Wow. Just wow.

[Jenny Gump]

I had to run home a minute ago from work. As I approached an intersection with a red light I came up behind a car and this man got out. I saw him reach for his fly, and at first I thought he was zipping it up.

Obviously, my next thought was that he must have some reason to have had it unzipped prior to getting out of the car. There was another guy in the passenger seat. My mind starts thinking very perverted things.

The zipper guy leans against his car, with his hand down around his personal private area, and his feet spread slightly apart, as he is looking around in every direction with a grin on his face. Suddenly, I realize that he isn't zipping...he's unzipping. I look down at the ground, by his feet, and realize, he's taking a whiz right there, on the street, in the middle lane, of a major intersection. He left a puddle, in the middle of the street!

There were cars all around, and I myself was only about 12 feet or so from him. Hey, it takes a lot to offend me, but this was vile. You know the worst part? There's a Walgreens on one corner, a convenience store two blocks from there, and a Subway three blocks. It's not like there aren't places to pee. Jesus.

[JimNasium]

Was he hot?

[JBucc]

He was marking his territory

[JimNasium]

When a guy's gotta go he's gotta go. Never, ever risk bladder damage.

[PastorMikH]

I had to run home a minute ago from work.


It's kinda chilly today. Couldn't JimN, Zach, or one of the other Planeteers in Springtown have given you a ride so you wouldn't have to run all that way?

[Jenny Gump]

Was he hot?

Yeah. This is the sort of thing hot men do. Pipe down.

[Frazod]

ROFL
There is a part of me that admires people who simply ignore the rules of society.

[JimNasium]

It's kinda chilly today. Couldn't JimN, Zach, or one of the other Planeteers in Springtown have given you a ride so you wouldn't have to run all that way?
I'm giving her a ride later tonite.






















Sorry Pastor, I couldn't resist. I am a bad, bad man. :shake:

[Inspector]

Sorry.



I had to pee.

[PastorMikH]

I'm giving her a ride later tonite.









Sorry Pastor, I couldn't resist. I am a bad, bad man. :shake:



:shake: :shake:


Dear Lord, please don't let him find his little blue pills tonight. Amen.






:)

[gblowfish]

What? Never seen a trucker bomb launching?

[Skip Towne]

Hi Jenny. Ya been getting any?

[Jenny Gump]

I'm giving her a ride later tonite.



Gees Jim. There's a man of the cloth in the room.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm guessing he saw you in his rearview mirror and was "finishing off."

[Jenny Gump]

Hi Jenny. Ya been getting any?

More than you've seen the last 20 years, I'm guessin'.

[Manila-Chief]

You should live in Manila ... but, most of the time the taxi driver will go to the side of the street. Their theory is that it is natural to let it out.

[PastorMikH]

gochiefs hasn't been around all day. 2 minutes after a thread about a guy peeing shows up, he does too.


:hmmm:


(j/k Could resist there gochiefs):)

[JimNasium]

Gees Jim. There's a man of the cloth in the room.
I said I was sorry! ROFL

[PastorMikH]

Say, I was thinking that Manila Chief is back in the states right now, maybe it was him you saw. Was it an older gent wearing a suit with a Bible under one arm?

[Hammock Parties]

gochiefs hasn't been around all day. 2 minutes after a thread about a guy peeing shows up, he does too.


:hmmm:


(j/k Could resist there gochiefs):)

YOU ARE WRONG I HAVE BEEN AROUND BEFORE LIKE ON THE TONY RICHARDSON THREAD SO STICK THAT UP YOUR ASS!

[PastorMikH]

Gees Jim. There's a man of the cloth in the room.


There's 2 now. Manila Chief is a Missionary to some Islands east of Asia.:)

[PastorMikH]

My we are touchy today.:shake:



ROFL ROFL

[Jenny Gump]

Say, I was thinking that Manila Chief is back in the states right now, maybe it was him you saw. Was it an older gent wearing a suit with a Bible under one arm?

This guy was not manila or chocolate.

[JimNasium]

There's 2 now. Manila Chief is a Missionary to some Islands east of Asia.:)
My apologies to Manila Chief as well. I am a sad, strange, little man.

