Bachelor Party in Vegas...Need Recommendations

[SquirrellyBastard]

I'm part of a bachelor party crew heading to Vegas. We need some recommendations for places to check out.

Let's hear them. If it's legal, we're open to it. Minus donkey's and male-relations that is..

[Deberg_1990]

Is this a joke? Oh Lord, i cant wait to see where this thread is headed......

[beavis]

Bunny ranch is short drive away. I strongly recommend it.

[trndobrd]

Bunny ranch is short drive away. I strongly recommend it.


Got there by the third post....quite impressive. The over/under was at post #6

[Rain Man]

Have you considered any activities at a gentleman's club?

[ROYC75]

Don't ask the Duke LaCrosse team for any ideas ..... OK .

[SquirrellyBastard]

Have you considered any activities at a gentleman's club?


Yes......just don't know the names of the worthwhile ones. I've never been to Vegas.

[FAX]

This is a difficult question, Mr. SquirrellyBastard, as I am unfamiliar with the personal preferences of the attendees.

However, I would suggest; A) Hookers. They're always fun to have around. B) Liquor. Relatively inexpensive and improves the visual appeal of the Hookers. C) Drugs. More expensive than Liquor, but elevates the attractiveness of the Hookers to a higher degree. D) Balloon Clown. Lots of fun. Hookers enjoy them. Plus the balloons can be modified to serve as home-made condoms in a pinch. E) Saltines and Cheese. Inexpensive, yet filling.

Hope this helps.

FAX

[jAZ]

Avoid the adult clubs that have people handing out "free" passes on the strip. They aren't free, and they suck.

[SquirrellyBastard]

Avoid the adult clubs that have people handing out "free" passes on the strip. They aren't free, and they suck.


I see you've been burned by this. I shall take your advice on this, much obliged.

[1adam1238]

Bunny ranch is short drive away. I strongly recommend it.

Actually, the bunny ranch isn't a short drive from there. It is about 450 miles from Vegas. The Chicken ranch in Parumph is only about 60 miles. Lots of gentlemens clubs are available...the new scores is nice, but pricey. I like the olympic garden...but pretty much they are all the same.

[FAX]

Bunny ranch is short drive away. I strongly recommend it.

Mr. beavis is proposing an excellent idea here, Mr. SquirrellyBastard. A trip to the Bunny Ranch would prove to be a bachelor's party that you guys won't forget.

A great idea.

FAX

[ChiefsFanatic]

Don't kill a hooker and bury her in your backyard.

[DMAC]

Just watch out for the hooks if you take a girl into the shower room...that would be a "very bad thing"

[ChiefsFanatic]

Just watch out for the hooks if you take a girl into the shower room...that would be a "very bad thing"

You don't have to quote the title.

[DMAC]

You don't have to quote the title.OK, sorry weirdo.

[beavis]

I've heard good things about Olympic Gardens and the Spearmint Rhino... not by personal experience of course.

[Dartgod]

Check out this forum:

http://www.lasvegastalk.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewforum&f=1

Lots of Vegas veterans there that can give you some good advice.

[Phobia]

Plus the balloons can be modified to serve as home-made condoms in a pinch.

I'll take your word for that, Tiny.

[Sully]

I'll take your word for that, Tiny.

But really long, apparently.

[Demonpenz]

there will be alot of money spent

[FAX]

I'll take your word for that, Tiny.

Let no man doubt the enormity of FAX's manhood, Mr. Phobia.

Many are the women who have wept tears of joy upon being introduced to the spectacular FAX member.

I had assumed that the "modification" required would involve the use of a significant number of large balloons whose elasticity properties would prove useful as well. I understand that a good Balloon Clown can provide advice as to the constructive methods required in the process.

FAX

[BIG_DADDY]

Strippers, escorts and booze. Get independent escorts though.

[Sully]

Let no man doubt the enormity of FAX's manhood, Mr. Phobia.

Many are the women who have wept tears of joy upon being introduced to the spectacular FAX member.

I had assumed that the "modification" required would involve the use of a significant number of large balloons whose elasticity properties would prove useful as well. I understand that a good Balloon Clown can provide advice as the constructive methods required in the process.

FAX

Look!
It's a bunny!
Wait!
It's a sunflower!
I can make it a hat!!!

