Night shift???

[burt]

Where the Hell is the all powerfull night shift that I have been hearing about? Damn. This is the night shit....

[DomerNKC]

you like bad girl

[burt]

you like bad girl

I miss Coco....

[cdcox]

"Night shift"? Dang n00bs.

Besides its a couple hours too early.

[Bugeater]

They're in a rebuilding year.

[luv]

Damn boy, give me a minute.

[BIG K]

Where the Hell is the all powerfull night shift that I have been hearing about? Damn. This is the night shit....

The fireworks usually start in another two hours. Everyone is getting ready by getting drunk and then they will post.....

[burt]

Damn boy, give me a minute.

You sound like all the women in my world...

[DomerNKC]

They're in a rebuilding year.still being sensitive pookie bear?

[luv]

The fireworks usually start in another two hours. Everyone is getting ready by getting drunk and then they will post.....
Or some of us will get drunk as we post. Behold the transformation!

[go bo]

some people can get drunk in nine minutes...

[milkman]

The all powerful night shift disappeared a couple of years ago.

With a couple of exceptions, the night crew now are just pretenders.

[luv]

some people can get drunk in nine minutes...
Lightweights.

[luv]

Christ, these douchebags don't even know the real name. It's like the definition of pretender.
Night crew. Happy?

[hypersensitiveZO6]

some people can get drunk in nine minutes...

You might be able to give Eric Warfield some competition. :toast:
hyperlite

[go bo]

night crew...

crew...

and we're not all dead, just on different schedules...

well...

ok, we are all dead...

[go bo]

Night crew. Happy?damn, beat me to it... :thumb:

[blueballs]

Except for a couple nights this week, the overnight conversation is weak to say the least.

[hypersensitiveZO6]

I'll post everything I drink:

starting off:

[jspchief]

The night crew doesn't exist anymore.

It's been replaced by a bunch of horny losers kissing up to luv2write.

And greg63 and kcchiefsguru exchanging schmoopies.

[burt]

The night crew doesn't exist anymore.

It's been replaced by a bunch of horny losers kissing up to luv2write. And greg63 and kcchiefsguru exchanging schmoopies.


kissey, kissey......ah **** it....

[blueballs]

Maybe I have missed the good stuff. All I have seen is a circle jerk with smilies

[go bo]

Lightweights.back when kotter was allegedly ingesting mouse shit and copious quantities of firewater, he was known as sdchiefsfan and did some silly (and quite entertaining) shit, including going from typing normally and sounding sober to tpynig reeley baaaaaaaaadf ane biegn reeeeeeeeeeeeley drnnnnnnnnnkk...

we like to tease him about it every now and then...

like bush has his seven minutes, kotter has his nine minutes... ROFL ROFL ROFL

[luv]

The night crew doesn't exist anymore.

It's been replaced by a bunch of horny losers kissing up to luv2write.

And greg63 and kcchiefsguru exchanging schmoopies.
It was luv2rite.

You gotta a problem with that?

It's only cuz I'm the only chick on here. If QT were on again, they'd be drooling over her.

[DomerNKC]

It was luv2rite.

You gotta a problem with that?

It's only cuz I'm the only chick on here. If QT were on again, they'd be drooling over her.can i kiss up to you luv???

[Katie]

Well, I've been out of the loop for awhile, but at least I am another girl type posting tonight...

[burt]

It was luv2rite.

You gotta a problem with that?

It's only cuz I'm the only chick on here. If QT were on again, they'd be drooling over her.


nipples
















copyright Bob Dole, 2006

[jspchief]

It was luv2rite.

You gotta a problem with that?

It's only cuz I'm the only chick on here. If QT were on again, they'd be drooling over her.It's not your fault that 60% of the posters on this site cling desperately to anything with an extra hole.

[hypersensitiveZO6]

hope there's enough to go around, only one to start bo

[luv]

It's not your fault that 60% of the posters on this site cling desperately to anything with an extra hole.
The other 40% are assholes.

They don't kiss up to me. They're just nice to me.

[jspchief]

The other 40% are assholes.

They don't kiss up to me. They're just nice to me.I'd rather be an asshole than pathetic.