[Jenny Gump]

My apologies to Manila Chief as well. I am a sad, strange, little man.

You're more like a happy strangely large man.

[Hammock Parties]

My we are touchy today.:shake:



ROFL ROFL

UR JOKE WUZ STUPID SO IN TEH FUTUR I SUGGEST U JUST STOP MAKING UNFUNNY JOKES OK!!!!!1

[PastorMikH]

Is gochiefs leaning composition now from kcnut?

[JimNasium]

You're more like a happy strangely large man.
Thanks for the vote of confidence sweetie.

[JimNasium]

Is gochiefs leaning composition now from kcnut?
ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

OH HO PASTOR U SEE? NOW STOP WITH THE STUPID CRAP! YOU ARE NOT FUNNY!!! YOU FAIL GO AND WORSHIP THE GOD!

[PastorMikH]

ROFL



I wanted to type is so he could comprehend it.:)

[tk13]

Shoulda yelled "Hey buddy! P stands for Park!"

[Eleazar]

Is gochiefs leaning composition now from kcnut?

No, he's learning it from Nick Athan.

[Jilly]

see, here's the deal.....I love being a woman and all, but it would be so nice to just pee wherever you wanted.

[Rain Man]

Men's room etiquette says that you're not supposed to look, Jenny.

I realize that this technically wasn't a men's room, but still...

[PastorMikH]

see, here's the deal.....I love being a woman and all, but it would be so nice to just pee wherever you wanted.



Oh it is. I think when the wife complains, inside it's jealousy that's causing her to complain.


:)

[JimNasium]

Who here has done the emergency void in a beer bottle or similar receptacle? That is a very delicate and risky operation.

[tk13]

see, here's the deal.....I love being a woman and all, but it would be so nice to just pee wherever you wanted.
"Adult Depends... for when you just wanna go."

[Eleazar]

Since we're telling whiz stories...

Couple years ago I was going to a friend's bachelor party, and they had rented one of those party busses to drive everyone around all night. They had a pony keg in the back of it and everything.

Well at one point, one of my friends is pretty drunk and decides that he has to go to the bathroom and can't possibly wait, so he picks up an empty 22oz beer can he brought with him and starts to take care of business. Then when it's over, he opened the window to pitch the can out (the bus had windows kind of like a school bus where they opened at the top.) Instead of the can clearing the window, it hit the edge and stayed inside, and went flying to the back of the bus spraying unpleasantness on several people.

I'm glad I got there later and ended up sitting toward the front.

[JimNasium]

Since we're telling whiz stories...

Couple years ago I was going to a friend's bachelor party, and they had rented one of those party busses to drive everyone around all night. They had a pony keg in the back of it and everything.

Well at one point, one of my friends is pretty drunk and decides that he has to go to the bathroom and can't possibly wait, so he picks up an empty 22oz beer can he brought with him and starts to take care of business. Then when it's over, he opened the window to pitch the can out (the bus had windows kind of like a school bus where they opened at the top.) Instead of the can clearing the window, it hit the edge and stayed inside, and went flying to the back of the bus spraying unpleasantness on several people.

I'm glad I got there later and ended up sitting toward the front.
Yep, not a pleasant experience being sprayed with another man's urine.

[Jenny Gump]

see, here's the deal.....I love being a woman and all, but it would be so nice to just pee wherever you wanted.

I agree. But call me wacky...I still wouldn't pee at a major stoplight. A minor one...maybe.

[Sully]

I'm in a couple of British History classes right now. Today, our professor was telling us how common it is during Rugby games to piss in something and throw it on the other team.
Damn.
I'd rather dodge batteries.

[Jenny Gump]

Who here has done the emergency void in a beer bottle or similar receptacle? That is a very delicate and risky operation.

You were holding the bottle for me, and I took that as approval of our covert operation. Plus, I think it made you hot.

[Fish]

Yep, not a pleasant experience being sprayed with another man's urine.

Speaking from profound experience??? :p

[Hammock Parties]

Yep, not a pleasant experience being sprayed with another man's urine.

I know I always enjoy a nice shower of my own urine.

