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blueballs
05-21-2006, 04:45 PM
Make up a drink and name it after a Chiefsplanet poster.
I need a Chiefsplanet name for:

weak Pink Lemonade Kool-Aid and rotgut rum

Rain Man
05-21-2006, 04:54 PM
Light Redrum69

Adept Havelock
05-21-2006, 04:55 PM
Guinness and a shot of everclear....

The Bwana Boilermaker

BucEyedPea
05-21-2006, 04:59 PM
Light Redrum69

Hmmmmmmmm...so is that yooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu?

Adept Havelock
05-21-2006, 05:04 PM
Duty Free Rum, and a touch of mint- BucEyedPea

Bwana
05-21-2006, 05:05 PM
Guinness and a shot of everclear....

The Bwana Boilermaker

For the love of Christ!

The hell you say! :shake: That's a waste of perfectly good Guinness.

Adept Havelock
05-21-2006, 05:07 PM
For the love of Christ!

The hell you say! :shake: That's a waste of perfectly good Guinness.
My apologies. I should have clarified you don't mix them externally! More of an "internal" boilermaker, i.e. a shot and a beer. ;)

Hammock Parties
05-21-2006, 05:08 PM
It's POTENT you jackass.

CHIEF4EVER
05-21-2006, 05:08 PM
Pure grain alcohol with a shot of nitroglycerine in it and a Jalapeno pepper garnish - the Taco John.

Hammock Parties
05-21-2006, 05:10 PM
The sauce from baked beans with a shot of absinthe: The Chiefs4me

blueballs
05-21-2006, 05:10 PM
GoCHiefs:
fresh goats milk-warm
shot of peach pucker

Hammock Parties
05-21-2006, 05:11 PM
Beer and vodka mixed with a squirt of pussy juice from a 400-pound chick: The ENDelt260.

Adept Havelock
05-21-2006, 05:11 PM
Quality Ozark Shine mixed with a shot of pear juice-

The Chief4Ever

Adept Havelock
05-21-2006, 05:12 PM
GoCHiefs:
fresh goats milk-warm
shot of peach pucker

and a shot of extra-virgin olive oil

CHIEF4EVER
05-21-2006, 05:13 PM
Quality Ozark Shine mixed with a shot of pear juice-

The Chief4Ever
Why would I want to eff up the taste with PEAR JUICE? :cuss: ROFL

Would one slather A1 on a finely cooked tenderloin?
Would one drink a 20 year old single malt scotch on the rocks?
Would one drink a finely brewed Hefeweizen with a slice of lemon?

blueballs
05-21-2006, 05:13 PM
and a shot of extra-virgin olive oil

ROFL
ROFL ROFL

Bwana
05-21-2006, 05:13 PM
A shot of clam juice.
A shot of cherry Pucker.
A shot of Old Crow.
A twist of lime.

~ The Puckered Clam~
Hamas Jenkins

VonneMarie
05-21-2006, 05:14 PM
and a shot of extra-virgin olive oil
ROFL

Hammock Parties
05-21-2006, 05:16 PM
Boulevard wheat with a dash of shit scraped off a dick: The Phobia.

SPchief
05-21-2006, 05:19 PM
Boulevard wheat with a dash of shit scraped off a dick: The Phobia.


Was he not nice to you last night and forgot the lube??

CHIEF4EVER
05-21-2006, 05:28 PM
A shot of Sambuca in a glass of Valpolicella - the Adept Havelock.

BucEyedPea
05-21-2006, 05:32 PM
1 oz coconut rum
1 oz vanilla vodka
1 oz mango vodka
2 ozs each orange and pineapple juice
crushed ice
serve in a hurricane glass with a round splash of red grenadine syrup floating on top

guess who?

SPchief
05-21-2006, 05:34 PM
Bahama mama

too easy

BucEyedPea
05-21-2006, 05:40 PM
Bahama mama

too easy
No it's not. :harumph:

Sully
05-21-2006, 05:51 PM
What's poten?