[luv]

I'd rather be an asshole than pathetic.
You have to be pathetic to be nice?

[jspchief]

Heck, the night crew might've been dead even before you registered.Very possible, but what was posing as the night crew when I first got here puts the current group to shame.

[DomerNKC]

I'd rather be an asshole than pathetic.how bout a pathetic asshole????

[jspchief]

You have to be pathetic to be nice?No. The two are entirely seperate. Have I ever been an asshole to you?

It doesn't change the fact that there are a bunch of losers on here that follow around the female posters like lost puppies, as if they're living at some sad singles bar vicariously through the internet.

[DomerNKC]

i was on a board that bowed to every wish of the females on the board. it sucked.

[luv]

Perhaps I rushed to judgement. are you a girl?
LOL...

I was thinking the strawberry might be good.

[go bo]

It was luv2rite.

You gotta a problem with that?

It's only cuz I'm the only chick on here. If QT were on again, they'd be drooling over her. i think she is conflicted about that...

the drooling is messy and all that...

but the attention is fun... :D :D :D

[Cntrygal]

Yeah, that's not much of a hard task to accomplish.

The original night crew had a whole subset of day posters that hated us. We didn't start our own threads... we'd hijack some popular day crew thread... then the next day it'd be on the front page still, and people were upset about the 20 pages of poop and beer talk tacked on the end.


I vaguely remember reading about those types of threads. :)

[listopencil]

I seem to remember something like that. Let me check my join date...

[listopencil]

...Jesus Christ. Looks like I've almost wasted (at least) 5 years of my life. Where did it go? It was all a blur of poop, titties and absinthe.

[listopencil]

Remember the playbook graphic simulator? That thing kicked ass just because it was a cool idea, even though I don't know if anyone ever got it to work.

[go bo]

Yeah, that's not much of a hard task to accomplish.

The original night crew had a whole subset of day posters that hated us. We didn't start our own threads... we'd hijack some popular day crew thread... then the next day it'd be on the front page still, and people were upset about the 20 pages of poop and beer talk tacked on the end.ahhh, those were the days...

er... nights... :D :D :D

[listopencil]

Is that gone?

I can't find it anymore.

[BIG K]

Yeah, that's not much of a hard task to accomplish.

The original night crew had a whole subset of day posters that hated us. We didn't start our own threads... we'd hijack some popular day crew thread... then the next day it'd be on the front page still, and people were upset about the 20 pages of poop and beer talk tacked on the end.

I somewhat remember that. Again though, I have been here four years and have such a low post count. I have spent most of my time viewing peoples posts and not interacting. Attitudes and demeanor are different now then they were before.

[listopencil]

Man, I started out on an unmoderated NFL board run by The Sporting News. They ended up shutting it down because of uncontrollable off-color smack between Broncos and Raiders fans. Moved to the KFFL Bronco board. Then OrangeMane as KFFL got slow. I find myself hanging out here more often than not now.

[luv]

Man, I started out on an unmoderated NFL board run by The Sporting News. They ended up shutting it down because of uncontrollable off-color smack between Broncos and Raiders fans. Moved to the KFFL Bronco board. Then OrangeMane as KFFL got slow. I find myself hanging out here more often than not now.
Watch out. Before you know it, you'll find that you're becoming a Chiefs fan. Muahahahahaha! :evil:

[luv]

I somewhat remember that. Again though, I have been here four years and have such a low post count. I have spent most of my time viewing peoples posts and not interacting. Attitudes and demeanor are different now then they were before.
You need to interact more.

But we know how busy you are.

[jspchief]

What this thread could use is a grandllama ugly pussy story.Duh. What thread couldn't use one of those?

[Simplex3]

The all powerful night shift disappeared a couple of years ago.

With a couple of exceptions, the night crew now are just pretenders.
Night C-R-E-W dips**ts.

[luv]

Night C-R-E-W dips**ts.
Ladies and gentlemen. HE has arrived!

[listopencil]

Watch out. Before you know it, you'll find that you're becoming a Chiefs fan. Muahahahahaha! :evil:


Nah. I'm a football fan who roots for the Broncos and I get along with other football fans who root for different teams.

