Who is the ugliest basketball player?

[Skip Towne]

There are some really ugly guys on these teams. I think I will vote for that Mata guy from UCLA.

[JimNasium]

There are some really ugly guys on these teams. I think I will vote for that Mata guy from UCLA.
You have my vote for the ugliest Planeteer.

[jspchief]

Sam Cassell

[HemiEd]

Funny you should bring that up. I think the ugliest player of all time was Donnie Von Moore.

[kcfanintitanhell]

I can't remember his first name, but his last name was Mirosan, or something close to it. He was also in the movie Big Fish.

[HolmeZz]

Leave LoMata alone.

http://www.dailybruin.ucla.edu/images/2005/1/18/1sp.mata.picA.jpg

[Skip Towne]

You have my vote for the ugliest Planeteer.
Yeah, but I don't have to worry about being the dumbest what with you around.

[HemiEd]

Donnie Von Moore

[jspchief]

I can't remember his first name, but his last name was Mirosan, or something close to it. He was also in the movie Big Fish.George Muresan, and he wasn't in Big Fish, he was in My Giant.

The guy in Big Fish was some freak that recently died of being too huge.

[milkman]

Leave LoMata alone.

http://www.dailybruin.ucla.edu/images/2005/1/18/1sp.mata.picA.jpg

Proof that alien life does exist.

[JimNasium]

Yeah, but I don't have to worry about being the dumbest what with you around.
I'll trade dashing good lucks and charm for smarts any day you ugly Okie.

[Skip Towne]

Josh Boone gets honorable mention.

[Skip Towne]

I'll trade dashing good lucks and charm for smarts any day you ugly Okie.
If you had either one you wouldn't have to date JennyGump. What a skank!

[JimNasium]

If you had either one you wouldn't have to date JennyGump. What a skank!
She's gonna kick your ass.

[HolmeZz]

Josh Boone gets honorable mention.

He looks like Skeeter, from 'Doug'.

Honk Honk.

[Skip Towne]

She's gonna kick your ass.
Ah, she'll never notice I said it. If she does I'll say you did it.

[JimNasium]

Ah, she'll never notice I said it. If she does I'll say you did it.
If you are nice to me I'll introduce you to her and then you can be the judge.

[Skip Towne]

If you are nice to me I'll introduce you to her and then you can be the judge.
I'm afraid she'll hurt me.

[JimNasium]

I'm afraid she'll hurt me.
That's what I'm hoping for.

[Aries Walker]

Another vote for Gheorghe Muresan.

[seclark]

sexists...not one wnba player mentioned.
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[Chiefs Pantalones]

I hope no one starts a thread titled, "Who is the hottest basketball player?"

[Sure-Oz]

Popeye Jones was fugly

[milkman]

sexists...not one wnba player mentioned.
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I don't know what any WNBA player looks like.

[Skip Towne]

Popeye Jones was fugly
Larry Bird too.

[JBucc]

That Noah guy that's playing for Florida is pretty ugly

[Fat Elvis]

George Muresan, and he wasn't in Big Fish, he was in My Giant.

The guy in Big Fish was some freak that recently died of being too huge.

That guy's name was Matthew McGrory and he was supposed to play Andre the Giant in the upcoming movie about his life. Since he died, however, Andre the Giant was recast by Topeka High graduate Daniel Gilchrist.

[KCChiefsMan]

what about Big Country bryant reeves?

[KcMizzou]

That guy's name was Matthew McGrory and he was supposed to play Andre the Giant in the upcoming movie about his life. Man. Seems like he would have had to put on a ton of weight.

[Skip Towne]

what about Big Country bryant reeves?
I saw Reeves at a basketball game (on TV) and he took up three seats. Fat as a toad.

[Rain Man]

Sam Cassell

Okay, we can close the thread now.

[Bootlegged]

Easy. Dennis Johnson, Celtics. I challenge anyone to find worse body hair + freckles. Blech.

[Skip Towne]

Easy. Dennis Johnson, Celtics. I challenge anyone to find worse body hair + freckles. Blech.
This thread is worthless without pics.

[CoMoChief]

John Cheney has my vote for ugliest coach.

