What happens when Joe Satriani and Trent Green get together?

[Hammock Parties]

Pure distilled film awesomeness, that's what.

Trent Green Highlight Film (http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/Trent%20Green%20Highlight%20Film.avi)

Old videos also still available:

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/

I've switched to using the xvid video codec, so that may help out our Mac users. You can download the codec here for both Windows and Mac.

http://www.xvidmovies.com/codec/

[Hootie]

ali chiefs is a homo.

Start posting again.

[teedubya]

Hootie, you're a degenerate dipshit.

GoChiefs, your hiatus didnt last longer, Im disappointed. It was, however, 5 glorious days of CP.

i do, however, look forward to more quality such as this. Good job.

[Skip Towne]

A rare Gochiefs sighting.

[MahiMike]

2 of my favorite dudes. Thanks for posting this!

[Hootie]

A rare Gochiefs sighting.
because your dumbass decided to be a dickwad.

It seems to me that GoChiefs does a lot more positive for the site than you, bud.

[Demonpenz]

hey were are the vids of him fumbling?

[Hammock Parties]

Skip Towne agrees with you!

Most guys won't admit it but Gochiefs contributes way more to this board than the average bear.

[Halfcan]

ali chiefs is a homo.

Start posting again.

Is their anyone on here that you do like. All you post are insults, lame ones at that. You still have a ways to go to be Matrix, but you are getting closer with every post.

[Phobia]

Hootie likes me. I support his efforts.

[FAX]

Welcome back, Mr. GoChiefs.

FAX

[Hootie]

Is their anyone on here that you do like. All you post are insults, lame ones at that. You still have a ways to go to be Matrix, but you are getting closer with every post.
I could name about 10 people that I like.

Like really isn't the right word, either.

[Hootie]

there's three in this thread...

Phobia, Fax and GoChiefs.

I usually enjoy their posts. The whole Croyle/Montana thing GoChiefs decided to do was extreme, but the LJ highlight video gets me every time.

[KcMizzou]

Welcome back, Mr. GoChiefs.

FAXDitto.

[Hammock Parties]

Welcome back, Mr. GoChiefs.

FAX

Oh...that was just a joke. I was here the whole time.

[Skip Towne]

because your dumbass decided to be a dickwad.

It seems to me that GoChiefs does a lot more positive for the site than you, bud.
That's because you don't know jack shit, n00b.

[Skip Towne]

Is their anyone on here that you do like. All you post are insults, lame ones at that. You still have a ways to go to be Matrix, but you are getting closer with every post.
Exactly right. His rep just got a little closer to rock bottom as well. All indications are it will sink even lower.

[Phobia]

there's three in this thread...

Phobia, Fax and GoChiefs.


Obviously, you recognize high quality when you see it. I hope Skip and Ali don't show up slinging monkey dung.

[Hammock Parties]

It's OK, Skip, I know where you stand when it comes to GoChiefs:

Gochiefs is a good egg.

I like Gochiefs.

I'm a Gochiefs man all the way.

[Phobia]

Exactly right. His rep just got a little closer to rock bottom as well. All indications are it will sink even lower.

I'm pretty sure it's much higher now than it's ever been.

[Skip Towne]

It's OK, Skip, I know where you stand when it comes to GoChiefs:
Yep

[teedubya]

Obviously, you recognize high quality when you see it. I hope Skip and Ali don't show up slinging monkey dung.


It's Hali, suckafish... and I have a monkey dung catapult.

[Hootie]

That's because you don't know jack shit, n00b.
You're right.

Since I've only been on this site for a few months, I get to form my own educated opinions on other posters.

So far, I've come to one conclusion...

Halfcan is probably the dumbest human being I've ever encountered.

[Hootie]

Exactly right. His rep just got a little closer to rock bottom as well. All indications are it will sink even lower.
Hmmm, just checked it. Seems as if you're incorrect. Hard to believe, too. I thought only 'n00bs' made such errors? No?

[4th and Long]

Oh goody. A Hali Chi3fs/GoChiefs pissing match, mixed in with some N00b, and some Phobia and Skip for flavoring.

