Who is the greatest planeteer of all-time?

[Raiderhater]

This whole contest is really moot, no matter who "wins" they will only come in second place.


The greatest Planeteer ever - KCGannonStalker

[Amnorix]

err...why aren't the polls public? I know this has been mashed to death, but I thought after 4/13, it was stated that 5/12 would be? Maybe I'm wrong as I haven't had time to follow this very closely.

:shrug:

[Rain Man]

err...why aren't the polls public? I know this has been mashed to death, but I thought after 4/13, it was stated that 5/12 would be? Maybe I'm wrong as I haven't had time to follow this very closely.

:shrug:

As the CPmadness self-proclaimed volunteer poll advisor, I've been pushing to maintain private polls, under the working assumption that many people would not vote if they had to make a choice between two people that they respect, assuming of course that there actually exists two people who are respectable.

[chagrin]

So I suppose next we are going to do the Planet's worst member? That would be pretty cool, so much backstabbing and insults, that should really make this offseason fun

[Hammock Parties]

So I suppose next we are going to do the Planet's worst member? That would be pretty cool, so much backstabbing and insults, that should really make this offseason fun

That's a great idea.

We're about to finish yesterday's polls so I ask that no one bump them so they will drop.

[Hammock Parties]

The results are in!

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Laz 57

Coach 30

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Iowanian 72

JimNasium 39

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Saulbadguy 61

Clint In Wichita 47

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Talisman 48

Baby Lee 47

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[Hammock Parties]

Updated bracket:

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5226/cpbracket6os.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

Looks like 3 of our 4 matchups are decided from yesterday:


Mark M 51
MrBlond 20


Dartgod 61
jAZ 19


morphius 60
Amnorix 26


Cody two votes ahead of Boozer with 17 minutes left.

[Skip Towne]

So the next group should be about 5:30?

[Hammock Parties]

So the next group should be about 5:30?

Coming right up.

[ROYC75]

It looks like another tie.........

[Skip Towne]

It looks like another tie.........
Wow, I better go get it and bump it to the top!

[Hammock Parties]

We could finish the first round with 8 polls today.

What do you guys think?

[Hammock Parties]

Cody and Boozer tie.

This court awards the tiebreaker vote to Cody.

[Hammock Parties]

Updated bracket:

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/7963/cpbracket8gx.jpg

[Skip Towne]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FIXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hammock Parties]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Boozer has no chance against Keg in KC, anyway.

[Hammock Parties]

Here are some of our second-round matchups:

Laz v. RednFiesty

morphius v. Skip Towne

Iowanian v. Adam

Mark M v. Frazod

Saulbadguy v. Austin Chief

Dartgod v. Psicosis

Talisman v. Jenny Gump

Cody v. Keg in KC

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Boozer has no chance against Keg in KC, anyway.

lol, and I do? I'm gonna get cinnamon toasted by Kyle. By at least 60.

[Katipan]

Do you have a large penis?

Is it curved? Bumpy? Smelly?

Can it raise a wet washcloth? Can it raise at all?

Does it lean to the right or the left?

Does it stick to your balls?

How far up does your pubic hair go?

Thanks.

[Hammock Parties]

I have a reply all ready, but why do you want to know?

[Donger]

Do you have a large penis?

Yes.

Is it curved? Bumpy? Smelly?

No.

Can it raise a wet washcloth? Can it raise at all?

It lifted a Triumph Spitfire in high school, although I admit I've not tried such demonstrations recently.

Does it lean to the right or the left?

No (see above).

Does it stick to your balls?

Only with Super Glue.

How far up does your pubic hair go?

I don't know. I'm fastidious in my grooming.

Thanks.

You're welcome, puffy.

[Katipan]

I have a reply all ready, but why do you want to know?

Does a reason exist that is so nefarious it would make you hoard such beautiful information to yourself?

[Katipan]

You're welcome, puffy.

That's P. Middy, tyvm.

[Hammock Parties]

Does a reason exist that is so nefarious it would make you hoard such beautiful information to yourself?

I guess not.

Do you have a large penis?

Average.

Is it curved? Bumpy? Smelly?

Slight curve. Not bumpy or smelly. I keep my pecker fresh.

Can it raise a wet washcloth? Can it raise at all?

You betcha.

Does it lean to the right or the left?

Right.

Does it stick to your balls?

No.

How far up does your pubic hair go?

Not too far.

[Hammock Parties]

How far is too far?

Above the belly button?

[Logical]

So who won the Boozer-Cody match.

[Hammock Parties]

So who won the Boozer-Cody match.

Cody via tiebreaker vote.

[Hammock Parties]

Then they're not really pubes anymore are they?

Just do yourself a favor and don't google "pubic hair."

[Hammock Parties]

I'm going to start the proceedings early today.

[Hammock Parties]

Updated bracket:

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/6423/cpbracket0lv.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

Results from yesterday:


Gaz 43 Raiderhader 19

Bowser 60 MeMyselfI 21

jspchief 44 DenverChief 32

Bob Dole 58 ChiTown 15

[luv]

Isn't it a little biased to have a picture of ENDelt on the bracket whenever he's one of the teams?