[Dartgod]

I've never understood the concept of getting the groom laid before his wedding.

Believe me, I'm no prude, but starting out your relationship by ****ing some skanky old whore seems wrong.

[FAX]

Look!
It's a bunny!
Wait!
It's a sunflower!
I can make it a hat!!!


No one should go through life without (at least once) experiencing the unparalleled joy of wearing a condom shaped like a hat.

FAX

[jAZ]

Don't know where you are staying, but when we go, we always stay at the Excalibur hotel. It's the cheapest place on a very good corner (right next to MGM Grand and NYNY). Plus it has a free train over to Mandalay Bay.

[BIG_DADDY]

I've never understood the concept of getting the groom laid before his wedding.

Believe me, I'm no prude, but starting out your relationship by ****ing some skanky old whore seems wrong.

It's always the future grooms option. Actually the last 2 I threw I knew the groom would never go for that so I just hired some top notch strippers. There are plenty in Vegas. The last time I went to one with escorts I wasn't the best man someone else was. He got his escorts off of here. http://www.eros-guide.com/sections/vip.htm I wouldn't call them old and skanky.

[MOhillbilly]

Don't kill a hooker and bury her in your backyard.

why?

[Phobia]

I've never understood the concept of getting the groom laid before his wedding.

Believe me, I'm no prude, but starting out your relationship by ****ing some skanky old whore seems wrong.
Likewise.

[FAX]

I've never understood the concept of getting the groom laid before his wedding.

Believe me, I'm no prude, but starting out your relationship by ****ing some skanky old whore seems wrong.

I agree with you in principle, Mr. Dartgod. It seems unfaithful, crass, and disrespectful on some levels. In my case, I did not.

However, I distinctly recall an overwhelming feeling of disquiet as I contemplated the very real possibilty that, after the ceremony, I would never enjoy the pleasures of another woman for the rest of my life. I can understand why some would elect to have this experience before taking their vows.

FAX

[Dartgod]

I agree with you in principle, Mr. Dartgod. It seems unfaithful, crass, and disrespectful on some levels. In my case, I did not.

However, I distinctly recall an overwhelming feeling of disquiet as I contemplated the very real possibilty that, after the ceremony, I would never enjoy the pleasures of another woman for the rest of my life. I can understand why some would elect to have this experience before taking their vows.

FAX
I know, and to each his own, but it seems wrong to tell your future wife, "I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you", while secretly thinking "Yeah, baby, but not until I **** this whore". I just don't get it.

:shrug:

I'm not judging, though, I'm far from perfect.

[Rain Man]

why?

Too easy for police to find the body.

[FAX]

I know, and to each his own, but it seems wrong to tell your future wife, "I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you", while secretly thinking "Yeah, baby, but not until I **** this whore". I just don't get it.

:shrug:

I'm not judging, though, I'm far from perfect.

I'm with you, Mr. Dartgod. I'm not judging either. Merely commenting on the pre-monogamanistic psyche.

Anyway, once the Amazing Mist Of Amore is approved by the FDA, the entire issue will be resolved since one is always only one tiny spritz away from a love-making session of Olympian magnitude.

FAX

[SquirrellyBastard]

Great advice everyone. Thanks!

[BIG_DADDY]

OK now I'm the bad guy for suggesting strippers or escorts.

Maybe you all should go hang out down at the church and sing kumbaya all night.

[MOhillbilly]

Too easy for police to find the body.


god made lime and lime makes teeth go away.

[Amnorix]

god made lime and lime makes teeth go away.


ROFL That is so wrong...

[Phobia]

OK now I'm the bad guy for suggesting strippers or escorts.

I'm pretty sure you're the only one who suggested that. For such a big, mean guy you sure can be a whiney broad sometimes.

[Jilly]

It's a really novel idea and all, but maybe you could gamble - play a little blackjack, maybe a little craps...hell, I hear they even have free liquor???!!!!

At New York, New York you can even play a rousing game of WAR. Or you could just order porn for your room, rent a stripper, get drunk and pass out...not necessarily in that order!

[BIG_DADDY]

I'm pretty sure you're the only one who suggested that. For such a big, mean guy you sure can be a whiney broad sometimes.

