View Full Version : If there was one NFL player you could blindside...
DJJasonp
04-12-2006, 02:15 PM
....blindside like DT used to....who would it be?
This is you, getting to put on the pads and helmet....rush around the end unblocked and jack someone (doesnt have to be a QB) in half.
Mine is an easy pick....Shanon Sharpe....because he's a punk and It would bring a smile to my face to level his punk-ass.
Eleazar
04-12-2006, 02:16 PM
George Foster deserves it for breaking that Bengal player's leg on that cheap shot. (or whatever injury it was)
Tatertot13
04-12-2006, 02:17 PM
Deon Sanders
Brock
04-12-2006, 02:18 PM
Better make it a kicker. A small Guatemalan kicker.
Katipan
04-12-2006, 02:18 PM
The Goose. But I want to do it with an 18 wheeler.
Demonpenz
04-12-2006, 02:18 PM
trent green
OK then, I assume this means past players as well.....
Ed McCaffrey
DJJasonp
04-12-2006, 02:20 PM
trent green
blasphemy.
StcChief
04-12-2006, 02:20 PM
Deon Sanders
Ditto.
Mr. run away from a tackle, push out of bounds CB, I might get hurt.
Hammock Parties
04-12-2006, 02:20 PM
Jake Plummer.
Rain Man
04-12-2006, 02:21 PM
You mean besides Romanowski?
OK then, I assume this means past players as well.....
Ed McCaffreyOMG YES. Right after he does his neck thing, thats when I would hit him.
CosmicPal
04-12-2006, 02:22 PM
Fugg the players, I'd want to blindside Shananhan and Al Davis both. And then I'd step on the sides of their faces when I walk back to the defensive huddle.
kaplin42
04-12-2006, 02:22 PM
T.O. with out a doubt, for thinking its all about him and not about the game.
Jilly
04-12-2006, 02:22 PM
T.O. Or..... Bill Romanowski
picasso
04-12-2006, 02:23 PM
Ray Lewis.
I am sick of the dance, the leader of men can't do it without me crap, the hey I am broke cause I don't know what to do with my money and the Ravens won't give me a dime more so I'm leavin' crap, and the fact that he got his ass handed to him when he played against KC and not a single sportswriter acknowledged that he cried bleeding on the sideline like a little baby.
OMG YES. Right after he does his neck thing, thats when I would hit him.
Fuggin exactly.... makes you wanna brush your teeth with a razor doesn't it?
gblowfish
04-12-2006, 02:27 PM
Current players who should be knocked on their ass:
Rodney Harrison
John Lynch
T.O.
Chad Johnson
Past players who deserve same:
Jack Tatum
Conrad Dobler
Romo
Lin Elliot (forgive me for using that name on the CP...shameful!)
Hog's Gone Fishin
04-12-2006, 02:28 PM
John Lynch. I hate that bastard.
MOhillbilly
04-12-2006, 02:29 PM
You mean besides Romanowski?
you make CP worth reading.
John Elway
stevieray
04-12-2006, 02:29 PM
Lynch
..for the Dante hit.
Rausch
04-12-2006, 02:29 PM
Elway.
Fuggin exactly.... makes you wanna brush your teeth with a razor doesn't it?a rusty one.
DJJasonp
04-12-2006, 02:30 PM
Someone else I thought of....and it seems like he never gets hit hard...
Peyton Manning.
Dunit35
04-12-2006, 02:30 PM
Romo, Elway, Lynch, Peyton any of those guys.
MeaTy The Pimp
04-12-2006, 02:39 PM
Peyton "The Statue" Manning... I would love to blast him and shell out his teeth.
Old Dog
04-12-2006, 02:39 PM
Vick
big nasty kcnut
04-12-2006, 02:46 PM
One man and his name is troy akiman. Also emmit smith.
Radar Chief
04-12-2006, 02:49 PM
Not a player, a ref. Ed Hochuli.
I’d love a shot at that jackass.
Pitt Gorilla
04-12-2006, 02:52 PM
Harrison, any Donk O-lineman, Lynch.
Pitt Gorilla
04-12-2006, 02:52 PM
Not a player, a ref. Ed Hochuli.
I’d love a shot at that jackass.I strongly considered him because he thinks he's such a badass.
stumppy
04-12-2006, 02:53 PM
First one....Homonowski
Second.... any of the cheapshot chop blocking dungver O-lineman.
third.... pick a Raider
banyon
04-12-2006, 02:55 PM
I'd bring back Merton Hanks and hit him while he was doing that stupid chicken neck dance.
Skip Towne
04-12-2006, 02:57 PM
TO
alpha_omega
04-12-2006, 03:08 PM
You mean besides Romanowski?
That is the one!
Fire Me Boy!
04-12-2006, 03:17 PM
Lynch.
Also emmit smith.
I will f*cking stab you....
milkman
04-12-2006, 04:03 PM
Deon Sanders
He was the first person to come to mind for me, as well.
milkman
04-12-2006, 04:05 PM
Fugg the players, I'd want to blindside Shananhan and Al Davis both. And then I'd step on the sides of their faces when I walk back to the defensive huddle.
Well hell, if we're gonna go after management, then let me at Carl.
Bam!
Think you can fix that 5 year plan now, muther****er!
JBucc
04-12-2006, 04:06 PM
Ray Lewis. Then I would run like holy hell.
milkman
04-12-2006, 04:09 PM
Someone else I thought of....and it seems like he never gets hit hard...
Peyton Manning.
That's because he doesn't.
Peyton Manning is nothing more than a smarter Jim "Chris" Everett.
He hasn't taken any phantom sacks like "Chris" because the moment he thinks he might get hit, he gets rid of the ball.
Peyton Manning is the biggest pussy in the NFL today.
jidar
04-12-2006, 04:11 PM
Putting my vote to Romo with TO being a close second.
jlscorpio
04-12-2006, 04:12 PM
ElvisGrbac, when he looks like a deer in the headlights after a pic, or better yet when he's saying he can't hear the play in the donks playoff game. The franchise still hasn't recovered from that game...
Dave Lane
04-12-2006, 04:14 PM
I gotta go with Elway or if current Plummer
Dave
Molitoth
04-12-2006, 04:17 PM
Terrel Owens
dtebbe
04-12-2006, 06:43 PM
Ray Lewis, in the knees.
DT
Ebolapox
04-12-2006, 06:46 PM
john elway... with a freight train... then after that was done, with a sledgehammer to his knees and a pickaxe to his right and left arms... then a chainsaw to his neck... then a baseball bat (wood of course) to the skull... then... well, you get the point
-EB-
Over-Head
04-12-2006, 06:52 PM
Sweet jesus in the garden.
Too many to caount i';d like a cheap shot at, but AL comes right to mind, along with Dion Sanders, Charles Woodson, and TO.
VonneMarie
04-12-2006, 06:53 PM
The boy wonder, Peyton Manning.
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