[luv]

Nah. I'm a football fan who roots for the Broncos and I get along with other football fans who root for different teams.
That's what you think NOW. Hang around. We'll get you brainwashed. By "we", I mean those who know what they're talking about. That doesn't necessarily include me.

[Simplex3]

Yeah, that's not much of a hard task to accomplish.

The original night crew had a whole subset of day posters that hated us. We didn't start our own threads... we'd hijack some popular day crew thread... then the next day it'd be on the front page still, and people were upset about the 20 pages of poop and beer talk tacked on the end.
ROFL

Man, those were the days. The didn't last very long after I got here even.

[Halfcan]

Night shift-that was that movie with Fonzie in it.

[luv]

ROFL

Man, those were the days. The didn't last very long after I got here even.
What happened to it? Did people get day jobs or something?

[Simplex3]

Ladies and gentlemen. HE has arrived!
Another piece to the puzzle. Maybe we can put a real night crew together for once.

You n00bs will have to step up your game, however.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Should I shave tonight, or tomorrow?

[Simplex3]

What happened to it? Did people get day jobs or something?
Hell, we're all 4 years older.

[luv]

Another piece to the puzzle. Maybe we can put a real night crew together for once.

You n00bs will have to step up your game, however.
I'm game.

Time for a beer.

[Simplex3]

Should I shave tonight, or tomorrow?
What are you shaving? We need more info.

[milkman]

Night C-R-E-W dips**ts.

I made it a point to use Mercer's description in the first sentence, and to correct it in the second.

I guess I should have used quotations to be clear.

[BIG K]

You n00bs will have to step up your game, however.

After four years, I still resemble that remark. :banghead:

[milkman]

Night shift-that was that movie with Fonzie in it.

And Beetlejuice.

[Simplex3]

I made it a point to use Mercer's description in the first sentence, and to correct it in the second.

I guess I should have used quotations to be clear.
We'll forgive you. It's difficult to soar with the eagles when we're surrounded by turkey dung.

[listopencil]

Night shift-that was that movie with Fonzie in it.


It had the girl who played "Diane" from Cheers in it as a hooker. Had a nice scene of her wearing a top and some panties. Damn, what an ass that girl had back then.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

What are you shaving? We need more info.

My face.

Or I could shave my balls too...

[luv]

What are you shaving? We need more info.
And, depending on what gets shaved, pics. :drool:

[luv]

My face.

Or I could shave my balls too...
Like I said...

Just remember, don't shave your asshair!

[Simplex3]

My face.

Or I could shave my balls too...
Face I'd do tonight. Balls I'd do in the morning. I'll expand:

The scruffy look is good when you're running around trying to pick up chicks. A prickly sack bouncing off her cheeks, however, is not sexy. You'll need the balls freshly shaved.

[milkman]

And, depending on what gets shaved, pics. :drool:

No we don't.

Unless he accidently Bobbitt's himself.

[luv]

Face I'd do tonight. Balls I'd do in the morning. I'll expand:

The scruffy look is good when you're running around trying to pick up chicks. A prickly sack bouncing off her cheeks, however, is not sexy. You'll need the balls freshly shaved.
You're a smart man.

[Halfcan]

It had the girl who played "Diane" from Cheers in it as a hooker. Had a nice scene of her wearing a top and some panties. Damn, what an ass that girl had back then.

Don't forget Michael Keaton.

[Simplex3]

No we don't.

Unless he accidently Bobbitt's himself.
Then I most certainly do NOT want pics.







It's video we'll be needing there.

[luv]

Don't forget Michael Keaton.
You liked Michael Keaton's ass?

[listopencil]

Can someone do better than this?

http://www.celebmovie.com/archive/p-z/thumbs/Shelley_Long-NightShift.jpg

[Simplex3]

Don't forget Michael Keaton.
You liked Michael Keaton's ass? NTTAWWT I guess.

[Simplex3]

You liked Michael Keaton's ass?
Shit. I'm way slow tonight, beaten by luv.

