Signature Penance?

[jAZ]

So apparently I'm among the neglectful and abusive crowd who's signature was larger than authorized. I think Bob Dole started a thread annoucing that the beatings would begin soon (and continue until morale improves?).

Anyway, I was wondering if there is some sort of penance that I need to complete to get my sig rights back.

I'll be good in the future. I promise. o:-)

[JBucc]

Leave and never return. Only then can you have your sig.

[jAZ]

Leave and never return. Only then can you have your sig.
ROFL

[Simplex3]

ROFL
What's the laughter for? I thought it was an excellent plan.

[greg63]

One must climb the pyramids of Egypt, and once at the top meditate to discover the answer to your question.

[listopencil]

Bush took your sig.

[greg63]

Leave and never return. Only then can you have your sig.


Go away, and never come back!

[Iowanian]

Refrain from douchebaggary for 1 month.


I'll not hold my breath.

[Braincase]

Use the Power of the Serpentine to wash away the stench of feminine whinyness... that, and put on some Rammstein.

[Bob Dole]

Use the Power of the Serpentine to wash away the stench of feminine whinyness... that, and put on some Rammstein.

You might want to translate the lyrics to Mann gegen Mann before you draw too much of an association between Rammstein and masculinity...

[jspchief]

Poetic Justice.

I remember a time when Jaz's sig took up about a page and a half of my computer screen. It's coming around.

[jAZ]

What's the laughter for? I thought it was an excellent plan.
WooWoo

[htismaqe]

You might want to translate the lyrics to Mann gegen Mann before you draw too much of an association between Rammstein and masculinity...

Mann gegen Mann means man against man...I've never heard the song, but if you'd like to supply, I can translate...

:D

[Bob Dole]

Mann gegen Mann means man against man...I've never heard the song, but if you'd like to supply, I can translate...

:D

Give it a shot and see if you determine that "against" isn't used in the context you're probably assuming it is.

[Brock]

Mann gegen Mann means man against man...I've never heard the song, but if you'd like to supply, I can translate...

:D


Uh....yeah.....

http://herzeleid.com/en/lyrics/rosenrot/mann_gegen_mann

[jAZ]

Mann gegen Mann means man against man...I've never heard the song, but if you'd like to supply, I can translate...

:D
http://herzeleid.com/en/lyrics/rosenrot/mann_gegen_mann

Unofficial Translation ©2005 Jeremy Williams.

Destiny smiled on me
and gave me a present
Threw me on a warm star [1]
So close to the skin, so far from the eye
I take my destiny in my own hands
My desire is manned

Where the fresh water dies
because it taints itself in salt
I keep the Little Prince in mind
A king without a queen
When a woman is mistaken about me
then the bright world is confused

Man against man
My skin belongs to the gentlemen
Man against man
Birds of a feather flock together
Man against man
I am the servant of two masters
Man against man
Birds of a feather flock together

I am the corner of all rooms
I am the shadow of all trees
No link is missing in my chain [2]
when lust pulls from behind
My family calls me a traitor [3]
I am the nightmare of all fathers

Man against man
My skin belongs to the gentlemen
Man against man
Birds of a feather flock together

Man against man
But my heart freezes on some days
Man against man
Cold tongues that beat there

Gay-ah [4]

I'm not interested in balance
The sun shines in my face
But my heart freezes on some days
Cold tongues that beat there

Gay-ah
Man gayfor man [5]

[1] "Warm" means the same as the English word "warm", but also is slang for "homosexual". Thus, the star is either warm or gay, or both.

[2] "Glied" can mean both "link" (of a chain) and "member" – that is, "penis".

[3] "Geschlecht" can mean many things: "sex", "gender", "family", "house", "generation", etc. It can also be short for "Geschlechtsteil" which means "genitals".

[4] The screaming ("Ah") has been combined with "Schwuler" to make "Schwulah". That, or it's similar to "playa" as opposed to "player", just changing the ending to sound "hip".

[5] Gegen and "gay gen" sound the same. The former means "against", the latter "gay for".

[jAZ]

Use the Power of the Serpentine to wash away the stench of feminine whinyness... that, and put on some Rammstein.
:rockon: TinkyWinky