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Fat Elvis
03-04-2006, 10:06 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060301/od_afp/sciencemilitaryoffbeat_060301191421

Someone in the Pentagon is a big fan of Austin Powers, apparently....
teedubya
03-04-2006, 10:12 AM
Sweet.
CosmicPal
03-04-2006, 10:16 AM
Seriously- is this really necessary?

I can't wait to hear what all the PETA fanatics have to say about this.
JBucc
03-04-2006, 10:41 AM
Seriously- is this really necessary?

I can't wait to hear what all the PETA fanatics have to say about this.We can just have our remote controlled cougers eat them.
4th and Long
03-04-2006, 10:46 AM
Your tax dollars at work.
HemiEd
03-04-2006, 11:22 AM
Your tax dollars at work.

Hey good Morning! Hows the "jarhead" project going?
4th and Long
03-04-2006, 11:28 AM
Hey good Morning! Hows the "jarhead" project going?
Morning Eddie. It is finished. :)
Roy D. Mercer
03-04-2006, 11:39 AM
Another great govt. idea.
Coach
03-04-2006, 11:41 AM
I wouldn't mind seeing them sharks take a bite out of those Pentagon people.
HemiEd
03-04-2006, 12:03 PM
Morning Eddie. It is finished. :)

Congrats! Can we see it or would that compromise the security of the project? I would not want you to have to kill us. :D
Adept Havelock
03-04-2006, 12:42 PM
Didn't they try this a while ago with Dolphins? I'm pretty sure that Dolphins are considerably more intelligent than sharks. A dolphin can be trained, wheras a sharks mental process can be easily represented by an = sign.

See it=Eat it.
KcMizzou
03-04-2006, 12:53 PM
Didn't they try this a while ago with Dolphins? I'm pretty sure that Dolphins are considerably more intelligent than sharks.Maybe that's why a shark would be easier to control... :shrug:

Doesn't sound like they're trying to train them... only control.
JBucc
03-04-2006, 12:56 PM
Armies of remote control killer whales would be sweet.
4th and Long
03-04-2006, 01:22 PM
Congrats! Can we see it or would that compromise the security of the project? I would not want you to have to kill us. :D
I cannot show you the finished product. I can show you a much smaller draft of a prototype that was subsiquently altered ... a lot. heh. Check your PMs.
teedubya
03-04-2006, 01:31 PM
Can you imagine how shitty summer would be, if wasps and mosquitoes could organize platoons and squandrans of buzzing warriors?

Egads!
Fish
03-04-2006, 02:52 PM
I can just picture a red button used to open and close the shark's mouth.... a small camera, and turning this mother into a video game of "shark chases enemy frogmen.... "

Hit B!! Hit B!!