[Phobia]

Halfcan is probably the dumbest human being I've ever encountered.

He's tommykat junior. He's really frick'n retarded online but just barely below average intelligence in person. I really liked him. He knows how to hail a waitress when beers are low, too.

[Halfcan]

You're right.

Since I've only been on this site for a few months, I get to form my own educated opinions on other posters.

So far, I've come to one conclusion...

Halfcan is probably the dumbest human being I've ever encountered.


You are total tool. Most everything I post is for fun. If I wanted to be serious all the time I would post over in DC. What have you ever added on here with your big 500 postcount-NOTHING!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Good to see you posting again Bob. You have no business being a lurker around here. As far as halfcan goes. Halfcan is a Rush fan, that makes him more intelligent in and of itself than 90% of this board.

[Hootie]

What have you ever added on here with your big 500 postcount-NOTHING!
Undeniable wit! Seriously, try and deny it!

[Halfcan]

He's tommykat junior. He's really frick'n retarded online but just barely below average intelligence in person. I really liked him. He knows how to hail a waitress when beers are low, too.

Umm thanks for the compliment, I think.

I figured most realized the "dumb" act was just to make people laugh on here. Like I said, I don't mind making fun of myself if it gets a good laugh, obviously some don't get the joke.

[Halfcan]

That's because you don't know jack shit, n00b.

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Hootie]

Umm thanks for the compliment, I think.

I figured most realized the "dumb" act was just to make people laugh on here. Like I said, I don't mind making fun of myself if it gets a good laugh, obviously some don't get the joke.
I get the joke...

You!

Hahaha.

See.

It's UNDENIABLE!

[alanm]

So far this is more interesting to watch than the Royal game. But then so is watching the sprinkler in the back yard. :)

[Phobia]

You are total tool. Most everything I post is for fun. If I wanted to be serious all the time I would post over in DC. What have you ever added on here with your big 500 postcount-NOTHING!

He's not a total tool. He recognizes quality. That's something. Plus he's earned the wrath of Slip Downe. That's commendable.

[Hootie]

:clap: :clap: :clap:
looking for reassurance?!

[Halfcan]

Undeniable wit! Seriously, try and deny it!


Your right it takes a lot of wit to post "Your a dumbass" wow nice one!! Smoke some more Meth and try again.

[jAZ]

That (almost 1st person) clip of the Oakland game (3:29) really shows how tough it is to be a QB in the NFL. Awesome footage. I've watched that clip 3-4 times trying to simulate trying to read the field, but there's so much movement and so much activitie to keep track of, it seems nearly impossible.

Is there any more footage taken from that camera angle out there? That's just cool.

Rep.

[Skip Towne]

It's Hali, suckafish... and I have a monkey dung catapult.
I'm up to three times. I'm gaining on you.

[Hootie]

Your right it takes a lot of wit to post "Your a dumbass" wow nice one!! Smoke some more Meth and try again.
It's hard, being an english major, and reading your posts.

[Halfcan]

looking for reassurance?!

No, I don't others to make up my mind on you. I still think your a d#ck for calling Luv a Fat Ho when you first arrived on the scene. Since then you have done nothing to change that opinion, only reinforce my first impression.

[Skip Towne]

It's hard, being an english major, and reading your posts.
Shouldn't English be capitalized?

[Hammock Parties]

That (almost 1st person) clip of the Oakland game (3:29) really shows how tough it is to be a QB in the NFL. Awesome footage. I've watched that clip 3-4 times trying to simulate trying to read the field, but there's so much movement and so much activitie to keep track of, it seems nearly impossible.

Is there any more footage taken from that camera angle out there? That's just cool.

Rep.

Yeah I have a few more clips like that. I definitely wanted the other angles in this latest film...adds variety.

[Halfcan]

It's hard, being an english major, and reading your posts.


If your Major was being a Tool-you would have your degree!

[4th and Long]

Shouldn't English be capitalized?
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[Hootie]

He's not a total tool. He recognizes quality. That's something. Plus he's earned the wrath of Slip Downe. That's commendable.
He's kind of intimidating.

