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blueballs
03-03-2006, 05:16 PM
do you need to receive in a year in order to stay around and support a family of 5 and still live comfortably?
Donger
03-03-2006, 05:16 PM
do you need to receive in a year in order to stay around and support a family of 5 and still live comfortably?
I can only speak for a family of 4.
Zero.
Pitt Gorilla
03-03-2006, 05:17 PM
I can only speak for a family of 4.
Zero.I hope you're kidding.
Donger
03-03-2006, 05:18 PM
I hope you're kidding.
What?
penguinz
03-03-2006, 05:19 PM
I can only speak for a family of 3.
4
Phobia
03-03-2006, 05:21 PM
I may need some help with my math....
1x per week
2-3x during 1 week per month = 5-6x per month * 12
I can't be certain, but it should be once every 3-4 days. That keeps me sane anyway.
Dunit35
03-03-2006, 05:22 PM
7.5
Donger
03-03-2006, 05:24 PM
7.5
They come in halves?
"Yeah. YEAH! No!"
penguinz
03-03-2006, 05:24 PM
How the heel do you get .5 of a blow job?
Donger
03-03-2006, 05:24 PM
How the heel do you get .5 of a blow job?
Not to fruition. I think that counts as a half. Or just a basic lube job.
Dunit35
03-03-2006, 05:27 PM
Ha, I knew you guys would say something...but let's say you're getting a BJ during the day when the kids are playing and one of them happens to walk into the room when it is going on....that counts as a half.
plbrdude
03-03-2006, 05:27 PM
How the heel do you get .5 of a blow job?
i think it depends on how it ends
How the heel do you get .5 of a blow job?
With .5 of the Woman...
http://www.st-andrews.ac.uk/~cmad/callander/Callander%20-%20Little%20People%20Sketch%20(2)a.jpg
Lucky for Slag, his wife has a new friend... so, they can work together to make a whole blowjob.
Yeah that Picture was taken during a Happier Time...
Boozer
03-03-2006, 05:36 PM
Lucky for Slag, his wife has a new friend... so, they can work together to make a whole blowjob.
And when Slag finally finds that guy....
And when Slag finally finds that guy....
Naw I like these hotties.... :drool:
http://www.oedipusdick.com/O-Dick-w-midgets.jpg
Vegas_Dave
03-03-2006, 05:42 PM
Depends...
would you define "blowjob" as pleasurable oral sex that finishes by ejaculation in the givers mouth?
Katipan
03-03-2006, 05:44 PM
Ron Jeremy signed stuff for me with "breast wishes." What an unoriginal ****!
Katipan
03-03-2006, 05:45 PM
Donger... If you say one word...
Donger
03-03-2006, 05:45 PM
"Sure, their arms and legs are shorter... but, everything else is the same!"
That's a dwarf, isn't it?
Donger
03-03-2006, 05:47 PM
Donger... If you say one word...
Oh shit.
Boozer
03-03-2006, 05:53 PM
Hahahahahahaha! Donger deleted his post!! Hahahahahaha.
Bring that f*cker back.
Katipan
03-03-2006, 05:54 PM
I'm a thug.
Donger
03-03-2006, 05:55 PM
It's really funnier this way.
Ain't that the truth.
Mr. Laz
03-03-2006, 06:04 PM
How many blow jobs...do you need to receive in a year in order to stay around and support a family of 5 and still live comfortably?
wouldn't the more pertinent question be ... How many blowjobs do you need to give to get a job at WPI?
Bob Dole
03-03-2006, 06:06 PM
Without reading through the entire thread, has anyone asked why the hell anyone would have 5 kids?
Baby Lee
03-03-2006, 06:35 PM
We had this old alcoholic dude that worked as a cook for our fraternity for awhile. Occassionally, if you weren't careful... you might wander through the kitchen while he was working and he'd tell you a story you'd wish you hadn't heard. I believe it was poor Brother Drew who was subjected to the story about f*cking a midget. "Sure, their arms and legs are shorter... but, everything else is the same!"
Thanks for reminding me of the sickest fast food memory I have.
We had this one cook who was your protypical bull-dyke, I'm talking Sven Svornsen from Most Powerful Man kind of lady. And her sign off, when her hen-pecked hubby showed up was her gutteral announcement over the transom. "Gotta go, my swingin' meat is here."
:Lin:
Katipan
03-03-2006, 06:38 PM
I bet that chick is on the Internet.