[Skyy God]

Ervin Johnson has my vote.

[Skip Towne]

Brian Johnson has my vote.
Man, you're in trouble when he finds out you said that.

[Hammock Parties]

Sheldon Williams is prety damn goofy looking in my opinion.

[milkman]

John Cheney has my vote for ugliest coach.

What about Jerry Tarkanian?

[Skip Towne]

What about Jerry Tarkanian?
I almost forgot about him. He's almost as dirty as Bob Huggins. But he is ugly especially chewing on that towel all the time.

[milkman]

I almost forgot about him. He's almost as dirty as Bob Huggins. But he is ugly especially chewing on that towel all the time.

His son coached at a junior college out here, and he's tall, thin (relative to his father), has a full head of hair, and is pretty calm on the sidelines.

[Uncle_Ted]

Mike Bibby

[Valiant]

Leave LoMata alone.

http://www.dailybruin.ucla.edu/images/2005/1/18/1sp.mata.picA.jpg


I didnt know slayer could play basketball

[CHENZ A!]

Sheldon Williams is prety damn goofy looking in my opinion.

agreed, that guys nose/eyes/mouth are all in like a 2 inch area

[Skyy God]

Man, you're in trouble when he finds out you said that.

Who did I "insult"?

[DaKCMan AP]

adam morrison
malik allen
patrick sparks
rajon rondo
reggie miller

[Braincase]

Tyrone Hill wasn't much to look at.

[Ultra Peanut]

Josh Boone gets honorable mention.Boone = Budnick

http://random-m.com/images/1327175053_cooksey.jpg

[Ultra Peanut]

http://tinyurl.com/kkss4

Darrell Armstrong 6'1 180 G He needs to be on a Popeye's Chicken billboard someday. Just for the hell of it.

[Skip Towne]

After getting a closer look, Josh Boone is a contender.

[gblowfish]

Ugliest guy to ever play for the old Kansas City Kings was Toby Kimball. The whitest, geekiest guy to EVER grace the NBA:

[kcfanintitanhell]

Ugliest guy to ever play for the old Kansas City Kings was Toby Kimball. The whitest, geekiest guy to EVER grace the NBA:

Was he reincarnated as Jim Furyk?

[Ultra Peanut]

http://random-m.com/images/238011875_003OSC_Rick_Gonzalez_001.jpg

+ FUGLY (and maybe a touch of "the Downs")
= http://random-m.com/images/329547342_joakimnoah.jpg

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Sheldon Williams is pretty f*cking ugly. He has a video game face---it's like he's a real life version of an early PS2 Sports game player where their faces look cut and pasted onto their head, and his is way too f*cking small.

[Ultra Peanut]

Sheldon Williams is pretty f*cking ugly. He has a video game face---it's like he's a real life version of an early PS2 Sports game player where their faces look cut and pasted onto their head, and his is way too f*cking small.Shelden just needs to phone home.

[Skip Towne]

Shelden just needs to phone home.
Isn't he from Oklahoma City?

[Ultra Peanut]

Shelden is a damn alien. Didn't you see his picture in -- wait, be right back -- this thread (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3109888&postcount=31)?

[Reaper16]

Shelden is a damn alien. Didn't you see his picture in -- wait, be right back -- this thread (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3109888&postcount=31)?
You referenced a pic that hadn't been posted yet. I think you have some sort of alien technology...

[big nasty kcnut]

Well mutumbo is ugly.

[58-4ever]

Isn't he from Oklahoma City?

Midwest City, Oklahoma. It's a shit-hole military base town similar to Lawton, Oklahoma, which is another complete shit-hole. Sheldon was like 6'8 as a freshman in HS. Everyone knew his ugly butt was NBA bound since he was 15, which means despite his ugliness, he has probably had more BJs than Planets combined number of posts.

[DaKCMan AP]

http://random-m.com/images/238011875_003OSC_Rick_Gonzalez_001.jpg

+ FUGLY (and maybe a touch of "the Downs")
= http://random-m.com/images/329547342_joakimnoah.jpg

While Noah is not good looking by any means, he does look worse in that pic because of the missing tooth. He lost it during a game in which he received a nasty elbow/swing in the face. Blood and stuff everywhere.

