Over-Head
05-22-2006, 03:54 AM
I just answered a question posed by a "lady" on another site I was reading the message boards in, and she posed a question."Why are boy’s so fricken complicated?"
Now realizing she’s more than likely a teenager it got me thinking.
How many of you "he man Chiefsplanet Men" are actually romantics, or neanderthals?:hmmm:
If you can:
-Recite at least 5 mins of dialog from "HER" favorite movie
-make her breakfast without being asked
-make her smile by rattling off "Bogart" lines
-actually care how she feels
-offer HER the remote control
-open doors/refuse to let her carry packages
-hold her hand while you walk through the mall
-rent a "Chick flick" instead of a blood and gut’s thriller every now and then
-tell her "no dear, you have a drink, I’ll drive "
-Can remember any of the following about her : Birthday, favorite color, anniversary , movie, flower, scent, tolerate her pet animal.
-kiss her good night/good morning as soon as you wake up
-Give her flowers just because.
-have her call you at 3 am on a Saturday night so you can make sure she and her friends get home safely from the bar.
YOUR NOT PUSSY WHIPPED, you’re a romantic.
On the other hand...
-If you could care less she’s stuck head first in the deep freeze cuz the Chiefs are at 4th and inches on a goal line drive.
-wouldn’t be caught dead in a clothing store while she tries on new outfits
-offer to pay for the snacks at the theater as long as SHE stands in line to get them
-offer to "get" breakfast as soon as she’s ready to head out to McDonalds
-faithfully pull back out of the driveway so you can get her birthday card before she sees you come home.
-if you can count the time spent with the "boy’s" in hours as opposed to time spent with her in minutes
-Can’t remember anything about her except she’s a great lay
Your probably a neanderthal.
So which one are you?
(According to the Mrs. And quite a few of her girlfriends I’m a true die hard romantic)
Lady’s, feel free to add to this topic.
I’m sure there’s a few men around here who could use a does of "What can I do to make the better half stop throwing stuff at me"
Poll to follow
Now realizing she’s more than likely a teenager it got me thinking.
How many of you "he man Chiefsplanet Men" are actually romantics, or neanderthals?:hmmm:
If you can:
-Recite at least 5 mins of dialog from "HER" favorite movie
-make her breakfast without being asked
-make her smile by rattling off "Bogart" lines
-actually care how she feels
-offer HER the remote control
-open doors/refuse to let her carry packages
-hold her hand while you walk through the mall
-rent a "Chick flick" instead of a blood and gut’s thriller every now and then
-tell her "no dear, you have a drink, I’ll drive "
-Can remember any of the following about her : Birthday, favorite color, anniversary , movie, flower, scent, tolerate her pet animal.
-kiss her good night/good morning as soon as you wake up
-Give her flowers just because.
-have her call you at 3 am on a Saturday night so you can make sure she and her friends get home safely from the bar.
YOUR NOT PUSSY WHIPPED, you’re a romantic.
On the other hand...
-If you could care less she’s stuck head first in the deep freeze cuz the Chiefs are at 4th and inches on a goal line drive.
-wouldn’t be caught dead in a clothing store while she tries on new outfits
-offer to pay for the snacks at the theater as long as SHE stands in line to get them
-offer to "get" breakfast as soon as she’s ready to head out to McDonalds
-faithfully pull back out of the driveway so you can get her birthday card before she sees you come home.
-if you can count the time spent with the "boy’s" in hours as opposed to time spent with her in minutes
-Can’t remember anything about her except she’s a great lay
Your probably a neanderthal.
So which one are you?
(According to the Mrs. And quite a few of her girlfriends I’m a true die hard romantic)
Lady’s, feel free to add to this topic.
I’m sure there’s a few men around here who could use a does of "What can I do to make the better half stop throwing stuff at me"
Poll to follow