"I was just helping it over the fence!"

[ENDelt260]

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[MichaelH]

He's in a baaaaaaaad way.

[greg63]

He's in a baaaaaaaad way.


ROFLROFLROFL

...Must have been one special barnyard lamb.

[Iowanian]

"MR! WHAT ARE EWE DOING?!"

Any coincidence? Lives in AZ, name of Johnson,smells of booze....a mid afternoon booty call, after making sure Dad wasn't home.

[bogie]

Daddy was a sheep herder when he fell in love with ewe.

[ArrowheadHawk]

sick bastard...but at least it wasn't a little boy he dragged into the barn

[Lzen]

Mr. Johnson thought it would be better to do a sheep than a pig. A pig would sqeal on you.

[Iowanian]

Relax.....this is just an Ang Lee sequille...

Brokeback Butte
-Ewe can't help who you love

[Wile_E_Coyote]

she was just asking for it in those black stockings

[Phobia]

I'm surprised this story is about a seemingly respected citizen. It sounds to me like he was on the lamb.

[NewChief]

If he's convicted... after he gets out will he have to go door-to-door to the local farms and let them know what he's done?

Will he not be allowed to live within 500 yds of a petting zoo?

Not to worry. Some helpful internet poster will find out about him and go tell the rest of the neighbors. Hopefully she gets the right person this time.

[Hammock Parties]

So what's the deal? Sheep pussy is that good?

[StcChief]

AZ Where men are men.....
and sheep are scared...

[greg63]

If he's convicted... after he gets out will he have to go door-to-door to the local farms and let them know what he's done?

Will he not be allowed to live within 500 yds of a petting zoo?

ROFLROFLROFL


I think he should have to serve his time in the pound with huge pit bulls just so the animal world could wreak its revenge.

[Kerberos]

"Honest.. I was just trying to help the sheep over the fence."

I was under the impression that this was ONE of the "THREE" (3) biggest "LIES" in Texas!

Now you throw Arizona in the mix?

:hmmm:


Could be a movie in the making for Jake Plummer..

Nothing like a good leg from a lamb!

:D


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[ROYC75]

We are living in a sick world...... sick I tell ya.

[go bo]

this thread is useless without pics...


(of the sheep)...

[Dave Lane]

Will his defense be:

I don't know how to quit ewe...

Dave

[Mr. Laz]

this thread is useless without pics...


(of the sheep)...
:LOL:


sheep perv in da houze!!

[plbrdude]

if he was wearin knee high rubber boots there's no doubt he was up to no good.

[Pitt Gorilla]

People were surprised? Did they not see the sheep molestor 'stache?

[Demonpenz]

i wonder how long he pulled the wool over peoples eyes

[fan4ever]

"I wish I could quit ewe..."

(Sorry if someone beat me to this...)

[Phobia]

Ladies, this is why you give it up to your husband even if you don't feel like it. If you don't, he's going to sheep on you and it's a potentially embarrassing situation.

[Rain Man]

"I wish I could quit ewe..."

(Sorry if someone beat me to this...)


ROFL

[Rain Man]

The teenager said Johnson knocked on the front and back door of their home in the 1200 block of East Catclaw Street before grabbing the small gray lamb, records showed.




There's where he's going to run into trouble. The sheep was underage.

[sedated]

Ladies, this is why you give it up to your husband even if you don't feel like it. If you don't, he's going to sheep on you and it's a potentially embarrassing situation.


sounds like you speak from experience :hmmm:

[KcKing]

Yes. I took one lamb, and I ran away as fast as I could.

Where were you going, Clarice?

I don't know. I didn't have any food, any water and it was very cold, very cold. I thought, I thought if I could save just one, but... he was so heavy. So heavy. I didn't get more than a few miles when the sheriff's car picked me up. The rancher was so angry he sent me to live at the Lutheran orphanage in Bozeman. I never saw the ranch again.

What became of your lamb, Clarice?

They killed him.

[Skip Towne]

When I had my herd of Angora goats, I kept colorful ribbons on the pretty ones.