[luv]

You liked Michael Keaton's ass? NTTAWWT I guess.
HA! Beat you! :p

[Simplex3]

Can someone do better than this?

http://www.celebmovie.com/archive/p-z/thumbs/Shelley_Long-NightShift.jpg
:clap:

[luv]

Shit. I'm way slow tonight, beaten by luv.
Would getting beaten by me be that bad?

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Face at night, balls in the morning!

Thanks Chiefsplanet!

[Lurch]

You liked Michael Keaton's ass?

You ever heard, Eddie Murphy's "Boogie In Your Butt." That just reminded me of it.....Keaton played Batman in a movie, shortly after that was popular. Heh.

[Simplex3]

Would getting beaten by me be that bad?
Depends on what you'd be wearing when you did it.

[Simplex3]

Face at night, balls in the morning!

Thanks Chiefsplanet!
You might want to re-visit point #5 in this thread:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=140371

[Simplex3]

You ever heard, Eddie Murphy's "Boogie In Your Butt." That just reminded me of it.....Keaton played Batman in a movie, shortly after that was popular. Heh.
Please don't expand on how you make a connection like that. You mind is one scary f**king place.

[Halfcan]

You liked Michael Keaton's ass?

Umm yeah, that is not what I was saying-more like saying he was in the movie.

[milkman]

You might want to re-visit point #5 in this thread:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=140371

Now, why did you have to go and do that?

[listopencil]

Bigger, but you can't see that ass. Still alright:

http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/l/shelleylong/photos/018.jpg

[Simplex3]

Now, why did you have to go and do that?
I'm in a giving mood?

[greg63]

Night shift???

We're called the Night Crew; get it straight.

[luv]

Bigger, but you can't see that ass. Still alright:

http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/l/shelleylong/photos/018.jpg
ROFL

Nice socks!

[listopencil]

Still looking for a bigger shot of that ass...

[luv]

I'm in a giving mood?
Oh really? :hmmm:

[Chiefs Pantalones]

You might want to re-visit point #5 in this thread:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=140371

ROFL Does shaving my face and my balls have anything to do with that? It's not like it's a life or death situation...depends on if I slip during shaving the balls...

[Simplex3]

Bigger, but you can't see that ass. Still alright:

[listopencil]

ROFL

Nice socks!



I really wasn't looking at the socks.

[KcMizzou]

Yeah, that's not much of a hard task to accomplish.

The original night crew had a whole subset of day posters that hated us. We didn't start our own threads... we'd hijack some popular day crew thread... then the next day it'd be on the front page still, and people were upset about the 20 pages of poop and beer talk tacked on the end.Ah, the good old days.

[jspchief]

That's the best "I'd hit it" pic ever.

[Simplex3]

ROFL Does shaving my face and my balls have anything to do with that? It's not like it's a life or death situation...depends on if I slip during shaving the balls...
You're looking for advice on a life situation. #5 speaks directly to it.

[milkman]

I'm in a giving mood?

Not feeling well tonight, huh?

[Halfcan]

We're called the Night Crew; get it straight.

Bored crew tonight. Where is badgirl at, I found a whole bunch of lez jokes.

Like did you here about the new shoes for lesbos, they are called

Dike's they feature an extra long tongue and you can get them off with one finger.

[listopencil]

..hit it and kill her...



Nice! I'm stealing that.

[Simplex3]

Nice! I'm stealing that.
My second favorite:

.

[Halfcan]

Did you hear about the lesbo judges. They decided to "try" each other.

Or the lesbo twins: they were lick alikes.

[Simplex3]

Bored crew tonight. Where is badgirl at, I found a whole bunch of lez jokes.

Like did you here about the new shoes for lesbos, they are called

Dike's they feature an extra long tongue and you can get them off with one finger.
Use the lesbo jokes on SideWinder. He's appearantly feeling froggy.

[Halfcan]

I got nothing.

[milkman]

Use the lesbo jokes on SideWinder. He's appearantly feeling froggy.

Froggy?

I read those jokes.
They're pretty ****ing bad.

Look like something QockSlurper would post.

[Simplex3]

I got nothing.
That's what she said.




See, this is what's wrong with the new Night Crew. Waaaaahhhh, he's got nothing. Bulls**t. Expand you mind. You telling me you didn't take a dump today? You don't have some story of self abuse and degredation? Come up with SOMETHING for Christ's sake.

