This is how to write a marriage contract

[ChiefsFan4Life]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

I'm not sure what kept the wife from signing it but to each his own...

[SPchief]

Wow, just WOW

[way2kalm]

It's a great post, but you're just a week too late.

[Skip Towne]

Women should be required to walk 3 paces behind their man. Except Filipino women in which case it is 5 paces.

[jspchief]

Very thorough on how he likes his "lawn" kept.

[dilligaf]

I dont see what the problem is. :harumph:

[dj56dt58]

I dont see what the problem is. :harumph:
The only problem I see is that he couldn't figure out a way to trick her into signing it. Not all that bright I guess is he?