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dj56dt58
02-25-2006, 07:52 PM
then start a new one.

If the Chiefs had kept Donnie Edwards...

FAX
02-25-2006, 07:55 PM
... I would give my labrador retriever a noogie!

Then I would open up a can of whoop ass ...

Skip Towne
02-25-2006, 07:56 PM
.....then n00bs wouldn't be starting threads about it.

SLAG
02-25-2006, 07:56 PM
Lional Dalton Might have had Multiple Sacks

dj56dt58
02-25-2006, 08:00 PM
Lional Dalton Might have had Multiple Sacks
might have helped him out..a little

If Dick Vermeil had decided to stay one more year...

RedThat
02-25-2006, 08:03 PM
then start a new one.

If the Chiefs had kept Donnie Edwards...

they would have never got Shawn Barber. And would possibly have the best LBing corps in the league.

cdcox
02-25-2006, 08:14 PM
This thread is working out about as well as goat cheese's age poll.

Hoover
02-25-2006, 08:26 PM
This thread is working out about as well as goat cheese's age poll.
that he posted.

Hey who...

Frankie
02-25-2006, 08:30 PM
Donnie Edwards is over-rated..... and HISTORY.

GET OVER IT.

blueballs
02-25-2006, 08:33 PM
Donnie Edwards is over-rated..... and HISTORY.

GET OVER IT.


...he is a Charger now.

Smoke on the water

chefsos
02-25-2006, 08:36 PM
...he is a Charger now.

Smoke on the water
..fire in the sky.

If Ryan Sims realizes his potential at DT...

Mr. Laz
02-25-2006, 09:24 PM
nothing would of changed

4th and Long
02-25-2006, 09:40 PM
This thread is working out about as well as goat cheese's age poll.
ROFL ROFL ROFL

ArrowheadHawk
02-25-2006, 10:38 PM
..fire in the sky.

If Ryan Sims realizes his potential at DT...
..he wouldn't be a bust.

if Carl had retired with vermeil...

Dunit35
02-25-2006, 10:41 PM
..he wouldn't be a bust.

if Carl had retired with vermeil...


we'd have a new GM.

If gochiefs ever got himself a piece...

ArrowheadHawk
02-25-2006, 10:42 PM
we'd have a new GM.

If gochiefs ever got himself a piece...
...hell would freeze over.

If endelt missed a day of posting....

chubychecker
02-25-2006, 10:53 PM
He might have a love life.

If a noob posts disparaging remarks about an old-timer.....

blueballs
02-25-2006, 11:01 PM
He might have a love life.

If a noob posts disparaging remarks about an old-timer.....


they would not know it because they have no idea what disparaging means.

Bryant Gumble heard there was black ice at the Winter Olympics..

Mr. Kotter
02-25-2006, 11:05 PM
they would not know it because they have no idea what disparaging means.

Bryant Gumble heard there was black ice at the Winter Olympics..

and thought the Zamboni blew a gasket.

Damn, it's getting late and I really should go to bed....

Rausch
02-25-2006, 11:16 PM
Damn, it's getting late and I really should go to bed....

...before Rausch gets completely toxic and starts ripping on unsuspecting n000bs.

Damn, with only 8 beers left...

luv
02-25-2006, 11:24 PM
...before Rausch gets completely toxic and starts ripping on unsuspecting n000bs.

Damn, with only 8 beers left...
....even gochiefs is starting to look sexy.

The last thing I remember before passing out was...

plbrdude
02-25-2006, 11:28 PM
....even gochiefs is starting to look sexy.

The last thing I remember before passing out was...



.......headlights. Now I'm wondering

Smed1065
02-25-2006, 11:29 PM
....even gochiefs is starting to look sexy.

The last thing I remember before passing out was...

...hugging and kissing the toilet

Much to my surprise when I woke...

Simply Red
02-25-2006, 11:29 PM
Then we would know if he is Black,White,Mixed or Latino.

greg63
02-25-2006, 11:39 PM
.....then n00bs wouldn't be starting threads about it.