Phobia
03-03-2006, 06:51 PM
Without reading through the entire thread, has anyone asked why the hell anyone would have 5 kids?
Not enough blowjobs. Clearly.
gblowfish
03-03-2006, 07:21 PM
Go join a fraternity.
Spott
03-03-2006, 07:23 PM
do you need to receive in a year in order to stay around and support a family of 5 and still live comfortably?
This is obviously a trick question. If you are married with 3 kids, blowjobs don't exist unless you are getting some from some chick at the office.
Katipan
03-03-2006, 07:43 PM
I told everyone that the easiest way to flip your trigger was to talk shit about fraternities.
Sorry, baby.
Katipan
03-03-2006, 07:45 PM
He's saying he's dumb and gay and dumb and gay people join frats.
Katipan
03-03-2006, 07:49 PM
Then he called your mother a whore.
stevieray
03-03-2006, 07:52 PM
These threads always humble me.
Predarat
03-03-2006, 08:20 PM
I say 2 a day per kid, which is 10 a day in your case. That makes 3,650 a year! Can one women do all that?
Donger
03-03-2006, 08:46 PM
I'm still proud of my record. That gal blew me every day for one full year. I should have known that she was a little 'off.'
Donger
03-03-2006, 08:55 PM
Is she the one that jumped on your hood?
No. Different one.
StcChief
03-03-2006, 08:59 PM
major holidays sometimes, your bday, mar.15th (steak and bj day)
VD if your lucky
so 4
Donger
03-03-2006, 09:01 PM
mar.15th (steak and bj day)
Why is March 15 'Steak & BJ Day'?
alanm
03-03-2006, 09:10 PM
I may need some help with my math....
1x per week
2-3x during 1 week per month = 5-6x per month * 12
I can't be certain, but it should be once every 3-4 days. That keeps me sane anyway.
I gotta go with Phil here on this one. Now if only I can get the GF to go along. :hmmm:
Smed1065
03-03-2006, 09:18 PM
Hey the 100 Club is great.
StcChief
03-03-2006, 09:26 PM
Why is March 15 'Steak & BJ Day'?
I miss-spoke Mar.14th or Feb 15th your choice
http://www.officialhouseofrock.com/articles/Jimbo/2006-02-15.php
Has cards and a blog....
http://asmallvictory.net/archives/008336.html
Fire Me Boy!
03-03-2006, 09:43 PM
I may need some help with my math....
1x per week
2-3x during 1 week per month = 5-6x per month * 12
I can't be certain, but it should be once every 3-4 days. That keeps me sane anyway.
I don't have ANY kids, but Phob's numbers seem about right to me, too. If they hadn't met before, Phil, I might question if you were married to my wife. Then I remember E.T. and get a silly grin on my face.
Hammock Parties
03-03-2006, 10:31 PM
What...what is a blooooow job?
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/1239/stuartnew19rq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
blueballs
12-15-2007, 08:26 PM
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Hammock Parties
12-15-2007, 08:42 PM
No amount of blow jobs could entice me to support a family.
JohninGpt
12-15-2007, 08:46 PM
do you need to receive in a year in order to stay around and support a family of 5 and still live comfortably?
I support a family of four without regret.
More blowjobs would be greatly appreciated.
cardken
12-16-2007, 08:00 AM
Family of three, 24-36 from Live- in fiance. And random 8 more from trips to TJ. :drool:
J Diddy
12-16-2007, 09:35 AM
No amount of blow jobs could entice me to support a family.
he's talking about receiving
KcMizzou
12-16-2007, 09:52 AM
I'm still proud of my record. That gal blew me every day for one full year. I should have known that she was a little 'off.'Why the hell aren't you still with her?
siberian khatru
12-16-2007, 09:54 AM
he's talking about receiving
ROFL
J Diddy
12-16-2007, 10:04 AM
Why the hell aren't you still with her?
she gave him gingivitis of the cock
ROYC75
12-16-2007, 11:27 AM
Why the hell aren't you still with her?
His contract ran out, a 1 year tender, she became a FA and moved on.
Fly O.T. McWall
12-16-2007, 11:44 AM
Family of three, 24-36 from Live- in fiance. And random 8 more from trips to TJ. :drool:
trips to tj?
taco john?
cardken
12-16-2007, 08:48 PM
trips to tj?
taco john?
Tijuana, Mexico $60 full service. Selma Hayek/ Penelope Cruz quality.
The Franchise
12-16-2007, 09:55 PM
I'd have to go with 500 from the wife and 500 from her sister.
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