[Simplex3]

Froggy?

I read those jokes.
They're pretty ****ing bad.

Look like something QockSlurper would post.
After a lobotomy.

[listopencil]

What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment?



Potpourri.

[luv]

Bored crew tonight. Where is badgirl at, I found a whole bunch of lez jokes.

Like did you here about the new shoes for lesbos, they are called

Dike's they feature an extra long tongue and you can get them off with one finger.
I can get myself off with one finger. I don't need another woman to do that.

[Halfcan]

I can get myself off with one finger. I don't need another woman to do that.

That post is useless without pics.

[listopencil]

Whore.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

The person that posts the 130th post on this thread will have the honor of shaving my balls.

[Simplex3]

What's this we shit?
I don't remember inviting him but I did miss several meetings.

[Halfcan]

That's what she said.




See, this is what's wrong with the new Night Crew. Waaaaahhhh, he's got nothing. Bulls**t. Expand you mind. You telling me you didn't take a dump today? You don't have some story of self abuse and degredation? Come up with SOMETHING for Christ's sake.

I had taco bell for dinner-it sucked. No pie tonight.

[Simplex3]

The person that posts the 130th post on this thread will have the honor of shaving my balls.
Phew. That was close.

[luv]

:)

[KcMizzou]

:)Congrats.

[Halfcan]

Well good night Planet.

[milkman]

After a lobotomy.

In other words, a somewhat smarter QockSlurper.

[Simplex3]

Well good night Planet.
*cough*pussy*cough*

[luv]

Congrats.
Finally. Young meat.

[Lurch]

Well good night Planet.

Night, Can.....by the way....you aren't that psycho, the Talking Can's, relative are you?

[Simplex3]

In other words, a somewhat smarter QockSlurper.
No, his smack runs about as hard as I'd imagine QuickSpooger AFTER a lobotomy.

[Halfcan]

Night, Can.....by the way....you aren't that psycho, the Talking Can's, relative are you?

No he is just a cheap knock of a legend.

[Halfcan]

No, his smack runs about as hard as I'd imagine QuickSpooger AFTER a lobotomy.


I am trying to stay above all that nonsense and take the higher road. Embrace our diversity and give peace a chance.

[Lurch]

:)

I got a chainsaw you can use for trimming.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

:)

http://i.tnt.tv/v5cache/TNT/Images/NBA_malbert.gif

YESSSSSSSSS

[Lurch]

No he is just a cheap knock of a legend.

Heh. Good thing for you.

[Bugeater]

See, this is what's wrong with the new Night Crew. Waaaaahhhh, he's got nothing. Bulls**t. Expand you mind. You telling me you didn't take a dump today? You don't have some story of self abuse and degredation? Come up with SOMETHING for Christ's sake.
I was installing a toilet a couple days ago and I dropped one of the bolts down the shithole, so I had to stick my hand down there to get it. I still feel dirty.

[luv]

I got a chainsaw you can use for trimming.
Not to worry, I'm a professional. Wait, that doesn't sound good.

[Simplex3]

I am trying to stay above all that nonsense and take the higher road. Embrace our diversity and give peace a chance.
Comments like this are going to get you some treatment you won't enjoy. The real night crew may smell pu**y in the water and then it's all over.

[Lurch]

Not to worry, I'm a professional. Wait, that doesn't sound good.

It's only bad, if you charge for your services.

[Simplex3]

I was installing a toilet a couple days ago and I dropped one of the bolts down the shithole, so I had to stick my hand down there to get it. I still feel dirty.
A new toilet or reinstalling an old toilet? That makes a big difference.

I knew a guy that had to go hand fishing for his wedding ring after some Mexican and beers. I imagine he can still smell the crap on his hand. Sort of like an amputee can still feel pain in the missing appendage.

[Simplex3]

It's only bad, if you charge for your services.
No, then it's smart.

[luv]

It's only bad, if you charge for your services.
I could have been making money off this?!?!?

[jspchief]

Sort of like an amputee can still feel pain in the missing appendage.I imagine it's not really like that at all.

[Simplex3]

Am I the only one here who understands the definition of "professional"?
Sure you are Webster.

[Lurch]

I could have been making money off this?!?!?

If you have a sultry voice and a dirty mouth/mind.....you could quit your day job.

[luv]

It's the menstrual blood that alerts us.
I'm safe cuz I actually am a chick, right?

[Simplex3]

I'm safe cuz I actually am a chick, right?
It's more when the POSTS are bleeding from the gash that people move in.

[luv]

If you have a sultry voice and a dirty mouth/mind.....you could quit your day job.
I have the mind, need to work on the mouth, and have no clue about the voice.

[Simplex3]

Please. Call me Noah.
Ok?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah_Webster

[listopencil]

I have the mind, need to work on the mouth, and have no clue about the voice.



I'll work on your mouth.

[Simplex3]

This was more what I was thinking, though:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d9/Webster.gif

[Bugeater]

A new toilet or reinstalling an old toilet? That makes a big difference.

I knew a guy that had to go hand fishing for his wedding ring after some Mexican and beers. I imagine he can still smell the crap on his hand. Sort of like an amputee can still feel pain in the missing appendage.
I didn't drop it in the toilet, I dropped it in the drain thats been in the house for 50 years. I haven't bothered to smell my hand since then.

[luv]

I'll work on your mouth.
Not what goes in it. What comes out of it.....

[Simplex3]

I didn't drop it in the toilet, I dropped it in the drain thats been in the house for 50 years. I haven't bothered to smell my hand since then.

Hmm, that sucks. Is this a house that's been in the family for a few generations? You may have just bonded with your ancestors. Oh, and the degenerate construction workers who built the place.

[listopencil]

Not what goes in it. What comes out of it.....



Oh. Never mind then.

[milkman]

Not what goes in it. What comes out of it.....

If he works on it, it will eventually come out.

[Simplex3]

When did he write a dictionary?
Who's talking about dictionaries?

[greg63]

What's this we shit?

I thought you had me on ignore.

[Simplex3]

Not what goes in it. What comes out of it.....
Somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic"...

[greg63]

I don't remember inviting him but I did miss several meetings.

Nah I crashed the party.

[Bugeater]

Hmm, that sucks. Is this a house that's been in the family for a few generations? You may have just bonded with your ancestors. Oh, and the degenerate construction workers who built the place.
It was a rental house, so I just bonded with several decades of tenants.

[Simplex3]

Aren't we?
F**k if I know. Maybe. Was Roget the Thesaurus guy?

[milkman]

Somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic"...

That's quality cross thread humor!

ROFL

[jspchief]

This was more what I was thinking, though:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d9/Webster.gifWhat the hell does Kurt Warner's wife have to do with anything?

[Simplex3]

It was a rental house, so I just bonded with several decades of tenants.
Daaaaaamn...

Uh, I've got nothing to console you on that one.

[Simplex3]

What the hell does Kurt Warner's wife have to do with anything?
ROFL

Dude, that is f**king eerie...

[Logical]

Ah, the good old days.The other thing about the old nite crew was we could generate random nonsense a record pace. I recall us creating a 500 plus post thread in a little over an hour.

[luv]

Somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic", somtimes it says "Tit", sometimes it says "Titanic"...
I know the difference between big boats and big boobs.

[greg63]

Bored crew tonight. Where is badgirl at, I found a whole bunch of lez jokes.

Like did you here about the new shoes for lesbos, they are called

Dike's they feature an extra long tongue and you can get them off with one finger.

Looks like things have picked up a bit.:hmmm:

[milkman]

What the hell does Kurt Warner's wife have to do with anything?

Maybe she talks to God for Kurt through Noah.

[Simplex3]

I know the difference between big boats and big boobs.
You must have missed part of last night's beat-down of cavern-crotch.

[luv]

You must have missed part of last night's beat-down of cavern-crotch.
I could only read back so far. Her stupidity astounds me.

[jspchief]

ROFL

Dude, that is f**king eerie...

[greg63]

Well... you're not very bright.


Well...that goes without saying.

[Simplex3]

It's even scarrier that you have an autographed Demon Warner picture.

[milkman]

I could only read back so far. Her stupidity astounds me.

