Real Aliens?

[Mrmedia]

http://www.media-post.net/realaliens.php

Pictures Of Real Aliens?

[007]

fake

[KC_John]

Real.

[007]

Damn, we are all knotted up at one.

[keg in kc]

I believe in the possibility of extraterrestrial life, but I don't have a clue about the voracity of any of those photos. My guess would probably be all fake. That's the inherent problem with the whole subject, though: what sort of photographic evidence could you possibly consider unquestionable?

A couple of those shots were from the "Alien Autopsy" video that fox aired years ago. Which I don't think was 'real'.

[4th and Long]

A couple of those shots were from the "Alien Autopsy" video that fox aired years ago. Which I don't think was 'real'.
That would be correct.

[DJay23]

How conceited are we to imagine that aliens will look almost exactly like us in shape, form, and function?

[Deberg_1990]

100% Real. The Invasion has already started.

Lock your doors.

[kansas hawk]

great now i have a reason not to go to work, thanks! :thumb:

[blueballs]

I'd hit it

[Saulbadguy]

Excellent first post.

[jspchief]

How conceited are we to imagine that aliens will look almost exactly like us in shape, form, and function?Maybe not conceited at all.

If you believe we naturally evolved to what we are today based on what was ideal for our advancement, I don't think it's unreasonable to think there's a chance that other life forms that have reached the pinnacle of their evolutionary ladder would have got there in a similar manner.

Of course, that does assume that "life" on other planets came to be via a similar process, and thus these aliens evolved in a somewhat similar environment.

[C-Mac]

Maybe not conceited at all.

If you believe we naturally evolved to what we are today based on what was ideal for our advancement, I don't think it's unreasonable to think there's a chance that other life forms that have reached the pinnacle of their evolutionary ladder would have got there in a similar manner.

Of course, that does assume that "life" on other planets came to be via a similar process, and thus these aliens evolved in a somewhat similar environment.

If you look thru out history, isn't it interesting that almost all mythical gods found in statue, painting or in written description, took on some type of human like form.

[mikey23545]

How conceited are we to imagine that aliens will look almost exactly like us in shape, form, and function?

That may not be unreasonable if the aliens came from a planet similar to earth. The theory of parallel evolution suggests that the same evolutionary forces that shaped our stereoscopic-visioned, bipedal form would follow a similar path somewhere else if the conditions were the same or similar.

[mikey23545]

Oops, like jspchief beat me to it.

[Frankie]

fake
Real

Boys! Boys!.. Don't fight. Here's a compromise you can both agree on:
"Really fake."

[jspchief]

If you look thru out history, isn't it interesting that almost all mythical gods found in statue, painting or in written description, took on some type of human like form.Now I would agree that the depiction of gods in the form of humans may be based in conceit.

[trndobrd]

100% Real. The Invasion has already started.

Lock your doors.


Damn illegals

[bishop_74]

How conceited are we to imagine that aliens will look almost exactly like us in shape, form, and function?

Considering the diversity of life here on earth, it is not completely unimaginable for me to beleive that there are similar lifeforms to us out there. Just a thought.

[JBucc]

The truth is out there

[greg63]

http://www.media-post.net/realaliens.php

Pictures Of Real Aliens?

Well this proves it; we're not alone in the universe, except now the inquirer will have nothing else to scoop.

[greg63]

Damn illegals



The truth is out there


ROFL and ROFL

[QuikSsurfer]

oh dear god..
ummhmm those are real alright

[RealSNR]

I hope gochiefs' leg gets better in that bottom picture

[FAX]

Wow. If they are real aliens, they're not doing too well, Mr. Mrmedia.

They look like the bedraggled remains of the Swiss Family Roswellsons.

FAX

[Rausch]

I believe in the possibility of extraterrestrial life, but I don't have a clue about the voracity of any of those photos. My guess would probably be all fake. That's the inherent problem with the whole subject, though: what sort of photographic evidence could you possibly consider unquestionable?

A couple of those shots were from the "Alien Autopsy" video that fox aired years ago. Which I don't think was 'real'.

I signed up for a sci-fi catalog a few years ago and the alien in the pic below ran $300. And the damn thing looked pretty real, but it's mail order...

[Rausch]

That may not be unreasonable if the aliens came from a planet similar to earth. The theory of parallel evolution suggests that the same evolutionary forces that shaped our stereoscopic-visioned, bipedal form would follow a similar path somewhere else if the conditions were the same or similar.

There were other factors in our evolution though. Multiple ELE's, whatever pushed the dinos out and gave a window of opportunity to the early mammals, etc.

I'm sure our evolution would have been much different if not for nearly all the dinos kicking off all at once...

[Valiant]

Those are not aliens those are humans of the future...

[Rain Man]

Real aliens have more antennae.

[Hammock Parties]

Why would anyone on Chiefsplanet doubt the existence of aliens? After all, we had one posting here for a few minutes once.

