The cheerleaders look busted again this year

[Tatertot13]

http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/2006/04/12/meet_the_2006_chiefs_cheerleaders/

[Delano]

Close, but no cigar..

[chagrin]

yikes

[Radar Chief]

:shrug: Eh, I’ve done worse.

[Demonpenz]

atleast we lead the league in adams apples

[Hammock Parties]

The best:

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_kimbraly.jpg

The worst:

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_krystalw.jpg

[HC_Chief]

heh, do they hire Glamour Shots to take the photos? Seriously... the pix are awful.

[TEX]

IMO, Haylee is the best looking by far.

What's up with Liz's hair?

Mary is very SCARY. YIKES!

[jspchief]

heh, do they hire Glamour Shots to take the photos? Seriously... the pix are awful.I agree. Feel free to use lighting that doesn't make them look like they just got done working a double shift at the McDonalds fryer.

[DJJasonp]

Seriously....I think some of these are transvestites!

[harpes]

My GOD they are some UGLY chicks for the most part. Arent there any better looking hookers in KC?

[DMAC]

surprisingly, this is better than last year.

[R&GHomer]

surprisingly, this is better than last year.

:shake: Sad but true.

[cadmonkey]

Yikes!

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_krystalc.jpg

[Delano]

Yikes!

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_krystalc.jpg


Is this a parallel universe??? (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3139212&postcount=7)

[HemiEd]

Now my eyes hurt.

[Deberg_1990]

Most of these girls should be good enough for the Camero drivin, Mullet wearing Arrowhead crowd....LOL

[bogie]

I'd do any of them. But Celine and Terin are my favorite.

[Chief Chief]

goxlibutscrale's got it right: Kimbraly's the best, 'tho I'd have to say that Nicole's a close second. Krystal's got the "wacky eye" thing goin' on...

Obviously, with all the poor-lookin' rookies, we had a seriously lousy draft this year. Nearly as bad as the 2002 draft...did ya see the looks of our 4-year veterans? Hopefully, we can pick up some free agents soon or pray for some walk-ons...

[58-4ever]

I think Celine is the best also.

[Radar Chief]

I agree. Feel free to use lighting that doesn't make them look like they just got done working a double shift at the McDonalds fryer.

That was my first thought also. At least the photographer could’ve tried to take some of the shine off their faces.
And whoever coached them into those gummy smiles needs to have a pot knot smacked on their heads big enough for a calf to nurse on.

[Pitt Gorilla]

I'm guessing most of those girls are prettier in person. That photographer should lose his license (or whatever).

[teedubya]

this is the one I would choose to romp naked with first.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_lindsayf.jpg

[Pitt Gorilla]

Maybe Nicole or the first Laura.

[StcChief]

I'm guessing most of those girls are prettier in person. That photographer should lose his license (or whatever).

Not really... the ones at last June's free work out at Arrowhead were not that great in person.

This is a potential career enhancer for them. They aren't doing it for the money. They may love the Chiefs.

[journeyscarab]

Did Lafonda make the cut?

[Delano]

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_laurap.jpg

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_lexi.jpg

I really hope the rookie players have more potential than these cheerleaders.

[DMAC]

Yikes!

I am just glad that they got rid of this guy...

[JBucc]

Holy God. I'd seen people complaining about our ugly cheerleaders but I'd never actually looked at pics. Damn.

[jidar]

For the love of god.

I've seen good makeup/photography make some really ugly people look good, but the Chiefs have the worst fking photographer in the history of photography.

[SACTOCHIEF]

:banghead: DAMN, DAMN, DAMN.....UGLY

[Rooster]

I am just glad that they got rid of this guy...

Isn't that Shawn Barber?

[KCHawg]

Isn't that Shawn Barber?
:LOL: :LOL: ROFL ROFL ROFL Rep!

[kaplin42]

This is the best, all though Kimbarly is a close second.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f30/kaplin42/34_lauren.jpg

But yeah, jesus, some of our cheerleaders look like they could audition for the movie "Mask" the one from the 80's with Cher in it. Save a substantial amount on make up too.

[kepp]

Yikes!

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_krystalc.jpg
We now know where Kris Wilson has been hiding.

[vailpass]

At some point blaming the photographer, lighting, etc. becomes a hollow exscuse for the fact that the KC cheerleaders are the least attractive in the NFL. There are literally some butt-ugly girls on this squad who wouldn't qualify as tampon machine fillers on most NFL cheer squads.
FUGLY.

