The Off-Season Blues: A poem from me to you.

[coach_L]

I don't believe all of this, but I know others here do. So I wrote up this poem. A little something for us all to raise the bottle to going into the weekend.

Off-Season Blues

Thanks alot Keeng Carl, my hear's uh' breakin.
I can't cencetrate at work and my hemroids are achin.

Little FA activity? But we needed TO!!!
What are you doin? What's thu deelio?

You're content with mediocracy, and sitting on cruise.
this pain is killing me, I've got the Off-Season Blues.

I know. You brought us Roaf, Allen, and Montana too.
There's Gonzo, Shields, and Priest. Yeah, I guess that's true.

I guess there's also DJ, DT, LJ, and Green.
But I'm still sore from that Schottinheimer scheme.

Besides, this is a sad poem, and I'm feeling down.
No Bernard, corner, or Joey, just gives me a frown.

And don't tease me about a draft, I know how that goes.
I remember Trazell, Siavii, and that LB Percy Snow.

Gone are the likes of Borigter and Chris Horn.
T-Rich too? Now that's something to mourn.

So I'll just sit here sulkin.....poutin....trying to find hope.
With the Off-Season Blues are sinkin in. I just can't cope.

-Coach_L