"Die dumbass."

"You have a new enemy. I'm gonna neg rep you every day."

...one would think and old gentleman like skip wouldn't wish death on a 21 year old, FULL OF LIFE.

[Halfcan]

Shouldn't English be capitalized?


ROFL

[JBucc]

Shouldn't English be capitalized?
Skip wins!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Pft. I bet the average Rush fan couldn't find a joint in two months of looking.


What can I say to that? Shit. I got nothin.

[Hootie]

Shouldn't English be capitalized?
It depends on my mood.

[Hootie]

No, I don't others to make up my mind on you. I still think your a d#ck for calling Luv a Fat Ho when you first arrived on the scene. Since then you have done nothing to change that opinion, only reinforce my first impression.
I don't think I ever used the term, 'fat ho', as I can't imagine ever using such a phrase.

However, I simply stated she 'sounds' like a fatty.

[Hammock Parties]

Come on guys, stop fighting. Can't we all just...get along?

[Halfcan]

I get the joke...

You!

Hahaha.

See.

It's UNDENIABLE!

ROFL Damm that is funny!

What's next-I'm rubber your glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you?"

or

"Your Momma"

how about

"You have coodies and your feet smell."

[Hootie]

ROFL
man, you must REALLY need that reassurance!

[Hootie]

ROFL Damm that is funny!

What's next-I'm rubber your glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you?"

or

"Your Momma"

how about

"You have coodies and your feet smell."
See, that's why you don't understand!

The point of the post you just mocked was exactly that. It wasn't suppose to be witty. It was supposed to be generic. That's why I 'sarcastically' played it off as a work of art.

I might be new to this site, BUT AT LEAST I'M GOOD AT THE INTERNET. (Not sure if I'm proud of that, or...)

[Hammock Parties]

I think what would complete this shit-fest is an ebola appearance.

What we need is Rausch to appear and accuse me of being COchief.

[Halfcan]

Come on guys, stop fighting. Can't we all just...get along?


Seriously, since I got back from Mexico, I have tried to be a good Planet member. I even posted a few "football" related topics. I think I have even received about 25 positive reps for funny shit I posted. But yet trolls just have to keep posting insults. Some folks are just D#CKS, and there is nothing you can do, but beat them down until they quit fuggin with you.

I would like to see the totals of how many Positive Reps I have given people on here, not to mention, Welcoming nOObs to the Planet. Yet, I get called a fag and a dumbass every time I log on. :cuss:

[Hootie]

Seriously, since I got back from Mexico, I have tried to be a good Planet member. I even posted a few "football" related topics. I think I have even received about 25 positive reps for funny shit I posted. But yet trolls just have to keep posting insults. Some folks are just D#CKS, and there is nothing you can do, but beat them down until they quit fuggin with you.

I would like to see the totals of how many Positive Reps I have given people on here, not to mention, Welcoming nOObs to the Planet. Yet, I get called a Rump Ranger and a dumbass every time I log on. :cuss:
dude, you're a little bitch!

[Bowser]

I'll never get sick of watching Green knock defensive backs the **** out.

[Halfcan]

I think what would complete this shit-fest is an ebola appearance.

Yeah that always makes a thread better.

[Skip Towne]

He's kind of intimidating.

"Die dumbass."

"You have a new enemy. I'm gonna neg rep you every day."

...one would think and old gentleman like skip wouldn't wish death on a 21 year old, FULL OF LIFE.
You're a liar too. You're only 20.

[Hammock Parties]

I'll never get sick of watching Green knock defensive backs the **** out.

You know I had to put those in there! :D

[Skip Towne]

He's kind of intimidating.

"Die dumbass."

"You have a new enemy. I'm gonna neg rep you every day."

...one would think and old gentleman like skip wouldn't wish death on a 21 year old, FULL OF LIFE.
You f*ck with the bull, you get the horn.

[Halfcan]

See, that's why you don't understand!

The point of the post you just mocked was exactly that. It wasn't suppose to be witty. It was supposed to be generic. That's why I 'sarcastically' played it off as a work of art.