Don't ever tell her that.

She gets confused by big words like "astounds".

[jspchief]

It's even scarrier that you have an autographed Demon Warner picture.lol. the autograph is Mrs. Poppadopolous

[Simplex3]

lol. the autograph is Mrs. Poppadopolous
Holy s**t, you're right. That IS frightening.

Now why do you have HER autograph? She's no Markie Post.

[milkman]

Holy s**t, you're right. That IS frightening.

Now why do you have HER autograph? She's no Markie Post.

Hell, she isn't even a Shelly Long.

[luv]

Don't ever tell her that.

She gets confused by big words like "astounds".
I don't think they even have to be that big. However, she could accurately spell ASSHOLE. I'm so proud.

[jspchief]

Now why do you have HER autograph? She's no Markie Post.I carry the pic around in my pocket in case anyone ever brings up Mrs. Warner or Webster in a conversation.

It's my Lincoln/Kennedy.

[greg63]

I don't think they even have to be that big. However, she could accurately spell ASSHOLE. I'm so proud.

Hey one major accomplishment at a time; baby steps. :D

[Simplex3]

I carry the pic around in my pocket in case anyone ever brings up Mrs. Warner or Webster in a conversation.

It's my Lincoln/Kennedy.
This one creeped me out. Grey Davis (fomer gov. of CA) and Kathleen Sebelius (current gov. of KS):


.

[luv]

This thread needs some Rausch.

[greg63]

This thread needs some Rausch.

Rausch would be good.

[big nasty kcnut]

We need more cowbells.

[Phobia]

We need more cowbells.

Dude - the one time in your life where plural would actually be incorrect you opt to drop an "s" on the end of a word?

Hey, where is the picture of your Hooters friend?

[Simplex3]

Dude - the one time in your life where plural would actually be incorrect you opt to drop an "s" on the end of a word?

Hey, where is the picture of your Hooters friend?
http://www-cgi.cnn.com/US/9512/hooters_eeoc/male_hooters_waiter.jpg

[luv]

http://www-cgi.cnn.com/US/9512/hooters_eeoc/male_hooters_waiter.jpg
During our Relay For Life event every year, they have a Queen of the Relay competition. You can have a guy from your team dress in drag and walk around the track collecting money. Whoever collects the most money wins.

Anyway. That almost looks like the guy who dresses up like a Hooters waitress every year. Only the guy I'm talking about is thinner.

[Rausch]

Rausch would be good.


*Poof*

Someone speak of the Debil?

[luv]

*Poof*

Someone speak of the Debil?
You're late.

[luv]

That's really close to one of Rausch's top ten least favorite sentences to hear.
That would be, "I'm late."

[Rausch]

That's really close to one of Rausch's top ten least favorite sentences to hear.

Top 2.

[luv]

Congratulations.
I like stating the obvious.

[Rausch]

Congratulations.

Rausch also drinks beer and colon-coughs at inappropriate times...

[Halfcan]

This trainwreck of a thread could use some pie.

[4th and Long]

This trainwreck of a thread could use some pie.
http://www.paulnoll.com/Oregon/Canning/pie-apple-pic.jpg

Can I go back to bed now?

[luv]

[img]
Can I go back to bed now?
Who said you could get up?

[4th and Long]

Who said you could get up?
I'm always up, even when I'm not awake. :D

[Halfcan]

http://www.paulnoll.com/Oregon/Canning/pie-apple-pic.jpg

Can I go back to bed now?

Yep, thanks for the pie!!

[Chiefs Pantalones]

ball hair

[luv]

I'm always up, even when I'm not awake. :D
Don't expect breakfast.

[4th and Long]

ball hair
I am NOT posting a picture of that! :shake:

[4th and Long]

Don't expect breakfast.
I can outcook every woman on this board, so that was an empty threat. :)

[BigMeatballDave]

"Hit it then kill her"
ROFL :clap: That's ****ing hilarious!

[luv]

I hate it when I can't sleep.

[go bo]

eh, sleep is overrated...

[luv]

eh, sleep is overrated...
I feel so tired that I could just fall over, but when I lie down in bed....

Maybe I should go crash on the couch.

