Need some planet help...top 10 reasons to

[Nzoner]

I'm just coming off a big deadline and not feeling real creative or humorous so I thought I'd call on my fellow planeteers to see if you could lend a hand.

Here's the deal,I'm on the committee for our 25th high school reunion and the idea for a t-shirt that got the okay is a top 10 reasons to go to your 25th high school reunion.

I know most of you are not even close to thinking about 25 years yet but I know this place has got some creative and humorous individuals so your help would be appreciated.


At this point anything and everything will be considered,from boobs sagging to viagra jokes or whatever,so let's hear it.

Thanks for the help.

[Saulbadguy]

10. Because you've recently changed your name from Samuel to Samantha!

[Rain Man]

10. Relive your legendary exploits in band camp.

9. See how the tontine is coming along.

8. Last great opportunity to get 100 people to simultaneously do "The Hustle."

7. It's the best place to discover children that you never knew you had.

6. You didn't invest in that breast augmentation just to sit around at home, now, did you?

5. If you begin planting the seeds now that you scored the winning touchdown at homecoming, in another 25 years everyone will believe you.

4. Show everyone that, even after 25 years, you can still grow a mullet with the best of them.

3. Drinking is legal now. You can do it in public.

2. Great opportunity to review and discuss whether you ever used algebra in real life.

And the number one reason to go to your 25-year reunion...

1. One more chance to score with the homecoming queen.

[Phobia]

Because it's a good time to start compiling a list of pallbearers.

[Phobia]

Rainman already has the shirt.

[Hammock Parties]

This thread is funny because I was just looking at my high school yearbook last night. Later today I'm going to google a bunch of names.

[Phobia]

So you and your high school sweetheart can start working towards divorce #4.

[Phobia]

This thread is funny because I was just looking at my high school yearbook last night. Later today I'm going to google a bunch of names.

Be careful, I don't think the ink is dry.

[58-4ever]

This thread is funny because I was just looking at my high school yearbook last night. Later today I'm going to google a bunch of names.

You would probably find a lot of them on myspace. I've found almost too many.

[StcChief]

25 years...done that.

11. Because it's like Deja vu all over again.

[Nzoner]

8. Last great opportunity to get 100 people to simultaneously do "The Hustle."



This is a scary thought,thankfully I'm doing the music,if it gets requested I Don't Have It.

[CoMoChief]

To make fun of the HS nerds whom are making 50x more $$ than what you make now.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Best time to show off that mid-life Corvette and the new 19-year-old girlfriend with the boob job.

[Simplex3]

What else are you going to do, raise your kids?

[trndobrd]

10. Help your spouse understand your emotional trauma, milk his/her sympathy for months.

9. Prove that you can still fit into your prom dress...just like your wife.

8. Make full use of all your AV Club Preferred Membership benefits.

7. You can see who is starting to lose their short term memory.

6. I forgot number 6

5. You are no longer 'grounded'.

4. It will be just like Highschool all over again.....ok, scratch that one.

3. You said that 1981 Camaro was the kind of car that you could drive forever, now you can show them you were right.

2. Relive your wild highschool days by getting drunk and calling your parents to come pick you up.

1. So we can all laugh at the old geezers attending the class of 1977 reunion next door.

[StcChief]

To make fun of the HS nerds whom are making 50x more $$ than what you make now.

yeah. My nerd buddy is making 50x more than most
and had the hottest chick there by far....

That really frosted the old cheerleaders/prom queens.

[Hammock Parties]

I've always wanted to go to a high school reunion and say I'm a professional killer.

[Nzoner]

To see if that dude voted Most Likely To "Exceed" really did.

[trndobrd]

I've always wanted to go to a high school reunion and say I'm a professional killer.


Better yet, just flash around a lot of cash but give nothing but evasive answers as to your employment and living situation.

Where are you living?
"Here and there."
"I'm on the road a lot"

What are you doing?
"This and that"

Where do you work?
"I do a lot of odd jobs"
"Consulting...you know, just helping people out"

At some point 'accidentally' drop a blood stained garrote on the dance floor

[Fire Me Boy!]

"I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?"

[Hammock Parties]

"I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?"

POPCORN!!!

[MOhillbilly]

1. Revenge Killings

[Nzoner]

And the number one reason to go to your 25-year reunion...

1. One more chance to score with the homecoming queen.


And her court.

[Mr. Kotter]

So you can see photos of yourself making the letters "Y", "M", "C", or "A" plastered all over the Internet at classmates.com

So you can wake up nude, alone, broke, and covered with cooking oil in a seedy motel room on Pearl Rd. to the sound of the manager pounding on the door.

So fellow students can gather around you, marvel at how great you look and how well they remember you.... and that you were the best Driver's Ed. teacher they ever had.

[Wile_E_Coyote]

so you can pretend to be disgusted that your son is nailing his jr high math teacher

[Iowanian]

1. You're now using the math book to cover that embarrassing peniculum(you know..the hard, fat belly below the belly of a real fatty) that now causes the bulge in your elastic wasteband pants instead of the thing 25 years ago.

[Iowanian]

10. as in, the number you see laying your HS and current pics next to one another.

[luv]

To see how many people are trying to live as if the're still in high school?

[big nasty kcnut]

To find out if any of them are potential organs donors

[fan4ever]

DON'T GO!!!

You're going to be repulsed by how old everyone has gotten and then you'll notice yourself in a mirror and realize you are exactly where you belong.

[Stinger]

I've always wanted to go to a high school reunion and say I'm a professional killer.

Been done

http://www.crankycritic.com/archive/posters/grossepointeblank.jpg

[Scaga]

10. To see if the guy/gal that you dumped wants to hook up "just one more time"

9. To compare your beer belly to everyone elses.

8. To prove that you haven't lost the most hair.

7. To show everyone that you really won't go blind if you keep doing that.

6. Go hoping that the guy/gal that you always wanted to nail didn't really turn out that great in life.

5. Does your old locker still have the same combination?

4. "Swirlies" were not as funny as they were in school

3. Does the locker room still smell like $hit?

2. It gives you a chance to enjoy school food again.

1. It's time to spike the punch.


Best I could come up with off the top of my head.

[Nzoner]

To see if anyone still thinks they have style

http://tinyurl.com/mtrkx

[Talisman]

To tell that guy you lent the 10 bucks to back in highschool that, with the interest, he now owes you... Oh, I don't know... One night with his recently legal daughter. :shrug:

[Iowanian]

This is your last chance for an un-Viagra supported rop with that girl in your class known as Poopy...she's freshly divorced and drinking again.

[Nzoner]

Any other ideas to share for our upcoming meeting?