What's Your Stripper Name?

[jspchief]

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name :

a = Fantasia

b = Chesty

c = Starr

d = Diamond

e = Montana

f = Angel

g = Sugar

h = Mimi

i = Lola

j =Kitty

k = Roxie

l = Dallas

m = Princess

n = Heidi

o = Bambi

p = Bunny

q = Brandy

r = Sugar

s = Candy

t = Raquelle

u = Sapphire

v = Cinnamon

w = Blaze

x = Trixie

y = Isis

z = Jade


2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name :


a = Leather

b = Dream

c = Sunny

d = Deep

e = Heaven

f = Tight

g = Shimmer

h = Velvet

i = Lusty

j = Harley

k = Passion

l = Dazzle

m = Dixon

n = Spank

o = Glitter

p = Razor

q = Meadow

r = Glitz

s = Sparkle

t = Sweet

u = Silver

v = Tickle

w = Cherry

x = Hard

y = Night

z = Amber

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name :

a = hooter

b = horn

c = tower

d = fire

e = thighs

f = hips

g = side

h = jugs

i = shock

j = cocker

k = brook

l = tush

m = sizzle

n = ridge

o = kiss

p = bomb

q = cream

r = thong

s = heat

t = whip

u = cheeks

v = rock

w = hiney

x = button

y = lick

z = juice

I'm Angel Velvetshock :)

[morphius]

Angel Leathertower

morphius
angel is not gonna be happy.

[NY CHIEF]

Montana leather sizzle :hmmm:

[ChiefFripp]

Angel Glitzshock

[shakesthecat]

Roxy Leatherthong

[Kclee]

Star Heaventhighs

[KcMizzou]

Fantasia Glitterheat

Wow.

[htismaqe]

Angel Leatherthong.

That's just wrong.

[Rain Man]

Cinnamon Leathershock

I think I'd be scared of a stripper with that name.

[jspchief]

Roxy LeatherthongThat sounds uncomfortable.

[58-4ever]

Candy Dazzle-Cheeks. Sounds tasty.

[Donger]

Sugar Leathertush.

*shudder*

[SPchief]

Montana GlitterRidge

Kinda disturbing

[shakesthecat]

That sounds uncomfortable.

I'm starting to chafe just thinking about it.

[SLAG]

Sugar Silver thong..


btw this email is like 3 years old

[jspchief]

Wow, there's a lot of leather in this joint.

[Tatertot13]

Corporal Cocksmith

[Donger]

btw this email is like 3 years old

Yeah, but in ChiefsPlanet time, that's like three hours.

[JBucc]

Heidi Heaventhighs

[Nzoner]

Montana Glitzhooter

[Fish]

Raquelle Lustyheat......

I'm a whore........

[Inspector]

Heidi Glittercheeks.

Thats amazing. That's my real name!!!

[Buster's Dad]

sugar glitter-tush

[jspchief]

btw this email is like 3 years old It's the off-season and this board is getting less action than you on Prom night.

[Inspector]

It's the off-season and this board is getting less action than you on Prom night.
ROFL

[DMAC]

Cinnamon Sugartower.

Lick me, I'm sweet and tall.

[StcChief]

I guess I just went light brown and didn't know it....

Cinnamon Glitterhiney

[penguinz]

Fantasia Glittercheeks

[DMAC]

I want to meet a Kitty Ticklecocker

[Otter]

Kitty Cherryshock

http://www.animatedgif.net/naughty/Girl55anim1.gif

[kcwooskie]

suger Sparklejugs

[luv]

Fantasia Spankfire

[RealSNR]

Montana Sunnyjugs

:hmmm:

[OnTheWarpath15]

Lola Glitterwhip.....

:shake:

[InChiefsHeaven]

Star Dazzletower...

...I AM a sexy bitch!!

[DMAC]

I already have a porn name, it's Johnny Goldenbraut.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Not to hijack your thread, jspchief......

But isn't there a similar process to come up with your pron name?

Something like your middle name and the street you live on?

Just wonderin'

[Bob Dole]

Bob Dole!

[luv]

Bob Dole!
Bob Pole?

[SLAG]

Bob Pole?

maybe

Bob Smokem Pole

[4th and Long]

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/1805/foxywalk7qq.gifStarr Glitterthonghttp://img104.imageshack.us/img104/1805/foxywalk7qq.gif

[Predarat]

Sugar Leather

[OnTheWarpath15]

No Bambi Velvetjugs yet?

[greg63]

Montana Glitterthong

I always new 4th and I were related!

[BucEyedPea]

Starr Glitterthong

What is it with you and names that always end in "—ong?"
ROFL

[King_Chief_Fan]

Sugar Dazzle Tush?

I don't think I like that one

[Rain Man]

I pity any guy with the last name of Oxjong.

[4th and Long]

Montana Glitterthong

I always new 4th and I were related!
:thumb:

[Ebolapox]

mine's just wrong in every f*cking way a name CAN be wrong

saphire lustytush

[Dartgod]

Chesty Velvet Thighs

[4th and Long]

What is it with you and names that always end in "—ong?"
ROFL
You're just jealous of my sexxxy ass. :p

[dtebbe]

Sugar Heavenhorn

Sounds like strip club lingo for "piss break time"

DT

[Chief Pote]

Princess Silverwhip

Sounds like a badass...you ****ers better watch it.