I might be new to this site, BUT AT LEAST I'M GOOD AT THE INTERNET. (Not sure if I'm proud of that, or...)


Okay that makes sense. So you are a Generic Troll-much better.

[Phobia]

Yet, I get called a Rump Ranger and a dumbass every time I log on. :cuss:

I have never called you a Rump Ranger.

[Hootie]

You're a liar too. You're only 20.
Oh come on SKIPPY! Four more days until #21!

[Halfcan]

I don't think I ever used the term, 'fat ho', as I can't imagine ever using such a phrase.

However, I simply stated she 'sounds' like a fatty.

Yep Fatty sounds much better. :shake:

[Hootie]

You f*ck with the bull, you get the horn.
well if you mess with hootie, you be slackin' on your duty!

[Hammock Parties]

Here's a little behind-the-scenes peek at my amateur editing studio.

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/9968/studio3qp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[4th and Long]

Here's a little behind-the-scenes peek at my amateur editing studio.
I want one of those!

[Hootie]

Yep Fatty sounds much better. :shake:
I'm much too sophisticated to use a phrase such as 'fat ho.' I'm no wigger!

[Hootie]

I want one of those!
mininova.org

I guarantee you can find that program on that website.

[Halfcan]

I have never called you a Rump Ranger.


lol that is true.

[Hammock Parties]

mininova.org

I guarantee you can find that program on that website.

I paid top dollar for mine. Yup!

[Halfcan]

well if you mess with hootie, you be slackin' on your duty!

Wow you can rap too. Impressive!

[Hootie]

I paid top dollar for mine. Yup!
I bet.

Only dumbasses pay money for computer programs...and when it comes to computers, I don't picture you being a dumbass.

[Hootie]

Wow you can rap too. Impressive!
I'm multi-talented!

[JBucc]

I paid top dollar for mine. Yup!Sure ya did

[Halfcan]

I'm multi-talented!

Usually when somone acts as arrogant as you, it really means they are insecure and have issues with their mother.

[Hootie]

Usually when somone acts as arrogant as you, it really means they are insecure and have issues with their mother.
I see you attended KU...

On a more serious note...

I'd like to direct everyone to a post I made a few pages back. I'll quote it.

[Hootie]

You're right.

Since I've only been on this site for a few months, I get to form my own educated opinions on other posters.

So far, I've come to one conclusion...

Halfcan is probably the dumbest human being I've ever encountered.

[Hammock Parties]

I want one of those!

I tried using Microsoft's POS at first, but it sucked.

I hear the industry standard is Adobe Premiere but I'm pretty comfortable with Camtasia right now.

If anyone has used AP maybe they can fill me in.

[Spicy McHaggis]

Awesome work GoChiefs. I hope Croyle turns out to be close to the QB Trent is when he steps down. I was impressed by Trent's pocket presence in a lot of those clips and his patience in reading the D. Of course the parts of him lead blocking for Priest will never cease to amaze me either. [Raising glass] "To Trent Green, the best damn KC quarterback of my lifetime."

[JBucc]

I tried using Microsoft's POS at first, but it sucked.

I hear the industry standard is Adobe Premiere but I'm pretty comfortable with Camtasia right now.

If anyone has used AP maybe they can fill me in.I'm downloading.....I mean buying Camtasia now. Is it easy to use?

[Hootie]

I'm downloading.....I mean buying Camtasia now. Is it easy to use?
I found it on mininova, but no one is seeding it...and I don't trust limewire for software.

[JBucc]

I found it on mininova, but no one is seeding it...and I don't trust limewire for software.I'm getting it from bittorrent.com

[Hammock Parties]

I'm downloading.....I mean buying Camtasia now. Is it easy to use?

It only took me about an hour to learn it's inside and out. It's pretty efficient.

The only real complaint I have is that it sometimes the video lags when you're previewing your project (may vary depending on how fast your PC is). It makes it a little tough at times to get your cuts lined up correctly with the music. But when it compiles and spits out the video everything is usually peachy.

[Halfcan]

I see you attended KU...

On a more serious note...