[Phobia]

At some point blaming the photographer, lighting, etc. becomes a hollow exscuse for the fact that the KC cheerleaders are the least attractive in the NFL. There are literally some butt-ugly girls on this squad who wouldn't qualify as tampon machine fillers on most NFL cheer squads.
FUGLY.

Anybody can see those photos are awful. I could do an equally dismal job with a disposable 35 mm and some construction lights.

[DJJasonp]

We now know where Kris Wilson has been hiding.


She's (he?) gotta 'stache that might make Burt Reynolds jealous!

[RedNFeisty]

You guys are funny as hell. If any of you were out and Lindsay, Trisha, Jeron, or Lexi came up to you none of you would turn them away. Now perhaps the group isn't near as good as other teams, but these ladies are still pretty hot compared to the average woman.

[sedated]

You guys are funny as hell. If any of you were out and Lindsay, Trisha, Jeron, or Lexi came up to you none of you would turn them away. Now perhaps the group isn't near as good as other teams, but these ladies are still pretty hot compared to the average woman.

you may be right, except for the She-Man.

I know an adam's apple, no matter how drunk I am

[DJJasonp]

you may be right, except for the She-Man.

I know an adam's apple, no matter how drunk I am


Excellent point.

[luv]

With looks like that, you 'd think they'd at least have some talent.

[DMAC]

You guys are funny as hell. If any of you were out and Lindsay, Trisha, Jeron, or Lexi came up to you none of you would turn them away. Now perhaps the group isn't near as good as other teams, but these ladies are still pretty hot compared to the average woman.If a man hit on me I would turn them away. This is no different.

[R&GHomer]

You guys are funny as hell. If any of you were out and Lindsay, Trisha, Jeron, or Lexi came up to you none of you would turn them away. Now perhaps the group isn't near as good as other teams, but these ladies are still pretty hot compared to the average woman.

LOL... I don't know about all that. The picture of Laura had me thinking she may just pop out of my monitor and start pecking bread crumbs off my desktop.

[Jilly]

I like Darcy, she looks yummy.

[Radar Chief]

You guys are funny as hell. If any of you were out and Lindsay, Trisha, Jeron, or Lexi came up to you none of you would turn them away. Now perhaps the group isn't near as good as other teams, but these ladies are still pretty hot compared to the average woman.

Post #4:shrug: Eh, I’ve done worse.

:thumb:

[Iowanian]

I'm pretty sure, somewhere on a MadTV skit.....Jamie Fox just said

"heeeeeeeeeey"

Yikes!

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_krystalc.jpg

[Taco John]

You guys have one hell of a Great Personality Squad this year.

[Ebolapox]

The best:

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_kimbraly.jpg

The worst:

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_krystalw.jpg

ROFL

the pics of them on the left aren't too shabby... the pics of them on the right are hideously oily/waxy--they need some noxeeeeema

-EB-

[Ebolapox]

Yikes!

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_krystalc.jpg

is that a.....mustache?!?

-EB-

[Rooster]

is that a.....mustache?!?

-EB-

I don't know if that is a mustache or not but that bulge IS a penis. :(

[Rain Man]

I kind of like this gal in a girl-next-door kind of way.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_jessica.jpg

[Ebolapox]

I don't know if that is a mustache or not but that bulge IS a penis. :(

ROFL

can't rep you twice in a row--but well played

-EB-

[DMAC]

ROFL

can't rep you twice in a row--but well played

-EB-I got him

[Ebolapox]

there's a fuggin' VAMPIRE on the squad!!! VAMPIRE!!! SHE HAS FANGS!!! SHE'S THE UNDEAD11!!!!!!

-EB-

[RedNFeisty]

LOL... I don't know about all that. The picture of Laura had me thinking she may just pop out of my monitor and start pecking bread crumbs off my desktop.


ROFL

I didn't mention Laura.

[DJJasonp]

It's almost like the movie "Major League" where the owner is trying to put together such a crappy squad, the team can re-locate....

Maybe Carl's trying to get the whole group sent to Russia (where they'll be worshipped)....and we can start fresh.

[way2kalm]

At some point blaming the photographer, lighting, etc. becomes a hollow exscuse for the fact that the KC cheerleaders are the least attractive in the NFL. There are literally some butt-ugly girls on this squad who wouldn't qualify as tampon machine fillers on most NFL cheer squads.
FUGLY.

Welcome to Kansas City

[DMAC]

If someone could just get that squad to come in and read this thread, they might all quit. Especially "lip in a blender" girl, er guy.

[CosmicPal]

Honestly, I don't think all the girls are all that bad. As a lotta peeps mentioned, the photography and graphics are deplorable!

