ENDelt and Katipan: Status Update?

[Donger]

So, if my astrological calculations are correct, they've been in mutual bliss for approximately six months now. As "the Internet's coolest couple," I don't think it's inappropriate to demand an update of the union.

[SPchief]

She's pregnant

[papasmurf]

He is pregnant

[Sure-Oz]

none of our business for $100 alex

[JBucc]

I'm pregnant

[Reaper16]

Your And Pregnant

[nychief]

two words: she's late

[SPchief]

Your And Pregnant


Thats just retarded

[SPchief]

Maybe he got her sister pregnant

[milkman]

Not another Endelt-Mer thread

[Boozer]

Not another Endelt-Mer thread

Skip's just covering the Boozer original composition when he does that.

[blueballs]

better than
post gnat

[Bowser]

Let me know when it's time for their Red-Clint meltdown.

[SPchief]

Let me know when it's time for their Red-Clint meltdown.


Shit I'm waiting for the JimNasium-Jennygump showdown.

That will be one for the ages.

[Hammock Parties]

Threesomes with Nogales hookers on Fridays.

[Mr. Kotter]

For some reason, the vision I have.....comes from my childhood memory, of a couple of young dogs in our neighborhood who use to "go at it" in our front lawn for some reason.

I remember thinking, "WTF does Dad go out there and break 'em up by spraying 'em with the garden hose for?" :hmmm:

Aren't they cute? heh. :p

[Katipan]

Well... I am stoned with the slightly happy feeling you get with a nice beer in your belly.

I bet ENDelt is the same.

[Donger]

Well... I am stoned with the slightly happy feeling you get with a nice beer in your belly.

I bet ENDelt is the same.

So, does ENDelt shoot blanks, or what? You guys could have the quintessential ChiefsPlanet mascot, after all.

What's the hold up?

[Katipan]

I don't want to give birth to Skip.

[Donger]

I also had chicken.

I don't speak from experience, but I'm guessing that Mer is better than a chicken. And, I'd be willing to wager she wouldn't flop around and peck as much.

Well, maybe not peck.

[Katipan]

Donger honey, do you want to sit in the closet while we frolick?

[Skip Towne]

Skip's just covering the Boozer original composition when he does that.
Thank you sir. Thank you very much. Those Endelt -Mer schmoopies were pretty much :Lin:

[Katipan]

I'm sorry no one loves you anymore baby :(

[Katipan]

How come Skip posts in all our threads?

Should we devote a chapter to him?

[Donger]

Donger honey, do you want to sit in the closet while we frolick?

You mean as opposed to perching on the headboard?

[Mr. Kotter]

You mean as opposed to perching on the headboard?

I'll take the footboard; perched with a firehose handy in case we need to separate them.....

[Donger]

I'll take the footboard; perched with a firehose handy in case we need to separate them.....

F*ck that. Let 'em finish. Hell, I'll personally hold his ass on there to get the job done, if required.

The wife talked me into getting a dog last weekend, so I no longer have the onus of breeding. Therefore, I shall not rest until The MerENDelt Hybrid arrives.

[Mr. Kotter]

... Therefore, I shall not rest until The MerENDelt Hybrid arrives.

ROFL

[Simplex3]

F*ck that. Let 'em finish. Hell, I'll personally hold his ass on there to get the job done, if required.

The wife talked me into getting a dog last weekend, so I no longer have the onus of breeding. Therefore, I shall not rest until The MerENDelt Hybrid arrives.
What kind of mileage does one of those get?

[Donger]

What kind of mileage does one of those get?

Depends on ENDelt's BAC at the time of conception, obviously.

[Skip Towne]

More 100 post threads than any other registered fetus.
Very funny. But for all the posts that you have you are pathetic at starting good threads. Your 21 100 reply threads put you waaay down the list. Alligator mouth, canary ass.

[Katipan]

Ut oh.

It's angry.

RUN BABY.

[Donger]

GODDAMNIT! MY F*CKING BALLS JUST GOT WET WITH TOILET WATER AGAIN!

