Warning to all crabs: Steer clear of undersea pipes

[Hammock Parties]

http://burningsmell.org/crab/crabvspipe1.mpg

This is a video taken in 6000 feet of water. An undersea robot is sawing a 3mm wide slit (1/10th of an inch ... remember that width) in a pipeline. The pressure inside the pipeline is 0 psig, while the pressure outside is 2700 psi, or 1.3 tons per square inch. Then a crab comes along....

[hypersensitiveZO6]

holy shit. got em.

[Bob Dole]

left claw north RIGHT CLAW SOUTH!

[Donger]

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This is a video taken in 6000 feet of water. An undersea robot is sawing a 3mm wide slit (1/10th of an inch ... remember that width) in a pipeline. The pressure inside the pipeline is 0 psig, while the pressure outside is 2700 psi, or 1.3 tons per square inch. Then a crab comes along....

Whoa. A pipe that can defy physics, eh?

[Bob Dole]

Whoa. A pipe that can defy physics, eh?

You know, Rich Scanlon is 25% pipe.

[J Diddy]

I prefer the crabs leave the underwear pipes alone as well.

[bogie]

Wow!

[dtebbe]

PWNED!

[Fish]

Did he survive?

[Simplex3]

PITA will be along shortly to take all of you to reeducation camps. Then they'll work on banning underwater pipe-cutting.

[Chief Henry]

Pressure 1
Crab 0

[Lurch]

You know, Rich Scanlon is 25% pipe.

You know a lot about Scanlon's pipe, do you?

[Bowser]

That crab didn't even get "What the ****...." through its head. A claw through his head, maybe. Certainly not enough time to wonder what's up.

[CanadianChief]

guaranteed we this this stunt on the next David Blaine special

[Demonpenz]

i smell crab cakes

[Demonpenz]

hey if those crabs give you any trouble just hit em with this shampoo

[Otter]

hey if those crabs give you any trouble just hit em with this shampoo

Where were you when I needed that advice back in my sophmore year of high school?

[ChiefaRoo]

http://burningsmell.org/crab/crabvspipe1.mpg

This is a video taken in 6000 feet of water. An undersea robot is sawing a 3mm wide slit (1/10th of an inch ... remember that width) in a pipeline. The pressure inside the pipeline is 0 psig, while the pressure outside is 2700 psi, or 1.3 tons per square inch. Then a crab comes along....

Wow, imagine what that would do a person. I wonder how long it would take to suck a whole human into that thing. You know a really fat guy.

PS - I dated a girl who could do that with her mouth

[Hammock Parties]

Wow, imagine what that would do a person. I wonder how long it would take to suck a whole human into that thing.

Remember when the newborn got sucked ass-backwards through the window into the vacuum of space in Alien Ressurection?

[Fish]

If you look very closely.... you might have to pause it... you can see "Red Lobster™ Bisque →" on the side of the pipeline.......

[Rain Man]

I saw it with my own eyes, but I'm trying to figure out how that saw was cutting a hole in the pipe without it flooding instantly under mega-high pressure. If the pressure differential is that great, it seems like the water (and crab) would be slicing a hole in the opposite side of the pipe.

[InChiefsHeaven]

I'll say it...that sucked!

[Chan93lx50]

That was Awesome!

[JimNasium]

i smell crab cakes
Tastes like chicken.