But, even worse, is the outfit they are wearing. I'm sorry, but these have got to be the worst fuggen uni's I've ever seen- particularly the glitter tops.

Makes me wonder if Liberace is the cheerleading coach.

Please, go back to the old uniforms- you know the fluffy skirts that allows a man a tiny peek whenever they kick their legs up. Yea, that's what I'm talking about...:D

[Rain Man]

It is not my intent to be cruel or paranoid, but can someone pull up a picture from Saturday Night Live of Finesse Mitchell in drag? I'd like to see if someone's playing a joke on us.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_mallorie.jpg

[DJJasonp]

Five o'clock shadows must be a requirement to be on this squad.

[jspchief]

You guys are funny as hell. If any of you were out and Lindsay, Trisha, Jeron, or Lexi came up to you none of you would turn them away. Now perhaps the group isn't near as good as other teams, but these ladies are still pretty hot compared to the average woman.Our pathetically low standards should in no way be confused with a scale of hotness.

[DMAC]

They need some Nascar-Chiefs hats to go with those outfits!!

[jspchief]

I had no idea Corky had a sister.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_alternate_brittany.jpg

[SPchief]

GAH

[Donger]

You guys are funny as hell. If any of you were out and Lindsay, Trisha, Jeron, or Lexi came up to you none of you would turn them away.

I would.

[Radar Chief]

Our pathetically low standards should in no way be confused with a scale of hotness.

:LOL: Really. We’re guys, we’d hump a couch if the cushions were fluffy enough. ;)

[DMAC]

:LOL: Really. We’re guys, we’d hump a couch if the cushions were fluffy enough. ;)Not if the couch had grease all over it and a penis i wouldn't.

[jspchief]

Not if the couch had grease all over it and a penis i wouldn't.Wait. What kind of grease are we talking about? I mean, bacon grease? That's some pretty good stuff.

Oh wait. Definately no to the penis.

[Radar Chief]

Not if the couch had grease all over it and a penis i wouldn't.

No disagreement there. Just ‘cause our standards are “pathetically low” shouldn’t indicate that they’re THAT low.

[DMAC]

Wait. What kind of grease are we talking about? I mean, bacon grease? That's some pretty good stuff.

Oh wait. Definately no to the penis.Yea, don't overlook the penis, jspchief, that would be bad.

[RedNFeisty]

I would.

Yes, but you have already established you are a freak of nature. :)

I should have said any "single man", or "if he were single" he would not turn them away.

[RedNFeisty]

Our pathetically low standards should in no way be confused with a scale of hotness.

That is a given. :)

[Skip Towne]

This photographer is moonlighting from his regular job. He is the head photographer of drivers license photos for the DMV in real life.

[dtebbe]

Cool, they also have thier new theme song up:
Click here to listen (http://www.nederland.k12.tx.us/nhs/who_let.mp3)

DT

[DMAC]

Cool, they also have thier new theme song up:
Click here to listen (http://www.nederland.k12.tx.us/nhs/who_let.mp3)

DTI wonder if it sounds like 20 bass singers. I will just guess, cause I am not clicking on that link.

[chiefscafan]

damn no dallas cowgirls in that bunch. With the exception of a couple of them most of them look like men in drag LOL, Is this really the best KC has to offer. Makes me glad I left for california,

[Skip Towne]

damn no dallas cowgirls in that bunch. With the exception of a couple of them most of them look like men in drag LOL, Is this really the best KC has to offer. Makes me glad I left for california,
Which reminds me, anyone seen QT around lately?

[dtebbe]

Thier uniforms just suck too. They need something that doesn't look like wonder bras with dime-store glitter glued on. Carolina has some nice looking cheerleader unis IMHO.

DT

[HC_Chief]

Yeah right.... most of you dorks couldn't even score with Nancy

<img src="http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/680/kansascitychiefslogo10301048xi.jpg">

:p

[SPchief]

Niiiiiiice

[listopencil]

heh, do they hire Glamour Shots to take the photos? Seriously... the pix are awful.


Yeah, that's some horrible photography. Some of those girls look like they just need better lighting. Some of them are dogs though.

[jlscorpio]

wow, my high school squad looked waaaay better than this, mall hair included

[Sure-Oz]

This is the best, all though Kimbarly is a close second.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f30/kaplin42/34_lauren.jpg

But yeah, jesus, some of our cheerleaders look like they could audition for the movie "Mask" the one from the 80's with Cher in it. Save a substantial amount on make up too.
i ahh ski ski'ed to her myspace....

she is pretty hot, that pic does her no justice.