[Ultra Peanut]

THEY ARE AMONG US

http://random-m.com/images/1248223355_t1_aashelden2_all.jpg

[Reaper16]

THEY ARE AMONG US

http://random-m.com/images/1248223355_t1_aashelden2_all.jpg
I just peed, I think LOL

[Bwana]

oh dear god..
ummhmm those are real alright

Yeah right, take another pull off the pipe.

[Reaper16]

Yeah right, take another pull off the pipe.
Game. Set. Match.

[Hog Rider]

I know real aliens. Real aliens are friends of mine.

That is no real alien!

[Chieficus]

http://www.media-post.net/realaliens.php

Pictures Of Real Aliens?

Those are all pictures of my great-aunt Bertha, you jerk!

Just because she was from Iceland doesn't make her an alien. Those Icelanders, always getting persecuted and cut up for their alien-like looks...

[Hog Rider]

Those are all pictures of my great-aunt Bertha, you jerk!

Just because she was from Iceland doesn't make her an alien. Those Icelanders, always getting persecuted and cut up for their alien-like looks...

Well DUH!

Sorry, but it is all in your own personal perspective. The perspection is that Icelanders are aliens.

I don't have a problem with that! Where the hell are they from? I mean realllllly? Think about it!

[Adept Havelock]

I think they might be out there, but I doubt they would want a damn thing to do with us.

Somewhere out past Pluto may be the cosmic equivilant of a sign that says "Do Not Feed the Bears".

If we are the only life in the universe....

It'd be an awful waste of space.

[4th and Long]

This is an alien, ...
http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/U/3/smuggled3.jpg
of the illegal variety, smuggled across the border behind the dash of a car.

This, ...
http://www.tellmewhereonearth.com/Web%20Pages/Aliens/Alien%20photos/Illegal_alien_Glenn.jpg
is not.

[Ultra Peanut]

I think they might be out there, but I doubt they would want a damn thing to do with us.

Somewhere out past Pluto may be the cosmic equivilant of a sign that says "Do Not Feed the Bears".

If we are the only life in the universe....
THEY'RE MADE OUT OF MEAT
by Terry Bisson

"They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"Meat. They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"There's no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."

"That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars?"

"They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines."

"So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact."

"They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines."

"That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat."

"I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in that sector and they're made out of meat."

"Maybe they're like the orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage."

"Nope. They're born meat and they die meat. We studied them for several of their life spans, which didn't take long. Do you have any idea what's the life span of meat?"

"Spare me. Okay, maybe they're only part meat. You know, like the weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside."

"Nope. We thought of that, since they do have meat heads, like the weddilei. But I told you, we probed them. They're meat all the way through."

"No brain?"

"Oh, there's a brain all right. It's just that the brain is made out of meat! That's what I've been trying to tell you."

"So ... what does the thinking?"

"You're not understanding, are you? You're refusing to deal with what I'm telling you. The brain does the thinking. The meat."

"Thinking meat! You're asking me to believe in thinking meat!"

"Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you beginning to get the picture or do I have to start all over?"

"Omigod. You're serious then. They're made out of meat."

"Thank you. Finally. Yes. They are indeed made out of meat. And they've been trying to get in touch with us for almost a hundred of their years."

"Omigod. So what does this meat have in mind?"

"First it wants to talk to us. Then I imagine it wants to explore the Universe, contact other sentiences, swap ideas and information. The usual."

"We're supposed to talk to meat."

"That's the idea. That's the message they're sending out by radio. 'Hello. Anyone out there. Anybody home.' That sort of thing."

"They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?"
"Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat."

"I thought you just told me they used radio."

"They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat."

"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. So what do you advise?"

"Officially or unofficially?"

"Both."

"Officially, we are required to contact, welcome and log in any and all sentient races or multibeings in this quadrant of the Universe, without prejudice, fear or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing."

"I was hoping you would say that."

"It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with meat?"

"I agree one hundred percent. What's there to say? 'Hello, meat. How's it going?' But will this work? How many planets are we dealing with here?"

"Just one. They can travel to other planets in special meat containers, but they can't live on them. And being meat, they can only travel through C space. Which limits them to the speed of light and makes the possibility of their ever making contact pretty slim. Infinitesimal, in fact."

"So we just pretend there's no one home in the Universe."

"That's it."

"Cruel. But you said it yourself, who wants to meet meat? And the ones who have been aboard our vessels, the ones you probed? You're sure they won't remember?"

"They'll be considered crackpots if they do. We went into their heads and smoothed out their meat so that we're just a dream to them."

"A dream to meat! How strangely appropriate, that we should be meat's dream."

"And we marked the entire sector unoccupied."

"Good. Agreed, officially and unofficially. Case closed. Any others? Anyone interesting on that side of the galaxy?"

"Yes, a rather shy but sweet hydrogen core cluster intelligence in a class nine star in G445 zone. Was in contact two galactic rotations ago, wants to be friendly again."

"They always come around."

"And why not? Imagine how unbearably, how unutterably cold the Universe would be if one were all alone ..."