You have really changed since you left man. The kumbaya thing was the punch line and the only reason I posted it ****face. It's really a shame when someone you liked and respected and have spent time partying with starts acting like a complete POS. If anyone has been a bitch around here lately it's you Phil. Go ahead and take the high road and look down at me from the pedestool you have put yourself on. If this is the road you want to take with me you will always have the same view. nlm

[Dartgod]

OK now I'm the bad guy for suggesting strippers or escorts.

Maybe you all should go hang out down at the church and sing kumbaya all night.Relax, Troy. I never said that. In fact, I specifically stated in my last post that I wasn't judging anyone. I have no problem with strippers.

I only said I don't understand the mindset of hiring a prostitute for the groom to be.

[CanadianChief]

It's only cheating if you get caught!!!

It's also just a cold sore and not herpes!!!!

[Phobia]

I didn't really expect to send you into an anabolic rage but thanks very much for demonstrating my point.

I suggested that you demonstrate the ability to be a whiney broad - I'm certain with which every person on this site would agree.... Then you break out "****face", used to respect, "complete POS", among other things. Gosh, don't anybody question the almight Big Daddy or he'll go ape on you.

I'm not gonna tiptoe around you, Troy. You're right, we've shared drinks and eats and it was a good time. You're a decent guy but you're pretty high strung. Get 'hold of yourself. Everybody is your best friend so long as they cater to your whimsy but if you encounter any pushback at all, you crap all over them just like you did to me. To me, that's a pretty one sided friendship.

[BIG_DADDY]

Relax, Troy. I never said that. In fact, I specifically stated in my last post that I wasn't judging anyone. I have no problem with strippers.

I only said I don't understand the mindset of hiring a prostitute for the groom to be.

I'm not uptight at all Bob it was just a joke. It depends on the guy/couple. Sometimes it's worth getting just to stress him out especially if the bride has her brother there or something. Different people, different games. Vegas is always fun though for a bachelor party. I can't see going all the way to Vegas to have a real conservative bachelor party though. You could do that at home.

BTW we are definately going to try and make it back out this year and am looking forward to seeing you again. :thumb:

Hopefully we can make it out for an extra day or two to see others we have not been able too as well.

[MOhillbilly]

BTW we are definately going to try and make it back out this year and am looking forward to seeing you again. :thumb:



cool you and phil, can duke it out.
youre not going to take that are you?








yes, im the devil.

[Dartgod]

I'm not uptight at all Bob it was just a joke. It depends on the guy/couple. Sometimes it's worth getting just to stress him out especially if the bride has her brother there or something. Different people, different games. Vegas is always fun though for a bachelor party. I can't see going all the way to Vegas to have a real conservative bachelor party though. You could do that at home.

BTW we are definately going to try and make it back out this year and am looking forward to seeing you again. :thumb:

Hopefully we can make it out for an extra day or two to see others we have not been able too as well.
Hell yeah, if I was having my bachelor party in Vegas, the titty bars would definitely be on the agenda.

[BIG_DADDY]

I didn't really expect to send you into an anabolic rage but thanks very much for demonstrating my point.

I suggested that you demonstrate the ability to be a whiney broad - I'm certain with which every person on this site would agree.... Then you break out "****face", used to respect, "complete POS", among other things. Gosh, don't anybody question the almight Big Daddy or he'll go ape on you.

I'm not gonna tiptoe around you, Troy. You're right, we've shared drinks and eats and it was a good time. You're a decent guy but you're pretty high strung. Get 'hold of yourself. Everybody is your best friend so long as they cater to your whimsy but if you encounter any pushback at all, you crap all over them just like you did to me. To me, that's a pretty one sided friendship.

You seem like a real miserable person lately there must be something really wrong going on in your life. I don't think any of my friends on this BB feel that way other than you and I would appreciate it if anyone who is a friend would post such feelings if they exist. You are the one that felt in necessary to take a joke and make a personal attack out of it. This isn't the first time you have done something like that either it's happening more frequently all the time. Out of respect for someone who has contributed so much to the Planet I have walked away before but I am getting tired of your smart ass remarks. The fact that my post was made in response to your personal attack says it all. If that makes high strung IYO then whatever. Fact of the matter is you have had at least as many issues with people here as I have. I would challenge you to find ANY posters here who are my friends that feel that I have crapped all over them and we have a one sided friendship. Until then I will just assume that the only crap being posted here aimed at people who thought they were your friend is coming from you.