[Ultra Peanut]

He is not the most photogenic person, let's just leave it at that.

http://random-m.com/images/1816407980_NCAA_JOAKIM_NOAH_250306.jpg

http://random-m.com/images/730820330_sports00.jpg

[DaKCMan AP]

He is not the most photogenic person, let's just leave it at that.



no..but it doesn't keep away the ladies


http://photos-292.facebook.com/n11/205/30/2013177/n2013177_30833292_9127.jpg
http://photos-845.facebook.com/n16/186/30/12113691/n12113691_30220845_7842.jpg http://photos-n-01.facebook.com/n15/28/35/2031019/n2031019_30383818_6788.jpg http://photos-320.facebook.com/n12/127/52/2035298/n2035298_30330320_751.jpg http://ufl.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=31046056&id=2018962

[Ultra Peanut]

Mostly, he's a bigass Spanish + Kid with even more fun hair. He also, however, specializes in making horrible faces.

[CHENZ A!]

Well mutumbo is ugly.

"WHO WANTS TO SUCK MUTUMBO!?!" ROFL

[Skip Towne]

no..but it doesn't keep away the ladies


http://photos-292.facebook.com/n11/205/30/2013177/n2013177_30833292_9127.jpg
http://photos-845.facebook.com/n16/186/30/12113691/n12113691_30220845_7842.jpg http://photos-n-01.facebook.com/n15/28/35/2031019/n2031019_30383818_6788.jpg http://photos-320.facebook.com/n12/127/52/2035298/n2035298_30330320_751.jpg http://ufl.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=31046056&id=2018962
If Noah can get that quality just imagine what Tony G. can get.

[The Rick]

No one has mentioned Chris Kaman yet?

[Skip Towne]

No one has mentioned Chris Kaman yet?
Never heard of that dude. Who does he play for?

[DaKCMan AP]

Never heard of that dude. Who does he play for?

LA Clippers if I'm not mistaken.

[Skip Towne]

I change my vote to Noah.

[Rain Man]

No one has mentioned Chris Kaman yet?

He reminds me of the son on Family Guy.

[JBucc]

Did I ever nominate Steven Hill for this thread?

[Skip Towne]

I read somewhere that Joaquim Noah's mother is a former Miss Sweden. Can that possibly be true?

[BigMeatballDave]

It used to be Pippen.

[HolmeZz]

Easy. Dennis Johnson, Celtics. I challenge anyone to find worse body hair + freckles. Blech.

HAVE FUN BURNING IN HELL

[kstater]

What about Shane Battier(sp?) the former Duke player? He has those wierd wrinkles on the top of his head.

[ChiefFripp]

Scotty Pippen? He's a former player but he gets special privilages since he was THAT ugly.

[Ceej]

Derek Raivio and Drew Neitzel. I despise lil' white, shaven head fellas.

[Ceej]

Scot Pollard - mostly due to his peculiar haircuts
Jake Tsakalidis
Calvin Booth
Reggie Miller
Hubie Brown

[Skip Towne]

He's not ugly but OSU's Mike Conley looks like Priest Holmes.

[DJ's left nut]

It took waaaay too long for Noah's name to be mentioned.

I don't think it's even close. The only person that can compete with him is Yao Ming.

[Skip Towne]

It took waaaay too long for Noah's name to be mentioned.

I don't think it's even close. The only person that can compete with him is Yao Ming.
Noah has been mentioned. I asked if it could possibly be true that his mother is a former Miss Sweden?

[chappy]

Mata is uglier then Noah. Noah looks like a disgusting Latin Tranny

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Noah is the ugliest, hands down.

[Skip Towne]

Mata is uglier then Noah. Noah looks like a disgusting Latin Tranny
I just noticed Mata. He looks like a retarded monkey.

[chappy]

I just noticed Mata. He looks like a retarded monkey.

Yeah I agree he reminds me of the guy on the new dominos pizza commercial with the huge nose.

[Boyceofsummer]

George Muresan, and he wasn't in Big Fish, he was in My Giant.

The guy in Big Fish was some freak that recently died of being too huge.