ROFL

...And, Skip wouldn't have to point this out. :D

Mr. Kotter
02-25-2006, 11:56 PM
...hugging and kissing the toilet

Much to my surprise when I woke...

on the sofa next too that woman who was hanging dry wall on WPI.

But then I noticed a really ugly guy with a big head on the other side of her, and...

Rain Man
02-26-2006, 12:20 AM
on the sofa next too that woman who was hanging dry wall on WPI.

But then I noticed a really ugly guy with a big head on the other side of her, and...

pulled out my pistol and accidentally shot a mirror. That meant seven years of bad luck, so...

chefsos
02-26-2006, 12:48 AM
pulled out my pistol and accidentally shot a mirror. That meant seven years of bad luck, so...
...I checked the Bad Luck Handbook's FAQ. Determining that bad luck sentences were concurrent rather than consecutive I started breaking every bad luck rule, beginning with...

cdcox
02-26-2006, 12:49 AM
pulled out my pistol and accidentally shot a mirror. That meant seven years of bad luck, so...

... the Chiefs would finally win a Superbowl in the eighth year. As an added bonus John Elway...

Mr. Flopnuts
02-26-2006, 12:51 AM
... the Chiefs would finally win a Superbowl in the eighth year. As an added bonus John Elway...


would have a porn tape uploaded to the internet involving him, a horse, 2 monkeys, and........

Rausch
02-26-2006, 12:52 AM
... the Chiefs would finally win a Superbowl in the eighth year. As an added bonus John Elway...

...died after being ass-raped by a sperm whale.

**** him, he sucks. In celebration of his death I...

dj56dt58
02-26-2006, 01:20 AM
would have a porn tape uploaded to the internet involving him, a horse, 2 monkeys, and........
gochiefs

dj56dt58
02-26-2006, 01:22 AM
...died after being ass-raped by a sperm whale.

**** him, he sucks. In celebration of his death I...
threw a party in which every member at chiefs planet was invited. Everyone got ****ed up and...

BIG K
02-26-2006, 01:27 AM
threw a party in which every member at chiefs planet was invited. Everyone got ****ed up and...

..ended up at Phils house to wish him happy-b-day. Suddenly, Phil and Endelt emerged from the bathroom and.....

chefsos
02-26-2006, 01:33 AM
..ended up at Phils house to wish him happy-b-day. Suddenly, Phil and Endelt emerged from the bathroom and.....
...we discovered that those "piss in the pants" pics weren't Photoshops after all. They were, however, wearing each other's...

Deberg_1990
02-26-2006, 01:36 AM
If the Chiefs had kept Donnie Edwards...

Eric Warfield would probably be playing blitzed for Oakland right now...

dj56dt58
02-26-2006, 01:44 AM
...we discovered that those "piss in the pants" pics weren't Photoshops after all. They were, however, wearing each other's...
bras. Everyone stared at them and someone finally said...

Dunit35
02-26-2006, 02:30 AM
bras. Everyone stared at them and someone finally said...


You F**kers stole my bras again...

If I hadn't ran into a chick tonight I wouldn't have dropped money on her only to realize she was really annoying...

luv
02-26-2006, 02:48 AM
You F**kers stole my bras again...

If I hadn't ran into a chick tonight I wouldn't have dropped money on her only to realize she was really annoying...
....and later discovered, after waking up, just how ugly she was too.

The main difference between men and women is...

BIG K
02-26-2006, 02:54 AM
....and later discovered, after waking up, just how ugly she was too.

The main difference between men and women is...

..I'm gonna pee standing up. Though I know girls could pee standing up, they would much rather....

Dunit35
02-26-2006, 02:55 AM
....and later discovered, after waking up, just how ugly she was too.

The main difference between men and women is...

women have periods..

Why did we draft Todd Blackadge again...

luv
02-26-2006, 02:57 AM
..I'm gonna pee standing up. Though I know girls could pee standing up, they would much rather....
...pee sitting down (even though our aim is better than most guys).