[Phobia]

cool you and phil, can duke it out.
youre not going to take that are you?

Heh heh. I'm not gonna fight anybody over stupid internet crap. But Troy is a broad half the time and if she can't admit that then she's even less of a man than I figured.

[MOhillbilly]

Heh heh. I'm not gonna fight anybody over stupid internet crap. But Troy is a broad half the time and if she can't admit that then she's even less of a man than I figured.

BOM BOMP BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

[OnTheWarpath15]

Buck up, get a suite at the Palms.

"Visit" Olympic Gardens and Spearmint Rhino.

If your group plays golf, there are some outstanding courses.

Gamble a lot. Drink a lot. Repeat.

I attended a BP out there this past October and had a blast. The only downside was that some of the guys in the group wanted to hit the nightclubs, notably GhostBar (Palms) and Pure. (Caesars) As a group of guys, it's next to impossible to get in. They want any group admitted to have more females than guys. If you have any intentions of hanging in the clubs, make lots of friends first.

[BIG_DADDY]

cool you and phil, can duke it out.
youre not going to take that are you?








yes, im the devil.

Phil has issues lately, I am not exactly sure what his problem is. He goes and promotes another BB that I was thinking about joining and then comes back here and starts acting like the riteous one. I guess he feels like he should be able to hurl shit at people around here and not get anything thrown back. Whatever, he picked the wrong person to do that with. It's a shame too because at one time he was one of my favorite posters and someone I definately was looking forward seeing again when I came out.

[Phobia]

You seem like a real miserable person lately there must be something really wrong going on in your life. I don't think any of my friends on this BB feel that way other than you and I would appreciate it if anyone who is a friend would post such feelings if they exist. You are the one that felt in necessary to take a joke and make a personal attack out of it. This isn't the first time you have done something like that either it's happening more frequently all the time. Out of respect for someone who has contributed so much to the Planet I have walked away before but I am getting tired of your smart ass remarks. The fact that my post was made in response to your personal attack says it all. If that makes high strung IYO then whatever. Fact of the matter is you have had at least as many issues with people here as I have. I would challenge you to find ANY posters here who are my friends that feel that I have crapped all over them and we have a one sided friendship. Until then I will just assume that the only crap being posted here aimed at people who thought they were your friend is coming from you.

Dude, I'm not trying to drag your name through the mud. I'm really not.

Every single time somebody disagrees with you or is opposite on some issue, you're through the roof. If it's not gun control, it's dogs, if it's not dogs, it's felonies, if it's not felonies, it's marriage.... You live on a 55 gallon drum full of gun-powder and the slightest spark sets you off.

If you can't see that, then I'm wasting my time pointing to the pink elephant sitting in your living room.

One needs look no further than this thread to see that.

[BIG_DADDY]

Heh heh. I'm not gonna fight anybody over stupid internet crap. But Troy is a broad half the time and if she can't admit that then she's even less of a man than I figured.

And that's the name of that tune. It's a waste of time. that's that.

[Stinger]

and someone I definately was looking forward seeing again when I came out.

When did Kotter get to you?

[BIG_DADDY]

Dude, I'm not trying to drag your name through the mud. I'm really not.

Every single time somebody disagrees with you or is opposite on some issue, you're through the roof. If it's not gun control, it's dogs, if it's not dogs, it's felonies, if it's not felonies, it's marriage.... You live on a 55 gallon drum full of gun-powder and the slightest spark sets you off.

If you can't see that, then I'm wasting my time pointing to the pink elephant sitting in your living room.

One needs look no further than this thread to see that.

Just debating Phil. We were not debating an issue here you took my joke and made it into a personal attack. I respond to personal attacks by doing the same. That's how I have always posted.

[BIG_DADDY]

When did Kotter get to you? :)

[Phobia]

OK now I'm the bad guy for suggesting strippers or escorts.

Maybe you all should go hang out down at the church and sing kumbaya all night.

You're suggesting you were just making a joke with this? Interesting. It sure read to me like some insecure broad whining.

But since you can take that road, I will too.

When I said you were a whiny broad, I was only making a joke.