[jspchief]

Sounds like strip club lingo for "piss break time"

DTIf you're in a strip club with all of us as strippers, the bathroom might be the last place you want to go.

[ChiTown]

Barry McCockner

[chagrin]

Princess Leather Thong

[Clint in Wichita]

Lola Glitzcheeks?

[KCChiefsMan]

Sapphire Lustytush??? thats just stupid

[KCChiefsMan]

mine's just wrong in every f*cking way a name CAN be wrong

saphire lustytush

thats kind of crazy that we have the same one

[Kclee]

thats kind of crazy that we have the same one

John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt?

[KCFalcon59]

Starr Lustysizzle

[Rain Man]

thats kind of crazy that we have the same one


I dunno. You both seem like you'd be a Saphire Lustytush to me.

[Katipan]

Sugar Leathertush.

Awesome.

[jAZ]

Sugar Lustytush

[FAX]

Will the real Sugar Lustytush please stand up?

FAX

[Carlota69]

Sugar Glitter

Now to find the perfume that smells like cotton candy in an ashtray and I'm ready to hook it!

[keg in kc]

Dallas Heavenshock.

[StcChief]

Sugar Glitter

Now to find the perfume that smells like cotton candy in an ashtray and I'm ready to hook it!

What about step 3....for last name?

Mine's glitterhiney...

[kc rush]

Sapphire Deep Hooter

[Carlota69]

What about step 3....for last name?

Mine's glitterhiney...

Oops, didnt see the third part--

Sugar Glitter Ridge But I like the my name withour the Ridge part--I could probably make more $$$ just as Sugar Glitter. :p

[Basileus777]

Candy Heavenshock

[hypersensitiveZO6]

Kitty SpankHooter :spank:

[R&GHomer]

Sapphire Leatherbomb :spock:

[chiefsfaninNC]

Cinnamon LeatherTush

[hypersensitiveZO6]

Cinnamon LeatherTush



:whip:

[Thig Lyfe]

Montana Lustytower

[arrowhead20]

sugar leatherthong

[Bugeater]

Sugar Leatherjugs. That's a complete contradiction.

[Jilly]

Dallas Sweethooter

[NJ Chief Fan]

fantasia leather whip and ill be charging $250 for a lap dance PAY UP BITCHES

[hypersensitiveZO6]

Dallas Sweethooter


Damn you beat me to that username.

[Bwana]

Montana Lusty Cocker.....sounds about right.

[Jilly]

Damn you beat me to that username.

It's because I have breasts, exquisite breasts.

[hypersensitiveZO6]

It's because I have breasts, exquisite breasts.

well, you deserved it then. :clap:

[chiefsfaninNC]

:whip:


ROFL

I thought the same thing. I think I will stick with the nick name Leatherneck.

[ExtremeChief]

Montana Leatherridge

[ArrowheadHawk]

angel sunny cheeks

ROFL

[hypersensitiveZO6]

ROFL

I thought the same thing. I think I will stick with the nick name Leatherneck.

I agree. Mines Kitty Spankhooter so......yeah.

[RedNFeisty]

ROFL
Hiedi GlitterCheeks

[Adept Havelock]

Heidi Glitterridge.

Thanks anyway, but I'll stick with Adept Havelock.

[RINGLEADER]

Montana Leatherthong

[CosmicPal]

Heidi Leatherhips

[Braincase]

Chesty Heavenshock

[Fire Me Boy!]

Princess Glitter.

[bogie]

Angel Lustysizzle

Sorry, you can't touch me there.

[CHIEF4EVER]

Chesty Velvethooter

[penchief]

How do you make an umlaut? I could spell my stripper name but it wouldn't mean or sound the same without the umlaut.

[milkman]

WTH kinda name is Mimi Velvet-Shock?

[jspchief]

WTH kinda name is Mimi Velvet-Shock?A stripper name.

[Dunit35]

Candy Night-Thighs.

[tommykat]

Raquelle Velvet Kiss......

whoaaaaaa......:D

[Adept Havelock]

How do you make an umlaut? I could spell my stripper name but it wouldn't mean or sound the same without the umlaut.

To make an umlaut, first you get some eggs, peppers, ham, and mushrooms...

[penchief]

To make an umlaut, first you get some eggs, peppers, ham, and mushrooms...

I've been waiting almost 24 hours for someone to come back with that. :thumb:

We must have similar senses of humor.

[Gonzo]

Star Heavenhooter

[J Diddy]

kitty glitzthighs

hmm,

must be a german stripper

[banyon]

Jeremy Affeldt would be Sugar Tighthips.

With his pitching performance today, he should make this name change official.

[Moooo]

Candy Dazzleshock? I must be one vulgar one!

Moooo

[J Diddy]

Jeremy Affeldt would be Sugar Tighthips.

With his pitching performance today, he should make this name change official.

Trying to highjack a stripper name thread with crappy baseball, eh?

[J Diddy]

Trying to highjack a stripper name thread with crappy baseball, eh?

Ona related note the royals would be roxie glitterjuice

[banyon]

Trying to highjack a stripper name thread with crappy baseball, eh?

Not a hijack.

But if they renamed all of the Royals this way, maybe the games would be more watchable...or not.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Lola Silverthong

[J Diddy]

Lola Silverthong


from this day forward you shall be named lola by me