[Hammock Parties]

Isn't it a little biased to have a picture of ENDelt on the bracket whenever he's one of the teams?

That's our official tournament mascot.

[luv]

That's our official tournament mascot.
:spock:

That's like saying Duke was the mascot for the NCAA tourney.

[Sully]

:spock:

That's like saying Duke was the mascot for the NCAA tourney.

You say that like they aren't.

- This message brought to you by Mike Krzyzewski.

[luv]

You say that like they aren't.

- This message brought to you by Mike Krzyzewski.
ROFL

[JBucc]

You say that like they aren't.

- This message brought to you by Dick Vitale.

[|Zach|]

People love to look at me.
Passed out.

[Skip Towne]

They like to fantasize about violating my beautiful body.
I'm looking for my hip boots. It's getting deep in here.

[Katipan]

Want some cheese?

[Hammock Parties]

Want some cheese?

What kind ya got?

[Logical]

Updated bracket:

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/6423/cpbracket0lv.jpg
It appears your brackets are broken

[Hammock Parties]

It appears your brackets are broken

What?

[Skip Towne]

What?
He said the dingo ate your baby.

[greg63]

He said the dingo ate your baby.


ROFLROFLROFL

[Logical]

What?Several of the lines have disappeared in your brackets thus your brackets are broken.

[Halfcan]

Damm, this thing is bigger than American Idol.

[Hammock Parties]

Several of the lines have disappeared in your brackets thus your brackets are broken.

None of the lines have disappeared. The bracket is the same as it was the day I made it, except I've added names to reflect the winners.

[Hammock Parties]

Damn you Vlad. YOU WERE WRONG!

[Skip Towne]

When are todays match ups going up?

[Hammock Parties]

When are todays match ups going up?

In two shakes of a lamb's tail.

[Skip Towne]

In two shakes of a lamb's tail.
Get your ass in gear, slacker.

[Hammock Parties]

Actually, I think we'll take a day off if there isn't too much protesting.

The first round is now finished.

Here are today's scores:


FAX 56 ZachKC 39

Stevieray 41 Tommykat 30

Donger 52 KCTitus 43

LVNHACK 33 The Entity Known As Roy 29

[Skip Towne]

Actually, I think we'll take a day off if there isn't too much protesting.

The first round is now finished.

Here are today's scores:


FAX 56 ZachKC 39

Stevieray 41 Tommykat 30

Donger 52 KCTitus 43

LVNHACK 33 The Entity Known As Roy 29
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hammock Parties]

Here's the Round 2 bracket:

[Skip Towne]

Here's the Round 2 bracket:
I'd rather see us take a day off during the week when traffic is heavier. These really help along slow weekend days.

[Hammock Parties]

I'd rather see us take a day off during the week when traffic is heavier. These really help along slow weekend days.

Since demand is high for my polls, I will go ahead as planned.

[Skip Towne]

Since demand is high for my polls, I will go ahead as planned.
Yeah, I really like them. But just until I lose. Then I'm going to whine like a 4 year old about them.

[Hammock Parties]

Yeah, I really like them. But just until I lose. Then I'm going to whine like a 4 year old about them.

You're on Tuesday.

[Skip Towne]

You're on Tuesday.
Better vote for me or I'll make a scene!

[Hammock Parties]

Better vote for me or I'll make a scene!

I'll be skewing the poll results, right?

[milkman]

Yeah, I really like them. But just until I lose. Then I'm going to whine like a 4 year old about them.

Seems appropriate.
Aren't you already wearing diapers like a 4 year old? :p

[Skip Towne]

Seems appropriate.
Aren't you already wearing diapers like a 4 year old? :p
Do you have to tell everything you know?

[milkman]

Do you have to tell everything you know?

Well, since there isn't much that I know, the answer would have to be yes.

[banyon]

Dude, update your bracket.

Here is the updated bracket:

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1176/cpbracket6qw.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

Today's results:


ENDelt260 67, Donger 54

Phobia 64, Stevieray 54

KCWolfman 50, LVNHACK 29

FAX 85, DOGPISS 24

[Hammock Parties]

New bracket:

[Hammock Parties]

Today's results:


Iowanian 38, Adam 14

AustinChief 42, Saulbadguy 27

Red N Fiesty 50, Laz 29

Jenny Gump 54, Talisman 34

[Hammock Parties]

Updated bracket with Round 3 matchups:

[Hammock Parties]

Today's results:

Keg in KC 41, Cody 23

Frazod 57, Mark M 18

Skip Towne 93, Morphius 59

Psicosis and Dartgod going down to the wire.

[Katipan]

how retarded

[Hammock Parties]

Psicosis 43, Dartgod 42

[Hammock Parties]

Bracket.

[Phobia]

I want you people to remember who created the Planet. Don't you ever forget that.

[Skip Towne]

I want you people to remember who created the Planet. Don't you ever forget that.
Austin Chief will always be remembered.

