Those kooky germans; what will they think of next?

[Fat Elvis]

http://www.feministing.com/


Link for site of actual product (NSFW):

http://www.riechmichund.com/

[Ebolapox]

eh, it's no sex panther

-EB-

[T-post Tom]

What next? "Anus?"

[Spicy McHaggis]

What next? "Anus?"

Only if you swing that way.

[greg63]

Rausch will be along in 3,2,1...

[BigRock]

Does it come in a variety of scents? I'd hate to pick up a bottle and not realize until later that I'd gotten the "Hildegard", made from a 280 pound East German woman who works in a bratwurst factory.

[Rausch]

Rausch will be along in 3,2,1...

These next-gen krauts are the biggest ****ing ebarrassment since the Kaiser lost WWI.

The VW commericals were born to suck. They're funny because they're uber-cheese.

With this I hang my head like when a buddy says "Dude, I saw this German porno and..."

:shake:

[RealSNR]

These next-gen krauts are the biggest ****ing ebarrassment since the Kaiser lost WWI.

The VW commericals were born to suck. They're funny because they're uber-cheese.

With this I hang my head like when a buddy says "Dude, I saw this German porno and..."

:shake:Been to downtown Berlin lately? My God, the entire male population of Germany has turned metrosexual :shake:

[Rausch]

Been to downtown Berlin lately? My God, the entire male population of Germany has turned metrosexual :shake:


The whole country is a cesspool of socialism. ****ing disgrace.

Right now those ****s are only a 1/2 step above the frogs, if that...

[T-post Tom]

Only if you swing that way.

Ummmm....recent rumors have it that sexual activity involving the anus has taken place in heterosexual relationships. Just rumors though.

[KCFalcon59]

Ummmm....recent rumors have it that sexual activity involving the anus has taken place in heterosexual relationships. Just rumors though.

Be sure to brush your teeth and gargle with a strong mouthwash. If you like that sort of thing.

:)

[unlurking]

They also suggest the perfumer comes with a companion fragrance called “Nut Sack.”

ROFL

[gblowfish]

Smells like the lavatory door on a tuna trawler!

[StcChief]

Smells like the lavatory door on a tuna trawler!
ROFL ROFL

[Prison Bitch]

Germany Green Party pledges to pay for free sex with prostitutes for anyone who needs...
1/10/2017, 12:34:57 AM · by aquila48 · 23 replies
Daily Mail ^ | 9 January 2017 | ALLAN HALL

Sex with prostitutes will be paid for by the Government for anyone too poor for a hooker and deemed to need sexual assistance under German Green Party plans. The party's care spokeswoman Elisabeth Scharfenberg says doctors should have the right to issue the free prescriptions to their patients for ladies of the night. Prostitution is legal in Germany and carries little of the taboos associated with it in many other countries. There are brothels in virtually every town and a trend recently began with working girls offering 'sexual assistance' to dementia sufferers, the handicapped and people living in care homes

[Rasputin]

Germany Green Party pledges to pay for free sex with prostitutes for anyone who needs...
1/10/2017, 12:34:57 AM · by aquila48 · 23 replies
Daily Mail ^ | 9 January 2017 | ALLAN HALL

Sex with prostitutes will be paid for by the Government for anyone too poor for a hooker and deemed to need sexual assistance under German Green Party plans. The party's care spokeswoman Elisabeth Scharfenberg says doctors should have the right to issue the free prescriptions to their patients for ladies of the night. Prostitution is legal in Germany and carries little of the taboos associated with it in many other countries. There are brothels in virtually every town and a trend recently began with working girls offering 'sexual assistance' to dementia sufferers, the handicapped and people living in care homes

Germany has never been a place to think of vacation but :hmmm:

[BigRichard]

Germany has never been a place to think of vacation but :hmmm:

I have had to pay for everyone else's kids through taxes... why shouldn't everyone else need to pay for my hookers(and blow).

[Rasputin]

I have had to pay for everyone else's kids through taxes... why shouldn't everyone else need to pay for my hookers(and blow).

Prostitution is legal in Germany so wouldn't go to jail for solicitating a prostitute and being a John.

And they say we are the free country.

[saphojunkie]

Germany has never been a place to think of vacation but :hmmm:

For other reasons, I have to say... Germany is an outstanding place for a vacation. Just got back from Munich, which is essentially Disneyland castles surrounded by sausage and beer and schnitzel as far as the eye can see.

Can't recommend enough.

[gblowfish]

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[gblowfish]

BTW: They probably make that "perfume" in an old folks home in New Jersey...