[chagrin]

see, here's the deal.....I love being a woman and all, but it would be so nice to just pee wherever you wanted.

I Love You




giggitty!

[chagrin]

Yeah. This is the sort of thing hot men do. Pipe down.

She's right you know, I do this all the time.

[Skip Towne]

My apologies to Manila Chief as well. I am a sad, strange, little man.
Sad and strange I'll go along with.

[Jilly]

See, women have to do this crazy pee dance, in which, we squat in a discrete place (preferably against a tree for some balance) - first making sure there is a nearby nonpoisonous leaf or paper to wipe with - being sure to squat far enough down so that your clothes aren't underneath the line of fire, then, carefully letting loose, but not too much because the impact of the spray on the ground could quite possibly splash back up onto your shoes, or clothes....
it can be perfected, it's hard and takes practice, but it can be done.

[Jilly]

oh definitely, I'm scared of clowns

[Rain Man]

For the most part, I just assume that other people don't ever urinate or defecate, and that bathrooms exist only for me and for other people to come their hair. Life is much more pleasant with that assumption.

[JohnnyV13]

Jenny,

I think you should have opened the window and asked him if he always took a piss after giving another man a blow job.

[4th and Long]

I bet it's infinitely more disastrous for you if some joker sneaks up behind you and boots you in the ass midstream as well, eh?
It's even more fun when you sneek up behind them, in mid piss, and yell ...

SNAKE!!!

:)

[chagrin]

See, women have to do this crazy pee dance, in which, we squat in a discrete place (preferably against a tree for some balance) (Giggitty!) - being sure to squat far enough down so that your clothes aren't underneath the line of fire (Giggitty!) then, carefully letting loose, but not too much because the impact of the spray on the ground could quite possibly splash back up into your nose (Giggitty!! Oh God!!!!)....
it can be perfected, it's hard and takes practice, but it can be done.

whew, need a smoke now...

[Calcountry]

see, here's the deal.....I love being a woman and all, but it would be so nice to just pee wherever you wanted.Yeah, it was nice to be able to do that. But after 40, aiming becomes increasingly more complicated.

[big nasty kcnut]

Pastor that was cold. Jenny it wasn't me.

[Blackened]

Not sure what the issue is....that is protocol in Oakland...Dont be a sissy...

[morphius]

Not sure what the issue is....that is protocol in Oakland...Dont be a sissy...
Which explains the stench...

[Halfcan]

ROFL
There is a part of me that admires people who simply ignore the rules of society.

Usually those folks are called convicts.

[Logical]

UR JOKE WUZ STUPID SO IN TEH FUTUR I SUGGEST U JUST STOP MAKING UNFUNNY JOKES OK!!!!!1Every once in the while the old GoChiefs just has to show up.:rolleyes:

[Hammock Parties]

Every once in the while the old GoChiefs just has to show up.:rolleyes:

I was never like that. Even when I was a jerkface, I was a literate jerkface.

[Simplex3]

Dear Lord, please don't let him find his little blue pills tonight. Amen.

[Simplex3]

Pastor that was cold. Jenny it wasn't me.
We knew it wasn't you, she said he had a PENIS. :shake:







;)

[Rausch]

I had to run home a minute ago from work. As I approached an intersection with a red light I came up behind a car and this man got out. I saw him reach for his fly, and at first I thought he was zipping it up.

Obviously, my next thought was that he must have some reason to have had it unzipped prior to getting out of the car. There was another guy in the passenger seat. My mind starts thinking very perverted things.

The zipper guy leans against his car, with his hand down around his personal private area, and his feet spread slightly apart, as he is looking around in every direction with a grin on his face. Suddenly, I realize that he isn't zipping...he's unzipping. I look down at the ground, by his feet, and realize, he's taking a whiz right there, on the street, in the middle lane, of a major intersection. He left a puddle, in the middle of the street!

There were cars all around, and I myself was only about 12 feet or so from him. Hey, it takes a lot to offend me, but this was vile. You know the worst part? There's a Walgreens on one corner, a convenience store two blocks from there, and a Subway three blocks. It's not like there aren't places to pee. Jesus.

Standard.