[Phobia]

Austin Chief will always be remembered.

Remember while you're voting.

[Skip Towne]

Remember while you're voting.
Will do. Unless he's running against a hole.

[Hammock Parties]

Today's Results:

Rain Man 65, Bob Dole 48

Rausch 46, jspchief 31

Logical 49, Bowser 24

htismaqe and Gaz going down to the wire.

[JBucc]

Today's Results:

Rain Man 65, Bob Dole 48

Rausch 46, jspchief 31

Logical 49, Bowser 24

htismaqe and Gaz going down to the wire.Gaz should be up by a few now

[Clint in Wichita]

I have dibs on the first "Why _________ is not the greatest Planeteer of all time" thread after this thing is concluded.

[Hammock Parties]

Gaz 44, htismaqe 41

[Hammock Parties]

Bracket with round 3 matchups.

[Rain Man]

Damn.

I killed your father.

[Rain Man]

All we really know is that someone around here is a bastard. Probably many someones.

[Hammock Parties]

Jenny Gump 42, KCWolfman 34

Logical 51, Psicosis 39

AustinChief 52, Phobia 46

Rain Man 66, Keg in KC 12

[Hammock Parties]

.

[Phobia]

I was robbed. You can't win against somebody with admin rights.

[Hammock Parties]

I was robbed. You can't win against somebody with admin rights.

Like Rain Man beating Bob Dole?

[stevieray]

I was robbed. You can't win against somebody with admin rights.

Me too, You can't win against someonr who had admin rights.

[Phobia]

Like Rain Man beating Bob Dole?

Duh - RainMan was the predetermined winner anyway. You should have disqualified him when you had the chance.

[Phobia]

Me too, You can't win against someonr who had admin rights.

You should have campaigned for me then you would have won.

[stevieray]

You should have campaigned for me then you would have won.

I gotta find that pic from sportsnutz...

[Rain Man]

Uh-oh. My campaign staff is going to be working this weekend. Jennygump is a juggernaut, and that's not intended to be just a breast reference.

[Logical]

.Well my run is over if you folks vote for me over AustinChief a beatdown will be needed.

[Jenny Gump]

What does one have to do to get an updated bracket??

[Hammock Parties]

What does one have to do to get an updated bracket??

Scroll up a few posts.

[Skip Towne]

What does one have to do to get an updated bracket??
You have to be smart enough to go to it and click on it. Tough, I realize.

[Jenny Gump]

Ok assholes, I still don't see an updated bracket regardless of where I click.

[Jenny Gump]

Oh, I scrolled up a few posts and found it. Sorry.

:D

[JBucc]

Ok assholes, I still don't see an updated bracket regardless of where I click.Random clicking won't get you anywhere, usually you need to click on a link to go places, look for words that are underlined and a different color

[Hammock Parties]

Oh, I scrolled up a few posts and found it. Sorry.

:D

It's OK. You're a woman.

[Jenny Gump]

It's OK. You're a woman.

How would you know the difference?

[Hammock Parties]

How would you know the difference?

I close my eyes and see who complains about the bracket first.

[Jenny Gump]

I close my eyes and see who complains about the bracket first.

I got nothin.

[Katipan]

While looking at poll results, i blink and Skip adds 50 votes to his tally.

I blink again, and he adds 20 to Iowanni.

Dude. Get laid.

[Skip Towne]

While looking at poll results, i blink and Skip adds 50 votes to his tally.

I blink again, and he adds 20 to Iowanni.

Dude. Get laid.
How did you decide I did it? I didn't. BTW, who added 60 votes to Rausch's total? Did I do that too?

[Katipan]

How the hell do I know. I just know you were the one online and the only one psycho about this thing.

[Hammock Parties]

Frazod 38, Gaz 34

Iowanian 90, ENDelt260 81

FAX 59, Red N Fiesty 24

Skip Towne 152, Rausch 118

[Hammock Parties]

Round IV!

[Skip Towne]

How the hell do I know. I just know you were the one online and the only one psycho about this thing.
I was the one online? What shit. I'm psycho about this? I offered to forfeit last week and Gochiefs declined. I guess I should start accusing you of shit without evidence now to even things up.

[Hammock Parties]

I guess I should start accusing you of shit without evidence now to even things up.

You already did that to me.

[Katipan]

I was the one online? What shit. I'm psycho about this? I offered to forfeit last week and Gochiefs declined. I guess I should start accusing you of shit without evidence now to even things up.

haahahahahaah

Just because you're invisible doesn't mean I can't see you post and this mini explosion happens in my head where i declare... AH HA! SKip is online!!!!

It's very complicated.

Don't hurt yourself.

[chefsos]

Might want to fix that bracket, GC. Unless Gaz, as we suspected, transcends mere mortals' votes.

[Skip Towne]

You already did that to me.
I still think you're involved in it.

[Hammock Parties]

Might want to fix that bracket, GC. Unless Gaz, as we suspected, transcends mere mortals' votes.