Woman is to chocolate, like man is to.....

Rain Man
02-26-2006, 03:10 AM
...pee sitting down (even though our aim is better than most guys).

Woman is to chocolate, like man is to.....

...pornography. Both are addictive and make us feel good, but chocolate cannot be used as...

luv
02-26-2006, 03:15 AM
...pornography. Both are addictive and make us feel good, but chocolate cannot be used as...
...a lubricant. It's gets sticky, and....

BIG K
02-26-2006, 03:26 AM
...a lubricant. It's gets sticky, and....

thats a good thing. If you have never felt a woman on top of you and felt her......

luv
02-26-2006, 03:29 AM
thats a good thing. If you have never felt a woman on top of you and felt her......
...legs become jello, then you're a dominator who never lets her be on top. Being on top gives you more....

BIG K
02-26-2006, 03:33 AM
...legs become jello, then you're a dominator who never lets her be on top. Being on top gives you more....

...Visual AND stimulation. What guy would not want his gal on top and...

luv
02-26-2006, 03:36 AM
...Visual AND stimulation. What guy would not want his gal on top and...
...to have a little control? A guy who is only in it for....

SLAG
02-26-2006, 03:40 AM
...to have a little control? A guy who is only in it for....

... the wrong reasons, Because he is still expecting....

BIG K
02-26-2006, 03:43 AM
...to have a little control? A guy who is only in it for....

..himself. Glad that is not me. I got no problem with the girl on top, in fact, I prefer it.....You pretty much lost me with the 'legs become jello', How can I recover from that? Sorry to ruin the thread....

Chief Pote
02-26-2006, 09:15 AM
..himself. Glad that is not me. I got no problem with the girl on top, in fact, I prefer it.....You pretty much lost me with the 'legs become jello', How can I recover from that? Sorry to ruin the thread....

Shit Big K....I was just getting into the thread.....Thread Killer!

StcChief
02-26-2006, 10:35 AM
... the wrong reasons, Because he is still expecting....to get his nut off. Will promise to take.....

SLAG
02-26-2006, 10:41 AM
to get his nut off. Will promise to take.....

....Better care of his bruised scrotum next time, No one will Ever....

Rain Man
02-26-2006, 02:26 PM
....Better care of his bruised scrotum next time, No one will Ever....


...post on this thread again after that conversation. Arkfo nubum zistor sasabe muluki...

Ultra Peanut
02-26-2006, 02:28 PM
your butt. I never asked you...

gblowfish
02-26-2006, 02:29 PM
...post on this thread again after that conversation. Arkfo nubum zistor sasabe muluki...Or for those of you who speak English, "Who put the Bomp in the Bomp She Bomp?"

RealSNR
02-26-2006, 04:50 PM
your butt. I never asked you...for your mom

If Rich Scanlon had another penis...

Mr. Kotter
02-26-2006, 05:11 PM
for your mom

If Rich Scanlon had another penis...

gochiefs wouldn't be a virgin anymore. Hell, even Skip might....

blueballs
02-26-2006, 05:41 PM
gochiefs wouldn't be a virgin anymore. Hell, even Skip might....


snort a line of coke off his ass.

Elvis Grbac was arrested today..

Mr. Kotter
02-26-2006, 05:43 PM
snort a line of coke off his ass.

Elvis Grbac was arrested today..

wearing a pink leotard and fishnet hose. He was breaking into luv2rite's window, when....

RealSNR
02-26-2006, 06:02 PM
wearing a pink leotard and fishnet hose. He was breaking into luv2rite's window, when....Frazod sat on him and squished him dead. Grbac's guts were splattered all over Frazod's ass and looked kind of like...

blueballs
02-26-2006, 10:09 PM
Frazod sat on him and squished him dead. Grbac's guts were splattered all over Frazod's ass and looked kind of like...

Grbac had about as much guts as we thought or Frazod has a huge ass.

Herm Edwards had a can of Ajax...