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Dartgod
04-11-2006, 11:26 AM
Clothes washing instructions for men: Gather dirty clothes and drop off at laundromat Spend the rest of the day drinking beer and watching football Pickup clean clothes the next dayClothes washing instructions for women: Take basket of dirty clothes downstairs to laundry room Put clothes in washer tub Add laundry detergent Set timer on washing machine and start load When wash cycle is finished, go back down to laundry room Remove wet, clean clothes and place in dryer Add fabric softener sheet to dryer Start dryer cycle Place a second load of clothes in washing machine Repeat steps 3 and 4 Accidentally drop phone behind washing machine Attempt to reach behind washer to retrieve phone Get stuck, upside-down, behind washing machine Manage to retrieve phone while still stuck, upside-down, behind washing machine Call a friend, while still stuck, upside-down, behind washing machine Wait for friend to rescue you from being stuck, upside-down, behind washing machine Post entire ordeal on an internet bulletin board, where you will be ridiculed for years

Lzen
04-11-2006, 11:41 AM
Heh, that was almost as funny as Tommykat's oil changing instructions.

Dartgod
04-11-2006, 11:43 AM
Heh, that was almost as funny as Tommykat's oil changing instructions.
Ummmm, that was the point. :spock: