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04-19-2006, 03:40 PM
Lap dance
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A lap dance is a specific type of erotic dance, in which the patron is seated, and the dancer is either in immediate contact (contact dancing) with the patron, or within a very short distance. Lap dances can involve touching of the dancer by the patron, the patron by the dancer, neither, or both. This is generally dictated by the laws and culture of the city and country in which it takes place. They are usually offered in strip clubs or (somewhat more formal) gentleman's clubs. The dancers may be completely nude, topless with g-string bottoms, or fully clothed; the patron always remains fully clothed. A couch dance is a lap dance where the customer is seated on a couch.

Fire Me Boy!
04-19-2006, 03:54 PM

At first, I was offended by the title, then realized you were ACTUALLY talking about strip clubs rather than smoking food.

Rep, man. Rep.

Baby Lee
04-19-2006, 04:00 PM
Will she grind your groin with her knee?

04-19-2006, 04:07 PM
Lap dances RULE!!!! :clap:

04-19-2006, 04:19 PM
Friction Dance in Miami strip clubs rule.

04-19-2006, 04:25 PM
I like to wear a paper thin pair of dress pants and no underwear when I get a lap dance.


Baby Lee
04-19-2006, 04:26 PM
Friction Dance in Miami strip clubs rule.
Nothing beats chatting one up on the East Side, and taking her back to your place.
Watch out for the crazies, though.

04-19-2006, 10:11 PM
and grind

04-20-2006, 12:41 AM
A lap dance is always better when the stripper's cryin'.

04-20-2006, 12:42 AM

That is all.

04-20-2006, 04:10 AM
soapies are better

04-20-2006, 07:04 AM
(I can hear Gochiefs comments ) You mean you can get a girl to rub your meat ? Ewwwwwww ....... :shake: