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Gonzo
04-07-2006, 11:24 AM
http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/7242_1649374,00180007.htm

My only question is.....how will they get his coffin shut??
Stinger
04-07-2006, 11:46 AM
http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/7242_1649374,00180007.htm

My only question is.....how will they get his coffin shut??

Is Larry Flint delivering the eulogy?
Gonzo
04-07-2006, 11:50 AM
Is Larry Flint delivering the eulogy?

:clap: ROFL
Simplex3
04-07-2006, 11:52 AM
If he truly loved those girls he'd let them live on as some young boy's fodder for autoerotica.
Gonzo
04-07-2006, 12:05 PM
If he truly loved those girls he'd let them live on as some young boy's fodder for autoerotica.

Fodder for autoerotica?
Them are some five dollar words! ROFL
Simplex3
04-07-2006, 12:10 PM
Fodder for autoerotica?
Them are some five dollar words! ROFL
What better way to say "whacking off to porn" in mixed company?
Delano
04-07-2006, 12:12 PM
"Vladimir Villisov, who survived a heart attack, said that the experience had made him realise that the girls in the magazines had been his constant companions for years, and that he wanted them to be his companions in the afterlife too.

"The girls in those magazines have been my companions for years, and I want them to accompany me to the next life," Fox News quoted him, as telling Utro newspaper."


That is some quality reporting right there. You just have to love redundancy in reporting. In case you missed the point they repeat it!
Simplex3
04-07-2006, 12:14 PM
That is some quality reporting right there. You just have to love redundancy in reporting. In case you missed the point they repeat it!
The Department of Redundancy Department.
Gonzo
04-07-2006, 12:16 PM
In case you want to learn how to say "Bury me with porn" in russian:
http://www.talkrussian.com/phrases.htm
Simplex3
04-07-2006, 12:17 PM
In case you want to learn how to say "Bury me with porn" in russian:
http://www.talkrussian.com/phrases.htm
ROFL

I'd have to say that was in my top 5 list of things to worry about today.
Gonzo
04-07-2006, 12:19 PM
ROFL

I'd have to say that was in my top 5 list of things to worry about today.

And now you know....and knowing is half the battle!
DJJasonp
04-07-2006, 02:25 PM
I think the makers of the coffin should do a co-op with the people at Vaseline and Lubriderm...

Maybe Kleenex too....
sd4chiefs
04-07-2006, 03:10 PM
I hope he remembers to pack a flashlight and lots of batteries.
sedated
04-07-2006, 03:18 PM
http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/7242_1649374,00180007.htm

My only question is.....how will they get his coffin shut??


A 65-year old unmarried Russian man is apparently so attached to his stack of porn magazines, that not only has he decided to be buried with them when he dies, but has also designed a coffin with special space for them.

how could you miss that? the article is 3 only paragraphs
Gonzo
04-07-2006, 04:57 PM
A 65-year old unmarried Russian man is apparently so attached to his stack of porn magazines, that not only has he decided to be buried with them when he dies, but has also designed a coffin with special space for them.

how could you miss that? the article is 3 only paragraphs

I hope you're joking. If not.....we need to talk. :)