Oops. ROFL

[Skip Towne]

haahahahahaah

Just because you're invisible doesn't mean I can't see you post and this mini explosion happens in my head where i declare... AH HA! SKip is online!!!!

It's very complicated.

Don't hurt yourself.
Hey, you made a post without any reference to sex. Good, that shit is getting a little lame.

[Frazod]

Might want to fix that bracket, GC. Unless Gaz, as we suspected, transcends mere mortals' votes.

I don't care if he does or not.

All of the fun has been removed from this. :shake:

[Hammock Parties]

Quit bitching.

[Katipan]

Hey, you made a post without any reference to sex. Good, that shit is getting a little lame.

apparently you dont know what an orgasm is

no huge surprise

[Skip Towne]

apparently you dont know what an orgasm is

no huge surprise
See. You just did it again.

[Katipan]

Cum again?

[chefsos]

I don't care if he does or not.

All of the fun has been removed from this. :shake:
OK, the winner gets a pie or two...


in the face. Are we having fun now, or what?

[JBucc]

Cum again?
don't mind if i do

[greg63]

OK, the winner gets a pie or two...


in the face. Are we having fun now, or what?


Did someone say pie!!!

[chefsos]

Did someone say pie!!!
Uhh..I got a little problem here. Anyone know how to safely get a fork out of a monitor screen?

[Katipan]

lick it

[greg63]

Uhh..I got a little problem here. Anyone know how to safely get a fork out of a monitor screen?


I think first you leave the monitor plugged in and on then wet your hands with tap water. Then take a hold of the fork firmly while standing in a large pan of water. :D

[Katipan]

When I told him to commit suicide and die it was much sexier.

[greg63]

When I told him to commit suicide and die it was much sexier.


Yea, but my way is much more thorough.

[Hammock Parties]

I apologize for the lack of matchups today. The tournament will resume tomorrow with the Elite Eight.

[greg63]

I apologize for the lack of matchups today. The tournament will resume tomorrow with the Elite Eight.


Speaking on behalf of myself and....well ok, just myself; your apology is accepted.




...This time.

[teedubya]

I apologize for the lack of matchups today. The tournament will resume tomorrow with the Elite Eight.


Unacceptable.

[chefsos]

When I told him to commit suicide and die it was much sexier.
OK, backup monitor's hooked up and the paramedics just left. They said I was lucky the fork had a wooden handle, and that those people on the internet aren't really my friends. I'm so confused.

[Katipan]

You spent a total of 15 minutes with them. Hours with us.

Who are you going to trust?

[greg63]

You spent a total of 15 minutes with them. Hours with us.

Who are you going to trust?


ROFLROFLROFLROFL


Ditto.

[chefsos]

You spent a total of 15 minutes with them. Hours with us.

Who are you going to trust?
They gave me drugs, too.

[greg63]

They gave me drugs, too.

No fair....I didn't get any drugs!

[KCJohnny]

What? I'm not nominated???????

[luv]

They gave me drugs, too.
Good ones?

[Iowanian]

What? I'm not nominated???????

Your nomination was late after a holdup at the Bronze dong factory.

[greg63]

OK, backup monitor's hooked up and the paramedics just left. They said I was lucky the fork had a wooden handle, and that those people on the internet aren't really my friends. I'm so confused.


Oh, chefsos.......!

[KCJohnny]

Your nomination was late after a holdup at the Bronze dong factory.

Jealousy is a despicable weakness.

[greg63]

What? I'm not nominated???????


Quick; someone nominate KCJohnny!

[Iowanian]

Don't start that already. The pie isn't even finished cooling.

How about taking a joke you've brought on yourself, and not being __________.?

[greg63]

Don't start that already. The pie isn't even finished cooling.


SSSSHHHHHHHH!

[chefsos]

No fair....I didn't get any!
This is how I know your wife is asleep. Hm, I feel kinda funny..
EDIT: Whoa, back up. That looks gay as all hell!

Good ones?
wel , tyheyre kickng in pertty goodd rtight abot now.,

[greg63]

Good ones?


Your avatar is good, but I liked your other one better.

[KCJohnny]

This is obviously a conspiracy contest devised to bolster the planet party line.

Pie Shmie. I rock.

[greg63]

This is how I know your wife is asleep. Hm, I feel kinda funny..

wel , tyheyre kickng in pertty goodd rtight abot now.,

No she's not....now I feel sad. :shake:


...And you continue to misquote me.

[greg63]

This is obviously a conspiracy contest devised to bolster the planet party line.

Pie Shmie. I rock.


BLASPHEMY!!!!!

[luv]

wel , tyheyre kickng in pertty goodd rtight abot now.,
Didn't your momma teach you how to share?

[greg63]

Didn't your momma teach you how to share?

Yep; pretty selfish!

[KCJohnny]

Hey, I was here when denise was a regular and Sportswax was still pimping Warren Moon as the KC QBotF. You rookies have nothin' on me. I happen to know that Gaz has a pony tail and other strange details about the regulars....