Adept Havelock
05-21-2006, 05:56 PM
Why would I want to eff up the taste with PEAR JUICE? :cuss: ROFL

Would one slather A1 on a finely cooked tenderloin?
Would one drink a 20 year old single malt scotch on the rocks?
Would one drink a finely brewed Hefeweizen with a slice of lemon?Because it's the only fruit I know of that grows down in the Mountains? And it sounded like a unique combination.... :shrug:A shot of clam juice.
A shot of cherry Pucker.
A shot of Old Crow.
A twist of lime.
~ The Puckered Clam~
Hamas JenkinsROFLROFL
Don't forget the petroleum distillate ribbon!A shot of Sambuca in a glass of Valpolicella - the Adept Havelock.I just might have to try that one. The licorice and fruit combo might be interesting.:hmmm:What's poten?It's poteen...and it's potato moonshine with a kick like two missouri mules. Had some a Manxmann budy brewed up......once. :thumb:

CHIEF4EVER
05-21-2006, 06:04 PM
I just might have to try that one. The licorice and fruit combo might be interesting.

Somehow I knew you would know what Valpolicella is. It is actually one of my favorite Italian wines. Very dry, very tasty. Ranks right up there with Soave.

Adept Havelock
05-21-2006, 06:11 PM
Somehow I knew you would know what Valpolicella is. It is actually one of my favorite Italian wines. Very dry, very tasty. Ranks right up there with Soave.
Can't say I've ever tried Soave. Valpolicella to me is a little like a Lambrusco in that it sometimes gets a bad rep from some of the cheaper vintages, but a good bottle is really hard to beat IMO!

big nasty kcnut
05-21-2006, 06:15 PM
vodka and squirt mixed together you got the rednfeisty. something sweet with a bit of a kick.

CHIEF4EVER
05-21-2006, 06:16 PM
Can't say I've ever tried Soave. Valpolicella to me is a little like a Lambrusco in that it sometimes gets a bad rep from some of the cheaper vintages, but a good bottle is really hard to beat IMO!

Yup, I actually like Valpolicella better than Chianti. Soave is a dry Italian white wine, a very tiny bit on the tart side but excellent. On par with any German white wine at the very least. Well, except for Spaetlese or Auslese but those are different types of white wine anyhow.

burt
05-21-2006, 06:21 PM
GoCHiefs:
fresh goats milk-warm
shot of peach pucker

That sounds like a "Mother Pucker".......

Adept Havelock
05-21-2006, 06:26 PM
That sounds like a "Mother Pucker".......

AHA! That explains GoChiefs Oedipal complex... :D

burt
05-21-2006, 06:26 PM
Nah...the Adept Havelock

A shot of Jagger.....with a Cabernet Chaser......

Thats right...it will make you crinkle up your face....and then think it over...with a classic deep mellow afterglow.... ROFL

burt
05-21-2006, 06:29 PM
"The reaper"

Three shots of VERY cheap tequilla.... It'll get you crappy, But you have "RAP" the empties back on the bar.....

Adept Havelock
05-21-2006, 06:36 PM
Nah...the Adept Havelock

A shot of Jagger.....with a Cabernet Chaser......

Thats right...it will make you crinkle up your face....and then think it over...with a classic deep mellow afterglow.... ROFLROFL :clap:

Then I offer the Dale Mercer-
A shot of grain, Two shots of Cuervo Gold, and a glass of akvavit.

A little fire to start, some tequila to get you good and angry, and a nice cool finish that leaves you utterly fershnickered... :thumb:

burt
05-21-2006, 06:47 PM
ROFL :clap:

Then I offer the Dale Mercer-
A shot of grain, Two shots of Cuervo Gold, and a glass of akvavit.

A little fire to start, some tequila to get you good and angry, and a nice cool finish that leaves you utterly fershnickered... :thumb:

There you go again...using those big words....fersnickered...??? I love that word!!!! ROFL thanks for the compliment....

burt
05-21-2006, 11:04 PM
The Skip towne...

Yeager Miester, mixed with prune juice.... Makes ya make that bad face, yet kinda sneaks up on ya........and hey....skips regular....