[ChiefFripp]

We're a bunch of dudes discusisng how good(well bad...but still), men look. Kill us now and end it please!

[MIAdragon]

Marquis Daniels of the Pacers

[DaKCMan AP]

Noah has been mentioned. I asked if it could possibly be true that his mother is a former Miss Sweden?

Yes, his mother is Cécilia Rodhe, Miss Sweden 1978.

Also, Mata is much uglier than Noah.

[Macroach]

I have to put in a vote for Mata, the Michael Jordan of ugly. There's Mata, then there are the "other guys".

[Skip Towne]

Yes, his mother is Cécilia Rodhe, Miss Sweden 1978.


My God, what happened?

[tmax63]

2 people got it right here, Reggie Miller. Saw one of his games live and he is walking talking proof of aliens. Torso is normal sized but his hands hang below his knees and if he could wiggle his ears he could fly.

[Skip Towne]

2 people got it right here, Reggie Miller. Saw one of his games live and he is walking talking proof of aliens. Torso is normal sized but his hands hang below his knees and if he could wiggle his ears he could fly.
He has a sister who plays basketball. I wonder what she looks like?

[DaKCMan AP]

He has a sister who plays basketball. I wonder what she looks like?

She used to play, hasn't since the 80s. She's been a commentator for TNT.

http://www.capcityspeakers.com/speakers/images/millerc.jpg

[Skip Towne]

She used to play, hasn't since the 80s. She's been a commentator for TNT.

http://www.capcityspeakers.com/speakers/images/millerc.jpg
Is she related to Harvey Williams?

[The Poz]

http://www.capcityspeakers.com/speakers/images/millerc.jpg[/QUOTE]

Who's He?

[duncan_idaho]

Margo Dydak. Gigantically tall female player from Poland.

YIKES!

[Skip Towne]

If the WNBA tested for excessive testosterone it would shut them down.

[WestcoastChief]

Pretty much all of them are homely !

[Believer]

Bugs Bunny (SpaceJam)

[Skip Towne]

Pretty much all of them are homely !
Courtney Paris of OU is built like a tank and is almost as pretty.

[KCwolf]

To Challenge Noah.....I give you, the 30 year old Freshman....OHNO U Starting Center.....ODIE ODEN......OH My.

[Halfcan]

Larry Bird- whoever heard of a white guy playing basketball??

[Rausch]

Larry Bird- whoever heard of a white guy playing basketball??

Racist.

[Skip Towne]

Larry Bird- whoever heard of a white guy playing basketball??
Duke had 5 white guys on the court at once the other day.

[chagrin]

Who's He?


He used to play TE for Oakland, heh

[Braincase]

Duke had 5 white guys on the court at once the other day.

Yeah... AND THEY LOST!

[KcMizzou]

2 people got it right here, Reggie Miller. Saw one of his games live and he is walking talking proof of aliens. Torso is normal sized but his hands hang below his knees and if he could wiggle his ears he could fly.He reminds me of this guy...


http://www.startreksite.com/crews/quark.jpg

[WilliamTheIrish]

Definitely Russell Robinson.

He's got that huge forehead. Or fivehead. Looks like a hydrocephalic kid gone bad.

[Skip Towne]

Blake Griffin looks like a Cro-Magnon man. He always has that dumb look on his face.

[Sanka]

Tyler Hansboro...I think he has down syndrome .

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Tyler Hansboro...I think he has down syndrome .

:clap:



Morningstar needs to throw the bowl away before he gets his next haircut too.

[Buehler445]

Eric "I stand on press tables and beat on chicks" Deivendorf or however the fuck you spell his worthless ass name. I'd look it up, but that motherfucker is not worth it.

[BWillie]

Pretty sure most of these guys are better looking than you guys are, but I would vote for Demarre Carroll, not because he is really ugly. But because he scares me. He looks like predator.

http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Nebraska+v+Missouri+2IJ47WJBYx3l.jpg

http://www.abebooks.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/predator.jpg

I'm telling you. Same guy.

[rad]

I can't believe nobody mentioned Patrick Ewing.

[rad]

Margo Dydak. Gigantically tall female player from Poland.

YIKES!

