And now the funniest website ever.

[big nasty kcnut]

http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

[Ebolapox]

eh, not the funniest... but somewhat close to

-EB-

[RealSNR]

Everytime you post a True Facts About Chuck Norris link, Chuck Norris comes to your house and murders you with a fingernail clipper

[Ebolapox]

this one on vinny D was great though...

ROFL

Most people don't know this, but the bible actually ends with Vin Diesel showing up at the crucifixion with a pair of Uzi's and kicking some Roman ass. Vin Diesel was all like, "Jesus, I totally saved you." Then, off on the horizon, a bunch of Romans show up riding dinosaurs led by Mecha Pontious Pilate. Jesus busts out this sweet ninja sword and says, "Now it's my turn to save you." Then Jesus and Vin Diesel run towards the Romans in slow motion. That's how the bible ends. It's a cliff-hanger. I can't wait for the sequel, "The Bible 2: Water...Into Blood".

-EB-

[BigRedChief]

Everytime you post a True Facts About Chuck Norris link, Chuck Norris comes to your house and murders you with a fingernail clipper

Unless Jack Bauer is close by then its curtains for the Norris.