I just got the job I moved down here for..........

[Mr. Flopnuts]

As many of you know, I recently moved from Seattle to Charlotte. My wife has family down here and I got a decent job offer. As I was researching I found out that a fortune 500 company was located in this area that pays very well and has amazing benefits and perks. So I figured I'd take the job offer move down here to appease my wife and try and worm my way into a job I didn't think I would get. Turns out I got it. This is far and away the best job, and most money I've ever made. Thank you God. That's all, I don't usually have a huge reason to brag and figured I'd make the most of it. Thanks.

[ct]

Congrats to ya! Are they still hiring?

[Skip Towne]

Good for you, Floppy. Need any help?

[ROYC75]

Kudos .......... Now start packing.

[FAX]

Congratulations, Mr. Mr. Flopnuts. That sounds great for you.

May your career blossom like a heavenly vulva in the April morning sun.

FAX

[burt]

Are you working for Hendricks too????.....

[burt]

Congratulations, Mr. Mr. Flopnuts. That sounds great for you.

May your career blossom like a heavenly vulva in the April morning sun.

FAX

Those Vulva's...they have a high safety rating, don't they??

[StcChief]

Good job Floppy....Now about that drug test they may ask you to take...

[Dunit35]

Yeah...I would work on that drug test thing.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Good job Floppy....Now about that drug test they may ask you to take...



ROFL they did. Quick Fix. Works wonders. Google it. It's brilliant.

[arrowheadnation]

Congrats man...I had a preliminary phone interview today for a big time job. Being straight out of college, we're talking a life changing opportunity. I hope I get called back for an onsite interview.

[Bootlegged]

Congrats man...I had a preliminary phone interview today for a big time job. Being straight out of college, we're talking a life changing opportunity. I hope I get called back for an onsite interview.


Amway usually conducts their interviews off-site.

[Skip Towne]

Amway usually conducts their interviews off-site.
Yes but this particular convenience store does it right at the store.

[arrowheadnation]

Amway usually conducts their interviews off-site.
No no...that was my high school job. That didn't go over so well. All I got out of it was a lifetime supply of toilet paper :(

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Good for you, Floppy. Need any help?



You shouldn't have asked. I'm gonna get DirecTV before September. So I probably will need some help.

[Skip Towne]

You shouldn't have asked. I'm gonna get DirecTV before September. So I probably will need some help.
I'd wait until they use the Ticket in their new subscriber promotion. Usually about August. It has been something like the top package + the Ticket for $49.95. The deal lasts the 4 months of the NFL season.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'd wait until they use the Ticket in their new subscriber promotion. Usually about August. It has been something like the top package + the Ticket for $49.95. The deal lasts the 4 months of the NFL season.


My cousin got that deal or one similar a year or two ago, I had forgotten. I will definately do that. Thanks.

[Lurch]

Congrats, Floppy. :clap:

[Mr. Kotter]

Great news 420. Best wishes. Might consider sticking with booze if you want to keep the job. Or not. :shrug:

:toast:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Great news 420. Best wishes. Might consider sticking with booze if you want to keep the job. Or not. :shrug:

:toast:


Thanks bud. Yeah I passed one but if they spring another one on me I may be fooked. I've quit before I could do it again.

[Jenny Gump]

Congrats Floppy. Sorry about your nuts.

[Phobia]

Awesome. Congratulations.

[Coach]

Congrats to hear that.

Just watch out for hurricanes.

[greg63]

As many of you know, I recently moved from Seattle to Charlotte. My wife has family down here and I got a decent job offer. As I was researching I found out that a fortune 500 company was located in this area that pays very well and has amazing benefits and perks. So I figured I'd take the job offer move down here to appease my wife and try and worm my way into a job I didn't think I would get. Turns out I got it. This is far and away the best job, and most money I've ever made. Thank you God. That's all, I don't usually have a huge reason to brag and figured I'd make the most of it. Thanks.


Congrats :toast:

[morphius]

Congrats man!

[Iowanian]

Congratulations.

I could probably sell you some clean urine...for big bucks, since you're going to be a hiiiiiiigh rollah now.