So I broke my toe.....

[Mecca]

The other night my phone rang at like 2 am......I get up to answer it quickly and proceed to turn and basically kick my computer desk. I answer the phone and pretend to be fine while talking to this female. Meanwhile thinking "this really ****in hurts like hell".

So I go to sleep thinking it would feel better when I woke up much like when you generally stub your toe the pain goes away. So I wake up the next morning and it hurts worse and has turned this nice black/purplish color.

Now when I get up to do things I watch where I'm walking.......

[blueballs]

the Chiefs are a gateway drug

[chiefs4me]

So, how do you know you broke it??

[Mecca]

So, how do you know you broke it??

Well seeing as it's a nice purple color and hurts like hell when I walk around.......I'd venture to say it's broke.

[4th and Long]

If I get a call at 2am, someone better be dead or dieing, otherwise the person on the other end of the phone is going to get an earfull and, quite possiblly, qualify as a dead or about to die person.

[Mecca]

If I get a call at 2am, someone better be dead or dieing, otherwise the person on the other end of the phone is going to get an earfull and, quite possiblly, qualify as a dead or about to die person.

I probably have a different sleeping schedule than an average person.....I'm always awake at that time. Calling me before 11am is a pretty bad idea though. Unless of course you're a hot woman or a woman I have interest in then I'll make an exception.

[chiefs4me]

Well seeing as it's a nice purple color and hurts like hell when I walk around.......I'd venture to say it's broke.







Did you cry??

[Mecca]

Did you cry??

No I just used some profanity........then answered the phone and talked for about an hour, pretending to be fine, to the woman I was speaking with.

[Bwana]

I have broken numerous toes in martial arts, all part of the game. Tape it up, have a beer, run down the girl that called you at 2AM and tell her she owes you a BJ for breaking your toe. It'll all work out.

[4th and Long]

I probably have a different sleeping schedule than an average person.....I'm always awake at that time. Calling me before 11am is a pretty bad idea though. Unless of course you're a hot woman or a woman I have interest in then I'll make an exception.
Do you have a job to go along with those hours?

[4th and Long]

I have broken numerous toes in martial arts, all part of the game. Tape it up, have a beer, run down the girl that called you at 2AM and tell her she owes you a BJ for breaking your toe. It'll all work out.
Makes perfect sense to me. ROFL

[Mecca]

I have broken numerous toes in martial arts, all part of the game. Tape it up, have a beer, run down the girl that called you at 2AM and tell her she owes you a BJ for breaking your toe. It'll all work out.

I actually did tell her about what happened the next day. She found it amusing..then told her friends it happened from us having phone sex. So I should probably pursue the BJ, I could probably get one.......actually I could probably get more based on how our relationship is going at this point.

[chiefs4me]

I have broken numerous toes in martial arts, all part of the game. Tape it up, have a beer, run down the girl that called you at 2AM and tell her she owes you a BJ for breaking your toe. It'll all work out.



Did you cry??

[Mecca]

Do you have a job to go along with those hours?

Yes it coincides with my job of being a bum......

[4th and Long]

Yes it coincides with my job of being a bum......
Unemployed eh?

[chiefs4me]

Yes it coincides with my job of being a bum......






Then how do you live?? Are you rich??

[Mecca]

I didn't think a thread about my broken toe would lead me into a conversation about my life.....

[4th and Long]

I didn't think a thread about my broken toe would lead me into a conversation about my life.....
Welcome to The Planet. Enjoy your stay. :D

[chiefs4me]

I didn't think a thread about my broken toe would lead me into a conversation about my life.....




Anything goes on here if you are willing to tell it, but no more questions from me, good luck with the toe, and good night chiefs fans..:D

[Bwana]

Did you cry??


No, only two things make me cry. Onions and reading QuikSsurfers posts.

[4th and Long]

No, only two things make me cry. Onions and reading QuikSsurfers posts.
ROFL

[SPchief]

Then how do you live?? Are you rich??


Look out guys, its horny.

[theultimatekcchiefsfan]

I kicked the coffee table Saturday night and broke mine too. I agree, the first 5 minutes were some of the worst pain I can remember. After that though not too bad although it looks terrible.

[Coach]

Been there, done that. It sure does hurt like hell. Not to mention that a Turf-toe injury does hurt as well.

[Mecca]

I kicked the coffee table Saturday night and broke mine too. I agree, the first 5 minutes were some of the worst pain I can remember. After that though not too bad although it looks terrible.

Atleast you weren't talking on the phone in that 5 minutes pretending to be fine........

[Ultra Peanut]

Ohhhh God, the pain. I broke a toe about five years ago, tripping over a doggy gate while I was in a hurry. It's so crooked.

The toe, I mean.

http://random-m.com/images/260473003_baby-gate-pet-gate.jpg

[listopencil]

No, only two things make me cry. Onions and reading QuikSsurfers posts.



What about Brian's Song? Old Yeller?

[chiefs4me]

Look out guys, its horny.







You stupid freak/loser/asshole..that line belongs to Donger just like every other line you use, at least get your own......:rolleyes::harumph:

[Mecca]

She has gone back to bump this lovely thread about my toe.....

[Coach]

ROFL

[sedated]

I broke my little toe a couple years ago.

was walking through a door and caught the lil guy on the door frame.

I was talking on the phone at the time, dropped it, but couldn't make a sound from the pain.

I thought I was gonna throw up.

[Mecca]

Mine is my 3rd toe....I guess it would be the middle toe.

[chiefs4me]

She has gone back to bump this lovely thread about my toe.....




yea, I have that problem of pretty much doing what I want..:D


How's that toe feeling today??