I'd like to direct everyone to a post I made a few pages back. I'll quote it.

CMSU and like I said you have never added anything of importance-EVER! :shake:

[Hootie]

CMSU and like I said you have never added anything of importance-EVER! :shake:
Ok...

What have you added that is SO important?!

Huh?

Yep.

[unlurking]

Cripple Fight!!!!!!!!!

(Oh, nice vid CG, thanks)

[milkman]

Even if it was only a joke, I'm glad you're back GC.

[Dunit35]

Nice vid GC. Excellent work my man.

[NewChief]

I'm on Mac and can't get it to work. DL'd divx and the other little file, but DivX gives me an error when I try to open the file with it. When I open with QT, I just get audio, no vid. May have to wait until I get to work tomorrow to view it.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm on Mac and can't get it to work. DL'd divx and the other little file, but DivX gives me an error when I try to open the file with it. When I open with QT, I just get audio, no vid. May have to wait until I get to work tomorrow to view it.

You installed the Xvid codec and it still won't work?

Does quicktime play MPEG-4 (avi) files?

Something here might help:

http://www.freedownloadscenter.com/Best/xvid-player-mac.html

Or you can try the VLC player:

http://www.versiontracker.com/dyn/moreinfo/macosx/14738

[Lord Bestyle]

GC,

About the only time I post on one of your threads is when you decide to bash on Apple. Supporting Mac servers is what I do for a living. But then I can't tell if you're serious or if you're just trying to stir up sh*t, like most of my Microsoftie friends. (Thanks for thinking of us in the codec. I just used VLC last time: http://www.videolan.org/vlc)

IAC, despite what any idiot on these boards says about you, these videos are just as good (better, IMHO) than anything NFL Films has put out. (Imagine what you could do with their film stock.) Excellent work, every Chiefs fan should download these and thank you.

[Hammock Parties]

But then I can't tell if you're serious or if you're just trying to stir up sh*t, like most of my Microsoftie friends. (Thanks for thinking of us in the codec. I just used VLC last time: http://www.videolan.org/vlc)


ROFL

Not sure why you think I was trying to bash Mac, but I wasn't.

I am glad VLC seems to do the trick.


IAC, despite what any idiot on these boards says about you, these videos are just as good (better, IMHO) than anything NFL Films has put out. (Imagine what you could do with their film stock.) Excellent work, every Chiefs fan should download these and thank you.

Thanks. I would love to have some more film to use but DRU does a great job of providing me with plenty all the same. :)

I will settle for NFL Films music (used in the Tony film).

[NewChief]

VLC worked, finally.

That's another awesome piece of work, GC. I kept waiting on the Green Bay OT game winner. Cool that you saved that one for last.

[Red Dawg]

Fabulous job!

[Hammock Parties]

VLC worked, finally.

That's another awesome piece of work, GC. I kept waiting on the Green Bay OT game winner. Cool that you saved that one for last.

I always save the best for last. :)

I should have put that pass Trent threw to Dante at the end of the Dallas game in there somewhere. :mad:

[OnTheWarpath15]

Excellent work as always, gochiefs.

Who's the next one gonna be?

My vote would be for DJ......

[The Kraken]

Excellent work as always, gochiefs.

Who's the next one gonna be?

My vote would be for DJ......

I only have like seven DJ clips...he'll be part of the defensive highlight reel though.

[The Kraken]

Oops, I mean....GRARARAR!!! RAAAAAR!

[OnTheWarpath15]

I only have like seven DJ clips...he'll be part of the defensive highlight reel though.

Lemme guess, 6 from the Jets game and the time he jacked up Jake the Fake?

Maybe a Jared Allen film?

[Hammock Parties]

Lemme guess, 6 from the Jets game and the time he jacked up Jake the Fake?

Maybe a Jared Allen film?

I have 20 clips of Allen...probably still not enough. And it would get repetitive. I'll just package them all together with the rest of the defensive highlights.

And I just realized I have to include Jerome Woods. :cuss:

[Hootie]

Lemme guess, 6 from the Jets game and the time he jacked up Jake the Fake?