:)

[luv]

Hey, I was here when denise was a regular and Sportswax was still pimping Warren Moon as the KC QBotF. You rookies have nothin' on me. I happen to know that Gaz has a pony tail and that Parker is gay. :)
It's not who you know, it's what you can do. No, wait....

[greg63]

Hey, I was here when denise was a regular and Sportswax was still pimping Warren Moon as the KC QBotF. You rookies have nothin' on me. I happen to know that Gaz has a pony tail and that Parker is gay. :)

Yet your post count, number of little green squares and date of registration all work together to belie your Planet experience.

[luv]

It's not what you know, it's who you do. Yeah, that sounds about right. Who are you doing?

[greg63]

It's not who you know, it's what you can do. No, wait....

Ya got it turned around Luv.....er I mean insomniac.

[greg63]

It's not what you know, it's who you do. Yeah, that sounds about right. Who are you doing?


:thumb:

[luv]

Ya got it turned around Luv.....er I mean insomniac.
Luv is fine. I actually kinda miss it.

[greg63]

Luv is fine. I actually kinda miss it.


Yeah; I think it fits you better, but that's just me.

[KCJohnny]

Yet your post count, number of little green squares and date of registration all work together to belie your Planet experience.
Oh hell, I'd rather be fed to Bin Laden than be the ChiefsPlanet alltime internet dweeb. The Planet is a zoo for geeky beer drinkers and lonely internet surfers. I have a life. I am a rabid Chiefs fan but being a planeteer nowadays has almost nothing to do with the Chiefs.

I was just tweaking the regs who will react childishly to my presence on the BBS.


o:-)

[milkman]

Yet your post count, number of little green squares and date of registration all work together to belie your Planet experience.

Johnny came over shortly after the Star fall out, and made something of a pariah of himself with his takes on Gunt and Dick and the direction of the Chiefs.

When you read the term "Ramsification", that's Johnny's main contribution to the planet.

[Iowanian]

Well...Greg Brady turns into Johnny Bravo.

Sing us the Lemon drops song again.

[greg63]

Johnny came over shortly after the Star fall out, and made something of a pariah of himself with his takes on Gunt and Dick and the direction of the Chiefs.

When you read the term "Ramsification", that's Johnny's main contribution to the planet.


:hmmm: I see.

[KCJohnny]

Johnny came over shortly after the Star fall out, and made something of a pariah of himself with his takes on Gunt and Dick and the direction of the Chiefs.

When you read the term "Ramsification", that's Johnny's main contribution to the planet.

The technical term used was "Ramifization" which aptly characterized the 2001-2002 Chiefs - all offense, no defense, and .500 as the goal. I was right on Gunther, he's back on the staff; I was right on DV; his stacking one side of the ball against the other resulted in .500 - below Marty and equal with Cunningham. If that makes me a pariah, so be it.
Edwards will take the team back into Marty territory and possibly beyond if he cam sustain most of Al Saunders' offense and keep Cunningham's defense in serviceable talent.

[greg63]

The technical term used was "Ramifization" which aptly characterized the 2001-2002 Chiefs - all offense, no defense, and .500 as the goal. I was right on Gunther, he's back on the staff; I was right on DV; his stacking one side of the ball against the other resulted in .500 - below Marty and equal with Cunningham. If that makes me a pariah, so be it.
Edwards will take the team back into Marty territory and possibly beyond if he cam sustain most of Al Saunders' offense and keep Cunningham's defense in serviceable talent.


Well the price for Edwards was right; I only hope we get more than we paid for.

[milkman]

The technical term used was "Ramifization" which aptly characterized the 2001-2002 Chiefs - all offense, no defense, and .500 as the goal. I was right on Gunther, he's back on the staff; I was right on DV; his stacking one side of the ball against the other resulted in .500 - below Marty and equal with Cunningham. If that makes me a pariah, so be it.
Edwards will take the team back into Marty territory and possibly beyond if he cam sustain most of Al Saunders' offense and keep Cunningham's defense in serviceable talent.

I never agreed with you are Gunt, or Marty before him.

I did, however, agree with you on Dick.

I just didn't carry it as far as you.

As far as Hermie is concerned, I think we're looking at ReMarty.

[greg63]

I never agreed with you are Gunt, or Marty before him.

I did, however, agree with you on Dick.

I just didn't carry it as far as you.

As far as Hermie is concerned, I think we're looking at ReMarty.


I'm pretty sure that is a safe statement.

[Logical]

Oh hell, I'd rather be fed to Bin Laden than be the ChiefsPlanet alltime internet dweeb. The Planet is a zoo for geeky beer drinkers and lonely internet surfers. I have a life. I am a rabid Chiefs fan but being a planeteer nowadays has almost nothing to do with the Chiefs.

I was just tweaking the regs who will react childishly to my presence on the BBS.


o:-)

Never forget he deserves Pie.

[Rausch]

The technical term used was "Ramifization" which aptly characterized the 2001-2002 Chiefs - all offense, no defense, and .500 as the goal. I was right on Gunther, he's back on the staff; I was right on DV; his stacking one side of the ball against the other resulted in .500 - below Marty and equal with Cunningham. If that makes me a pariah, so be it.
Edwards will take the team back into Marty territory and possibly beyond if he cam sustain most of Al Saunders' offense and keep Cunningham's defense in serviceable talent.