[Katipan]

If you blow on them really fast it'll send a nice chill down your spine.

[Donger]

Ut oh.

It's angry.

RUN BABY.

I'm not scared. In fact, it still tingles.

[Donger]

canary ass.

Does that mean that he gets flatulent in a nasty cave?

[Donger]

If you blow on them really fast it'll send a nice chill down your spine.

I just gave them a good licking, like I always do. Good as new.

[Katipan]

It means Skip really really really cares about the Internet.

[Hammock Parties]

I have like 500 100 post threads in the mod forum. I'm wildly popular in there.

Man...I would pay money to get into that forum and read threads.

[Boozer]

I have like 500 100 post threads in the mod forum. I'm wildly popular in there.

Do you have a really hot model girldriend who lives in Canada, too?

[Katipan]

The Lounge used to mean something.

holy shit.

[Donger]

It means Skip really really really cares about the Internet.

Oh yeah. Skip.

"You're a little pissant that I have stayed off of but it looks like it's time to f*ck with you."

I honestly don't know why he got so upset with me, but apparently I irritated him at some point.

[Hammock Parties]

How much?

5 bucks?

[Katipan]

It was the whole mirror to his soul thing.

Boys hate that.

[Donger]

holy shit.

"He's a loner, honey. A rebel. You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like that."

[Donger]

It was the whole mirror to his soul thing.

Boys hate that.

I'm a boy and I love my reflection. I'm not sure what that signifies, however.

[Katipan]

Thats cuz you're pretty.

If you weren't pretty... Would you still look?

I think not.

[Hammock Parties]

Lemme go find a $5 thread for ya.

BS...I want the whole thing.

[Katipan]

That'll be $20 and you have to sit in VIP.

[Hammock Parties]

There's not even a mod forum.

[Donger]

Thats cuz you're pretty.

If you weren't pretty... Would you still look?

I think not.

I probably would. But I'm funny like that.

A lady got on the elevator last night wearing a very sheer silk blouse. Oddly enough, her arelolas were extremely erect but the middle part (does it have a name?) was not. I could help but stare. Not in a sexual, male way, just a "WTF?" way. She was embarassed and so was I, but I couldn't help myself.

[Hammock Parties]

You should have taken her right there. She was begging for your lustful embrace. She wanted you to pick her up and ram her against the back wall of the elevator.

[Katipan]

Last night a girl kissed the space between my boobies and said it was okay that I didn't have any.

I win.

[Donger]

You should have taken her right there. She was begging for your lustful embrace.

I think she was just cold and embarrased.

[Boozer]

Last night a girl kissed the space between my boobies and said it was okay that I didn't have any.

I win.
That girl was your daughter. YOU LOSE!!!

[Donger]

Last night a girl kissed the space between my boobies and said it was okay that I didn't have any.

I win.

Y

[Donger]

Last night a girl kissed the space between my boobies and said it was okay that I didn't have any.

I win.

You don't have any space between your breasts?

[Katipan]

That girl was your daughter. YOU LOSE!!!

**** you.

You're about 15 years early.

[Boozer]

**** you.

You're about 15 years early.

15 years from now, you'll have a daughter who will kiss you on the breast bone and console you on your lack of mammaries?

[Katipan]

With my luck.

[Donger]

Yeah, whatever. Are you guys have going to knock out a pup or what? Do I need to pimp chiefs4me or something?

[Katipan]

Would you like me to send him to knock up your wife?

[Donger]

Would you like me to send him to knock up your wife?

Errr, no. Never mind.

*retreat*

[Boozer]

Would you like me to send him to knock up your wife?

Donger's wife's insides were a rocky place where ENDelt's seed could find no purchase.

[Donger]

Donger's wife's insides were a rocky place where ENDelt's seed could find no purchase.

I'm still holding out for the Mexican born with the heart on the outside.

[Donger]

Somebody should sell tickets.

"ROY! You take that diaper of your head and put it back on your sister!"

I know that's out of sequence, but I just talked to the wife and my kids are apparently doing their "Daddy's out of town, so let's f*ck with Mum" deal.

I've taught them well.