[Sure-Oz]

Yeah right.... most of you dorks couldn't even score with Nancy

<img src="http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/680/kansascitychiefslogo10301048xi.jpg">

:p

lmfao that is the post of the thread right there... ROFL

[Logical]

Yikes!

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_krystalc.jpg

Halle Berry she is not! Hell I would take Aretha Franklin over that chick.

[VonneMarie]

Cool, they also have thier new theme song up:
Click here to listen (http://www.nederland.k12.tx.us/nhs/who_let.mp3)

DT
ROFL

[Logical]

this is the one I would choose to romp naked with first.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_lindsayf.jpgShe is the best I think I can ever recall for a KC cheerleader.. But it does point out how ugly the outfits the Chiefs use for their cheerleaders really are.

[VonneMarie]

Thanks guys. I haven't laughed this hard since the 0WN3D pic thread. ROFL

Rep for everyone is on the way.

[Logical]

You guys are funny as hell. If any of you were out and Lindsay, Trisha, Jeron, or Lexi came up to you none of you would turn them away. Now perhaps the group isn't near as good as other teams, but these ladies are still pretty hot compared to the average woman.

Red I usually agree with you, but perhaps I am spoiled living in San Diego. But your average chick on the beach out here puts these cheerleaders to shame. Let alone the really sizzling ones. Perhaps that is why San Diego's cheerleaders are so much vastly better. But when you consider the Raiders cheerleaders put ours to shame that is just an embarrassment.

[Logical]

It is not my intent to be cruel or paranoid, but can someone pull up a picture from Saturday Night Live of Finesse Mitchell in drag? I'd like to see if someone's playing a joke on us.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_mallorie.jpg

I don't think she should be cheering but she looks like she could be our #2 CB.

[BIG_DADDY]

Red I usually agree with you, but perhaps I am spoiled living in San Diego. But your average chick on the beach out here puts these cheerleaders to shame. Let alone the really sizzling ones. Perhaps that is why San Diego's cheerleaders are so much vastly better. But when you consider the Raiders cheerleaders put ours to shame that is just an embarrassment.


Vastly better is not a strong enough term. It's like comparing a pinto to Ferrari. Cheerleaders are not supposed to be slightly better they are supposed to be HOT, that is the point. Whoever is in charge of this at Arrowhead is doing a terrible job bottom line.

[BIG_DADDY]

I don't think she should be cheering but she looks like she could be our #2 CB. ROFL

[gblowfish]

Can't believe this one didn't make the cut...

[jspchief]

This one has HoC potential.

[Donger]

Yes, but you have already established you are a freak of nature. :)

I should have said any "single man", or "if he were single" he would not turn them away.

Eh, I wouldn't have banged any of them when I was single, either. I'm a quality over quantity type guy.

[Jenny Gump]

You know, I'm no prize, but this is kind of funny. Did you notice how the alternates are a little more cushy in the midsection?

Well, at least Tarin and Amy upped the ante a teensy itsy bitsy little bit.

Most look wonderful from the chin down.

[PunkinDrublic]

Nice to know our previous lobbying efforts made a difference huh :rolleyes: This is bullshit. I think whoever put together this squad should be fired immediately. I absolutely refuse to believe these are the best looking women they could find. It's been 6 years since I've lived in KC but there are smoking hot chicks in the area. Some of the skanks in these pics I wouldn't even hire to work the dayshift at the outhouse.

[jspchief]

Nice to know our previous lobbying efforts made a difference huh :rolleyes: This is bullshit. I think whoever put together this squad should be fired immediately. I absolutely refuse to believe these are the best looking women they could find. It's been 6 years since I've lived in KC but there are smoking hot chicks in the area. Some of the skanks in these pics I wouldn't even hire to work the dayshift at the outhouse.Look no further than the thread about the KC Brigade (arena league) cheerleaders for proof that there are hotter women in KC.

It's pathetic that an Arena team is beating the Chiefs at this. I'm sure they probably have a better website too.

God help us if the two teams were to ever face off.

[Dartgod]

Yeah right.... most of you dorks couldn't even score with Nancy

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/680/kansascitychiefslogo10301048xi.jpg

:p

Now that one I'd hit...

[Boon]

Brigade Cheerleaders = Foxes
Chiefs Cheerleaders = Swamp Sows

[JohnnyV13]

Hell..i'd do Kari, Terin or Celine

[JohnnyV13]

Hmmm..on second glance i'd say Terin and Kari are definately doable....and i'd be pretty happy about it

[sedated]

We’re guys, we’d hump a couch if the cushions were fluffy enough.

sounds like you speak from experience.


actually, I have had worse than my couch

[burt]

uuummmmmmm, when did alternate start meaning THICK???