Then you came back at me with ****face. I'm pretty sure you can't spin that into a joke.

[Dartgod]

Just debating Phil. We were not debating an issue here you took my joke and made it into a personal attack. I respond to personal attacks by doing the same. That's how I have always posted.I don't want to take sides in this, but I respect you both and hate to see you guys feud.

That said, I'm pretty sure Phil's post was not a personal attack. He was responding to your post with a smartass remark. That's Phil. He's a smartass. Always has been, always will. I seriously doubt he intended for you to take anything personally.

[MOhillbilly]

Just debating Phil. We were not debating an issue here you took my joke and made it into a personal attack. I respond to personal attacks by doing the same. That's how I have always posted.

Talk is cheap and violence is funny.




im going to hell. yipee!

[FAX]

I don't want to take sides in this, but I respect you both and hate to see you guys feud.

That said, I'm pretty sure Phil's post was not a personal attack. He was responding to your post with a smartass remark. That's Phil. He's a smartass. Always has been, always will. I seriously doubt he intended for you to take anything personally.

That's all well and good, Mr. Dartgod. But, what about where he accused me of having a tiny pee pee?

FAX

[Dartgod]

That's all well and good, Mr. Dartgod. But, what about where he accused me of having a tiny pee pee?

FAX
Well, maybe he's not always a smartass. Sometimes he tells the truth.

[BIG_DADDY]

You're suggesting you were just making a joke with this? Interesting. It sure read to me like some insecure broad whining.

But since you can take that road, I will too.

When I said you were a whiny broad, I was only making a joke.

Then you came back at me with ****face. I'm pretty sure you can't spin that into a joke.

I am not going to hijack SB's thread anymore. You have made a lot of smart ass comments here that were aimed at me for awhile now. If you want to back up anything you posted I suggest you do it in another thread.

Yes I was finally tired of your whiny broad type comments and no I wasn't joking in my response to that. If you feel I am such a bad friend then take off. If not then I suggest we take this PM.

Either way I am done and have meetings until after 3.

[Phobia]

I think we should just bury it. I can be a jerk and I know that. You can be whiny whether you admit it or not - that's not important.

The important thing is that we're both dudes. We can have this throw-down today and forget all about it tomorrow. First round is on me when you get to KC, so long as you're drinking some manly beer.

[MahiMike]

Well you guys sure ruined what looked like a fun thread. Maybe someone can post a picture of a wild bachelor party scene! :drool:

[58-4ever]

I skipped from page 1 to page 5. It seems like I'm glad I did now.

[DJJasonp]

I've heard good things about Olympic Gardens and the Spearmint Rhino... not by personal experience of course.

Olympic Gardens is good, but Crazy Horse Too has hands-down the best looking women in the world.....I'm not kidding.

Spearmint Rhino doesnt have a low stage where you can sit around and tip the girls dancing....that means....you're in booths or tables getting constantly hounded for lap dances.....

If you've got the bucks...splurge on the Hard Rock Hotel for accommodations.....beautiful girls....the pool is incredible....

Ahhhh...Vegas.

[Kerberos]

http://www.travelnice.com/stripclubs.html


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[beavis]

If you've got the bucks...splurge on the Hard Rock Hotel for accommodations.....beautiful girls....the pool is incredible....

Ahhhh...Vegas.
I will second that. I saw some of the most unbelievable looking women I've ever seen there. Only bad news is, it's off the strip.

[BIG_DADDY]

I think we should just bury it. I can be a jerk and I know that. You can be whiny whether you admit it or not - that's not important.

The important thing is that we're both dudes. We can have this throw-down today and forget all about it tomorrow. First round is on me when you get to KC, so long as you're drinking some manly beer.


That's your idea of burying it huh? ROFL Your a real stand up guy there Phil they outta name a ****ing park after you or something. Maybe Bush should send you to the ME with your manly beer to get all the tribes of Iraq to unite with skills like that. :thumb:

[Phobia]

That's your idea of burying it huh? ROFL Your a real stand up guy there Phil they outta name a ****ing park after you or something. Maybe Bush should send you to the ME with your manly beer to get all the tribes of Iraq to unite with skills like that. :thumb:

Yeah, my wife isn't a big fan of the way I choose to finish arguments either. I understand completely.