[go bo]

try leaving the tv on low, or turn on a fan...

some quiet background noise actually helps me sleep sometimes...

the rest of the time, i use drugs... :D :D :D

[big nasty kcnut]

Pic is up now of my hooter friend but more are on the way. I've even going to give a **** you denver salute.

[Rausch]

Still can't ****ing sleep...

[Rausch]

Pic is up now of my hooter friend but more are on the way.


Well, post it here lil' buddy...

[Skip Towne]

Still can't ****ing sleep...
Ya got some good shit, huh?

[Halfcan]

Damm, you insomniacs stayed up all night. A true Night Shift thread.

[Simplex3]

Damm, you insomniacs stayed up all night. A true Night Shift thread.
You know what. I think it's appropriate that the new group of late-night posters be named the Night Shift for two reasons:

1. So as to not spoil or otherwise detract from the fame and power of the original Night Crew.

2. It's so close to Night Shit.

[Halfcan]

Fame and Power of Night Crew? Wow, legends in your own mind-lol

Here are some other names:
Insomniacs Club
Night Owls
Simplex's Night Soldiers
No-sleep nOObs
AA support group
Greg's 8 ball groupies

[Simplex3]

Fame and Power of Night Crew? Wow, legends in your own mind-lol

Here are some other names:
Insomniacs Club
Night Owls
Simplex's Night Soldiers
No-sleep nOObs
AA support group
Greg's 8 ball groupies
I am *NOT* taking ownership of you tards.

[Halfcan]

I am *NOT* taking ownership of you tards.


Sorry we took a vote, and you are now President of the Night Shift.

Congrats!

Gregs 8 ball has confirmed this.

[burt]

Sorry we took a vote, and you are now President of the Night Shift.

Congrats!

Gregs 8 ball has confirmed this.

Its NIGHT CREW, DAMNIT!!!!

[burt]

Its NIGHT CREW, DAMNIT!!!!

sorry, but all those posts telling me that it was NIGHT CREW, has it tatooed to my eyelids......

[chiefs4me]

Still can't ****ing sleep...








could it be, because you sleep all day???:D

[listopencil]

.

[Halfcan]

Damm this Night Shift thread is still going??

[greg63]

You know what. I think it's appropriate that the new group of late-night posters be named the Night Shift for two reasons:

1. So as to not spoil or otherwise detract from the fame and power of the original Night Crew.

2. It's so close to Night Shit.


:thumb:

[luv]

Fame and Power of Night Crew? Wow, legends in your own mind-lol

Here are some other names:
Insomniacs Club
Night Owls
Simplex's Night Soldiers
No-sleep nOObs
AA support group
Greg's 8 ball groupies
They all sound gay.

[greg63]

They all sound gay.

There is no way that my 8 ball or groupies are gay. :harumph::p



Wait a minute; I have groupies??? :D

[Halfcan]

They all sound gay.

How about

Luv's late night Lovers.

[Halfcan]

Halfcan's Heros

You know like Hogans Hero's, except we are not in a war.

Okay I give up, no wait, how about

Night Crew Two-Revenge of the nOObs.

[Rausch]

could it be, because you sleep all day???:D

No, if I could sleep all day I COULD SLEEP.

[milkman]

There is no way that my 8 ball or groupies are gay. :harumph::p



Wait a minute; I have groupies??? :D

Yes you do.

I think they're called the Rainbow Coalition.

[greg63]

How about

Luv's late night Lovers.


:thumb:


:no smilie: For SNR

[chefsos]

How about no stinkin' name at all?

[greg63]

Yes you do.

I think they're called the Rainbow Coalition.


ROFLROFL

[greg63]

How about no stinkin' name at all?


We don't need no stinkin name!

[Halfcan]

Sidewinders Side Kicks

[greg63]

*Poof*

Someone speak of the Debil?



ROFL :thumb:

[chefsos]

We don't need no stinkin name!
Or badges.

[luv]

How about

Luv's late night Lovers.
How about...not?

[greg63]

Or badges.
:thumb:

How about...not?
ROFL Awe why not luv? :shrug:

[burt]

How about...not?

Luv's Late Night Losers???..........