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chefsos
05-19-2006, 11:45 AM
Now is the time for emergency measures, gentlemen. The war has begun, and is coming to a town near you. There will be collateral damage.

Poll to follow. Don't let her see the plan.
OnTheWarpath15
05-19-2006, 11:49 AM
Start sleeping in a pair of chainmail shorts???
Donger
05-19-2006, 11:51 AM
Just do everything you're told to do, when you're told to do it, and you'll be fine.
Rain Man
05-19-2006, 11:51 AM
I think I'm going to keep a cyanide pill imbedded in a tooth, so if I wake up to find a genital-mauling woman atop me, I can just bite it and die.
StcChief
05-19-2006, 11:52 AM
two way street...Big 'ol T1ttie Twisters.
OnTheWarpath15
05-19-2006, 11:53 AM
Just do everything you're told to do, when you're told to do it, and you'll be fine.

Sounds like a great life.

Rain Man might get to that cyanide pill quicker than he thought.
Donger
05-19-2006, 11:53 AM
I think I'm going to keep a cyanide pill imbedded in a tooth, so if I wake up to find a genital-mauling woman atop me, I can just bite it and die.

All hail Prince Leto Atreides!
Donger
05-19-2006, 11:54 AM
Sounds like a great life.

Rain Man might get to that cyanide pill quicker than he thought.

I just view my wife as the Queen Borg. That makes it easier to swallow.
Rausch
05-19-2006, 11:56 AM
Don't hook up with a nutty bidge?...
BigMeatballDave
05-19-2006, 12:03 PM
Don't hook up with a nutty bidge?...
ROFL
Boozer
05-19-2006, 12:04 PM
This is getting ridiculous. Skip should start the "OFFICIAL Wives Attacking Junk Thread."
KcMizzou
05-19-2006, 12:04 PM
Don't hook up with a nutty bidge?...Not an option.
KcMizzou
05-19-2006, 12:05 PM
This is getting ridiculous. Skip should start the "OFFICIAL Wives Attacking Junk Thread."I bet it would have at least 100 posts.
chefsos
05-19-2006, 12:06 PM
I bet it would have at least 100 posts.
..and 40 would be Skip's.
Rain Man
05-19-2006, 12:09 PM
Not an option.


(Knowing smile and chortle)
Pitt Gorilla
05-19-2006, 12:13 PM
Go with a W-style preemtive strike.
Otter
05-19-2006, 12:16 PM
Shock collar
alanm
05-19-2006, 12:17 PM
Not an option.
I don't know about you KcM, but I was duped. :)
KCTitus
05-19-2006, 12:21 PM
I think we have to sacrifice a vigin...where's GoChiefs?
Bwana
05-19-2006, 12:29 PM
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chagrin
05-19-2006, 01:51 PM
That makes it easier to swallow.

heh, heh, yeah, donger swallows, heh, heh, yeah yeah...
Hammock Parties
05-19-2006, 01:54 PM
http://www.liquorsnob.com/archives/pictures/Super-Troopers-thumb.jpg
chagrin
05-19-2006, 01:54 PM
I think I'm going to keep a cyanide pill imbedded in a tooth, so if I wake up to find a genital-mauling woman atop me, I can just bite it and die.

ROFL
That was well played Ran Man, probably your most genius idea yet!


Just do everything you're told to do, when you're told to do it, and you'll be fine.

It didn't work for these guys, this theory is flawed