Excuse me for expecting better...

[Phobia]

I'd really like to make a response to KCJohnny but I'd rather sing a little song instead.

Ohhhh Johnnnnny boy.....

YOU SUCK YOU SUCK

PLEASE LEAVE PLEASE LEAVE

Ohhhh Johnnnnny boy.....

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

PLEASE EAT AN AGED MCDONALDS CHEESEBURGER AND THROW UP FOR 2 DAYS YOU FILTHY ARMY PUKE

Ohhhh Johnnnnny boy.....

YOU SUCK I HATE YOU PLEASE LEAVE YOU PUKE

I HOPE YOU TAKE YOUR GUITAR AND GET CAUGHT IN A FRICK'N TSUNAMI OR HOWEVER THE HELL YOU SPELL IT AND THEN WHEN YOU TRY TO RIDE YOUR GUITAR TO SHORE IT SHATTERS ON A .... WELL, IT SHATTERS ON SOMETHING REALLY BAD AND THEN JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE A FRIENDLY PORPOISE COMES ALONG - AND WHEN I SAY FRIENDLY I MEAN REALLY FRIENDLY IN THE COLONOSCOPY WAY AND HE PUSHES YOU TO DRY LAND WITH YOU ENJOYING THE RIDE THE ENTIRE WAY.

Ohhhh Johnnnnny boy.....

PLEASE BRING MY PIE PLEASE BRING ME MY PIE

[greg63]

that song brought a tear to my eye



Yeah, I laughed so hard I cried too.ROFL


:no smilie: For SNR.

[Phobia]

That song was a whole lot funnier for me at 2:00 AM.

[Hammock Parties]

Thank god the draft is over.

Now we can get back to the really important things...like this contest.

[htismaqe]

Now this is funny. Looks like EnDelt was having some fun here...

Hey, I was here when denise was a regular and Sportswax was still pimping Warren Moon as the KC QBotF. You rookies have nothin' on me. I happen to know that Gaz has a pony tail and other strange details about the regulars....

:)


Hey, I was here when denise was a regular and Sportswax was still pimping Warren Moon as the KC QBotF. You rookies have nothin' on me. I happen to know that Gaz has a pony tail and that Parker is gay.

It's not who you know, it's what you can do. No, wait....

[Halfcan]

I say Jenny all the way.

[Crush]

It has to be Rain Man.

[luv]

Taking another day off?

[milkman]

Taking another day off?

Damn girl, make up your mind.

[Hammock Parties]

Taking another day off?

The draft was the star today. I refuse to share the spotlight.

Check in tomorrow around noon! Free ENDelt260 bobblehead dolls at the door!

[luv]

Damn girl, make up your mind.
I did.

[milkman]

I did.

Sure you did.

I miss the "2Rite" part.

[luv]

Sure you did.

I miss the "2Rite" part.
Time for a change. Insomniac just didn't fit. I guess I was too used to people calling me luv. I decided to leave off the 2rite part.

[Rain Man]

Do you no longer love writing?

[Hammock Parties]

Do you no longer love writing?

Maybe she can't write anymore.

[teedubya]

GoChiefs is slacking... what a shitbag.

[luv]

Do you no longer love writing?
I still love to write. I just wanted a change. I'm a woman. It's my perrogative (sp?).

[luv]

Maybe she can't write anymore.
Who knows? It's been awhile since I have. I love this rainy weather, though. Usually brings out the writer in me.

[Hammock Parties]

GoChiefs is slacking... what a shitbag.

I pondered putting up the polls, but decided better in favor of the draft.

[luv]

I pondered putting up the polls, but decided better in favor of the draft.
I think it was a good decision. It's good for off season fun, but there was too much football going on this weekend to talk about.

[milkman]

I still love to write. I just wanted a change. I'm a woman. It's my perrogative (sp?).

Yeah, I know.

I didn't like the Insomiac moniker.

I'm glad you exercised you're preogative.

[4th and Long]

I still love to write. I just wanted a change. I'm a woman. It's my perrogative (sp?).
Yeah, I know.

I didn't like the Insomiac moniker.

I'm glad you exercised you're preogative.
Prerogative!

[Rain Man]

Maybe she can't write anymore.

I've forgotten how to write a cursive Q. It really bothers me.

[Skip Towne]

Yeah, I know.

I didn't like the Insomiac moniker.

I'm glad you exercised you're preogative.
Haha. You both spelled it wrong. Prerogative.

[Hammock Parties]

Prerogative!

One benefit of being a Star Trek fan.

[4th and Long]

Haha. You both spelled it wrong. Prerogative.
I got it right. :D

[luv]

Prerogative!
Thanks.