And reason 301 why I call a cab after I've hit the bars...

[greg63]

He was marking his territory

Yep.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

If he had big balls he would've took a piss on your car. ROFL

[luv]

I work behind a strip club and in front of a bar. We were eating lunch the other night when someone stopped in the middle of the parking lot outside and did that very same thing. Thank goodness it was raining.

[Simplex3]

I work behind a strip club and in front of a bar. We were eating lunch the other night when someone stopped in the middle of the parking lot outside and did that very same thing. Thank goodness it was raining.
This just reenforces all of my preconceived notions about Springfield and MO in general.

Carry on.

[luv]

This just reenforces all of my preconceived notions about Springfield and MO in general.

Carry on.
Technically, I work in Nixa.

[Simplex3]

Technically, I work in Nixa.
Sounds like an acne cream.

[luv]

Sounds like an acne cream.
It's a town 5-10 miles south of Springfield.

[Simplex3]

It's a town 5-10 miles south of Springfield.
I call bulls**t.

:harumph:

[luv]

I call bulls**t.

:harumph:
http://www.mapquest.com/directions/main.adp?go=1&do=nw&rmm=1&un=m&cl=EN&qq=hltF3hzNT9tNhURP0HLlhh9UYBmHRqyBceg4Gkon14D8uewLk7pjHQ%253d%253d&ct=NA&rsres=1&1y=US&1ffi=&1l=&1g=&1pl=&1v=&1n=&1pn=&1a=&1c=Springfield&1s=M&1z=65807&2y=US&2ffi=&2l=&2g=&2pl=&2v=&2n=&2pn=&2a=&2c=Nixa&2s=MO&2z=65714

[Simplex3]

http://www.mapquest.com/directions/main.adp?go=1&do=nw&rmm=1&un=m&cl=EN&qq=hltF3hzNT9tNhURP0HLlhh9UYBmHRqyBceg4Gkon14D8uewLk7pjHQ%253d%253d&ct=NA&rsres=1&1y=US&1ffi=&1l=&1g=&1pl=&1v=&1n=&1pn=&1a=&1c=Springfield&1s=M&1z=65807&2y=US&2ffi=&2l=&2g=&2pl=&2v=&2n=&2pn=&2a=&2c=Nixa&2s=MO&2z=65714
Yeah, like I'm going to believe everything I find on the Internet. Nice try.

:shake:

[luv]

Yeah, like I'm going to believe everything I find on the Internet. Nice try.

:shake:
4321

[Simplex3]

4321
ROFL I was wondering how long you'd let me keep going.

[luv]

ROFL I was wondering how long you'd let me keep going.
ima widdle slow 'nite.

[Blackened]

We were eating lunch the other night when someone stopped in the middle of the parking lot outside and did that very same thing.

When do you eat dinner?

[Nzoner]

See, women have to do this crazy pee dance, in which, we squat in a discrete place (preferably against a tree for some balance) - first making sure there is a nearby nonpoisonous leaf or paper to wipe with - being sure to squat far enough down so that your clothes aren't underneath the line of fire, then, carefully letting loose, but not too much because the impact of the spray on the ground could quite possibly splash back up onto your shoes, or clothes....
it can be perfected, it's hard and takes practice, but it can be done.

I'd say tits has some real experience at this,can you write your name in the snow too? ;)

[Nzoner]

I bet it's infinitely more disastrous for you if some joker sneaks up behind you and boots you in the ass midstream as well, eh?

There was this night in high school,very cold,my gf's girlfriend had to take a piss so decides to use my bumper for balance.I swear I didn't know the car was in drive,I only tapped the accelerator to keep the heat moving.

[luv]

When do you eat dinner?
I work second shift. I usually go to "lunch" (aka dinner to most) at 8:30PM. This particular evening, it was 9PM.

[mike_b_284]

yell in mid-piss


LOOK ITS A COCK.......ONLY SMALLER!

[Rausch]

There was this night in high school,very cold,my gf's girlfriend-

Giggity!

-had to take a piss so decides to use my bumper for balance.I swear I didn't know the car was in drive,I only tapped the accelerator to keep the heat moving.

Let down... :shake: