I scouted the girl i was dating today

[Demonpenz]

Strengths. Good Solid base. Wide enough hips to not only come up and stop the run, but also to have 3 or 4 kids. Good sideline to sideline pursuit shown on her ability to play basketball in college. Average wingspan. Average hand size. Above average verticle shown by jumping up to turn off the ceiling fan. Some teams say her rear would be better suited for jeans or capri's but I have no problem with it in black pants or my favorite no pants. 6'0 120. Strong canident to breed a linebacker in the future.

Weaknesses. Sometimes lacks motivation. Strong addiction to lifetime movies. Below average decision making shown by her 2 hour outfit selection time. Been known to get sloppy drunk sometimes and is good for 2 nip slips when wearing loose clothing. Not very good upper body strenth as she can't even do one rep of 225.

WR KR

NFL equivelent. Tori Holt

[greg63]

Strengths out way the weaknesses, which definitely should make her a top first round choice. :thumb:

[Demonpenz]

I don't know her shuttle time yet. And I don't think she will let me do a body fat test.

[tk13]

Gil Brandt: Gets lost in traffic. Poor motor skills. Tends to spend too much time on the phone. Watches "The Notebook" instead of game film. Knows how to change direction to confuse people. Has never made a mistake in an argument, ever.

[Demonpenz]

shows good flow on certain times of the month

[greg63]

Gil Brandt: Gets lost in traffic. Poor motor skills. Tends to spend too much time on the phone. Watches "The Notebook" instead of game film. Knows how to change direction to confuse people. Has never made a mistake in an argument, ever.


Sounds like my draft pick; I would add has a memory like a steal trap and is not afraid to use it in an argument in order to bring up 10 - 15 year old wrongs of mine in order to detract and deter from the point at hand.

[SoCalBronco]

Great instincts, has a nose for balls....flashes big time tits on film....plays low, real low...understands leverage....quick to stack and shed clothes....knows how to use her hands well....physical specimen.....great at the point of attack.

[Demonpenz]

have we done this deal with planet people yet? Like Bob Dole exceptional beard length

[greg63]

have we done this deal with planet people yet? Like Bob Dole exceptional beard length


...Don't know, but here's a bump to keep the topic going.

[Sully]

Brilliant!!!

[Rain Man]

Did she stop the pass?

[Scaga]

You forgot the most important question?

Is she a "team player"?

[Skip Towne]

Exceptional strength......she can pull a train

[burt]

Weaknesses....... and is good for 2 nip slips when wearing loose clothing.

I firmly believe this is a positive, not a weakness.....

[Rain Man]

We haven't heard yet if she's a good ball handler.

[teedubya]

ROFL at Rain Man... twice. Good show, old man. Good show.

[Herzig]

Strong lips...gets good suction going inside her mouth

[Iowanian]

Negatives include her deep penetration into the Pocket----book at the mall, and she enjoys her time in the mud a little too much to take home to coach mom.

[StcChief]

Strong lips...gets good suction going inside her mouth

High Wonderlick score.. :p

[Demonpenz]

Makes strong breaks for the ball. Sometimes holds the ball losely. Will need coaching to suceed at next level

[Chief Pote]

She really knows how to crank it up. Some would say she has a tight end.

[Iowanian]

I'm disappointed I missed out on the Wonderlick score joke.

I'd also liked to have added the projected Tight End joke with adjectives about catching the ball with soft hands and with the body.

[Calcountry]

Strengths. Good Solid base. Wide enough hips to not only come up and stop the run, but also to have 3 or 4 kids. Good sideline to sideline pursuit shown on her ability to play basketball in college. Average wingspan. Average hand size. Above average verticle shown by jumping up to turn off the ceiling fan. Some teams say her rear would be better suited for jeans or capri's but I have no problem with it in black pants or my favorite no pants. 6'0 120. Strong canident to breed a linebacker in the future.

Weaknesses. Sometimes lacks motivation. Strong addiction to lifetime movies. Below average decision making shown by her 2 hour outfit selection time. Been known to get sloppy drunk sometimes and is good for 2 nip slips when wearing loose clothing. Not very good upper body strenth as she can't even do one rep of 225.

WR KR

NFL equivelent. Tori HoltThis fact here alone means you could have her in later rounds, and you are reaching.

[leviw]

She has the ability to easily adjust from man-to-man. She does occassionally call for a double team, which allows for multiple zone penetrations.

[go bo]

this thread is worthless with0ut pics...

[Rain Man]

Can be caught from behind.

[Calcountry]

Did she measure up at the combine?

[Rain Man]

Goes down easily.

[bkkcoh]

But can she handle coaching? That is the big question.


They can all the talent in the world, but if you can't coach, you are SOL...

[ChiefsCountry]

This thread reminds me of a shirt by friend has. It is about football and sex.

[Coach]

Can she tackle? :hmmm:

[Rain Man]

Shows good knee bend and open hips.

[Coach]

Weaknesses. Sometimes lacks motivation.

Sounds like a Ryan Sims/Junior Savaii type of a player.

[Calcountry]

But can she handle coaching? That is the big question.


They can all the talent in the world, but if you can't coach, you are SOL...Can anyone post Mel Kuipers take on her?

[Lurch]

Baby, got back.

[bkkcoh]

Can anyone post Mel Kuipers take on her?It may be ok if she can't or doesn't want to play hurt, if you know what I mean.... :rolleyes:

[whoaskew]

She has a non-stop motor (mouth).

[Chief Chief]

Correction to the title of this thread:

"I stalked the girl I wanted to date today"

[Mosbonian]

If her first position is not her best....is able to adapt to any position.

Hates man-to-man, and likes the One-on-one type of coverage.

Other attributes...can play both ways.....

mmaddog
*******

[Chief Pote]

She has depth.