I just had a beautiful mexican woman running her fingers through my hair

[Hammock Parties]

She looked like Penelope Cruz.

Afterwards, I paid her.

[Dave Lane]

How much is a hair hand job these days?

Dave

[Thig Lyfe]

Once again, they're taking the jobs no American wants.

[Stinger]

Once again, they're taking the jobs no American wants.

ROFLROFLROFL

[Gonzo]

Regret that questionable hook up? :banghead:

[Scaga]

You dad is gonna be pissed when he sees that charge on the credit card.

[Bowser]

Once again, they're taking the jobs no American wants.

ROFL

[kepp]

Once again, they're taking the jobs no American wants.
That's just perfect ROFL

[luv]

I guess your hair will be kept short and well trimmed. Gonna see her every 4-6 weeks?

[ChiefsFire]

was the happy ending extra??

[Mile High Mania]

Putting a wig on your hand and talking back to yourself in an accent doesn't constitute a hot mexican chic.

[Hammock Parties]

Putting a wig on your hand and talking back to yourself in an accent doesn't constitute a hot mexican chic.

THREE TACOS, TWO TOSTADAS AND A SODA POP!

http://www.breakfasttacos.com/sp_jlo.jpg

[Coach]

Once again, they're taking the jobs no American wants.

ROFL ROFL

[Frankie]

Once again, they're taking the jobs no American wants.
ROFL Hilarious! ROFL ..rep

[Thig Lyfe]

Fooooo

[el borracho]

Fooooo
Fighters

[Bugeater]

Fooooo
Chit.

[Ultra Peanut]

where to making poop

[Ultra Peanut]

Carlos Mencia JUST ripped that joke off.

[SPchief]

Carlos Mencia JUST ripped that joke off.


heh

[Thig Lyfe]

Carlos Mencia JUST ripped that joke off.

hahaha!

[boogblaster]

Have you seen Carlos?? the fat mexican with the shotgun ....