Disregard this thread

[Frankie]

I'm just trying to see if I can remember to post a poll! :p

[Frankie]

Oh Lord!! I can.

[JBucc]

Something very strange just happened, every link I clicked a little save box came up asking me if i wanted to save it. Wierd.

[Iowanian]

I don't see any difference in this, and any other Frankie thread...

[greg63]

I can disregard this thread; just watch me. :p

[Halfcan]

I feel 1000 post coming for this thread.

[Frankie]

ROFL. Six of you have voted that I can't. This after, obviously seeing and voting in the poll. ROFL How does THAT work?

[cdcox]

Disregard this board [/Phobia]

[greg63]

I feel 1000 post coming for this thread.

Well you were only 991 posts off. :D


So far. :)

[Halfcan]

Its picking up steam.

[greg63]

Its picking up steam.


ROFLROFL

Only 989 more to go!

[Halfcan]

This is going to be the greatest thread ever!!!

[greg63]

This is going to be the greatest thread ever!!!

Chiefs Planet history making!

[Halfcan]

Chiefs Planet history making!

It might take more than two of us-Frankie skipped out to start another dumb thread.

[joesomebody]

Anybody hear about that fat guy that walked across the country?

[Skip Towne]

This is going to be the greatest thread ever!!!
Highly doubtful.

[FAX]

Anybody hear about that fat guy that walked across the country?

Yeah. He left dents the whole way. [/Rain Man]

FAX

[greg63]

Yeah. He left dents the whole way. [/Rain Man]

FAX

Dents or pot holes Mr. Fax?

[greg63]

Highly doubtful.

True.

[Rain Man]

Anybody hear about that fat guy that walked across the country?

Didn't he get skinnier as he went? And isn't it kind of freaky to think about him leaving a little trail of fat molecules along his path, like some sort of giant slug?

[FAX]

Didn't he get skinnier as he went? And isn't it kind of freaky to think about him leaving a little trail of fat molecules along his path, like some sort of giant slug?

That's a very interesting point, Mr. Rain Man. Where do fat cells go when they die? Is the fat converted to energy and then passed from the body into the everlasting circle of life? Is every fat cell that ever was still circulating in the ethers awaiting a new home? Do we breathe that crap?

FAX

[Iowanian]

I'll bet the fat-man-walkin!'s shoes smell like a combination of stale corn chips and arse funk.

[Rain Man]

That's a very interesting point, Mr. Rain Man. Where do fat cells go when they die? Is the fat converted to energy and then passed from the body into the everlasting circle of life? Is every fat cell that ever was still circulating in the ethers awaiting a new home? Do we breathe that crap?

FAX


It's got to be somewhere. If I know my e=mc^2, it's not all converted to energy. I'm thinking that it's a molecular vapor trail that we're all breathing in, which would explain my own weight gain in recent years.

[FAX]

I'm working on a new and failproof alternative energy plan. TM Iowanian

It works like this: I build large 100' seesaws, and have obese welfare people take turns.....in rows of 3-4 to generate alot of force, with a turbine in the center.

No wind, no fossil fuels, creating jobs for welfare slobs.....

I can't lose with this idea.

Excellent! An idea of extraordinary genius and merit, Mr. Iowanian. Might I suggest that you also attach tubes to their a$$es and capture lots of valuable methane as a by-product.

Please advise as to when stock might become available.

FAX

[sedated]

Rain Man and FAX must be sole mates

[joesomebody]

I'm loving this idea Iowanian... of course the fat people are going to need energy themselves, so we've got a new market for all of our grain/corn surpluses. This gives farmers a new market for their product, and our government can stop giving out money for lands to lay fallow. Ooh and we can falsely raise the prices on fat people every now and then, especially before major holidays like Independence Day. If I get in on your company, I'm going to buy a stainless steel BMW and a kick ass 9 star hotel with 60 complimentary virgins in each room!

[FAX]

I'm loving this idea Iowanian... of course the fat people are going to need energy themselves, so we've got a new market for all of our grain/corn surpluses. This gives farmers a new market for their product, and our government can stop giving out money for lands to lay fallow. Ooh and we can falsely raise the prices on fat people every now and then, especially before major holidays like Independence Day. If I get in on your company, I'm going to buy a stainless steel BMW and a kick ass 9 star hotel with 60 complimentary virgins in each room!

I would like to just go ahead and make my reservations now, Mr. joesomebody.

FAX

[teedubya]

Haha... Frankie knows how to post a poll, but SkipTowne does not.

Skip is afraid to post a poll... freaking n00b.

[Skip Towne]

Haha... Frankie knows how to post a poll, but SkipTowne does not.

Skip is afraid to post a poll... freaking n00b.
I thought I broke you of that, n00b.

[Frankie]

Rain Man and FAX must be sole mates
I bet they wish they could quit each other.
:p ;)

[milkman]

Rain Man and FAX must be sole mates

What, they share the same pair of shoes?

[milkman]

I'm loving this idea Iowanian... of course the fat people are going to need energy themselves, so we've got a new market for all of our grain/corn surpluses. This gives farmers a new market for their product, and our government can stop giving out money for lands to lay fallow. Ooh and we can falsely raise the prices on fat people every now and then, especially before major holidays like Independence Day. If I get in on your company, I'm going to buy a stainless steel BMW and a kick ass 9 star hotel with 60 complimentary virgins in each room!

So, do they remain virgins, or will you have to replenish your stock daily?

[joesomebody]

So, do they remain virgins, or will you have to replenish your stock daily?It depends, I'm going to have one of those signs like for the towels/linens where you can request to save resourses by recycling or not.

Otherwise they will be cast out to 8 star hotels.