[4th and Long]

One benefit of being a Star Trek fan.
INDEED!
http://www.mythfolklore.net/mywiki/images/spock.jpg

[4th and Long]

Thanks.
You're welcome. :)

[luv]

I've forgotten how to write a cursive Q. It really bothers me.
It kinda looks like a number 2. If I'm remembering correctly. :)

[4th and Long]

It kinda looks like a number 2. If I'm remembering correctly. :)
http://www.handwritingforkids.com/handwrite/qc.gif

[Rain Man]

That makes no sense at all. It looks nothing like a regular Q. Nothing!

[milkman]

Haha. You both spelled it wrong. Prerogative.

I looked it up before I posted.

Damn typo that I didn't catch! :banghead:

[4th and Long]

That makes no sense at all. It looks nothing like a regular Q. Nothing!
Which is why I print everything except where I have to actually sign my name. Well, that and the fact that art school and drafting taught me to forget cursive.

[Hammock Parties]

art school and drafting taught me to forget cursive.

Art school and drafting...the perfect precursors to a career in the medical field. :)

[4th and Long]

Art school and drafting...the perfect precursors to a career in the medical field. :)
ROFL

Not really. When I found out what the phrase, "Starving Artist" meant, I kinda changed directions.

[Skip Towne]

One benefit of being a Star Trek fan.
I'm happy to announce that I could spell it without watching that stupid shit.

[milkman]

Which is why I print everything except where I have to actually sign my name. Well, that and the fact that art school and drafting taught me to forget cursive.

My signature looks something like a J in cursive, followed by a worm.

[4th and Long]

My signature looks something like a J in cursive, followed by a worm.
Unless I'm signing a check, (my bank is picky) mine looks like an epileptic grabbed a pen and had a seizure.

[Rain Man]

I've hardly written cursive at all since about the fifth grade. I like the look of printing better, so that's what I've always used. About once every six months, if I'm taking notes at a meeting or something, I'll use cursive just for fun.

[Hammock Parties]

ROFL

Not really. When I found out what the phrase, "Starving Artist" meant, I kinda changed directions.

Your dad was right all along!

[Hammock Parties]

I've hardly written cursive at all since about the fifth grade. I like the look of printing better, so that's what I've always used. About once every six months, if I'm taking notes at a meeting or something, I'll use cursive just for fun.

Cursive is a waste of time. They shouldn't teach it. :harumph:

[luv]

I've hardly written cursive at all since about the fifth grade. I like the look of printing better, so that's what I've always used. About once every six months, if I'm taking notes at a meeting or something, I'll use cursive just for fun.
Are you able to decipher it later?

[milkman]

Unless I'm signing a check, (my bank is picky) mine looks like an epileptic grabbed a pen and had a seizure.

I guess you landed in the right career then.

[Skip Towne]

One of my best buds in high school (early 60's) dad couldn't read or write. If he owed you a bill he would go home and have his wife write you a check and bring it back. But he had a successful house painting business and was well though of in the community. What a handicap that would be.

[4th and Long]

Your dad was right all along!
Actually, my Dad got me a job at General Motors. I learned very quickly that although the pay was nice, putting the same screw in the same hole with an air gun every 56 seconds was mind numbing and there was no way I was going to spend 30 years doing that.

[Rain Man]

Are you able to decipher it later?

My cursive is very easy to read, in part because it's written like a fourth-grader writes. Everything is by the book.

My printing is awesome. I print like a typewriter if I'm not in a huge hurry. If I'm in a huge hurry, I print like a typewriter that's been in a fire - still good, but just a little bit melty.

[4th and Long]

I guess you landed in the right career then.
I'm not a Doctor. In fact, if I were a Doctor, they would kick me out of the doctors club for having exceptional hand writing. Some of these guys write like 2nd graders.

Scratch that. MOST of these guys write like second graders, ... epileptic second graders, ... having a seizure.

[4th and Long]

My cursive is very easy to read, in part because it's written like a fourth-grader writes. Everything is by the book.

My printing is awesome. I print like a typewriter if I'm not in a huge hurry. If I'm in a huge hurry, I print like a typewriter that's been in a fire - still good, but just a little bit melty.
Melty? Is that really a word or are you trying to slide one past us?

[Rain Man]

One of my best buds in high school (early 60's) dad couldn't read or right. If he owed you a bill he would go home and have his wife write you a check and bring it back. But he had a successful house painting business and was well though of in the community. What a handicap that would be.

My dad used to have a guy who worked for him, and the guy had been a street worker in St. Louis years earlier. Whenever my dad (a small-town guy) went to St. Louis, he would have this guy navigate for him. After doing that for a while, we learned that the guy couldn't read or write. He knew all of the streets by memory - quite impressive.

I just chatted with my sister today, who's a teacher in rural Missouri, and she mentioned that a parent brought his kid into class late the other day, and when she asked him to sign his kid in on the required form, he mentioned that he couldn't write. It's astounding to me that someone under 35 would not be able to write their own kid's name. It may be a coincidence, but the guy has three kids who are all mentally retarded, so I wonder if there's a genetic thing going on there.

[Rain Man]

Melty? Is that really a word or are you trying to slide one past us?


