after the Colts lost to the Steelers. The Steeler & Pat fans made those bastards miserable. It has just calmed down in the last couple of weeks.

With the Rickey mess Finheaven is good for a chuckle right now