Maybe a Jared Allen film?
DJ was solid...that little 'jab' wasn't necessary!

[OnTheWarpath15]

DJ was solid...that little 'jab' wasn't necessary!

What jab?

It's highly doubtful that the 7 clips he has of DJ are just run of the mill clips of him making the tackle. If you've seen gochiefs work, it's obvious he's not going to use basic, boring clips.

He was a monster in the Jets game, and the hit on Jake was legendary.

DJ was solid......but his "Sportcenter" highlights came in a few games.

[Hammock Parties]

DJ's clips are:

Westbrook hit
Tackle for 1-yard loss
Pennington Sack and FF
Hit on Bills TE
Plummer sack
Tackle for loss
Tackle for loss

[chefsos]

Oops, I mean....GRARARAR!!! RAAAAAR!
That's your mulligan. Og the caveman slipped once, too. Once.

[Chiefaholic]

Once again... Another great video of Trent Green. However, it's going to take one hell of a job to beat the one you did of Priest.

[Hammock Parties]

Once again... Another great video of Trent Green. However, it's going to take one hell of a job to beat the one you did of Priest.

You didn't think this one was better? I did.

[Chiefaholic]

You didn't think this one was better? I did.

I wasn't critizing the Trent video. I just thought the music and clips in the priest video were perfectly timed and "Superman" just fit his profile that year. Priest was incredible and one could only hope to see another year similiar to that one offensivly through LJ.

[Inspector]

Nice job man.

[Bob Dole]

Pure distilled film awesomeness, that's what.

Trent Green Highlight Film (http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/Trent%20Green%20Highlight%20Film.avi)

Isn't is amazing what Trent manages to do with a team that "needs receivers" every year? :rolleyes:

[Bowser]

Isn't is amazing what Trent manages to do with a team that "needs receivers" every year? :rolleyes:

I pretty much thought the same thing after watching that.

Hell, he nearly threw for 4,000 with Larry Parker, Snoop Minnis, and that other guy at receiver his first year here.

[Hammock Parties]

I pretty much thought the same thing after watching that.

Hell, he nearly threw for 4,000 with Larry Parker, Snoop Minnis, and that other guy at receiver his first year here.

Meh. Any QB could do that with the Chiefs offensive line.

[Over-Head]

Goat Cheese, your back! :banghead:


(come on now, ya knew the "obligatory" smaque was coming)

[vailpass]

The internet gimp is posting again, huh? I guess every classroom needs it's cripple.

[Hammock Parties]

I guess every classroom needs it's cripple.

Sort of like Terrell Davis?

[vailpass]

Sort of like Terrell Davis?

No, you're a Chiefs cripple. You know, the kind without any SB rings in your lifetime.

[Hammock Parties]

No, you're a Chiefs cripple. You know, the kind without any SB rings in your lifetime.

By that definition, this site is full of cripples.

[vailpass]

Jesus, you reply within five seconds of a post. Do you have anything at all in your life other than monitoring an intraweb BB day and night?
Wait, don't answer that. This site has attracted some real dandies over the last 3-4 years. Oh well, at least you don't want to cut off your cock.

[Lurch]

Another awesome video. Thanks, GoChiefs.

[Mr. Kotter]

Clayton!?

Where you been, dude? Don't let these jokers get to you....and, oh yeah.....THANKS for the videos, man. :thumb:

[Hammock Parties]

Jesus, you reply within five seconds of a post. Do you have anything at all in your life other than monitoring an intraweb BB day and night?
Wait, don't answer that. This site has attracted some real dandies over the last 3-4 years. Oh well, at least you don't want to cut off your cock.

Someone needs to cut off your head. You're nothing but a shithead troll.

[beer bacon]

Jesus, you reply within five seconds of a post. Do you have anything at all in your life other than monitoring an intraweb BB day and night?
Wait, don't answer that. This site has attracted some real dandies over the last 3-4 years. Oh well, at least you don't want to cut off your cock.

That gay shit may fly over on the mane vailpass, but referring to yourself as a dandy won't make yourself any look any better over here.