If it's not a word, it should be. It reminds me of grilled cheese. Mmmmmm.

[4th and Long]

If it's not a word, it should be. It reminds me of grilled cheese. Mmmmmm.
Mmmmmm. Melty grilled cheese samich. :drool:

Damnit! Now I'm hungry. Thanks a lot! :cuss:

[luv]

I'm not a Doctor. In fact, if I were a Doctor, they would kick me out of the doctors club for having exceptional hand writing. Some of these guys write like 2nd graders.

Scratch that. MOST of these guys write like second graders, ... epileptic second graders, ... having a seizure.
Did you take a class in hieroglyphics?

[4th and Long]

Did you take a class in hieroglyphics?
It's required. Now if I can just get the Docs to use standardized, approved, abbreviations instead of the old abbreviations, (Q Day, not QD, etc.) life would be a bit better.

[greg63]

I'm not a Doctor. In fact, if I were a Doctor, they would kick me out of the doctors club for having exceptional hand writing. Some of these guys write like 2nd graders.

Scratch that. MOST of these guys write like second graders, ... epileptic second graders, ... having a seizure.

Well now you're degrading epileptic second graders with poor handwriting.

[4th and Long]

Well now you're degrading epileptic second graders with poor handwriting.
ROFL I think you're right. My most sincere apologies to all the epileptic second graders. :D

[Hammock Parties]

My most sincere apologies to all the epileptic second graders. :D

Teacher telling the I'm

[greg63]

ROFL I think you're right. My most sincere apologies to all the epileptic second graders. :D


ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[4th and Long]

Teacher telling the I'm
I said epileptic, not dyslexic. :p

[greg63]

Teacher telling the I'm


Dog my oh!

[greg63]

I said epileptic, not dyslexic. :p


Yep; huge difference.

[Hammock Parties]

I said epileptic, not dyslexic. :p

:banghead:

[Skip Towne]

I'm not a Doctor. In fact, if I were a Doctor, they would kick me out of the doctors club for having exceptional hand writing. Some of these guys write like 2nd graders.

Scratch that. MOST of these guys write like second graders, ... epileptic second graders, ... having a seizure.
My dad was an MD. He had very legible handwriting. But I still couldn't read prescriptions he wrote. I asked him why and he said because they were in Latin.

[4th and Long]

My dad was an MD. He had very legible handwriting. But I still couldn't read prescriptions he wrote. I asked him why and he said because they were in Latin.
Most standard abbreviations are still derived from Latin.

BID = 2 times a day (Bi)
TID = 3 times a day (Tri)
QID = 4 times a day (Quad)

Theres a million more but I'll be damned if I'm typing them all out.

[BucEyedPea]

ROFL

Not really. When I found out what the phrase, "Starving Artist" meant, I kinda changed directions.


That's actually not as true as many think!
I had that run on me by my mom ALL the time and some others.

There are more jobs today than ever before for artists...at a decent living and in some cases an exceptional living. 3D hi-tech artists get 6 figures as have animators and creative directors/art directors ( advertising, graphic design) can make just as much, in many cases more, than dentists and pharmacists.

In fact I know several fine artists that make six figures...close to 200k per year.

It's all marketing.

[luv]

I don't recall licensing my image. I better be getting paid.
Getting paid for your bobblehead services?

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

Definitely not Matt Cassel

[BossChief]

Odd bump.

Damn.

I miss reading Milkman’s takes and talking to him. Same goes for Skip and a few others..

[PunkinDrublic]

Midnight Vulture. Stolen laptops and sweet motorcycles.

[Rainbarrel]

The Scanlon game film is worn, with strange milky splotches

[Rasputin]

Rain Man is the GOAT. I don't know how it could be debated.?

[Simply Red]

Odd bump.

Damn.

I miss reading Milkman’s takes and talking to him. Same goes for Skip and a few others..

Did you used to have another CP handle? I honestly only remember you posting from about 2012ish and on.

[ChiTown]

Odd bump.

Damn.

I miss reading Milkman’s takes and talking to him. Same goes for Skip and a few others..

You miss talking to Skip? Did anyone ever “talk” to Skip or were they just generally yelled at?

[Simply Red]

did Skip pass away?

[ChiTown]

did Skip pass away?

Yes - I did some sleuthing on him years ago when he wasn’t posting anymore and found his Obit. Can’t remember how old he was when he passed. I believe he was in Oklahoma.

[DanT]

Rain Man is the GOAT. I don't know how it could be debated.?

Definitely!

[Simply Red]

Rain Man is an easy top 3

[Simply Red]

Yes - I did some sleuthing on him years ago when he wasn’t posting anymore and found his Obit. Can’t remember how old he was when he passed. I believe he was in Oklahoma.

that sucks man. :(

[Simply Red]

I'd say for my first 3 weeks here - Skip, Brian, Mer and Brock made my life hell - I'm glad to say that I was able to become friends w/ pretty much all of them. Brock and I ended up doing ok, not besties but civil for the most part. I saw Brock post the other day which was very cool.