She has a kid too. I can't imagine.......

[CoMoChief]

Joakim Noah, Kyle Singler, George Muresan (sp?), Sasha Kaun, and you most certainly have to include John Cheney the former Temple coach.

[Skip Towne]

Demarr Carroll is pretty ugly. What a set of lips!

[KcMizzou]

Demarr Carroll is pretty ugly. What a set of lips!Carroll's not ugly... he's intimidating.

[Sam Hall]

Scottie

[Buehler445]

Carroll's not ugly... he's intimidating.

Dude, he is. But I can't goddamn take him seriously with his stupid tube socks.

But he still looks like he eats children.

I thought I heard he had a super good GPA. Is that true?

[whoman69]

No mention of Greg Odin? Those ads with him being on the cover of magazines make me cringe.

[Sam Hall]

Rodman is a good candidate

[Nixhex]

http://myhero.com/images/guest/g28587/hero27871/g28587_u28526_39452538_manute270.jpg

[MadMax]

Scottie



FUGLY mofo lol has to be top 3 at the very least

[MadMax]

Demarr Carroll is pretty ugly. What a set of lips!



Righteous!! :)

[MadMax]

He's not ugly but OSU's Mike Conley looks like Priest Holmes.



Priest got tagged with the ugly stick a few few lol

[KcMizzou]

Dude, he is. But I can't goddamn take him seriously with his stupid tube socks.

But he still looks like he eats children.

I thought I heard he had a super good GPA. Is that true?Yep.

He's on the Big XII Academic team, with a 3.70.

[eazyb81]

TJ Pugh is on the Hall of Fame All-Ugly Team.


http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/397313.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193B3EA2C03450C94863F49657AC2631F17284831B75F48EF45

[Buehler445]

Yep.

He's on the Big XII Academic team, with a 3.70.

Goddamn it. That makes him harder to hate...:D

[Buehler445]

I almost forgot (pushed from my memory) the child molesting Adam Morrison
http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/adam-morrison.jpg

[KcMizzou]

Goddamn it. That makes him harder to hate...:DIt's hard to hate that guy no matter who you root for.

Also, his uncle is also his HC.

That makes it tough to get out of line. I'm a big fan of DeMarre Carroll.

Mizzou will miss him next season.

[Mizzou_8541]

Dude, he is. But I can't goddamn take him seriously with his stupid tube socks.

But he still looks like he eats children.

I thought I heard he had a super good GPA. Is that true?

Yes. In graduate school with a 4.0 gpa. Didn't you hear Ron Franklin this week? He only mentioned at least 43 times.

[Buehler445]

Yes. In graduate school with a 4.0 gpa. Didn't you hear Ron Franklin this week? He only mentioned at least 43 times.

I spent quite a bit of the time with the TV on mute.

[Nixhex]

TJ Pugh is on the Hall of Fame All-Ugly Team.


Ugly tree. Every single branch.

[Pioli Zombie]

Ethel Merman - Fort Wayne Pistons
Posted via Mobile Device

[Skip Towne]

Blake Griffin's mom.

[beach tribe]

I know who it used to be. Greg Oden.. By far. Maybe the ugliest ever.

[Skip Towne]

I know who it used to be. Greg Oden.. By far. Maybe the ugliest ever.

Joakim Noah was plenty unfortunate looking and his mother is a former Miss Sweden.

[MIAdragon]

http://partmule.com/blog16/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sam-cassell.jpg

['Hamas' Jenkins]

It's hard to hate that guy no matter who you root for.

Also, his uncle is also his HC.

That makes it tough to get out of line. I'm a big fan of DeMarre Carroll.

Mizzou will miss him next season.

I know someone who worked with him this summer and said that he was one of the nicest, most down to Earth people you could ever meet.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

http://www.nba.com/media/blazers/hapmemail1.jpg

Popeye Jones may be the winner, though:

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/basketball/nba/players/834.jpg

[Skip Towne]

I know someone who worked with him this summer and said that he was one of the nicest, most down to Earth people you could ever meet.

I'm surprised he can even talk with those huge lips.

[SPATCH]

I'm surprised he can even talk with those huge lips.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... joking? i hope...