One word....FUGLY!!!

[StcChief]

They look like a bust, (a bad one at that)
and just like every year for quite awhile.

[KcMizzou]

sounds like you speak from experience.


actually, I have had worse than my couchNot me. Your couch was the worst I've ever had.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Man...I just can't believe this. Even here in Omaha, one need go no further than any bar on a Friday night and see much higher quality than this. The pics are freakin' aweful, no doubt. But some professional did this, and every year we get this shit. Here in Omaha the arena league team is the Omaha Beef. Their cheerleaders are called the Omaha Prime Dancers. I know, could we please have more cow references...but the Prime dancers look much better for the most part than the Chiefs Cheerleaders do...and their pictures don't do them much justice either. But at least the don't look like....men...:shake:

I haven't been out to every NFL team site on the web, but I'd bet that we have got to have the ugliest cheerleaders in the league...at least in pictures. Last year on the website for Access Arrowhead, they had a behind the scenes with the cheerleaders, and they looked alot better. Night and day. The photographer should be fired...

[kaplin42]

Red I usually agree with you, but perhaps I am spoiled living in San Diego. But your average chick on the beach out here puts these cheerleaders to shame. Let alone the really sizzling ones. Perhaps that is why San Diego's cheerleaders are so much vastly better. But when you consider the Raiders cheerleaders put ours to shame that is just an embarrassment.

I have to agree with the SD chicks. San Diego is the land of the beautiful people. When I lived there, I would fall in love 3 or 4 times just going to the grocery store.

[burt]

Fugly, I tell you..........fugly.........

[Dayze]

Brittany has teeth like Jack Harry.

[big nasty kcnut]

Damnit carl

[RedNFeisty]

Red I usually agree with you, but perhaps I am spoiled living in San Diego. But your average chick on the beach out here puts these cheerleaders to shame. Let alone the really sizzling ones. Perhaps that is why San Diego's cheerleaders are so much vastly better. But when you consider the Raiders cheerleaders put ours to shame that is just an embarrassment.


I don't mean to say that they are very hot women, I am just saying some of these guys couldn't come close to touching a few of them. Hell, I probably wouldn't turn down the three I mentioned.

Remember, I am in the land of oz over here, and not by choice. :)

[RealSNR]

I wonder how they move this bitch to Arrowhead? With an earthmover?

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_mary.jpg

[RealSNR]

Jeron is kind of cute

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_jeron.jpg

[RealSNR]

So is Heidi

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_heidi.jpg

[Molitoth]

I wonder how they move this bitch to Arrowhead? With an earthmover?

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_mary.jpg

That picture does look like shit, but I used to date Mary and she was pretty hot when downdressed and no makeup. The photographer and the squad leader of these team should be fired asap.

[Tactical Funky]

Amy, the third one, is the cutest IMO.

[|Zach|]

Ha! A second girl I went to HS made the squad...

Sarah isnt in it this year around...

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_alternate_bobbiejo.jpg
http://photos-085.facebook.com/n13/176/12/34302793/n34302793_30723085_3515.jpg

[ping2000]

Kimbraly? What kind of goofy ass name is that? Her parents should be slapped. She is the best looking though.

[Frazod]

The horror......

[Chief Chief]

[QUOTE=ping2000]Kimbraly? What kind of goofy ass name is that?/QUOTE]

Well, first of all, it's goofy.

And, secondly, she does have an ass which we can only hope is her best side.

[Prince22]

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_krystalc.jpg

Hell, she could have at least gotten her hair did!

[Prince22]

These two are the hottest IMO

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_nicole.jpg

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_liz.jpg

[KevB]

this is the one I would choose to romp naked with first.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_lindsayf.jpg

She works in my building.....very attractive girl. Better in person than in this picture.

[UKMike]

These two are the hottest IMO

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_nicole.jpg

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_liz.jpg

Agreed.

[Chiefs Express]

I thought you guys were fans and watching the games.

Besides, you should be looking for the hot woman at the house.

[Duck Dog]

There's a few hotties, but not many would make me double take.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Thank God for Trisha, Kari and Nicole... that is all.

[Lono]

Kari is by FAR the hottest one.

[way2kalm]

These two are the hottest IMO

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_nicole.jpg

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/34_liz.jpg

Nicole is nice, but Liz is just way too damn skinny! She looks like a skeleton with skin wrapped around her. No good.